sentiment_analysis.ipynb

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      "source": [
        "import numpy as np \n",
        "import pandas as pd \n",
        "import os\n",
        "import nltk\n",
        "import re\n",
        "\n",
        "from sklearn.feature_extraction.text import CountVectorizer\n",
        "from keras.preprocessing.text import Tokenizer\n",
        "from keras.preprocessing.sequence import pad_sequences\n",
        "from keras.models import Model\n",
        "from keras.layers import Dense, Embedding, LSTM, Input\n",
        "from keras.callbacks import EarlyStopping, ModelCheckpoint\n",
        "from sklearn.model_selection import train_test_split\n",
        "from keras.utils.np_utils import to_categorical\n",
        "import re"
      ],
      "execution_count": 1,
      "outputs": [
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          "text": [
            "Using TensorFlow backend.\n"
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        }
      ]
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              "{'train.csv': b'Scene,Sentiment\\n\"{Monica} How about, you\\xc2\\x92re moving!! {Rachel} Look! This is ridiculous. We should be packing you!! {Phoebe} Hey, how are you guys doing? {Rachel} Great! Monica\\xc2\\x92s moving! {Monica} I am not! {Rachel} Oh really?! Then how come all your stuff is in this box?! {Phoebe} Okay, you guys. You guys I think I know what\\xc2\\x92s going on here. Okay, you guys {Monica} No Phoebe I am mad! {Phoebe} Well, deep-deep-deep down! {Rachel} Yeah, I\\xc2\\x92m just mad! {Phoebe} Then keep running. \",NEGATIVE\\n{Phoebe} Or we could just follow your clever jokes \\xc2\\x96 any ideas? ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Hey Rach! Hey, you mind if I read my comic books in here? {Rachel} Sure! Why? {Joey} Oh well, Chandler and Monica are over there and it\\'s kinda hard to concentrate. {Rachel} What?! {Rachel} She just called and said that she was gonna be working late! {Rachel} She keeps lying to me! {Rachel} That\\'s it! {Rachel} I\\'m just gonna go over there and confront them right now! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} You forget how many great songs Heart had. {Chandler} Yeah. {Ross} You know, Barracuda was the first song I learned to play on the keyboard. {Chandler} So, you heard it, you repeated it, so that must mean you wrote it. {Joey} Oh, you guys, with this joke. I gotta say, I know I cracked up, but I\\xc2\\x92m not even sure I got it. {Ross} What, you didn\\xc2\\x92t get it? The doctor is a monkey. {Chandler} And monkeys can\\xc2\\x92t write out prescriptions. {Chandler} You are not allowed to laugh at my joke. {Ross} Your joke? Well, I think \\xc2\\x91the Hef\\xc2\\x92 would disagree, which is why he sent me a check for one hundred ah-dollars. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Hey Joe! You wanna shoot some hoops? {Joey} Oh no, I can\\xc2\\x92t go. I\\xc2\\x92m practicing; I got an audition to be the host of a new game show. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} Go, go, go! {Rachel} Oh yeah, now everybody wants to be under this hat! {Phoebe} Oy!! {Monica} What\\xc2\\x92s with all this sand? {Phoebe} Oh, yeah, Bob said there might be flood damage. {Ross} Yeah, either that, or he has a really big cat. \",MIXED\\n\"{Joey} Hey, what\\xc2\\x92s up? {Chandler} Nothing, Monica and I had a stupid fight. {Joey} But you\\xc2\\x92re still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today. {Chandler} \"\"Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly.\"\" Nice! {Joey} Yeah? {Joey} I just figured y\\xc2\\x92know, after living with you it\\xc2\\x92d be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, y\\xc2\\x92know? {Joey} Someone I can learn from, someone-someone who\\xc2\\x92s different than me. {Joey} And what\\xc2\\x92s more different than me. A guy who\\xc2\\x92s \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{The Fan} Excuse me. {Phoebe} Yeah? {The Fan} Are you Phoebe Buffay? {Phoebe} Yeah. {The Fan} Can-can I get your autograph, I\\xc2\\x92m your biggest fan. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Oh my God! Oh my God!! {Monica} Still crying? {Rachel} Like a {Monica} Y\\xc2\\x92know, I only know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. And one of them is sex. {Rachel} What\\xc2\\x92s the other one? {Monica} I don\\xc2\\x92t know, I\\xc2\\x92ve never had to use the other one. {Monica} I\\xc2\\x92m just saying y\\xc2\\x92know, if we\\xc2\\x92re having sex, he\\xc2\\x92s not gonna be talking. {Rachel} Oh that\\xc2\\x92s right. {Rachel} You\\xc2\\x92re the talker. {Rachel} Anyway uh, great idea! {Rachel} Umm, I gotta go to the store; I told him that I would buy him some more tissues. {Monica} Oh, we have some {Rachel} No you don\\xc2\\x92t! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{All} Hey. {Ross} How\\'s the maniac? {Phoebe} Oh, well he\\'s yummy. We did a little kissin\\'. {Rachel} Phoebe, what are you doing? {Phoebe} Oh, no, no, no, no. You know what, he\\'s not into that stuff anymore. He quit for me. {Rachel} Pheebs, this guy has been obsessed with your sister, for God knows how long, okay, you don\\'t just give up something like that. {Phoebe} Look, he gave me his night vision goggles and everything. {Ross} You\\'re taking the word of a guy who has night vision goggles? {Phoebe} What, he\\'s not still following her. Do you think he is still following her? {Chandler} Pheebs, wake up and smell the restraining order. {Phoebe} What are you saying I should do? {Monica} I think, that if you really like this guy, you should just trust him. {Phoebe} Thank you, Monica. {Joey} Orrr, you could follow him and see where he goes. {Monica} Oh, that\\'s what I would do, forget mine. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Then I\\xc2\\x92m gonna have to ask you to keep it down. {Mr. Heckles} Who are you? {Eric} Hi, I\\xc2\\x92m Eric, I\\xc2\\x92m gonna be Chandler\\xc2\\x92s new roommate. {Mr. Heckles} I\\xc2\\x92m Chandler\\xc2\\x92s new roommate. {Eric} I-I-I don\\xc2\\x92t think so. {Mr. Heckles} I could be Chandler\\xc2\\x92s new roommate. {Eric} But, he told me over the phone. {Mr. Heckles} He told me in person. {Eric} That\\xc2\\x92s weird. {Mr. Heckles} Well, I\\xc2\\x92m going to go into my new apartment now.  Ehh! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Tony} Wow! That\\xc2\\x92s ah, that\\xc2\\x92s pretty nice! {Joey} Pretty nice? {Chandler} You\\xc2\\x92ll have to pardon my roommate, he wanted to marry this. {Tony} We don\\xc2\\x92t have 50 bucks, but would you be willing to trade for it? We\\xc2\\x92ve got a canoe. {Chandler} Y\\'know, I, I really don\\xc2\\x92t think we need a canoe. {Tony} You gotta take the canoe! {Chandler} All right, just, just take the entertainment center, and then when you get home, throw the canoe away! {Peter} We\\xc2\\x92re not throwing it away! I built that canoe! {Joey} Good for you!! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Personal shopping? What is that? Like where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy? {Rachel} Uh-huh. {Phoebe} That sounds great! {Joey} Hey! {Monica} Umm, excuse me, we switched apartments. You can\\xc2\\x92t eat are food anymore, that-that gravy train had ended. {Joey} There\\xc2\\x92s gravy? {Monica} If you have the big apartment you have to deal with people coming over all the time. {Monica} That fridge has got to be stocked, okay, that\\xc2\\x92s your department now. {Monica} What are you doing? {Joey} I think I left a donut up here. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Four letters: \"\"Circle or hoop\"\". {Chandler} Ring dammit, ring! {Ross} Thanks. {Joey} Hey, you know our phone\\'s not working? {Chandler} What?! {Joey} I tried to call you from the coffee shop, and there was no answer. {Chandler} I turned it off. Mother of God, I turned it off! {Monica} Just like you told her you did!  ... Just pointing out the irony. {Joey} Hey, so listen, I went across the street and talked to the doorman- I got the peeper\\'s name! Can I use the phone? {Joey} Nngghhh!!!!!!! {Joey} Can I use your phone?  Yeah, the number for a Sidney Marks, please. {Ross} \"\"Heating device.\"\" {Phoebe} Radiator. {Ross} Five letters. {Phoebe} Rdtor. {Joey} Yeah, is Sidney there?  Oh, this is?  Sidney\\'s a woman. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Oh hello. {Guy} Oh, it\\xc2\\x92s you. I see you everywhere. I\\xc2\\x92m Jim, Jim Nelson. {Phoebe} Oh Jim, Jim Nelson I\\xc2\\x92m Phoebe, Phoebe Buffay. We certainly have been seeing a lot of each other lately. {Jim} We have. Maybe we\\xc2\\x92ll be seeing each other at dinner tomorrow night, say around 8 o\\xc2\\x92clock? {Phoebe} Well, maybe we will.  Oh! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Carol} Are they here yet? {Rachel} No, honey, they\\'re not, but don\\'t worry, because we are going to find them, and until we do, we are all here for you, ok? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Yeah, we are definitely on Route 27. {Phoebe} Okay.  We are at a rest stop on Route 27. Okay.  There is no Route 27.   Okay, either 93 or 76? {Rachel} I don\\xc2\\x92t know, I\\xc2\\x92m sorry, I always slept in the back when we drove up here. {Phoebe} Hey, can you send somebody up and down 76 and check every rest stop, and, and also 93? {Phoebe} Okay! {Phoebe} Yeah, no they don\\xc2\\x92t do that. {Rachel} Ugh, okay, well somebody will come and save us. {Monica} Who? {Monica} I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? {Monica} I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up. {Rachel} No! No, I am not getting in a car with Ross, we will just have to live here! {Phoebe} But if... {Rachel} No you guys, I am not getting in a car with him, you\\xc2\\x92ll have to think of something else. {Phoebe} Oh good, oh Joey and Chandler are back. {Monica} So the going for help went well? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Where there is no fear of commitment. {Chandler} Do we have any... Do we have any thoughts here? {Joey} Well, I\\'ve never been through the tunnel myself, \\'cause as I understand it, you\\'re not allowed to go through with more than one girl in the car, right. {Joey} But, it seems to me it\\'s pretty much like anything else, you know, face your fear. {Joey} It have a fear of heights, you go to the top of the building! {Joey} If you\\'re afraid of bugs.....get a bug. {Joey} Right. {Joey} In this case, you have a fear of commitment, so I say you go in there and be the most committed guy there ever was. {Rachel} Amazingly, that makes sense. {Chandler} You think? {Joey} Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind! {Chandler} Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I\\'m staring down the barrel of a gun, I\\'m pretty much peeing every which way. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} Hey! {Rachel} Hi. {Phoebe} So, did shopping make you feel any better about Ross? {Rachel} Manhattan does not have enough stores. {Phoebe} Well, {Rachel} You can? {Phoebe} Yeah. I just need you to bring me some photos of Ross. {Rachel} Um-hmm. {Phoebe} And a small piece of chocolate. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Did she see us yet? Did she see us? {Monica} Janice, what umm, what are you doing here? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Then we have to await the data from recent MRI scans and DNA testing which call into question information gathered from years of simple carbon dating. {Rachel} Look at that woman sitting by the pool getting tan... so leathery and wrinkled, I\\'m so \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} So uh, man, are you gonna go to the play with me tonight? {Ross} Y\\xc2\\x92know what, I don\\xc2\\x92t know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend. {Chandler} Yeah, I know but {Ross} Oh no-no-no, I\\xc2\\x92m there. {Monica} Hey! {Joey} Hey Mon! Want some pancakes? {Monica} You made pancakes? {Joey} Yep! Grab a plate. {Joey} No-no, stay right there.  Gettin\\xc2\\x92 closer. {Chandler} Okay, okay, but don\\xc2\\x92t worry, because we also have cereals, muffins, waffles, {Joey} Listen also we\\xc2\\x92re uh, we\\xc2\\x92re watching the game here Saturday night, if people want to come over. {Ross} Oh yeah! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} Hello Greg? {Monica} Hi, this is Monica from the plane? {Monica} Listen, the number that you gave me 853-5\\xc2\\x85   That is their old number! {Monica} Jenny\\xc2\\x92s been giving it out since they moved! {Chandler} Jenny! That is so Jenny! {Monica} Hey listen umm, how would you like to get together? {Monica} Say next Saturday? {Monica} Okay, how about Sunday? {Monica} Okay umm, the week after that? {Monica} The week after that? {Monica} Y\\xc2\\x92know what Greg? {Monica} We are good, interesting, funny people with \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} What? {Ross} Peach pit. {Chandler} Yes, Bunny? {Ross} Peach pit. That night we, uh- we had- {Joey} -Peaches? {Ross} Actually, nectarines, but basically... {Chandler} Could\\'ve been a peach. {Ross} Then, uh, then we got dressed, and I-I... I walked her to the-  -the bus stop... I\\'m fine. {Joey} Hey, that woman\\'s got an ass like Carol\\'s!  What? Thought we were trying to find stuff. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} I mean, I don\\xc2\\x92t feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore. {Rachel} You want me to just quit my job so that you can feel like you\\xc2\\x92ve got a girlfriend? {Ross} Is this about Mark? {Rachel} Oh my God. {Ross} Okay, it\\xc2\\x92s not, it\\xc2\\x92s not. {Rachel} Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight with you Ross! Look, urrgh, maybe we should take a break. {Ross} Fine, you\\xc2\\x92re right. {Ross} Let\\xc2\\x92s ah, let\\xc2\\x92s take a break,  let\\xc2\\x92s cool off, okay, let\\xc2\\x92s get some frozen yoghurt, or something.. {Rachel} No. A break from us. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} What\\xc2\\x92s wrong with you? {Joey} Nothing! {Joey} Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, haven\\xc2\\x92t been able to stand up since. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Larry} Hey, ready for dinner? {Phoebe} Ooh, absolutely! {Larry} Great! How about you wanted to go the Italian place down on Bleaker Street right? {Phoebe} Ooh, I love that place!  So, no. {Larry} How about Mama Lisettie\\'s? {Phoebe} Enh. Sure! {Larry} I wonder how long that milk  has been setting out. {Phoebe} Oh, no-no, this place is totally healthy! {Phoebe} That\\xc2\\x97this milk is mine. {Phoebe} I bought this today, \\'cause I was thirsty for milk, y\\'know. {Phoebe} Okay, let\\'s go! {Larry} Hey, buddy!  Are you familiar with Section 11-B of the Health Code that requires all refuse material out the {Gunther} But then I\\'d have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place. {Larry} Oh, so you\\'re saying you\\'d choose convenience over health?! {Phoebe} Okay, stop! {Phoebe} Larry, okay, can\\'t you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy? {Phoebe} Y\\'know I mean it was really exciting at first but now it\\'s like, okay, so where are we gonna eat ever? {Larry} Well, I suppose I could give him a warning. {Phoebe} Thank you. {Phoebe} Go! {Phoebe} Go! {Phoebe} Now, if after dinner you still really need to bust someone, I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} Oh, I\\'m sorry. {Rachel} Where\\'s Chandler? {Phoebe} Oh, he needed some time to grieve. {Chandler} I\\'m free! I\\'m free! {Phoebe} That oughta do it. \",NEUTRAL\\n{Chandler} Y\\xc2\\x92know what? {Chandler} I am going to take you out to dinner tonight. {Chandler} I found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers . {Chandler} No? {Chandler} Really? {Chandler} They taste so good. ,MIXED\\n\"{Rachel} Hey! {Ross} What are you guys doing later? {Phoebe} Oh, Rachel and I have appointments to get our hair cut. {Rachel} We do? {Phoebe} I want to see what he wants first. {Ross} I just found out that Elizabeth\\xc2\\x92s dad wants to meet me. {Chandler} Wait a minute, hold the phone! You\\xc2\\x92re not Elizabeth\\xc2\\x92s dad?! {Ross} Come on guys, I-I really want this guy to like me. {Ross} It-it would really help me out if you guys were here to make me look good. {All} Of course we\\xc2\\x92ll help! Yeah! We\\xc2\\x92ll be here! {Ross} Thanks! {Monica} We know how tough those parent/teacher conferences can be. \",MIXED\\n\"{Monica} What happened in Atlantic City?! {Ross} Well, Chandler and I are in a bar {Chandler} Did you not hear me say, \"\"Du-ude?!\"\" {Ross} And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? {Ross} So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. {Ross} Now, I know what you\\xc2\\x92re thinking, Chandler\\xc2\\x92s not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and you\\xc2\\x92re right, Chandler\\xc2\\x92s not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with\\xc2\\x85girls. {Monica} You kissed a guy?!! Oh my God. {Chandler} In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy. {Ross} Oh Mon, I laughed so hard {Chandler} Ho-ho, so hard we had to throw out your underwear again? {Ross} Whatever dude, you kissed a guy. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} So is everybody here? {Ross} I got here a little early myself. {Ross} Let us begin. {Ross} Now, the hydrosaurids have been unearthed in two main locations. {Ross} Here. {Ross} Here. {Ross} Now as for the hydrosaurs \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Oh, that\\'s what she meant! {Joey} You know, if they\\'re    gonna shorten it, they should call it the MUSE! {Joey} You know, short for museum,    and avoid all the confusion! {Ross} Yeah, most of it it\\'s a place {Joey} Ok, all right, so I\\'ll take her to the MET. {Ross} Yeah, uh, uh, ok, there\\'s this great rare bookstore on Madison    Avenue. {Ross} You know what? {Ross} She loves architecture, you know what you should do? {Ross} You should take a walk down fifth to the Saint Patrick\\'s Cathedral and there    there\\'s this great little pastry shop that she\\'d love. {Joey} Geez, sounds like you should be going on this date! {Ross} But I\\'m not! . You know what if you\\'re in the mood for    Thai food... {Joey} Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down, you go {Ross} Ok. {Joey} You got to tell me exactly what to do there. \",NEUTRAL\\n{Monica} How ya feelin\\xc2\\x92? ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} In {Phoebe} Oh, this life! Oh okay no, Chandler\\'s is worse. {Joey} Man, it must be so cool remembering stuff like that! I don\\'t have any past life memories. {Phoebe} Of course you don\\'t sweetie. You\\'re brand new. {Rachel} I know Monica\\'s worst Thanksgiving. {Monica} Oh, let\\'s not tell this story. {All} Oh, come on! {Phoebe} Oh no, I know! I know! It\\'s the one where Joey got Monica\\'s turkey stuck on his head! {Rachel} What?! Joey got a turkey stuck on his head?! {Joey} Hey, it\\'s not like it sounds. {Chandler} It\\'s \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Hi! {Chandler} Another cheesecake came! They delivered it to the wrong address again! {Rachel} So just bring it back downstairs, what\\xc2\\x92s the problem? {Chandler} I can\\xc2\\x92t seem to say goodbye. {Rachel} Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more? {Chandler} Well I\\xc2\\x92ve forgotten what it tastes like okay?! {Rachel} It was cheesecake. {Rachel} It was fine. {Rachel} It had a buttery, crumbly, graham cracker crust, with a very rich yet light, cream cheese filling\\xc2\\x85  Wow! {Rachel} My whole mouth just filled with saliva! {Chandler} Y\\xc2\\x92know what? Forget it! {Rachel} Yeah and we\\xc2\\x92ll drop it off downstairs so that we\\xc2\\x92re not tempted. {Chandler} Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch? {Rachel} Momma\\xc2\\x92s Little Bakery, Chicago, Illinois. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chloe} Do I know why we\\xc2\\x92re rushing? {Ross} Yeah, y\\'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? {Ross} Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. {Ross} Oh, I found it! {Chloe} That\\xc2\\x92s so great for you guys! {Chloe} Good luck, with your girlfriend. {Ross} Oh, thank you.  Hey, hey.  Rachel!!!! {Rachel} Hi. Ohhh, you got my message. {Ross} Yeah, oh hey, you are right on time. {Rachel} So what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again? {Ross} Yes, you can, very much. {Ross} Ahhhh!! \",POSTIVE\\n{Janice} Yoo-hoo! Aaron Litman-Neurolic would like to say hello to his future bride. {Rachel} Ohhh!  Wow! He kinda takes your breath away doesn\\xc2\\x92t he? ,POSTIVE\\n\"{Earl} I work in a cubicle surrounded by people. {Earl} I\\xc2\\x92ve been talking to you for five minutes now about killing myself and no one\\xc2\\x92s even looked up from their desk. {Earl} Hang-hang on. {Earl} Hey everybody! {Earl} Uh, I\\xc2\\x92m gonna kill myself! {Earl} I got nothing. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} I can\\xc2\\x92t believe this. Do you think that your parents could help pay for it? {Chandler} I don\\xc2\\x92t know, my mother spent most of her money on her fourth wedding. {Chandler} She\\xc2\\x92s saving the rest for her divorce. {Chandler} And any extra cash my father has he saves for his yearly trips to {Rachel} Well what happened at dinner? {Monica} My parents spent the money for our wedding! {Phoebe} My God! What did you order?! {Rachel} Wait, but there\\xc2\\x92s no money! Well this is terrible! You guys are gonna have to get married in like a, rec. center! {Chandler} Honey, it\\xc2\\x92s gonna be okay. {Monica} No! No it\\xc2\\x92s not! It\\xc2\\x92s not gonna be okay! It sucks! No swing band! No lilies! {Rachel} No, y\\xc2\\x92know what? {Rachel} It\\xc2\\x92s gonna be okay. {Rachel} I mean you don\\xc2\\x92t have to have this rustic Italian feast. {Rachel} Y\\xc2\\x92know? {Rachel} And-and you don\\xc2\\x92t need, you don\\xc2\\x92t need this custom-made, empire-waisted, duchess, satin gown; you can wear off the rack. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Yes that was mine. {Joey} Cause I figured you\\'d hooked up with some girl and she\\'d left it there. {Chandler} Yes that would have made more sense. {Joey} Y\\'know, I-I don\\'t even feel like I know you anymore man! {Joey} All right, look, I\\'m just gonna ask you this one time. {Joey} And whatever you say, I\\'ll believe ya. {Joey} Were you, or were you not on a gay cruise? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} Dad, please don\\xc2\\x92t pick your teeth out here! {Monica} Alright, and if you\\xc2\\x92re gonna put your feet up, why don\\xc2\\x92t you sit on the- {Phoebe} Monica, leave him alone {Joey} Will you hurry up? {Joey} Did you not hear me before when I told you that all of Janine\\xc2\\x92s friends are dancers?! {Joey} And that they\\xc2\\x92re going to be drinking alot! {Rachel} No, I did, but tell me again, because it\\xc2\\x92s so romantic. {Joey} Well you\\xc2\\x92re whippin\\xc2\\x92 so slow! Can\\xc2\\x92t you do it any faster? {Rachel} Joey! {Rachel} Come on! {Rachel} I don\\xc2\\x92t wanna make any mistakes, alright? {Rachel} This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody\\'s gonna be like \\xc2\\x93Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?\\xc2\\x94 {Rachel} So why don\\xc2\\x92t you just let me worry about making the trifle and you just worry about eating it, alright? {Joey} Oh I am! {Monica} Ross, if you don\\xc2\\x92t tell them, then I will! {Ross} Okay, fine! {Joey} Ross! Can I talk to you for a second? {Ross} Oh, uh, can it wait a second Joey? I have to tell my parents something. No it can\\xc2\\x92t? Okay. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, you\\xc2\\x92re only married in Vegas. {Monica} What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas you\\xc2\\x92re married everywhere. {Phoebe} Really?! {Monica} Yeah! {Phoebe} Oh my God!\\xc2\\x97Eh! Well \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Oh yeah-yeah, the lobster. {Rachel} Yeah, I mean I was up sick all night. {Joey} Yeah me too, all night. {Rachel} Really?! How come we didn\\xc2\\x92t cross paths? {Joey} Yeah well that\\xc2\\x92s because uh\\xc2\\x85I stayed in my room. Yeah, you don\\xc2\\x92t want to look in my hamper. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} Look, I wanted to tell I\\xc2\\x92m-I\\xc2\\x92m sorry you lost. {Chandler} Listen, I\\xc2\\x92ve got a secret for ya. I let him win. {Monica} Is that a secret or a lie. {Chandler} No, I let him win\\xc2\\x97Ross! {Ross} Yeah? {Chandler} Would you tell her I let you win please? {Ross} Oh. Yeah.  Uh Chandler {Chandler} I am strong! I\\xc2\\x92ll show you! {Monica} Chandler please! {Chandler} Oh what\\xc2\\x92s the matter? Are you scared? {Monica} Let\\xc2\\x92s go big bunny! {Chandler} Okay. 1\\xc2\\x852\\xc2\\x853\\xc2\\x97Go!   I\\xc2\\x92m gonna kill myself! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} See, I see.... big passion in your future. {Rachel} Really? {Ross} I do. {Rachel} Oh Ross, you\\'re so great. [she playfully rubs his head and gets up] \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} Hello. {Ross} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry I\\xc2\\x92m a little late. {Joey} Whoa {Ross} Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. {Ross} So to sum up, I\\xc2\\x92m Professor Geller. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Ohh, I mean it\\xc2\\x92s just so realistic! {Joey} I know.  Yeah, his name is Pat. {Rachel} Pat the dog. Oh! Oh! I get it!! {Joey} Do you uh, do you\\xc2\\x97ready for a refill? {Rachel} Oh, I probably shouldn\\xc2\\x92t\\xc2\\x97so I will!  Oh! Wow! It\\xc2\\x92s like it\\xc2\\x92s raining! {Joey} Pretty cool, huh? {Joey} But if you\\xc2\\x92re thinking you can put a fish in there and it wouldn\\xc2\\x92t get sucked up into the mechanism, well you\\xc2\\x92d be wrong. {Rachel} Umm, can I use your bathroom? {Joey} It\\xc2\\x92s uh, right through there. {Rachel} Okay.  God y\\xc2\\x92know, if someone told me a week ago that I would be peeing in Joey Tribbiani\\xc2\\x92s apartment {Joey} Yeah, life\\xc2\\x92s pretty great isn\\xc2\\x92t it? \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} Ben, I want you to know that there may be some times when I may not be around, like this. {Ross} But I\\'ll still always come back, like this. {Ross} And sometimes I may be away longer, like this. {Ross} But I\\'ll still always come back, like this. {Chandler} And sometimes, I\\'ll want you to steal third, and I\\'ll go like this. {Monica} He is so amazing. {Rachel} Oh, I know. Look at him. {Joey} Ben, Ben, hey Ben. Nothing. I don\\'t think that\\'s his name. {Phoebe} Oh, look, look, he\\'s closing his eyes.  Look, he\\'s opening his eyes. {Joey} He doesn\\'t do much, does he? {Ross} No, this is pretty much it. {Rachel} You guys wanna get some coffee? {All} Yeah. {Ross} All right, I\\'ll see you guys later. {Phoebe} Oh, look, he\\'s closing his eyes again. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Dr. Long} Do we have a name yet? {Rachel} No, not yet. {Dr. Long} That\\xc2\\x92s fine, for now we\\xc2\\x92ll just call her Baby Girl Green. {Rachel} Oh no, Baby Girl Geller-Green. {Rachel} Hello baby girl. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Ok, so it\\'s just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one? {Joey} That\\'s the rule. {Chandler} What rule? There\\'s no rule, if anything, you owe me a table! {Joey} How\\'d you get to that? {Chandler} Well, I believe the piece of furniture was fine until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecchio {Joey} You knew about that? {Chandler} Well, let\\'s just say the impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination. {Joey} Ok, ok, How about if we split it? {Chandler} What do you mean, like, buy it together? {Joey} Yeah {Chandler} You think we\\'re ready for something like that? {Joey} Why not? {Chandler} Well, it\\'s a pretty big commitment, I mean, what if one of us wants to move out? {Joey} Why, are you moving out? {Chandler} I\\'m not moving out. {Joey} You\\'d tell me if you were moving out right {Chandler} Yeah, yeah, it\\'s just that with my last roommate Kip... {Joey} Aw, I know all about Kip! {Chandler} It\\'s just that we bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married, and things got pretty ugly. {Joey} Well, let me ask you something, was Kip a better roommate than me? {Chandler} Aw, don\\'t do that \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} Oh, but it\\xc2\\x92s made her so happy. {Ross} Little girl misses her cat. {Ross} Crazy lady thinks her mother is in a cat. {Ross} Okay, y\\'know what, I have to go have dinner with my son, can I trust that when you see Phoebe, you will tell her. {All} Yeah. {Ross} Thank you. {Rachel} I {Monica} He is right, isn\\xc2\\x92t he? {Chandler} Y\\'know what, I think this might be one of the times he\\xc2\\x92s wrong. {All} You think? {Chandler} Oh-no, he\\xc2\\x92s right. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight. {Chandler} Oh yeah! With who? {Ross} You know that girl I told you about who lives up in Poughkeepsie? {Ross} Not her. {Ross} Yeah, this is someone else I meet, and I-I can\\xc2\\x92t decide between the two of them. {Ross} Y\\xc2\\x92know the one from Poughkeepsie, even though she\\xc2\\x92s a two hour train ride away, is really pretty, really smart, and-and a lot of fun. {Ross} But this other girl, well, she lives right uptown. {Ross} Y\\xc2\\x92know she\\xc2\\x92s, well she\\xc2\\x92s-she\\xc2\\x92s just as pretty, I guess she\\xc2\\x92s smart, she\\xc2\\x92s {Phoebe} If she\\xc2\\x92s no fun, why do you want to date her at all? {Ross} Well, I-I want to give her another chance, y\\xc2\\x92know? {Ross} She lives so close. {Ross} And, at the end of the date, the other time, she-she said something that was\\xc2\\x97if she was kidding was very funny. {Ross} On the other hand, if she wasn\\xc2\\x92t kidding, she\\xc2\\x92s not fun, she\\xc2\\x92s stupid, and kind of a racist. {Ross} Hey! {Phoebe} Hey! Ooh, how was your first day working at the restaurant? {Joey} Damn! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{All} Pheebs! Hey Pheebs! {Joey} Uh, okay, Pheebs? {Phoebe} Yeah? {Joey} Umm, y\\'know how the other day you were talking about how you didn\\'t get to go to London and how you were kinda feeling left out? {Phoebe} Yeah? {Joey} All right, well, we felt really bad about that so we decided we should all take a little trip together! {Phoebe} Ohh, that\\'s so nice! How great! Well, where? Where\\'s the trip?! {Monica} Well, we thought we would all go to a picnic , in Central Park! {Joey} Yeah, all of us! All day! {Phoebe} That sucks! {Phoebe} That\\'s not a trip! {Phoebe} I just came from the park! {Phoebe} What are we gonna high five about at the stupid Central Park? {Phoebe} \"\"Well, it\\'s right by my house, all right!\"\" {Chandler} Well, I\\'m gonna go home and bask in the triumph of my Central Park idea. {Rachel} Ho-ho-hold on a sec there, Mr. Kissey! {Rachel} Y\\'know, I\\'ve been meaning to talk to you about this whole, little, new European thing you got going on, and I just need to tell you that it makes me very uncomfortable and I just\\xc2\\x97y\\'know\\xc2\\x97stop it! {Chandler} I was just trying to bring a little culture to the group. {Phoebe} That\\'s fine, just don\\'t bring it in my mouth. {Monica} Makes me wanna puke! \",NEGATIVE\\n{Rachel} Well you have to because maybe it\\xc2\\x92s stupid. {Chandler} Well it\\xc2\\x92s just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was\\xc2\\x85the first time I knew that\\xc2\\x85you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with. {Monica} Oh crap! ,MIXED\\n\"{Chandler} WHAT IS IT?! {Monica} Okay, I-I d\\'know, you-you just- you have a quality. {All} Yes. Absolutely. A quality. {Chandler} Oh, oh, a quality, good, because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this. {Monica} Hello? Hello? Oh! Rachel, it\\'s Paolo calling from Rome. {Rachel} Oh my God! Calling from Rome! {Ross} So he\\'s calling from Rome. I could do that. Just gotta go to Rome. {Rachel} Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome.  I\\'m talking to Rome. {Monica} Hey dad, what\\'s up?  Oh God. Ross, it\\'s Nana. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Come on more! {Monica} Oh God! {Phoebe} Yeah, you like that don\\xc2\\x92t you? {Monica} Oh yeah right there! {Phoebe} You want it there? You take it there baby! {Monica} Uh Phoebe? {Phoebe} Yeah, say my name. Say it!  And now I\\xc2\\x92m going to cover you back up, and umm we\\xc2\\x92re never doing this again. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Oh really?! {Tag} Yeah. Did you tell someone that I was gay? {Rachel} Oh, did you not want people to know that? \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Carol} Ugh.  Ross! {Ross} Hi! Sorry I\\xc2\\x92m late. Were you sleeping? {Carol} Ahh, nooo!! {Ross} Oh, great! {Ross} Listen, oh I had to get you a whole new battery. {Ross} I got you the best one I could, \\xc2\\x91cause that\\xc2\\x92s not where you want to skimp. {Carol} You\\xc2\\x92re a genius, Ross. {Ross} Yeah, well it came to about $112, but what the hell, just call it an even 110? {Carol} Okay, I\\xc2\\x92ll pay you tomorrow. {Ross} So they ah, they all took off, it was pretty hard watching them go, y\\'know? {Carol} Yeah, okay, bye. {Ross} So I\\xc2\\x92m gonna take off then! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Really?! You think that will work? {Joey} Absolutely! And if it doesn\\xc2\\x92t, can I get the extra ticket? {Joey} What the heck is that? \",MIXED\\n\"{Phoebe} Well, look, why don\\xc2\\x92t you just, why don\\xc2\\x92t you do your Phase Two strip club thing with us. {Monica} Yeah, come on, we can be guys! {Chandler} No you can\\xc2\\x92t. {Chandler} You don\\xc2\\x92t want to be guys, you\\xc2\\x92d be all hairy and wouldn\\xc2\\x92t live as long. {Phoebe} Y\\xc2\\x92know you, you just stop being such a wuss and get those off and you come with us and watch naked girls dance around!! {Chandler} Okay. {Phoebe} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Hey! How you doing? {Tag} Good! Good, long time no see. {Tag} Like your sweater. {Ross} Oh hey, right back at ya. {Tag} Oh, it\\xc2\\x92s crazy about Rachel huh? {Ross} Yeah. She\\xc2\\x97Well, she\\xc2\\x92s one crazy lady? {Tag} So whose is it? {Ross} Umm, I don\\xc2\\x92t some Italian guy. Come on, read your own label. See you later. {Tag} Okay. {Ross} He is so weird. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Okay, umm, it\\'s this tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff and umm, it takes place on like these really creepy mores in England. {Phoebe} Which {The Teacher} How would you characterize the theme of this book, uh let\\'s see here , Rachel Green? {Rachel} Umm, well I would have to say that it\\'s a, it\\'s tragic love story. {The Teacher} Well, that\\'s sort of a given, but yes. Anyone else? {Rachel} Oh-oh-oh, symbolism! And uh, the-the uh, wildness of the mores, which {The Teacher} Excellent! What Rachel has shrewdly observed here {Phoebe} You completely stole my answer! {Rachel} Well, honey that was pretty obvious. {Phoebe} Well how would you know?! You didn\\'t even read it! {The Teacher} What do you think? You in the blue shirt. {Phoebe} I think that uh, yours is a question with many answers. {The Teacher} Would ya care to venture one? {Phoebe} Would {The Teacher} Are you just repeating what I\\'m saying? {The Teacher} All right, let\\'s move on. {Phoebe} Okay then. \",NEUTRAL\\n{Joey} Y\\'know what? {Chandler} Umm? {Joey} I bet \\xc2\\x91ya ya I could fit in there. {Chandler} I\\xc2\\x92ve got five bucks says you can\\xc2\\x92t. ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Okay, forward. Forward\\xc2\\x97Stop!  Okay, back\\xc2\\x97Stop!  Okay, forward\\xc2\\x97Stop! Stop! Stop! {Phoebe} Okay, here\\xc2\\x92s what we\\xc2\\x92re gonna do. {Phoebe} Okay, I\\xc2\\x92m gonna break into this mini-van and put it in neutral. {Phoebe} You guys push it forward so Ross can drive out of his spot. {Phoebe} Okay? {Phoebe} All right, here we go. {Phoebe} Haul ass!!! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Mr. Zelner} Yes! {Rachel} Okay, well then how about a handshake? {Rachel} Oh God I\\'m sorry! {Rachel} Oh God, I\\'m sorry! {Rachel} I did not mean to touch that\\xc2\\x97I mean \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me. {Rachel} What? {Ross} I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you. {Rachel} Hey, I was doin\\' great before I found out about you. You think it\\'s easy for me to see you with Julie? {Ross} The point is I... {Ross} I don\\'t need this right now, OK. {Ross} It, it\\'s too late, I\\'m with somebody else, I\\'m happy. {Ross} This ship has sailed. {Rachel} Alright, fine, you go ahead and you do that, alright Ross. {Ross} Fine. {Rachel} Cause I don\\'t need your stupid ship. {Ross} Good. {Rachel} Good. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music. {Vince} Good deal. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} I don\\'t know. {Joey} But I can see through your sheet. {Joey} Yeah, yeah, that\\'s her. {Joey} But y\\'know what? {Joey} Doesn\\'t matter, I\\'m never gonna get to meet her anyway. {Monica} Why? {Joey} Because it\\'s impossible to find her apartment! She lives in some like of hot girl parallel universe, or something. {Monica} What are you talking about?  She obviously lives on the second floor, seventh apartment from the left! {Joey} No. No. No. She lives on the {Monica} No, those first two windows,  that\\'s the lobby. {Monica} And y\\'know the other one over there, that\\'s the stairway. {Monica} You\\'ve been counting wrong. {Joey} I did \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} What? Why? Where are you? {Joey} I\\xc2\\x92m still on the set! {Rachel} Joey! The wedding is in less than an hour! {Joey} I know! I\\xc2\\x92m sorry! The guy\\xc2\\x92s drunk, they won\\xc2\\x92t let me go until we get this. {Rachel} Oh my God! I\\xc2\\x92m gonna have to find another minister. {Joey} No! No, I\\xc2\\x92m the minister! Alright, look-look, put \\xc2\\x91em both on the phone, I\\xc2\\x92ll marry them right now. {Rachel} Ugh! Joey, I have to go. {Joey} Hey! Don\\xc2\\x92t you hang up on me! I\\xc2\\x92ll marry you and me right now! I have the power! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Hello. {Chandler} Hey, it\\xc2\\x92s me. {Chandler} I know you can\\xc2\\x92t stand to be in the same room as me, so I just thought I\\xc2\\x92d try and apologize over the phone. {Joey} Hello. {Chandler} Look I never should have kissed your girlfriend, but I\\xc2\\x92m {Joey} Stop callin\\xc2\\x92!! {Voice} Hey! Hey! Hey! This is 92.3, WXRK, K-Rock for our $1,000 daily challenge. {Joey} All right! {Voice} What is the name of your roommate who is very, very sorry and would do anything \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} What one? You wanted him to invite you to the party and he did it! {Rachel} Yeah, but he waited until the last minute! {Rachel} So if I said yes, he would know I had nothing better to do than wait around for an invitation to his stupid party. {Rachel} I said, \"\"No!\"\" {Rachel} Which puts {Monica} Great. So the ball is in his court? {Rachel} Ball? There is no ball. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot, or just fall down. That\\'s good too. {Lydia} Knick fan? {Joey} Oh, yeah. {Lydia} Oh, boy, do they suck. {Joey} Hey, listen, lady.......whoa. {Lydia} Look, look at your man, Ewing. Nice shot. You know what, he couldn\\'t hit water if he was standing on a boat. {Joey} Oh yeah? And who do you like? {Lydia} The Celtics. {Joey} The Celtics? Ha. They couldn\\'t hit a boat if...wait. They suck, alright? {Lydia} Oh, shut up. You know, it\\'s a rebuilding year. You... waah! {Joey} Wha? Wha..aa? Let me get the father. Hey, we need a father over here! We need a father! {Lydia} There is no father. {Joey} Oh, oh, oh, sorry. {Joey} Oh, uh, ok. Right this way. All the other pregnant women seem to be goin\\' in here. {Lydia} Ok. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Well, you might want to tell him it sounds like his wife is  gay. {Ross} She is not\\xc2\\x85  She\\xc2\\x92s gay. Oh my God. She is {Rachel} Good day for married people huh? {Ross} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry your husband cheated on you. {Rachel} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry your wife is gay. I guess women aren\\xc2\\x92t that great either. {Ross} Try telling my wife that. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} She really said that? {Ross} Well, I added the \\'exactly like me\\' part... {Ross} But she said she\\'s looking for someone, and someone is gonna be there tonight. {Joey} \\'Tonight\\' tonight? {Ross} Well, I think it\\'s perfect. {Ross} Y\\'know, it\\'s just gonna be the two of us, she spent all day taking care of my monkey... {Chandler} I can\\'t remember the last time I got a girl to take care of my monkey. {Ross} Anyway, I figured after work I\\'d go pick up a bottle of wine, go over there and, uh, try to woo her. {Chandler} Hey, y\\'know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890\\'s, when that phrase was last used. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Mona} How could you have kept all of this from me? {Ross} I was going to tell you, but {Dr. Green} But what?! You figured you\\xc2\\x92d get what you wanted and then dump her like you dumped Rachel! {Ross} Hey! I did not dump Rachel!  Nor are we still together.  Can I just\\xc2\\x85  Why don\\xc2\\x92t we just let the machine get that? {Joey} Hey Ross. It\\xc2\\x92s Joey. There\\xc2\\x92s a hooker over here and we thought maybe you\\xc2\\x92d know something about it. {Ross} No! No! No! No! No! I-I-I-I\\xc2\\x97I need to, I need to lie down. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} I have actually {Mr. Treeger} : Yeah, well your friends are in violation of it. {Mr. Treeger} I\\xc2\\x92ve been a nice guy up until now, but uh, I don\\xc2\\x92t need this grief. {Mr. Treeger} I\\xc2\\x92m gonna call the landlord and tell him that Monica is illegally subletting here grandmother\\xc2\\x92s apartment. {Mr. Treeger} Your friends are outta here pal. {Joey} Why don\\xc2\\x92t you tell me something I don\\xc2\\x92t know! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} So! I\\'m just an empty vase, huh? {Julio} What? {Monica} Y\\'know, so I don\\'t read as many important books as you do, and I don\\'t write trick poems that seem to be about one thing but are actually about something else. {Monica} And y\\'know what, I get excited about stupid stuff, like when I my {Julio} Whoa, whoa, whoa. {Monica} You don\\'t even know me... {Julio} Whoa, whoa, whoa, the poem is not about you. {Monica} What? {Julio} The Empty Vase is not about you. My baby, you make me so sad that you would think this. {Monica} I\\'m sorry, my friend Phoebe... {Julio} No, it\\'s about all women. Well, all American women. You feel better now? {Monica} Oh yeah. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} I\\'m the holiday armadillo! I\\'m a friend of Santa\\'s and he sent me here to wish you  a Merry Christmas! {Monica} What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo? \",MIXED\\n\"{Joey} Hey Ross, is uh, is Staten Island really an island? {Ross} Uh-huh, that\\'s why they call it Staten {Joey} Ohhh. I thought it was like Long Island. {Ross} Also an island. {Joey} Hey, what time is it? {Ross} 2:17. {Joey} Wow! You realize that we\\'ve been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour? {Ross} Are you serious?! {Joey} Yeah. I realized it about a half-hour ago but I didn\\'t want to say anything \\'cause I didn\\'t want to jinx it. {Ross} Wow! We are pretty good at this! Hey! We totally forgot about lunch! {Joey} Oh, I-I, I think that\\'s the first time I ever missed a meal!  Yeah, my pants are a little loose! {Rachel} Hey, you guys {Joey} Hey! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Chandler} You know, I don\\'t think we brought enough stuff. Did you forget to pack the baby\\'s anvil? {Joey} It\\'s gonna be worth it. {Joey} It\\'s a known fact that women love babies, all right? {Joey} Women love guys who love babies. {Joey} It\\'s that whole sensitive thing. {Joey} Quick, aim him at that pack o\\' babes over there. {Joey} Maybe one of them will break away. {Joey} No, no wait, for get them, we got one, hard left. {Joey} All right, gimme the baby. {Chandler} No, I got him. {Chandler} Oh, seriously you want him? {Joey} Hello. {Chandler} Well, don\\'t, don\\'t think me immodest, but, me? {Joey} You wanna smell him? {Joey} Oh, yeah. He\\'s got that great baby smell. Get a whiff of his head. {Joey} What\\'d I tell you? What\\'d I tell you? {Chandler} Well, we are great guys. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Chandler, you have an assistant right? {Chandler} Did she call? You-you told her I was sick right? Always tell her I am sick! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Of course he is! {Ross} What, do you think I\\xc2\\x92d just use my son as-as an excuse? {Ross} What kind of father do you think I am? {Monica} All right, sorry. {Ross} I gotta go make a fake Ben. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} How ya doin\\'? Welcome. Good to see ya! {Stage Director} This will be your phone. {Joey} That\\'s great. But uh, I\\'m not really expecting a lot of calls. {Stage Director} No you answer it and take pledges. {Joey} But I\\'m the host! {Stage Director} No, Gary Collins is the host. You\\'ll be answering the phones. {Joey} You don\\'t seem to understand. See, I was Dr. Drake Remoray. {Stage Director} Well, here\\'s your phone doctor. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} God, it\\xc2\\x92s gonna so weird like when I come home and you\\xc2\\x92re not here. {Joey} No more Joey and Chan\\xc2\\x92s. {Joey} No more J and C\\xc2\\x92s. {Joey} \"\"You wanna go over to Joey and Chandler\\xc2\\x92s?\"\" {Joey} \"\"Can\\xc2\\x92t, its not there.\"\" {Chandler} Look, I\\xc2\\x92m just gonna be across the hall, we can still do all the same stuff. {Joey} Yeah but we won\\xc2\\x92t be able to like get up in the middle of the night and have those long talks about our feelings and the future. {Chandler} Not once did we do that. {Monica} Hi. {Chandler} Hey! {Joey} Hi. {Monica} So I, I told Rachel it was just gonna be the two of us. {Chandler} Oh yeah? Well, how\\xc2\\x92d she take it? {Monica} Really well. Yeah. Surprisingly well. Yeah, she didn\\xc2\\x92t cry. She wasn\\xc2\\x92t angry or sad. \",NEUTRAL\\n{Ross} I think the check in is that way. {Rachel} Ahh. ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} I know I miss you too. I can\\'t wait to see you. I love you. Bye. {Chandler} Okay, what is in here? Rocks? {Ross} No-no, this is my collection of fossil samples. {Chandler} So, rocks. {Ross} I\\'m really gonna miss this apartment. Y\\'know, Ben-Ben took his first steps right over there. {Joey} Ohh. Hey, remember when I ran into this thing  and it kinda knocked me out a little? {Ross} I loved this place! To tell you the truth, I wish I didn\\'t have to move. {Joey} Uhh, are you saying that you\\'re not entirely happy about this? {Ross} Well, I mean if uh, if Emily gave me a choice {Joey} You {Ross} Why? {Joey} Hey, you guys! Look what I found in the giiiiiiift shop.  Get up! Get up! Get up! \",MIXED\\n\"{Paul} So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night? {Elizabeth} Oh no-no believe me, I\\xc2\\x92m leaving as soon as possible! {Paul} Good. Good. Not that we don\\xc2\\x92t want you to stay, obviously you\\xc2\\x92re welcome\\xc2\\x97How much more homework do you have? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled \\xc2\\x91CUT!\\xc2\\x92 {Rachel} Uh, wait, so you guys are telling me you actually did the routine from eighth grade? {Monica} Yeah. But of course we had to update it a little bit.  Hey, by the way, great thinking about catching me! {Rachel} \\xc2\\x91Cos I was gonna say there\\xc2\\x92s no way you could\\xc2\\x92ve done the end the way you guys did it back then! {Monica} What? We could do it! {Ross} I don\\xc2\\x92t know, I mean you were a lot bigger, I mean, stronger back then. {Monica} I can do it, okay? Come on, let\\xc2\\x92s go. {Monica and Ross} 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 {Monica} I can\\xc2\\x92t do it! {Chandler} Now you do that, you\\xc2\\x92re on TV. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} I guess I set up the video camera to try and entice Joey. {Joey} But sadly I could not be enticed. {Ross} Unbelievable! I mean you really kept Joey\\'s underwear?! Why? Why would you do that?! {Monica} I\\'m Monica. I\\'m disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants. {Joey} Well, I think we\\'ve all learned something about who\\'s disgusting and who\\'s not. {Joey} Eh? {Joey} All right, now, I\\'m going to get back to my bucket. {Joey} I\\'m only eating the skin, so the chicken\\'s up for grabs. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Will you pick one, just pick one! Here, how about that one? {Chandler} That\\'s patio furniture! {Joey} So what, like people are gonna come in and think, \"\"Uh-oh, I\\'m outside again?\"\" Of course! {Chandler} What about the birds? {Joey} I don\\'t know, birds just don\\'t say, \"\"Hello, sit here, eat something.\"\" {Chandler} You pick one. {Joey} All right, how about the ladybugs? {Chandler} Oh, so, forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine dining! {Joey} Fine, you want to get the birds, get the birds! {Chandler} Not like that, I won\\'t!  Kip would have liked the birds! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Wow, I have the spirit of an old Indian women living in mine. {Monica} So then you know? {Phoebe} The mailman was downstairs, so I brought up your mail. {Monica} Oh, good. Thanks. {Phoebe} Now what is Fabutec? {Monica} Okay, all right don\\xc2\\x92t judge me to much. {Monica} Okay? {Monica} Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop. {Monica} But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing.... {Phoebe} Oh, it\\xc2\\x92s incredible! I so want to be a Waxine girl. {Monica} I know!! {Phoebe} God. Do think it really doesn\\xc2\\x92t hurt? \\xc2\\x91Cause how can they do that? {Monica} Hello! Organic substances recently discovered in the depths of the rain forest! {Phoebe} They have the best stuff in there. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} You\\xc2\\x92ve seen my huge stack of porn, right? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Yes, Fran. {Chandler} I know what time it is, but I\\'m looking at the WENUS and I\\'m not happy!... {Chandler} Oh, really, really, really? {Chandler} Well, let me tell you something... you will care about it, because I care about it! {Chandler} You got it? {Chandler} Good! {Chandler} Whooooaaaa.... \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Oh!  Oh by the way? {Phoebe} Uh-hmm. {Rachel} James Brolin? {Phoebe} Oh, I know. I could only think of two names, him and Ed Begley Jr. and then I remembered he\\xc2\\x92s gay. {Rachel} Ed Begley Jr. is not gay. {Phoebe} Really?! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} I know that there\\xc2\\x92s no hole there, I just really liked that picture. {Rachel} Oh my God! Look at this! {Monica} Okay, but there {Rachel} I don\\xc2\\x92t care! The wires have come loose in your head! {Monica} I just thought that if I could follow the wire I could find out what it did. {Rachel} And did you?! {Monica} No. It disappears back there behind that baseboard. For a minute there, I thought it went downstairs. {Monica} But it didn\\xc2\\x92t. Say hello to Mrs. Chatracus. {Rachel} Oh my God. {Mrs. Chatracus} Hello darling. {Rachel} Hello, Mrs. Chatracus. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Alan} Wow. {Monica} I\\'m, I\\'m really sorry. {Alan} Yeah, I\\'m sorry too. But, I gotta tell you, I am a little relieved. {Monica} Relieved? {Alan} Yeah, well, I had a great time with you.. I just can\\'t stand your friends. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} You know what? I\\'m not gonna be able to enjoy this. {Ross} Yeah, I know, it\\'s my birthday. We all should be here. {Chandler} So, let\\'s go. {Ross} Well maybe, you know, maybe we should stay for one song. {Chandler} Yeah, I mean, it would be rude to them  for us to leave now. {Monica} You know, the guys are probably having a great time. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} You know you probably didn\\'t know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you. {Rachel} I knew. {Ross} You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica\\'s geeky older brother. {Rachel} I did. {Ross} Oh. {Ross} Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here\\xc2\\x97but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? {Ross} Sometime? {Ross} Maybe? {Rachel} Yeah, maybe... {Ross} Okay... okay, maybe I will... \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} One pregnant woman at a time, please! I just want you to be okay. {Rachel} So forcing her to marry Bobby is gonna make that happen? {Joey} Maybe!  Well! Well\\xc2\\x85so-so uh, what kind of music does Numb Nuts\\xc2\\x97Oh forget it! I can\\xc2\\x92t! {Dina} Joey, I am scared to death about this. {Dina} But I really think I can do it, I\\xc2\\x92m just gonna need some help. {Dina} And Bobby\\xc2\\x92s gonna be here the whole time. {Bobby} You bet I am!  And to answer your earlier question, we\\xc2\\x92re straight-up gangster rap. {Dina} Look, Rachel\\xc2\\x92s told me how much easier you\\xc2\\x92ve made all this on her. Why can\\xc2\\x92t you do that for me? {Joey} Because! \\xc2\\x91Cause\\xc2\\x85 \\xc2\\x91Cause you\\xc2\\x92re my baby sister! {Dina} And you\\xc2\\x92re my big brother! {Dina} I mean, you\\xc2\\x92re my favorite guy in the whole world. {Dina} I\\xc2\\x92m not even scared to tell mom and dad. {Dina} I was scared of telling you. {Joey} Well I\\xc2\\x92d be scared of them, but all right. {Dina} Joey, I can\\xc2\\x92t stand the thought of having this baby with you mad at me. {Dina} I want him to have his uncle. {Dina} Is my baby gonna have his Uncle Joey? {Joey} Of course he\\xc2\\x92s gonna have his Uncle Joey! {Dina} We\\xc2\\x92re gonna be all right. I mean, even if we\\xc2\\x92re not married this baby is gonna be so loved. Not just by us. {Joey} That\\xc2\\x92s right! By his uncle too! {Bobby} And by you. {Rachel} Okay Bobby, why don\\xc2\\x92t we just come over here and let them have a little moment. {Joey} Come here! {Rachel} No! Seriously! What\\xc2\\x92s wrong with you?! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} See Joe, that\\'s why your parents told you not to jump on the bed. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Well, well to sum up, we\\xc2\\x92re having fun, you look young. {Mona} Okay {Ross} But that\\xc2\\x92s not enough. So\\xc2\\x85 So\\xc2\\x85here\\xc2\\x92s a key to my apartment. {Mona} Really?! {Ross} Really. {Mona} You don\\xc2\\x92t think this is too fast. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Receptionist} Well, you\\'ll have to wait your turn. {Joey} Well, how long do you think it\\'ll be? {Receptionist} Any minute now. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} Did he mention us? {Monica} He said he\\'s really gonna miss you guys. {Ross} You had a rough day, huh.. c\\'mere. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} All right, I know! I know. Yeah, it\\xc2\\x92ll be okay. {Rachel} Oh my God\\xc2\\x85.What\\xc2\\x92s he gonna do now? {Rachel} I can\\xc2\\x92t watch! {Rachel} Oh. {Rachel} Seriously, how can you watch this? {Rachel} Aren\\xc2\\x92t you scared? {Joey} Terrified. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Pretty great! Except I did get a little attitude from the robot. {Chandler} Damn those robots, they\\xc2\\x92re supposed to be our {Joey} Anyway, it wasn\\xc2\\x92t the robot, it was the guy who controls him. {Joey} Yeah, he doesn\\xc2\\x92t like me. {Joey} He had C.H.E.E.S.E. {Joey} knock over the sandwich right when I was reaching for one! {Joey} Ohh! {Phoebe} Well, why don\\xc2\\x92t you just get him fired? {Joey} I may have to, I hate to do it, but I\\xc2\\x92m the star! {Joey} Y\\xc2\\x92know? {Joey} There\\xc2\\x92s a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor. {Joey} Excuse me. {Joey} Joey Tribbiani. {Estelle} Joe! I\\xc2\\x92m glad I found ya, I got an audition for ya! {Joey} Wow! {Estelle} The thing is it\\xc2\\x92s kinda on the Q.T. {Estelle} The actor who has the part doesn\\xc2\\x92t know he might be fired. {Estelle} It\\xc2\\x92s the lead in a series, Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. {Joey} I\\xc2\\x92m the lead in Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.!! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Mona} Hey!  Hey! {Ross} Hi! {Mona} Hi! Look! I got our pictures developed from Rockefeller Center. {Ross} Oh great! Hey-hey Joey, do you want to check out pictures of me and Mona ice skating? {Joey} Oh uh, ordinarily I would love too, but I am just swamped right now. {Ross} Hey where-where are the pictures that creepy pretzel vendor took of us together? {Mona} Oh yeah, probably at the end.  Oh my God! He only took pictures of my breasts! {Joey} I\\xc2\\x92m missin\\xc2\\x92 picture time?! {Phoebe} Y\\xc2\\x92know she has a face Ross! {Mona} Okay. Okay, here\\xc2\\x92s a good one of us. {Ross} Wow! {Ross} That is a good one! {Ross} Wow, it looks like a, like a holiday card y\\xc2\\x92know, with the tree in the middle and the skaters and the snow. {Mona} Y\\xc2\\x92know, every year I say I\\xc2\\x92m gonna send out holiday cards and I never do it. {Mona} Do you wanna, do you wanna send this one out together? {Ross} Together? Like-like to people? {Mona} Yeah, y\\xc2\\x92know. Happy holidays from Mona and Ross. It\\xc2\\x92ll be cute, okay? {Ross} Okay. {Mona} Oh, I gotta get to work. So call me later? {Ross} Uh sure, sure. {Mona} Bye guys. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joshua} All those things I said about not being ready {Rachel} They\\xc2\\x92re not true? {Joshua} No, they\\xc2\\x92re-they\\xc2\\x92re all true. {Rachel} Oh. {Joshua} But {Rachel} Oh! Oh, I love that but. {Rachel} You wanna go inside and have some coffee? {Joshua} Yeah. {Rachel} Okay.  Every time. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} Okay, you have 19 questions left. Use them wisely.  Come on Joey! You can\\xc2\\x92t win if you don\\xc2\\x92t ask any {Joey} What?! {Phoebe} Well, you promised me a fun road trip! {Phoebe} We\\xc2\\x92ve been on the road six hours and you\\xc2\\x92ve been asleep for five and a half! {Phoebe} We are switching at the next rest stop and {Joey} All right. All right. {Phoebe} Yeah! And until then you are going to sing to me because the radio\\xc2\\x92s broken and you are selfish but have a nice voice. {Joey} Really? I don\\xc2\\x92t {Phoebe} Sing!! {Hitchhiker} Morning! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{The Woman} Yes! Yes! Please, just give it to me! {Chandler} Yeah, that\\xc2\\x92s her. {The Woman} Thank you. {Monica} It\\xc2\\x92s unbelievable! I-I can\\xc2\\x92t believe that sign didn\\xc2\\x92t work! {Chandler} Y\\xc2\\x92know what would work? {Chandler} Stop making candy! {Chandler} You mean they like you. {Monica} Maybe. {Chandler} Is that why you became a chef? So that people would like you? {Monica} Oh, you really want to talk about getting people to like you huh, funny man? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Mrs. Bing} Car\\'s waiting downstairs, I just wanted to drop off these copies of my book for your friends. Anything you want from Lisbon? {Chandler} No, just knowing you\\'re gonna be there is enough. {Mrs. Bing} Alright, well, be good, I love you. {Chandler} You kissed my best Ross! ...Or something to that effect. {Mrs. Bing} O-kay. Look, it, it was stupid. {Chandler} Really stupid. {Mrs. Bing} Really stupid. {Mrs. Bing} And I don\\'t even know how it happened. {Mrs. Bing} I\\'m sorry, honey, I promise it will never happen again. {Mrs. Bing} Are we okay now? {Chandler} Yeah. No. No... {Ross} Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door. {Joey} Shh. He did it. He told her off, and not just about the kiss, about everything. {Ross} You\\'re kidding. {Joey} No, no. He said \"\"When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom?\"\" \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Okay. {Chandler} Okay, we have to talk. I\\xc2\\x92m just getting out of a very serious relationship {Janice} I know! And I\\xc2\\x92m just getting out of a marriage, I mean talk about meant to be! {Chandler} Right! I just think that this is happening too soon. {Janice} Oh, too soon, too schmoon. Face it honey, I am not letting you get away this time. {Chandler} I hear ya.  But! Unfortunately, my company is transferring me overseas! {Janice} Oh no! Where to?  Too Paris? {Chandler} No! No! Not, Paris. {Janice} Too London? No-no, Rome? Vienna? Ooh-ooh, Barcelona? {Chandler} Okay, could you just stop talking for a second?  Yemen. That\\xc2\\x92s right, yes, I\\xc2\\x92m being transferred to Yemen! {Janice} When? {Chandler} I don\\xc2\\x92t know exactly. {Janice} Ugh, well I will just have to soak up every once of Chandler Bing until that moment comes. {Chandler} But I do know that it\\xc2\\x92s some time tomorrow. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Monica, let\\'s go. Come on now people, woman in labor. {Chandler} Hey Ross, look what I\\'ve got going here. {Ross} Yeah, save it for the cab, okay. {Ross} What are you doing? We\\'re going to a hospital. {Rachel} What, so I can\\'t lokk nice? There might be doctors there. {Ross} Joey, get out of the fridge. {Joey} All right, all right. {Ross} What is that? {Joey} For the ride. {Chandler} Yeah, like in a cab... {Ross} Save it. {Chandler} Okay, hating this. {Ross} Monica, come on now. Let\\'s go, baby coming. {Monica} I can\\'t belive it, I\\'m gonna be an aunt. I\\'m gonna have like a nephew. {Ross} That\\'s nice. Get out Let\\'s go, come on. {Joey} All right, I\\'m going. I\\'m going. {Chandler} Here we go, here we go. {Rachel} Rossy, Rossy. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Remember I had to leave the room the other day when you had that roast chicken? {Joey} Yeah. But I thought that was because I put the whole thing on my hand and made it walk across the table. {Monica} Anyway, it just doesn\\xc2\\x92t seem worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people. Okay? It\\xc2\\x92s a lot of work. {Joey} But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving! {Joey} I mean, Thanksgiving with no turkey is like-like Fourth of July with no apple pie! {Joey} Or Friday with no two pizzas! {Monica} All right fine! If it means that much to you! But just\\xc2\\x97there\\xc2\\x92s gonna be a ton left over. {Joey} No there won\\xc2\\x92t! I promise I will finish that turkey! {Monica} All right, you\\xc2\\x92re telling me you can eat an entire turkey in just one sitting? {Joey} That\\xc2\\x92s right! {Joey} \\xc2\\x91Cause I\\xc2\\x92m a Tribbiani! {Joey} And this is what we do! {Joey} We can eat! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} Hi! Umm, I\\xc2\\x92m Monica Geller, I\\xc2\\x92m the chef at Alessandro\\xc2\\x92s. {The Food Critic} Still? {Monica} I think the things that you said about me are really unfair, and I would like for you to give my bouillabaisse another chance. {The Food Critic} I don\\xc2\\x92t see any reason why I would do that to myself again. {Joey} Either eat it, or be in it. {Monica} Spoon?  So, what do you think? {The Food Critic} I\\xc2\\x92m torn, between my integrity and my desire to avoid a beating. But I must be honest, your soap is abysmal. {Joey} Thata girl! Huh? We should get out of here.. there\\xc2\\x92s a new class comin\\xc2\\x92 in. {The Cooking Teacher} Welcome to introduction to cooking. Now, before we start, can anyone tell me the difference between a hollandaise sauce and a bearnaise sauce? {Monica} I can. {The Cooking Teacher} Okay, go ahead. {Monica} Well umm, they both have a egg yolk and butter base, but a bearnaise has shallots, shirvel, and most importantly tarragon. {The Cooking Teacher} That\\xc2\\x92s very good, what\\xc2\\x92s your name? {Monica} Monica. {The Cooking Teacher} Monica, you go to the head of the class. {Monica} Okay. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} Oh, y\\'know.. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Tag} I\\xc2\\x92d better get back to my desk. {Rachel} Okay, you hard worker! I\\xc2\\x92ll remember to put that in your evaluation. {Tag} My what? {Rachel} Well, you\\xc2\\x92ve been here for two months now and your boss is required to hand in a performance evaluation. {Rachel} But y\\xc2\\x92know, there is one thing that I have yet to evaluate. {Tag} Are you serious? {Rachel} No, I\\xc2\\x92ve just always wanted to do that. Can you help me clean this up? \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Chandler} ...I\\'m, I\\'m okay. {Chandler} That sounds good. I\\'ll call you- or you call me, whatever... {Chandler} Okay. {All} Bye. {Phoebe} Whoo-hoo! {Monica} Yeah, there you go! {Ross} Second date! {Chandler} ...I dunno. {Chandler} Well, she seems very nice and everything, but that whole thing about her coming all the way down here, just to see if I was okay? {Chandler} I mean,... how needy is that? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} No-no-no-no.  Hey! {Phoebe} Anyway, I should go. Okay, bye. {Monica} Hey sweetie. {Chandler} Hi sweetie. So, what was with all the whispering? {Monica} I can\\xc2\\x92t tell you. It\\xc2\\x92s a secret. {Chandler} Secret? Married people aren\\xc2\\x92t supposed to have secrets between one another. We have too much love and respect for one another. {Monica} Awww.  But still no. {Chandler} No I\\xc2\\x92m serious, we should tell each other {Monica} Really? Okay, so why don\\xc2\\x92t you tell me what happened to Ross Junior year at {Chandler} Oh no-no, I can\\xc2\\x92t do that. {Monica} If you tell me, I\\xc2\\x92ll tell you what Phoebe said. {Chandler} Okay. {Monica} Okay. {Chandler} So, Ross and I are going to {Monica} Oh my God. He threw up? {Chandler} No, he visited a little town south of throw up.  So what was Phoebe\\xc2\\x92s secret? {Monica} Oh, Nancy Thompson from Phoebe\\xc2\\x92s old massage place is getting fired. {Chandler} That\\xc2\\x92s it?! I gave up my {Monica} That\\xc2\\x92s right! You lose sucker!!  Please still marry me. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} Where\\'s Chandler? {Chandler} Here I am. {Phoebe} Wash your hands!!! {Chandler} How did you\\xc2\\x85know? {Ross} Hey! What\\'s she doing back here? {Monica} Relax, Ross. She\\'s not made of ice cream! {Ross} Hey look, Phoebe. I, uh, I laid out the states geographically... \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is {Phoebe} See, I-I think that one that Elton John wrote for, um, that guy on {Rachel} What song was that, Pheebs? {Phoebe} Hi Monica! {Ross} Hey Mon! {Rachel} Hey Mon! {Phoebe} Oh my God, has she slept at all? {Ross} Nope. {Rachel} No, it\\'s been three nights in a row. {Ross} Yeah, she finally stopped crying yesterday, but then she found one of Richard\\'s cigar butts out on the terrace, so. {Phoebe} Oh, okay that explains it. {Phoebe} I got a call at two in the morning, but all I could hear was, like, this high squeaky sound, so I thought okay its like a mouse or a opossum. {Phoebe} But then I realized where would a mouse or a opossum get the money to make the phone call. \",NEUTRAL\\n{Joey} Whatever. ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Hey! {Monica} Hi! {Rachel} What-what are-what are these? {Monica} Oh, just some pictures I made and hung up. I thought they\\xc2\\x92d brighten up the place. They do don\\xc2\\x92t you think? {Monica} No-no-no, no! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Guy #1} Nice car! {Joey} Yeah, it\\xc2\\x92s not mine. {Woman} I love your car. {Joey} Yeah, it\\xc2\\x92s  mine. {Woman} I bet it\\xc2\\x92s fast. {Joey} Me too! Yeah. And comfortable. Do uh, do you like leather seats? {Woman} Yeah! {Joey} It\\xc2\\x92s got \\xc2\\x91em! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Pheebs, can you help me pick out an engagement ring for Monica? {Chandler} I can\\xc2\\x92t figure this out! {Chandler} It\\xc2\\x92s so hard! {Chandler} Should I get her a  Tiffany cut or a Princess cut or a\\xc2\\x97ah-ah! {Chandler} Paper cut! {Phoebe} Now, have you told anyone else? {Chandler} No, I don\\xc2\\x92t want to tell anybody else because I don\\xc2\\x92t want Monica to find out. {Phoebe} You told me. {Chandler} Well, it\\xc2\\x92s because I trust you, you\\xc2\\x92re one of my best friends, and you walked in on me when I was looking at ring brochures. {Phoebe} Yeah well, once again not knocking pays off. I only wish you hadn\\xc2\\x92t been on the toilet. {Chandler} Me too. {Joey} Hey. {Chandler} Hey. {Phoebe} Hey! So Chandler, wanna go to the coffeehouse? {Chandler} Oh all right. {Ross} Oh perfect, we were just gonna see if you wanted to go. {Chandler} Oh well, we don\\xc2\\x92t because we got\\xc2\\x85the\\xc2\\x85other pl-place. {Ross} How rude. {Joey} Oh, I\\xc2\\x92m sorry. You wanna bite? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Should we tell Rachel there\\xc2\\x92s an empty private room right next door to hers? {Monica} We could, or we can have sex in it. {Chandler} Well let me think about that, while I remove my pants! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Rachel} That\\xc2\\x92s right, still no baby!  Come on people! Please make some room! {Ross} Uh sweetie, maybe you\\xc2\\x92d be more comfortable here? {Rachel} You. Like you haven\\xc2\\x92t done enough. {Ross} Look, I-I know how miserable you are, I wish there was something I can do. {Ross} I mean I wish I were a seahorse. {Ross} Because with seahorses it\\xc2\\x92s the male, they carry the babies. {Ross} And then also umm, I\\xc2\\x92d be far away in the sea. {Rachel} God.  I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life! {Phoebe} Oh I know, I\\xc2\\x92ve been there. I remember toward the end {Rachel} Oh Phoebe, that\\xc2\\x92s a great story. {Rachel} Can you tell it to me when you\\xc2\\x92re getting me some iced tea? {Rachel} Oh God, get out! {Rachel} Get out!! {Rachel} Get out!! {Rachel} Get out! {Chandler} Let\\xc2\\x92s. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} I mean, why should I let them meet him? {Monica} I mean, I bring a guy home, and within five minutes they\\'re all over him. {Monica} I mean, they\\'re like- coyotes, picking off the weak members of the herd. {Paula} Listen. {Paula} As someone who\\'s seen more than her fair share of bad beef, I\\'ll tell you: that is not such a terrible thing. {Paula} I mean, they\\'re your friends, they\\'re just looking out after you. {Monica} I know. I just wish that once, I\\'d bring a guy home that they actually liked. {Paula} Well, you do realise the odds of that happening are a little slimmer if they never get to meet the guy.. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Director} Ah Joey. {Director} Joey Tribbiani. {Director} Listen Joey, I got a problem, I just got a call from my dance captain, he\\'s having a relationship crisis and can\\'t get out of Long Island. {Joey} So, does that mean the audition is off? {Director} Listen Joey, seeing as you\\'ve got the most experience, I want you to take these dancers and show them the combination. {Joey} What?! {Director} Aw come on Joey, it\\'s easy. {Director} Y\\'know, it\\'s hand, hand, head, head,  up, pas de bouree, pas de bouree, big turn here, grand sissone, sissone, sissone, slide back, step, step, step, and jazz hands! {Joey} It\\'s ah, step-ity, step and jazz hands. {Director} Have fun. {Joey} Bye. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Oh well, it\\xc2\\x92s not on TV yet. {The Dry Cleaner} Well, then it\\xc2\\x92s not on the wall yet. {Joey} Okay, fine, I will bring you a tape, huh? {Phoebe} So umm, now do you have any of Matt Lauer\\xc2\\x92s clothes here? Maybe? Just ones that haven\\xc2\\x92t been cleaned yet? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} You\\xc2\\x92re coming on to the entire room!  I\\xc2\\x92m Chandler. {Chandler} Hi. {Marjorie} Hi. {Chandler} You mind if I {Marjorie} No, please. {Chandler} So uh, what are you in for? {Marjorie} I talk in my sleep. {Chandler} What a coincidence, I listen in my sleep. {Joey} So why don\\xc2\\x92t you give me your number? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Joey? Could you get that?  What are you doing here? I thought you were in your room? {Joey} No, I\\xc2\\x92m picking you up for our date. These are for you. {Rachel} Ohh, Lilies. Joey, they\\xc2\\x92re my favorite. Thank you. {Joey} And, a brownie! {Joey} Well, half a brownie. {Joey} Actually, it\\xc2\\x92s just bag. {Joey} It\\xc2\\x92s been a long walk from the flower shop and I was startin\\xc2\\x92 to feel faint so {Rachel} Oh man! {Rachel} This is so great! {Rachel} I actually feel like I\\xc2\\x92m going on a real date! {Rachel} Although, I have a hint of morning sickness, and I\\xc2\\x92m wearing underwear that goes up to about\\xc2\\x85\\xc2\\x85there. {Joey} Hey come on now, this is a real date. {Joey} Uh, so\\xc2\\x85nice place you got here. {Joey} Foosball, huh? {Joey} Pizza box. {Joey} Oh, a subscription to {Rachel} Yeah, actually that\\xc2\\x92s my roommate\\xc2\\x92s. {Joey} I would like to meet him. He sounds like a stand up guy. {Rachel} Ah yes, but he\\xc2\\x92s very protective of me so you\\xc2\\x92d better watch yourself. {Joey} Ah\\xc2\\x85 Hey, so this roommate of yours\\xc2\\x85is he good looking? {Rachel} Hm-mmm {Joey} Oh yeah, it must be tough to keep your hands of him, huh? {Rachel} Yeah, but I\\xc2\\x92m pretty sure he\\xc2\\x92s gay. {Joey} No-no-no-no, he\\xc2\\x92s not! No! Why are you trying to ruin the game? Come on! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} Hey, both you guys should be up there with me. {Ross} I mean, you two are-are my\\xc2\\x85 I mean, I\\xc2\\x92m lucky to have just one good {Chandler} Thanks man. {Joey} I gotta go check something over here. {Chandler} What a baby. {Ross} Total wuss! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Barry} Sweetheart, just gimme- gimme another chance, okay, we\\'ll start all over again. We\\'ll go back to Aruba. {Bernice} Dr. Farber, we\\'ve got a bit of an emergency here...Jason Costalano is choking on his retainer. {Barry} Oh God... {Barry} I\\'ll be right there, Bernice. {Barry} Look, please, please don\\'t go anywhere, okay? {Rachel} Okay. {Rachel} Okay, we\\'ll be here! {Rachel} Hating you! {Rachel} Did you see how he was sweating when he walked out of there? {Rachel} Listen honey, if I\\'m hogging the ball too much you just jump right in there and take a couple punches because I\\'m telling you, this feels {Mindy} Yeah... I\\'m pretty sure I\\'m still gonna marry him. {Rachel} What are you talking about?! Mindy, the guy is the devil! He\\'s Satan in a smock! {Mindy} Look, I know he\\'s not perfect, but the truth is, at the end of the day, I still really wanna be Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber, D.D.S. {Rachel} Oh God. {Mindy} I hope you can find some way to be happy for me. And I hope you\\'ll still be my maid of honor...? {Rachel} And I hope Barry doesn\\'t kill you and eat you in Aruba. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Yeah, I-I heard.  I think it\\xc2\\x92s great!  Ohh, I\\xc2\\x92m so happy for you! {Monica} I can\\xc2\\x92t believe you\\xc2\\x92re getting married! {Ross} Yeah. {Joey} Monica and Rachel made out. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Well, I just called Joshua {Phoebe} Oh, how did it go? {Rachel} Well, I did my best to convince him that I\\xc2\\x92m not some crazy girl who is dying to get married\\xc2\\x97I\\xc2\\x92m just going through a hard time. {Phoebe} What did he say? {Rachel} Well uh, his answering machine was {Monica} Ohh, sweetie!  Hey, I bet you anything that he\\xc2\\x92s gonna call you again. {Rachel} Yeah, maybe, but I don\\xc2\\x92t think I even care. {Rachel} I don\\xc2\\x92t think he\\xc2\\x92s the one I\\xc2\\x92m sad about. {Rachel} Y\\xc2\\x92know, I know that I said that I am totally okay with Ross getting married, but as it turns out, I don\\xc2\\x92t think I\\xc2\\x92m handling it all that well. {Phoebe} Yeah, maybe. {Rachel} And I-I am just trying to figure out why. {Phoebe} Any luck? {Rachel} Well, yeah, y\\xc2\\x92know how Ross and I were on again, off again, on again, off again? {Rachel} I guess I just figured that somewhere down the road, we would be on again. {Monica} Again. Y\\xc2\\x92know what? I think we all did. {Ross} Hey! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} Gin. {Chandler} We were playing Gin? Y\\'know if we were a couple, we could play this game naked. {Monica} Will you stop! {Chandler} Okay. All right. {Monica} Okay, all right, I think you\\xc2\\x92re great, I think you\\xc2\\x92re sweet, and you\\xc2\\x92re smart, and I love you. {Monica} But you will always be the guy who peed on me. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} Oh that\\'s an eye removal machine. {Rachel} All right, I\\'m outta here! {Monica} I\\'m kidding! I\\'m kidding! {Rachel} So were done then! {Dr. Miller} Almost! But first, we gotta start. {Dr. Miller} This is a glaucoma test. {Rachel} Uh-huh. {Dr. Miller} Sit down. {Rachel} Okay. {Dr. Miller} But your chin here.  Now, you\\'ll feel a small puff of air in each eye. {Rachel} What?! {Monica} A small puff of air, now come on! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Hey Joey, what \\xc2\\x91cha doing? {Joey} Sweepin\\xc2\\x92. Why? Turn you on? {Rachel} No. {Joey} Huh. What if I was sweeping a chimney? {Rachel} Joey, did {Joey} Where are you going? The vicar won\\xc2\\x92t be home for hours. {Rachel} Joey,  where did you learn that word? {Joey} Where do you think,  Zelda? {Rachel} You found my book?! {Joey} Yeah I did! {Rachel} Joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?! {Joey} Okay, look I\\xc2\\x92m sorry, I went in there to take a nap and I know I shouldn\\xc2\\x92t have, but you got porn! {Rachel} Hey-hey, y\\xc2\\x92know what? {Rachel} There\\xc2\\x92s nothing wrong with a woman enjoying a little\\xc2\\x85erotica. {Rachel} It\\xc2\\x92s just a healthy expression of female sexuality, which by the way, you will never understand. {Joey} You got porn! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} That kid really kicked me hard on the plane. {Chandler} Well you did pull his hair. {Monica} He took my snack! {Chandler} I\\xc2\\x92m not getting into this again! {Monica} Okay! Oh God, y\\xc2\\x92know what? It\\xc2\\x92s really bad. {Chandler} Well, I told you not to walk. Here.  There. Okay. {Monica} This doesn\\xc2\\x92t mean anything, does it? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Okay, that\\xc2\\x92s a fire. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. {Rachel} Excuse me, I\\xc2\\x92m sorry, I\\xc2\\x92m gonna have to call you back, I\\xc2\\x92ve got a Schemp in my office. {Rachel} What are you doing? {Ross} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry. {Ross} But ah, hey, oh, somebody\\xc2\\x92s off the phone, how \\xc2\\x91bout a glass of wine by the fire, I could get it going again. {Rachel} Ross you\\xc2\\x92re not listening to me, I don\\xc2\\x92t have time to stop. {Ross} Come on Rach, you don\\xc2\\x92t have what, ten minutes? {Rachel} I don\\xc2\\x92t have ten minutes!! {Ross} What?  Sophie, does she have ten minutes? {Rachel} Hey, Ross!!! I told you I don\\xc2\\x92t! {Ross} Don\\xc2\\x92t yell at me okay, this is the most I\\xc2\\x92ve seen you all week. {Rachel} Look, I cannot do this right now, okay, I\\xc2\\x92ve got a deadline, would you just go home, I\\xc2\\x92ll talk to you later. {Ross} Yeah, but wait... {Rachel} Good bye! {Sophie} Actually, that\\xc2\\x92s our three hole punch. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} I like this one.  It seems to say, \"\"I love you and that\\xc2\\x92s why I have to kill you.\"\" {Monica} They can\\xc2\\x92t all be bad.  Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes. Ohh, there it is. {Chandler} Oh my God! Those are my bedroom eyes?! Why did you ever sleep with me? {Monica} Do you really want to pull at that thread? {Phoebe} I\\xc2\\x92m having a really good time! {Kyle} Me too! I\\xc2\\x92m sorry that guy in the subway licked your neck. {Phoebe} Ohh. No that\\xc2\\x92s okay, he\\xc2\\x92s a friend. {Kyle} Hey uh, I don\\xc2\\x92t mean to be presumptuous but I have these two tickets to the ballroom dancing finals tomorrow night if you want to go? {Phoebe} Yeah, I\\xc2\\x85 Well y\\xc2\\x92know I-I mean I missed the-the semi-finals, so I\\xc2\\x92d just be lost. {Kyle} I know it\\xc2\\x92s really lame, but I got these tickets from my boss and\\xc2\\x97Oh no! No! No! My God! {Phoebe} Okay, don\\xc2\\x92t freak out. I\\xc2\\x92ll go. {Kyle} No it\\xc2\\x92s\\xc2\\x85 Uh, my ex-wife Whitney is out there. I cannot deal with her right now. That woman is crazy! {Phoebe} Okay, I know. Hold on.  Hey Ross? {Ross} Yeah? {Phoebe} Yeah, umm that\\xc2\\x92s Whitney , Kyle\\xc2\\x92s ex-wife out there, now do you think that you can y\\xc2\\x92know divert her so that we can slip out? {Ross} What?! No! {Phoebe} Well okay but I have two tickets to the ballroom dance finals. {Ross} Look, I don\\xc2\\x92t think so Pheebs.  All right, I\\xc2\\x92ll do it. But just because you\\xc2\\x92re a friend. \",NEGATIVE\\n{Ross} Huh? ,POSTIVE\\n{Ross} OH MY GOD!! I didn\\xc2\\x92t really believe it until you just said it!! ,NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Oh there it is. {Monica} That\\xc2\\x92s not your regular dry cleaners. {Phoebe} I know, but that creep that I went on that date with goes to there so I have to find a new one. {Phoebe} I also have to find a new video store, a new bank, a new adult bookstore, a new grocery store {Monica} What?! {Phoebe} A new grocery store. {Phoebe} The universe said I was going to meet a nice guy and that\\xc2\\x92s what they gave me? {Phoebe} When I get up there I\\xc2\\x92m going to kick some ass. {Monica} Don\\xc2\\x92t worry Phoebe, you\\xc2\\x92re gonna meet someone. If I can meet a great guy, so can you. {Phoebe} Yeah, we both can. And we both will. {Phoebe} Oh, you didn\\xc2\\x92t have to come in with me. {Monica} Are you kidding? This is where they get out stains! Okay? This is like {Guy} Oh, excuse me! I think you dropped s\\xc2\\x85 Wow! {Phoebe} What? {Guy} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry, it\\xc2\\x92s just that you\\xc2\\x92re so incredibly beautiful. {Phoebe} Oh yeah well, I\\xc2\\x92m sorry about that too, but what are you going to do? {Guy} I hope you don\\xc2\\x92t think I\\xc2\\x92m crazy but I feel like I was meant to pick this up, do you believe in that kind of thing? {Phoebe} A little.   Now you\\xc2\\x92re talking. {Guy} Would you like to go out and have a cup of coffee? {Phoebe} I-I-I\\xc2\\x92d love to. Let me just tell my friend. {Monica} Ooh, an ink stain! Hey, can I watch how you get this out? {Phoebe} She must\\xc2\\x92ve left. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} All this stuff takes up a lot of room. Hey how uh, how serious are you about keeping Ben in your life? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Okay, look, I think we have to tell Rachel she messed up her dessert. {Ross} What?! What is with everybody? It\\xc2\\x92s Thanksgiving, not...Truth-Day! \",NEGATIVE\\n{Phoebe} Ah-ha! Too cocky! ,POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} Because we won our apartment back! {Joey} What? Ace is high! Jack, queen, king, ace! {Monica} No! Ace is low! Ace, two, three, four! {Phoebe} I don\\xc2\\x92t know. Ooh! Ooh! Look it!  Ah-ha! {Rachel} All right, cut, let\\xc2\\x92s pick again, pick again. {Joey} Okay. {Rachel} Come on apartment! Come on apartment!  Oh! I know queen is high! {Joey} Uh-huh, not as high as\\xc2\\x85 It worked! King! {Chandler} Yeah baby! {Monica} But, we pick again! We pick again! {Joey} Why?! {Monica} I don\\xc2\\x92t know! {Chandler} Tickets please!  That\\xc2\\x92s courtside baby! {Joey} Seriously, good game though. Good game.   What are they so mad about? They get the apartment back! {Chandler} No they didn\\xc2\\x92t! \",MIXED\\n{Joey} Hey. {Phoebe} Hey! ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} Hey! Ross! {Chandler} Die Hard {Joey} Yep. Hey, what do you say we make it a double feature? {Chandler} What\\xc2\\x92d you rent? {Joey} Die Hard 2 {Chandler} Joey, this is {Joey} Oh, well we watch it a second time and its {Ross} Joey, we {Joey} And? {Ross} And it\\xc2\\x92ll be cool to see it again! Yeah! {Ross} Die Hard {Ross} Dude, you didn\\xc2\\x92t say {Chandler} Yeah, I just got uh, got plans. {Ross} Well, John McClane had plans! {Chandler} No, see the thing is I want to get out of here before Joey gets all worked up and starts calling everybody bitch. {Joey} What are you talking about? Bitch. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} Oh. Oh! Ma\\'am? Excuse me, ma\\'am? {Phoebe} You can\\'t put your cigarette out on a tree! {The Smoking Woman} Yeah I can, it worked real well. {Phoebe} No but you shouldn\\'t! Don\\'t ever do that again. {The Smoking Woman} I won\\'t!  Until I have my next cigarette. {Phoebe} Hold it!  N.Y.P.D! Freeze punk! {The Smoking Woman} What?! {Phoebe} Yeah that\\'s right you are so busted.  Book \\'em. {The Smoking Woman} Who are you talking too? {Phoebe} Save it Red! Unless you wanna spend the night in the slammer, you apologize to the tree. {The Smoking Woman} I am {Phoebe} You apologize to the tree right now or I am calling for backup.   Backup! Backup!! {The Smoking Woman} I-I\\'m sorry! Sorry. {Phoebe} Okay, cancel backup! Cancel backup! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Hey! How long until Pete\\xc2\\x92s fight? {Monica} Oh, about five minutes. Right now they\\xc2\\x92re interviewing his opponent. Apparently he trains by going to Iran and pulling the arms off thieves. {Ross} Hot dog? {Monica} Four, please.  I\\xc2\\x92m really nervous.  Thank you. {Phoebe} So Ross, how umm, how did it go with Bonnie? {Ross} I gotta tell you, I-I wasn\\xc2\\x92t expecting to like her at all, I mean I actually wasn\\xc2\\x92t expecting to like anyone right now, but she\\xc2\\x92s really terrific. {Phoebe} Ohh, that\\xc2\\x92s too bad! {Ross} No, I-I\\xc2\\x92m saying I liked her. {Phoebe} Yeah, y\\'know what, there are other fish in the sea. {Ross} Pheebs, I think she\\xc2\\x92s great. Okay? We\\xc2\\x92re going out again. {Phoebe} Okay, I hear you! Are you capable of talking about any thing else? {Chandler} Hey! Which one\\xc2\\x92s my turkey burger? {Ross} Ahh, the one next to my foot. Sorry. {Joey} Hey, the fight\\xc2\\x92s starting! {Ross} Okay, we\\xc2\\x92ll be right in.  So ah, did your boss try to slap you again today? {Chandler} Nine times! {Chandler} Okay, I had to put on lotion! {Chandler} But, it\\xc2\\x92s gonna be okay, because as of tomorrow I\\xc2\\x92m conducting an experiment, and if all goes as planned, my butt will be smack free. {Joey} Fight\\xc2\\x92s over! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} Oh... Mike\\'s sister just invited me to a party tonight, he\\'s gonna be there. {Phoebe} And she was like \"\"Oh, don\\'t worry! {Phoebe} I asked him. {Phoebe} He\\'s totally ok with seeing you!\"\". {Phoebe} So now I have to go so he\\'ll think that I\\'m totally ok with seeing him! {Rachel} Which you\\'re not, because you\\'ve totally hung up on him! {Phoebe} Exactly! {Rachel} And you\\'re gonna want him to eat his heart out so you\\'re gonna have to look fabulous! {Phoebe} I didn\\'t even think about that!  Aaargh, {Rachel} Hey Pheebs, I\\'m-I\\'m taking Charlie shopping, why don\\'t you come and I\\'ll help you find something. {Phoebe} Ok, that\\'ll be great! {Joey} Oh, ain\\'t that nice? The three of you trying on slutty lingerie together. {Rachel} That\\'s not what we\\'re gonna do! {Joey} Why would you ruin it, who was that hurtin\\'? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Dr. Zane} It looks like your uterus is ready for implantation. {Phoebe} Oh! I knew it! I knew it! I felt really thick this morning. {Frank} Well, okay, so what\\xc2\\x92s now\\xc2\\x97go get, go get the eggs, put \\xc2\\x91em in there. {Dr. Zane} Okay, it\\xc2\\x92ll take just a little while to prepare the embryos. {Phoebe} Embryossss? As in, \"\"More than one?\"\" {Dr. Zane} Um-hmm, five actually. {Phoebe} Five? Okay, where am I giving birth, a hospital or a big box under the stairs? {Dr. Zane} We do five because that gives you a 25% chance that at least one will attach. {Phoebe} That\\xc2\\x92s it! 25 percent? That means that\\xc2\\x92s it\\xc2\\x92s like 75 percent chance of no baby at all! {Frank} Hey, y\\xc2\\x92know I was thinking, what are the odds like if-if, if you stuff like 200 of them in there? {Alice} Sweety, now, she\\xc2\\x92s a woman, not a gumball machine. {Phoebe} Okay, well y\\xc2\\x92know what, don\\xc2\\x92t worry you guys, \\xc2\\x91cause I\\xc2\\x92m-I\\xc2\\x92m gonna do this as many times as it takes to get it right. {Frank} Well, you see, the-the thing is, we-we only got, we kinda have one shot to make it right. {Alice} Umm, it costs $16,000 each time you do this. {Alice} So, umm, we\\xc2\\x92re kinda using all the money we have to do it just this one time. {Phoebe} Whoa!! That\\xc2\\x97okay, that\\xc2\\x92s a {Dr. Zane} No, I\\xc2\\x92m sorry. {Phoebe} Wow! You guys really don\\xc2\\x92t know anything! {Frank} I know! Why don\\xc2\\x92t you get drunk! That worked for a lot of girls in my high school. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ticket Counter Attendant} This is the final boarding call for Flight 664 to Yemen. {Chandler} Well, I-I guess I gotta go. {Janice} Oh, my Bing-a-ling. I\\xc2\\x92ll wait for you. Do you even know how long you\\xc2\\x92re going to be gone? {Chandler} Well, just until we find an energy source to replace fuel. {Janice} Oh. Well, I\\xc2\\x92ll right you everyday.  15 Yemen Road, Yemen. {Chandler} Okay, good-bye. Good-bye. {Janice} Chandler? {Chandler} No! {Janice} Chandler! {Chandler} Janice! {Chandler} There you are! {Chandler} There you are! {Chandler} I had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane! {Janice} No! No! I wanna see you take-off. {Chandler} Well, I then guess I\\xc2\\x92m going to Yemen! I\\xc2\\x92m going to Yemen!  When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you? \",MIXED\\n\"{Monica} How does she do that? {Ross} I cannot sleep in a public place. {Monica} Would you look at her? She is so peaceful. {Phoebe} Oh! What what what! ...Hi. {Ross} It\\'s okay, y\\'know, you just nodded off again. {Monica} What\\'s going on with you? {Phoebe} I got no sleep last night! {Ross} Why? {Phoebe} My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they\\'re both kind of insecure in bed. {Phoebe} Oh, and deaf. {Phoebe} So they\\'re constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they\\'re having a good time. {Phoebe} You have no idea how loud they are! {Monica} Well, if you want, you can stay with Rachel and me tonight. {Phoebe} Thanks. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} Are you under the sheet? {Monica} Yes. {Phoebe} Great, let\\xc2\\x92s begin.  How\\xc2\\x92s the pressure? {Monica} Nice! Wow Phoebe you are good! {Phoebe} Stating the obvious, but thank you. And it\\xc2\\x92s not weird is it. {Monica} No. Ooohh {Phoebe} That\\xc2\\x92s right, you just enjoy. {Monica} Oh. Oh yeah! Ohhhhh! Ohh! Oh yeah! {Phoebe} Okay. {Monica} Oh God Phoebe!!  Oh that\\xc2\\x92s it! That\\xc2\\x92s it! Right there! Oh!  Ooooh-oooh-ooooh \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} Honey! Dinner\\xc2\\x92s ready! {Joey} What\\xc2\\x92s my little chef got for me tonight? {Monica} Your favorite! {Joey} Ho-ho-ho,  fried stuff with cheese! {Monica} Yep! And lot\\xc2\\x92s of it! {Joey} Thanks sweetheart. Give me a little sugar here.  Okay. {Monica} Okay, in we go. {Joey} Here we go! Here we go! Here we go!  How you doin\\xc2\\x92? \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} Okay, I\\xc2\\x92ve got three of my five. {Rachel} Three of your five, what? {Ross} Celebrities I\\xc2\\x92m allowed to sleep with. {Rachel} Oh my God! You are giving this a lot of thought. {Ross} Yeah, it\\xc2\\x92s hard okay, I only have two spots left. {Chandler} All right, so who do you got it narrowed down to? {Ross} Okay, Elizabeth Hurely.... {Chandler} Oooh-hoo, very attractive, forgiving. {Ross} Susan Sarandon. {Chandler} Eh, y\\'know what, she\\xc2\\x92s to political, she probably wouldn\\xc2\\x92t let you do it, unless you donated four cans of food first. {Ross} And!! Isabella Rosselini. {Chandler} Ooh-hoo. Very hot, very sexy. But ah, y\\'know she\\xc2\\x92s too international, y\\'know she\\xc2\\x92s never gonna be around. {Rachel} So? {Chandler} So, you gotta play the odds, pick somebody who\\xc2\\x92s gonna be in the country like all the time. {Rachel} Yeah, \\xc2\\x91cause that\\xc2\\x92s why you won\\xc2\\x92t get Isabella Rosselini, geography. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Female Clerk} Can I help you? {Joey} Uh yeah, where-where\\xc2\\x92s the guy who decides who\\xc2\\x92s pictures go up on the wall? {Female Clerk} He\\xc2\\x92s not here right now. {Joey} Oh, you\\xc2\\x92re kidding me! {Joey} All-all right, well make sure you tell him that Joey Tribbiani stopped by to drop off all of these clothes. {Joey} Okay? {Joey} I\\xc2\\x92m an actor. I\\xc2\\x92m kinda getting my picture up there on the wall. {Female Clerk} Y\\xc2\\x92know, there are two people who could put your picture up there. {Joey} Oh really? Well, maybe you and I go out for drinks?  You\\xc2\\x92re the other one right? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Y\\xc2\\x92know when we move in together, can I get a gumball machine? {Monica} Of course! Joey wouldn\\xc2\\x92t let you have one? {Chandler} No. When it comes to sweets, he\\xc2\\x92s surprisingly strict. {Monica} Hey, have you figured out a way to tell him you\\xc2\\x92re moving out? {Chandler} No, no, I keep trying, y\\xc2\\x92know? {Chandler} I can get out, \"\"Joey, I have too\\xc2\\x85\"\" but then I lose my nerve and I always finish with, \"\"\\xc2\\x85go to the bathroom.\"\" {Chandler} He may think I\\xc2\\x92m sick. {Monica} Y\\xc2\\x92know, I really have to tell Rachel, but I\\xc2\\x85 We just have to get it over with! {Monica} Y\\xc2\\x92know, the next time we see them we\\xc2\\x92re just gonna tell them. {Monica} That\\xc2\\x92s it. {Chandler} Oh, so that\\xc2\\x92s this is gonna work now? You\\xc2\\x92re just gonna order me around all the time? {Monica} Pretty much. {Chandler} All right. {Joey} Hey Monica! {Monica} Hi! {Joey} Hey man, you feeling any better? {Monica} Joey, we have something to tell you. {Joey} Oh my God! You\\xc2\\x92re pregnant! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Singer} \\xc2\\x91Cause every time I see your face, I can\\xc2\\x92t help but fall from grace. I know..... {Joey} Wow! This girl is good. {Phoebe} Oh-ho yeah! A song with rhyming words. Oo, I never thought of that before. {Chandler} I like her. {Phoebe} Why? Because she can sing and play guitar and do both at the same time? {Chandler} Well, that\\xc2\\x92s pretty much all I\\xc2\\x92m looking for from these people. {Monica} Look at you. All jealous. {Ross} Yeah Pheebs, come on, you two have completely different styles. Y\\'know, she\\xc2\\x92s more.. y\\'know, and you\\xc2\\x92re more {Joey} Say you\\'ll stay beside me {Phoebe} Okay, see, see, everyone else is happy she\\xc2\\x92s done. {Singer} Okay, my next song\\xc2\\x92s called: Phoebe Buffay, What Can I Say. {Singer} I Really Loved When We Were Singing Partners, And I Shouldn\\xc2\\x92t Have Left You That Way. {Phoebe} Oh no, one of those \\xc2\\x91look for the hidden meaning\\xc2\\x92 songs. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Oh hey! There\\'s some kids playing in the street, you wanna go down there and give them a project, ruin their day? {Ross} Hey, if they have a ball maybe you can stick razor blades in it and teach them a new game, Gonna Need Stitches Ball. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Alright, so I\\'m back in high school, I\\'m standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked. {All} Oh, yeah. Had that dream. {Chandler} Then I look down, and I realize there\\'s a phone... there. {Joey} Instead of...? {Chandler} That\\'s right. {Joey} Never had that dream. {Phoebe} No. {Chandler} All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Mr. Posner} You have a very impressive resume, Ms. Green. I especially like what I see here about implementing a new filing system. {Rachel} Thank you. {Joanna} Filing system? {Joanna} Oh-oh! {Joanna} You mean those-those little colored labels you put on all the folders? {Joanna} It certainly did brighten up the inside of the filing cabinets. {Rachel} Well, they uh, they-they do more than that. {Mrs. Lynch} I notice that you\\xc2\\x92ve been trusted with a lot of rather important responsibilities. {Rachel} Yes, Joanna really has been an incredible mentor to me. {Joanna} Oh. And Rachel has been really incredible in getting my morning bagel for me. It\\xc2\\x92s amazing how she gets it right almost {Rachel} I-I-I of course, I have more responsibilities than that. {Joanna} Oh yes, well there\\xc2\\x92s the coffee too.  Rachel can carry two things at once! {Mr. Posner} Yes, that\\xc2\\x92s very good. Now a uh, big part of this job is cultivating personal relationships, especially with designers. {Rachel} Yes, I realize that {Joanna} And Rachel shouldn\\xc2\\x92t have any problem with that. The only problem might be getting a little too friendly, if you know what I mean. {Rachel} I love working with designers! {Joanna} With them, under them, what\\xc2\\x92s the difference? Eh, Rach? \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Emeril} Now maybe you just like wanna but the whole duck in there! Who cares, y\\'know? Now I got the legs {Chandler} How many times have I told you guys, you {Monica} Hi Chandler. {Chandler} Hey! {Monica} Uh, listen, I need that broiling pan that Joey borrowed the other day. {Chandler} Oh that was yours? Uh, yeah, we used it when the duck was throwing up caterpillars. {Monica} William Sonoma {Chandler} Expect it in 4-6 weeks. {Chandler} Umm, hey, umm, Joey\\'s gonna be at the telethon for the rest of the day, we have the whole place to ourselves. {Monica} Yeah, so? {Chandler} Well I just, thought maybe you\\'d wanna book some time with the best you\\'d ever had. {Monica} Y\\'know what, champ? I think I\\'ll pass. {Chandler} Why? {Monica} Why? {Chandler} What\\'s your point? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} Oh, I thought this was your party and it turns out it\\xc2\\x92s a party for Howard. He\\'s just the sweetest little man! {Guest #1} See ya Phoebe! Oh and hey, thanks for chipping in! {Ross} You chipped in?! {Phoebe} Yeah, uh-huh, a 100 dollars. {Ross} Phoebe! I can\\'t believe you gave them money! I thought you agreed it was totally unreasonable that they asked me for that money! {Phoebe} Yeah, but they didn\\'t ask me! {Phoebe} Y\\'know? {Phoebe} This way I\\'m just y\\'know, the exotic, generous stranger. {Phoebe} That\\'s always fun to be. {Ross} Yeah, but you\\'re making me look bad! {Phoebe} No I\\'m not. {Phoebe} No! {Phoebe} If anything I\\'m making you look better! {Phoebe} They\\'ll see you talking to me and that\\'s--I\\'m a hit! {Steve} Oh hey, Pheebs! {Phoebe} Hey! {Steve} Oh hey, Ross. {Steve} Umm, see, I was thinking maybe you two could switch apartments because Phoebe\\'s more our kind of people. {Steve} Something to think about. {Phoebe} Yeah, okay, my bad. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Why? {Monica} Because I don\\'t work at the Szechwan Dragon. {Rachel} You really, really need to get some sleep, honey. {Monica} I know I do. {Ross} Hi. {Rachel} Hi. {Ross} Guess what? {Ross} They published my paper. {Rachel} Oh, really, let me see, let me see. {Phoebe} Rach, look!  Oh, hi! Where is my strong Ross Skywalker to come rescue me.  There he is. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} I can\\'t believe it\\'s raining again! Oh, it\\'s so unfair!!! {Phoebe} Well, on the bright side, now you won\\'t have to see all these paleontologists with their shirts off. {Phoebe} Not you guys. {Phoebe} You got it going on! {Monica} So, what are we gonna do today? {Mike} They have a game room downstairs! Ping pong and stuff. {Monica} Ping pong?  Honey, they have ping pong! Let\\'s play! {Chandler} I don\\'t think so! {Monica} Why not? {Chandler} Because you know how competitive you get and well, I say it\\'s cute, others disagree, and I\\'m lying! {Monica} I\\'m not always that bad! {Chandler} Oh, {Monica} I punched you...? {Chandler} And...? {Monica} ... Phoebe...? {Phoebe} ... and...? {Monica} I clunked your heads together! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Uhh, I don\\xc2\\x92t believe in these crazy diets y\\xc2\\x92know, just everything in moderation. {Joey} I\\xc2\\x92ll take those to go.  For the kids. {The Interviewer} Oh, I know what I wanted to ask you. You were on the show years ago and then they killed you off. What happened there? {Joey} It was so stupid, I said some stuff in an interview that I shouldn\\xc2\\x92t have said. {Joey} But believe me, that\\xc2\\x92s not gonna happen today. {The Interviewer} Understood. So, what\\xc2\\x92d you say back then? {Joey} Well, I said that I \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Mark} No-no, I say-I say, I say we get back at him right on this couch. {Mark} Right here! {Rachel} Oh God. I\\xc2\\x92m sorry about this. {Mark} That\\xc2\\x92s okay. {Rachel} You sure? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey\\'s Hand Twin} Nothing? {Joey} Look, you and I have been given a gift. {Joey} We have to do something with it. {Joey} Like-like, hand modeling! {Joey} Or-or magic! {Joey\\'s Hand Twin} I have to get back to {Joey} Whoa! {Joey} Whoa! {Joey} We could have our own show! {Joey} Y\\'know we could clap our hands together people will love it! {Joey} Huh? {Joey} And-and-and I wrote a song for us! {Joey} (Singing, to the tune of {Joey\\'s Hand Twin} That\\'s okay. {Joey} But you haven\\'t even heard the chorus! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} OK, you\\'ve got to promise that you\\'ll never, ever tell Ross that I told you. {Monica} About what? {Joey} He\\'s planning your birthday party. {Monica} Oh my God! I love him! {Joey} You\\'d better act surprised. {Phoebe} About what? {Monica} My surprise party! {Phoebe} What surprise party? {Monica} Oh stop it. Joey already told me. {Phoebe} Well, he didn\\'t tell me. {Joey} Hey, don\\'t look at me. This is Ross\\'s thing. {Phoebe} This is so typical. I\\'m always the last one to know everything. {Monica} No, you are not. We tell you stuff. {Phoebe} Yuh-huh! {Phoebe} I was the last one to know when Chandler got bitten by the peacock at the zoo. {Phoebe} I was the last one to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in. {Phoebe} Looks like I was second to last. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} I never sucked, I actually didn\\'t want you to know how good I was! {Monica} Why? {Chandler} I don\\'t know. {Monica} This is so great! Now we can enter into doubles tournaments! {Chandler} That\\'s \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Did you get all this stuff for Joey to try and drive me out of the apartment? {Rachel} Honey, if you wanted to do that, you might as well just gotten him a fish, you know how fish freaked me out! {Phoebe} Fish! {Rachel} It wouldn\\'t have mattered anyway, Phoebe, you and I are, are gonna live together, we\\'re roommates; that\\'s the deal. {Phoebe} Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me, but okay, if you\\'re having so much fun over here {Rachel} Oh, it\\'s so much more fun with you. {Phoebe} We did have fun, didn\\'t we? {Rachel} We did! {Phoebe} Oh, anyway, they say, if we want, we can see it tonight. {Rachel} Oh, I would love to! {Phoebe} Yay, okay! {Rachel} Good, good, good, good, good. {Phoebe} Great, all right, okay, and Monica ask me to make the drumming stop. {Rachel} Um...  Done! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} You\\xc2\\x92re gonna love me so much. I got Sting tickets!! {Phoebe} Oh my God! I do love you! How did you do it?! {Ross} Well\\xc2\\x85let\\xc2\\x92s just say {Phoebe} Oo, where are the seats? {Ross} Uh, middle balcony. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} It\\'s not just the drum noise. {Monica} Every five minutes, Joey throws his sticks in the air, and I have to hear, \"\"Oh my eye! {Monica} Oh god, my eye!\"\" {Monica} I mean, it is so annoying. {Phoebe} Yes, thank you. You see, this is how normal people are supposed to react to drums. {Monica} Phoebe, you got Joey drums to annoy Rachel, so she wouldn\\'t wanna live there anymore? {Phoebe} Maybe on some level. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Well, I-I-I\\'m done with this. You want anything Ross? Sports? International? Apartment listings? {Ross} I\\'ll take sports. {Joey} Mine! {Ross} All right. Uhh, international. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} I don\\'t want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again! {Chandler} And I just want a million dollars! {Monica} Rachel?! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} No, I can\\'t talk to you! I don\\'t have a fancy ad in the Yellow Pages! {Joey} Look, Pheebs, I just, I wanna apologize for, for saying that your method was stupid and-and maybe ask you to be my teacher again. {Joey} And-and I promise, I won\\'t touch a guitar until you say I\\'m ready. {Joey} You really think I\\'m ready? {Phoebe} Uh-huh! {Joey} Wow! Cool! {Joey} Was the chord at least right {Phoebe} No! \",MIXED\\n\"{Tag} This one\\xc2\\x92s from me. {Rachel} Ahh! {Tag} It wasn\\xc2\\x92t on your list, but hopefully you\\xc2\\x92ll think it\\xc2\\x92s really fun. {Rachel} A scooter! {Ross} Stick to the list. Always stick to the list. {Rachel} No! No-no, I love it. Thank you. {Chandler} Okay, open ours next. Open ours next! {Rachel} Okay. {Joey} Now that you\\xc2\\x92re a couple, we don\\xc2\\x92t get two presents from you guys? {Chandler} For my last birthday you gave me a {Rachel} Okay. {Rachel} Happy birthday Grandma! {Rachel} It\\xc2\\x92s better to be over the hill  then buried under it. {Rachel} All our love Monica and Chandler. {Rachel} That\\xc2\\x92s funny, yeah! {Chandler} No-no-no-no! That was the joke! {Rachel} No, I know! I get it! It\\xc2\\x92s funny! {Chandler} No, because you\\xc2\\x92re not a grandmother! {Rachel} No I know, because to be a grandmother you have to be married and have children and I don\\xc2\\x92t have any of those things. {Rachel} That\\xc2\\x92s why it\\xc2\\x92s so funny. {Monica} All you had to do was buy the card! \",POSTIVE\\n{Ross} Fine. {Joey} Fine. {Rachel} Fine. {Monica} All right. We\\'re gonna go.  It\\'s not for another six hours. We\\'re gonna go then. ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Lydia} So how did you know I was even here? {Guy} Your mom called me. So is this her? {Lydia} No, this is a loaner. {Guy} I\\'m sorry you had to do this by yourself. {Lydia} I wasn\\'t by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy.  So, did you see who won the game? {Guy} Yeah, the Knicks by 10. They suck. {Lydia} Yeah, they\\'re not so bad. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey/Drake} I know you botched that operation on purpose. {Joey/Drake} I can\\'t prove    it yet, but when I do, you\\'ll be going to jail for murder. {Joey/Drake} I don\\'t care if you    are my brother. \",MIXED\\n\"{Rachel} Okay! {Rachel} Y\\xc2\\x92know what? {Rachel} I realized it was stupid to get upset about not having a husband and kids. {Rachel} All I really needed was a plan. {Rachel} See I wanna have three kids {Phoebe} Oh let me guess, and you wanna have them all at the same time and you wanna have them for your brother. {Rachel} As I was saying\\xc2\\x85 I should probably have the first of the three kids by the time I\\xc2\\x92m 35 which gives me five years. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} Where exactly is your zoo? {Dr. Baldhara} Well, it\\'s technically not a zoo per se, it\\'s more of an interactive wildlife experience. {Dr. Baldhara} Let me ask you some questions about, is it, uh, Marcel? {Ross} Yes. {Dr. Baldhara} Does he, uh, fight with other animals? {Ross} No-no, he\\'s, he\\'s very docile. {Dr. Baldhara} Even if he were... cornered? {Ross} Well I, I don\\'t know. Why? {Dr. Baldhara} Uh, how is he at handling small objects? {Ross} He can hold a banana, if that\\'s whatcha mean... {Dr. Baldhara} How about a hammer, or a small blade? {Dr. Baldhara} Otherwise it\\'s just cruel. {Joey} He- he- he got in, he- he got in to San Diego. {Joey} We, we come back from our walk and the- the phone was ringing... {Chandler} ...He\\'s in. {Ross} He\\'s in! Oh, did you hear that, Marcel? San Diego. San Diego! {Dr. Baldhara} You\\'re making a big mistake here. {Dr. Baldhara} I mean, San Diego\\'s all well and good, but if you give him to me, I\\'ll start him off against a blind rabbit and give you twenty percent of the gains. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Okay, ten blocks down. Five to go. {Monica} Oh wait! Stop! Stop! Stop! {Chandler} Oh I\\xc2\\x92m sorry! Do you need a break? {Monica} My boots in tan! Hey! Can you get a little closer so I can see the price? {Chandler} I can see it from right here. It\\xc2\\x92ll cost you one husband. {Monica} Okay, I\\xc2\\x92m sorry. I think I can walk the rest of the way now. Just-just give me my boots. \",MIXED\\n\"{Monica} Okay, here comes another camera. {Ross} Right. No biggie. Stay loose. {Ross} Why do they keep doing that? {Monica} If we wanna get on camera, I think we have to get up on one of those platforms. {Monica} They\\xc2\\x92ve been taping those people up there all day. {Ross} Right. {Ross} Hey, what\\xc2\\x92d you guys do to get up on there? {Monica} Oh yeah? Well when you learned how to dance did you forget how to put on underpants? {Ross} Yeah! {Janine} Hey! You\\xc2\\x92re a good dancer! {Joey} Really? {Janine} Yeah, well you\\xc2\\x92d be better if you just loosened your hips a little. {Joey} What do you mean? {Janine} Like this. {Janine} That\\xc2\\x92s it, feel the rhythm. That\\xc2\\x92s better. {Joey} Uh-huh. {Director} Okay, you\\xc2\\x92re dancing with that girl over there. {Joey} No-no-no-no-no we came together! {Director} I don\\xc2\\x92t see it.  You are dancing with the tall guy over there. Tall guy, raise your hand! {Joey} No-no hey buddy, please let me dance with that girl, I really like her and I think I have a shot. {Director} Really, y\\xc2\\x92think so? I don\\xc2\\x92t.. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{The Conductor} Last stop, Montreal. This stop is Montreal. {Ross} What? {Woman On Train} I made a bet with myself that you have beautiful eyes. Now that I see them, I win. {Ross} What? {Woman On Train} We\\xc2\\x92re at my stop. But would you like to have coffee? {Ross} Are we really in Montreal?! {Woman On Train} Yes we are. So, coffee? {Ross} Coffee sounds great.  Wait, so, so you live in Montreal? {Woman On Train} Oh, no. But it\\xc2\\x92s just a two hour ferry ride to Nova Scotia. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} Hey, guys, guys, did you see my new, china cabinet?! {Ross and Rachel} Uh-huh. {Phoebe} Watch, watch. {Ross and Rachel} Ooohhhh!! {Phoebe} And, and! {Ross and Rachel} Ahhhh!! {Chandler} Hey, my Father\\xc2\\x92s house does that! {Rachel} O-o-o-okay, how did it go? Tell me everything. {Chandler} Well, the movie was great, dinner was great, and there\\xc2\\x92s nothing like a cool, crisp New York evening. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} You spent a hundred dollars. That\\xc2\\x92s the limit. You\\xc2\\x92re screwed! {Ross} Uh actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date. So technically, {Joey} Oh-oh! So that\\xc2\\x92s the way it\\xc2\\x92s gonna be huh? Yeah I can break the rules too y\\xc2\\x92know! {Ross} Oh yeah? What are you gonna do? {Joey} I don\\xc2\\x92t know. {Ross} Why am I not surprised? {Joey} Y\\xc2\\x92know what Ross? I\\xc2\\x92m not gonna let you get away with this! {Ross} I don\\xc2\\x92t think you have much choice. {Joey} Well we\\xc2\\x92ll see! {Ross} Bye-bye! {Joey} Yeah bye-bye!  Hey! So just a light layer? {Ross} Yes. Yes. Just here  and there . \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Hey! {Rachel} Hey, so did everything go all right with the annulment? {Ross} Oh, yeah, no problems. It\\xc2\\x92s all taken care of. {Rachel} Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie? {Ross} Oh yeah, why not? {Rachel} Pheebs? {Phoebe} No thanks, I\\xc2\\x92ve already seen one. {Rachel} Okay, umm, I\\xc2\\x92m gonna get my sweater. {Ross} Okay.  You uh, you wanna hear something weird? {Phoebe} Always. {Ross} I didn\\xc2\\x92t get the annulment. {Phoebe} What?! {Ross} We\\xc2\\x92re still married! Don\\xc2\\x92t tell Rachel. See you later. \",NEUTRAL\\n{Joey} Hey Pheebs! {Phoebe} Hey! {Joey} Check it out.  How much of a man am I?! {Phoebe} Wow! Nice! Manly and also kind of a slut. ,POSTIVE\\n{Chandler} That\\xc2\\x92s great. ,POSTIVE\\n{Rachel} Op. ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Hi everyone. {Ross} I just, I wanted to thank you for our uh, our little talk before. {Ross} Well, I was going to, but after I talked to you, I talked to Joey. {Rachel} What did, what did he say? {Ross} Basically he told me to get over myself and just do it, ya know. {Ross} So I though about what you said and I though about what he said and, well, his way I get to have sex tonight so. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} Oh my God! Chandler just left though! {Rachel} Yeah but, maybe it\\xc2\\x92s not what we think. Maybe it\\xc2\\x92s tell Monica I\\xc2\\x92m sorry I\\xc2\\x85drank the last of the milk. {Phoebe} Or maybe he-he was writing to tell her that-that he\\xc2\\x92s changed his name, y\\xc2\\x92know? Tell Monica I\\xc2\\x92m sorry. {Ross} I think it means he freaked out and left! {Phoebe} Don\\xc2\\x92t be so negative! Good God! Isn\\xc2\\x92t it possible that Sorry is sitting in there  right now?! {Rachel} Okay. Phoebe, I-I think Ross is right. What are we gonna do? {Ross} Look\\xc2\\x97Okay, I\\xc2\\x92m just gonna\\xc2\\x97I\\xc2\\x92m gonna have to go find him and bring him back! {Ross} Okay? {Ross} You-you make sure Monica does not find out, okay? {Ross} I will, I will find him. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Well yeah, I lied before. {Rachel} Oh! {Monica} Oh God {Phoebe} Now you know how you really feel about it. {Rachel} Oh-oh, that\\xc2\\x92s a risky little game! {Monica} Are you really gonna do this? {Rachel} Yeah. I\\xc2\\x92m gonna have a baby. I\\xc2\\x92m gonna have a baby. I\\xc2\\x92m gonna have a baby! {Phoebe} With who? {Rachel} Ah, it\\xc2\\x92s still not the time. \",MIXED\\n\"{Chandler} I am so, so, so, so sorry! {Monica} Uh-huh. {Chandler} And I will cook anything you want in here , and do anything in there! {Monica} Yeah you will!  And, are you kiddin\\xc2\\x92 me?! {Chandler} Come on Monica, it\\xc2\\x92s our Valentine\\xc2\\x92s Day. Please? Please-please, please? {Monica} Okay. {Chandler} Okay. {Chandler} So, are we going in there? {Monica} I am!! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Come on Joey!!! {Joey} Rach, I told you everything I knew last night! {Joey} Look, it\\'s not that big of a deal, so Monica and Chandler are doing it. {Rachel} I can\\'t believe you would say that! {Joey} Sorry. Monica and Chandler are making love. {Rachel} No! I mean come on! This is a {Joey} I don\\'t know. {Rachel} Is he romantic with her? {Joey} I don\\'t know. {Rachel} Are they in love? {Joey} I don\\'t know. {Rachel} You don\\'t know anything. {Joey} Ohh, I know one thing! {Rachel} What? {Joey} They did it right there on the couch. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Hi. {Monica} Hi. {Chandler} Hi, listen, I\\xc2\\x92m sorry about before. {Chandler} I don\\xc2\\x92t need to have a game room. {Chandler} I mean when I was a kid I only played those games because I couldn\\xc2\\x92t get girls, and now I {Monica} Stop it Chandler.  I\\xc2\\x92m sorry too. {Chandler} Really? {Monica} Yeah! Oh yes! {Chandler} Ohh. {Monica} Listen, we don\\xc2\\x92t have to make that a guest room, we can think of something to do with the room together. {Chandler} That\\xc2\\x92s a great idea! We can \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Oh.  Oh-oh. {Rachel} Hey!  What happened to you? Why didn\\xc2\\x92t you come up? {Ross} Done! {Rachel} You just finished? {Ross} Well, I wanted to be thorough. {Ross} I mean this-this is clearly very, very important to you, to us! {Ross} And so I wanted to read every word carefully, twice! {Rachel} So umm, does it? {Ross} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry. {Rachel} Does it? {Ross} Does it? Does it? Yeah, I wanted to give that whole \\xc2\\x91Does it?\\xc2\\x92 part just another glance. {Rachel} What are you talking about, Ross, you just said that you read it twice! {Rachel} Look, y\\'know what, either it does or it doesn\\xc2\\x92t, and if you have to even {Ross} No, Rach, no. I don\\xc2\\x92t, I don\\xc2\\x92t, I don\\xc2\\x92t {Rachel} Are you sure? {Ross} Oh, sure! I\\xc2\\x92m sure. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Monica, betting the apartment, I don\\xc2\\x92t know about this. {Monica} Rachel, I have not missed one question the whole game. I own this game! Look at my hand. {Rachel} Why? Do you have the answers written on there? {Monica} No! Steady as a rock! Now, are you with me. {Rachel} All right, let\\xc2\\x92s do it. {Ross} All right, gentlemen, you\\xc2\\x92re up first. {Joey} Okay. {Chandler} Okay. {Ross} You have 30 seconds. And the lightning round begins\\xc2\\x97stop it \\xc2\\x97now. What was Monica\\xc2\\x92s nickname when she was a field hockey goalie? {Joey} Big fat goalie. {Ross} Correct. Rachel claims {Chandler} Dangerous Liaisons {Ross} Correct. Her actual favorite movie is... {Joey} Weekend at Bernie\\xc2\\x92s \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Uh Phoebe, can I see you for a second? {Phoebe} Yeah! {Phoebe} What\\xc2\\x92s going on? {Ross} Chandler\\xc2\\x92s gone again! {Phoebe} Oh my God! Why would you play hide and seek with someone you know is a flight risk?! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} I don\\xc2\\x92t have time for this. {Monica} No, that is what the game is. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Soo, ah, Eric, what kind of photography do ya do? {Eric} Oh, mostly fashion, so there may be models here from time to time, I hope that\\xc2\\x92s cool. {Chandler} Yes, that is cool. Because I have models here y\\'know......never. {Eric} Oh, yeah, during the summer, I spend most weekends at my sister\\xc2\\x92s beach house, which you are welcome to use by the way. {Eric} Although, I should probably tell you, she\\xc2\\x92s a porn star. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Hi! {Joey} Hey! {Rachel} Joey, I gotta tell ya, I\\'ve been thinking {Joey} Oh, you know, the writing was good, and the director is good,    and... and my co-star\\'s good {Rachel} God, you have to tell me what happens tomorrow! {Joey} Ow, I\\'m just going over the script now! You wanna read lines with    me? {Rachel} Me? Oh, no, I am not an actress. {Joey} Oh, all right, I can ask Monica. {Rachel} Oh screw her, that part is mine! {Joey} Right...  ok, so just from the top of the page, right here. {Rachel} Okay. . Hello Drake, I\\'m surprised to see you    here. {Joey/Drake} I can\\'t believe you married him. {Rachel/actress} But what choice did I have. He was keeping my sister    in a {Joey/Drake} So what about us? Everything we feel for each other. {Rachel/actress} It\\'s over! You {Joey/Drake} How can I? {Joey/Drake} Knowing I\\'ll never hold you in my arms again,    or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I\\'ll never make love to you? {Joey/Drake} How can I accept that... {Joey/Drake} I can never kiss you again when it\\'s all I can do not    to kiss you right now. {Rachel} Kiss me. {Joey} What? \",MIXED\\n{Phoebe} Hello. ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chip} So you still in touch with anyone from high school? {Monica} Umm. Well, there\\xc2\\x92s Rachel, and umm, I think that\\xc2\\x92s it. How bout you? {Chip} Oh yeah, I still hang with Simmons and Zana, y\\'know. {Chip} I see Spindler a lot. {Chip} Devane, Kelly, and I run into Goldie from time to time. {Chip} Stick, Brown, Sulkov, McGuire, J.T., Beardsley. {Monica} Is that all? {Chip} Ehh, y\\'know after high school, you just kinda lose touch. Oh yeah! I ran into Richard Dorfman. {Monica} Ohh, how is he? {Chip} Not so good, Simmons and I gave him a wedgie. {Monica} Isn\\xc2\\x92t he an architect now? {Chip} Yeah, they still wear underwear. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Someone on the subway licked my neck! Licked my neck!! {Phoebe} Oh Willie\\xc2\\x92s still alive! {Chandler} What are you guys doing? {Monica} Oh, my mom called, they\\xc2\\x92re gonna run our engagement announcement in the local paper, so we\\xc2\\x92re looking for a good picture of us. {Chandler} Oooh, I\\xc2\\x92m afraid that does not exist. {Monica} That\\xc2\\x92s not true, there are great pictures of us! {Chandler} No, there are great pictures of you standing next to a guy who\\xc2\\x92s going like this {Phoebe} Oh my God! That\\xc2\\x92s the creep that you\\xc2\\x92re with at the {Chandler} I don\\xc2\\x92t know what it is, I just can\\xc2\\x92t take a good picture. {Monica} Oh, here\\xc2\\x92s a great one. {Chandler} Yeah, I\\xc2\\x92m not in that. {Monica} I know, but look at me: all tan. {Phoebe} Hey, why don\\xc2\\x92t you guys go get portraits done by a professional photographer. {Monica} That\\xc2\\x92s a good idea! I bet they have one of those wind machines! Y\\xc2\\x92know {Phoebe} Yeah that\\xc2\\x92s great! Next to that, Chandler won\\xc2\\x92t look so stupid. {Monica} Chandler what do you say? {Chandler} All right, but I should warn you, I\\xc2\\x92m not going. I\\xc2\\x92m going. \",POSTIVE\\n{Joey} Aww man! I can\\xc2\\x92t believe I locked myself out again! {Chandler} Hang on buddy! {Joey} Oh my God! What happened here? Did you do all this? {Chandler} I sure did. ,NEGATIVE\\n{Ross} I was so sure that was gonna work! ,NEGATIVE\\n\"{Carl} I\\'m just sayin\\', if I see one more picture of Ed Begley, Jr. in that {Ross} I can\\'t believe you\\'d rather go out with him than me. {Rachel} Would you excuse me, please? I\\'m trying to have a date here. {Ross} Fine, just stop thinking about me. {Ross} Can\\'t do it, can you? {Rachel} So I\\'m thinking about you. So what? {Ross} I don\\'t get it. What do you see in this guy, anyway? {Rachel} Well... he happens to be a very nice... guy.... {Carl} I mean, come on, buddy, get a {Ross} Rachel, come on. Give us a chance. {Rachel} Ross, it\\'s too hard. {Ross} No, no, no... why, because it might get weird for everyone else? {Ross} Who cares about them. {Ross} This is about us. {Ross} Look, I-I\\'ve been in love with you since, like, the ninth grade. {Rachel} Ross, you\\'re like my best friend. {Ross} I know. {Rachel} If we broke up, and I lost you... {Rachel} Ohh, God. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} I know, I lied! I didn\\xc2\\x92t want her to think I was a terrible mother! I can\\xc2\\x92t even see my own baby! {Ross} Oh sure, come here!  Sure you can! Uh, look come here look,  it\\xc2\\x92s-it\\xc2\\x92s-it\\xc2\\x92s, it\\xc2\\x92s right there . {Rachel} Oh. Oh, it\\xc2\\x92s beautiful. I see it now. {Ross} Do you really? {Rachel} No, I don\\xc2\\x92t see it! {Ross} Come on! Come on! Here, okay-okay, you see this?  This tiny thing that looks like a peanut? {Rachel} Yeah. {Ross} Sweetie that\\xc2\\x92s it. {Rachel} That\\xc2\\x92s it? Well I saw that! Ohh-ohh-oh, thank you. {Ross} You\\xc2\\x92re welcome. {Rachel} Wow! I can\\xc2\\x92t believe that\\xc2\\x92s our baby. {Ross} Yeah, that\\xc2\\x92s our baby. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} All right, I\\'ll give you this, Mr. Peanut is a better dresser. {Joey} I mean he\\'s got the monocle, he\\'s got the top hat... {Phoebe} You know he\\'s gay? {Ross} I just wanna clarify this: are you outing Mr. Peanut? {Chandler} Danielle! Hi! Uh- everybody, this is Danielle, Danielle, everybody. {All} Hi. Hi. {Chandler} What are you doing here? \",NEUTRAL\\n{Joey} Hey I got one! I got one! ,POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} Let it go, Ross. {Ross} Yeah, well, you didn\\'t know Chi Chi. {Monica} Do you all promise? {Monica} Chandler? Do you promise to be good? {Joey} You can come in, but your filter-tipped little buddy has to stay outside! {Ross} Hey, Pheebs. {Phoebe} Dear Ms. Buffay. {Phoebe} Thank you for calling attention to our error. {Phoebe} We have credited your account with five hundred dollars. {Phoebe} We\\'re sorry for the inconvenience, and hope you\\'ll accept this-  - \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} Oh, great! {Phoebe} We couldn\\xc2\\x92t keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while y\\xc2\\x92know, he\\xc2\\x92d kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck. {Monica} Okay, stop it Phoebe, you\\xc2\\x92re getting me all tingly. {Phoebe} All I could think of was y\\xc2\\x92know, \"\"Is he gonna kiss me? Is he gonna kiss me?\"\" {Monica} And did he? {Phoebe} I\\xc2\\x92m a lady Monica, I don\\xc2\\x92t kiss and tell. But this hickey speaks for itself. {Monica} Okay-okay, I got it. I got it. {Phoebe} I just like him so much that I just feel like I\\xc2\\x92ve had 10 drinks today and I\\xc2\\x92ve only had six. {Monica} Oh, I haven\\xc2\\x92t had that feeling since I first started going out with Chandler. {Monica} Wow, I\\xc2\\x92m never gonna have that feeling again, am I? {Phoebe} You sound like a guy. {Monica} No, a guy would be saying, \"\"I\\xc2\\x92m never gonna get to sleep with anyone else.\"\" {Monica} Oh my God! {Monica} I\\xc2\\x92m never gonna get to sleep with anyone else! {Monica} I\\xc2\\x92ve been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things that I\\xc2\\x92d be giving up! {Monica} I mean, I\\xc2\\x85I\\xc2\\x92m never gonna have a first kiss again. {Phoebe} You\\xc2\\x92ll have a last kiss. \",MIXED\\n\"{Monica} That really was some of your best work. {Chandler} Hm-hmm, I told you!  I can\\xc2\\x92t believe that I\\xc2\\x92ve only got two hours before I call in sick for work. {Monica} I have to be up in seven minutes. {Chandler} Well, you\\xc2\\x92re not gonna believe this, but if you have seven minutes {Monica} Really?! {Chandler} Do you wanna? {Monica} Okay! You get the vacuum cleaner and I\\xc2\\x92ll get the furniture polish! \",POSTIVE\\n{Ross} Damn! I thought that was going to be romantic as hell! {Emily} It was. ,NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} So Chandler, have you heard about Monica\\'s secret boyfriend? {Chandler} Uhh, yeah. She uh, she uh, she uh might\\'ve mentioned him. {Rachel} So Mon, when are we gonna meet this new secret waiter man? {Monica} Ohh, he\\'s really shy. I-I don\\xc2\\x92t think he\\'s up to meeting everyone yet. {Chandler} Yeah, I don\\'t think he\\'s up to meeting everyone yet. {Rachel} I don\\xc2\\x92t care! I wanna meet this guy who\\'s the best sex she ever had! {Chandler} Really?! That\\'s what you heard?  You said that? {Monica} I might\\'ve said that.  Why is that funny? {Chandler} Because I\\'m very happy for him!  And {Ross} Hi! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Oh that\\xc2\\x92s great, my friend Joey\\xc2\\x92s in the movie business. {Dana} Y\\xc2\\x92know who I ran into from school? Howie. {Chandler} My friend\\xc2\\x92s name is Joey. {Dana} Apparently Howie\\xc2\\x92s editing now. {Dana} Yeah, he-he-he calls me up and asks me if he can edit my new movie. {Dana} Can you believe that?! {Dana} Y\\xc2\\x92know I-I-I haven\\xc2\\x92t spoken to him in like ten years and he asks me for a favor! {Chandler} Yeah, I\\xc2\\x92ve always hated that Howie. {Dana} No, no \"\"How you doing?\"\" Man, I mean not even a cup of coffee first! {Chandler} The nerve huh? {Dana} Yeah! {Chandler} Refill? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Hey, y\\xc2\\x92know what, if you\\xc2\\x92re gonna do that, if you\\xc2\\x92re gonna name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. {Chandler} Oh, come on! {Chandler} Chandler\\xc2\\x92s funny, sophisticated, and he\\xc2\\x92s very loveable, once you get to know him. {Joey} Oh well, hey, Joey\\xc2\\x92s loveable too! But the thing about Joey is, if you need him, he\\xc2\\x92ll be there. {Chandler} Well, Chandler will be there for you too. {Chandler} I mean, well, he might be a little late, but-but, he\\xc2\\x92ll be there. {Chandler} And he\\xc2\\x92ll bring you some cold soda, if want you need him for is that you\\xc2\\x92re really hot. {Joey} What do ya say? What do ya say? {Phoebe} Well, I, I like the idea of naming him after someone I love, and Joey and Chandler are great names. {Phoebe} But, all right, I don\\xc2\\x92t\\xc2\\x97maybe I\\xc2\\x92ll just name him The Hulk. {Joey} I knew I shouldn\\xc2\\x92t have mentioned it! That\\xc2\\x92s what I wanted to name my kid! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Cassie, how you-how you doin\\xc2\\x92 on that\\xc2\\x85hot dog. {Cassie} I\\xc2\\x92m all done. {Ross} Thank God. {Cassie} I guess the last time we really hung out was when our parents rented that beach house together. {Ross} Oh right. {Ross} Right. {Ross} Ooh, remember the time I uh, I pinned you down and tickled you \\xc2\\x91til you cried? {Ross} We\\xc2\\x92re probably too old to do that now. {Cassie} I\\xc2\\x92ll always remember that summer, because it\\xc2\\x92s when I got all of these freckles. {Ross} Uh-huh! Uh-huh! And-and-and I\\xc2\\x92ll always remember that summer because that\\xc2\\x92s when I realized that we are related. {Cassie} It took you that long to figure it out, huh? {Ross} Well I\\xc2\\x92m, I\\xc2\\x92m a little slow.  Just as our children would be. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Mrs. Geller} What that Rachel did to her life.... We ran into her parents at the club, they were not playing very well. {Mr. Geller} I\\'m not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding... but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money! {Mrs. Geller} Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar... {Monica} What\\'s that supposed to mean? {Mrs. Geller} Nothing! It\\'s an expression. {Monica} No it\\'s not. {Mr. Geller} Don\\'t listen to your mother. {Mr. Geller} You\\'re independent, and you always have been! {Mr. Geller} Even when you were a kid... and you were chubby, and you had no friends, you were just fine! {Mr. Geller} And you would read alone in your room, and your puzzles... \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} Hi! {Chandler} Hi! {Joey} Monica? What time is it? {Chandler} Uhh, 9. {Joey} But it\\'s dark out. {Monica} Well that\\'s because you always sleep to noon, silly! This is what 9 looks like. {Joey} I guess I\\'ll get washed up then. Watch that sunrise. {Monica} I\\'m {Chandler} I know, me too. {Chandler} Hey! {Chandler} Y\\'know what if we went away for a whole weekend? {Chandler} Y\\'know we\\'d have no interruptions and we could be naked the entire time. {Monica} All weekend? That\\'s a whole lotta naked. {Chandler} Yeah, I can say that I have a conference and you can say you have a chef thing. {Monica} Ohh, I\\'ve always wanted to go to this culinary fair that they have in Jersey! {Chandler} Okay, y\\'know your not though. Let\\'s go. {Monica} Wait! What about Joey? \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} Yes? Yes?! How can I help you? {Guy} Yeah, we were\\xc2\\x85we were just looking around. {Ross} Oh-oh, you\\xc2\\x92re-you\\xc2\\x92re fellow scholars. {Ross} What exactly were you looking for, hmm? {Ross} Perhaps,  perhaps Dr. Chester Stock\\xc2\\x92s musings on the Smiledon Californicus? {Guy} Uhh\\xc2\\x85. {Ross} Ah\\xc2\\x85 Ah\\xc2\\x85Get out of here!  Uh, meeting someone? Or-or are you just here to brush up on Marion\\xc2\\x92s views on evolution? {Woman} Uh, actually I find Marion\\xc2\\x92s views far too progressionist. {Ross} I find Marion\\xc2\\x92s views far too progressionist. {Woman} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry, who are you? {Ross} I\\xc2\\x92m a professor here uh, Ross\\xc2\\x85Geller. {Woman} Ross Geller, why do I know that name? It\\xc2\\x92s uh\\xc2\\x97Wait!  Did you write this? {Ross} Yes! You\\xc2\\x92re the person who checked out my book?! {Woman} Y\\xc2\\x92know, you look nothing like I would\\xc2\\x92ve thought. You\\xc2\\x92re\\xc2\\x85you\\xc2\\x92re so young. {Ross} Well I uh, I skipped forth grade. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Hey. {All} Hey! {Monica} So how was Joan? {Chandler} I broke up with her. {Ross} Don\\xc2\\x92t tell me, because of the big nostril thing? {Chandler} They were huge. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them. {Rachel} Come on, they were not that huge. {Chandler} I\\'m tellin\\' you, she leaned back; I could see her brain. {Monica} How many perfectly fine women are you gonna reject over the most superficial insignificant things? {Joey} Hold it, hold it. {Joey} I gotta side with Chandler on this one. {Joey} When I first moved to the city, I went out a couple of times with this girl, really hot, great kisser, but she had the biggest Adam\\'s apple. {Joey} It made me nuts. {Chandler} You or me? {Ross} I got it. Uh, Joey, women don\\'t have Adam\\'s apples. {Joey} You guys are messing with me, right? {All} Yeah. {Joey} That was a good one. For a second there, I was like, \"\"whoa.\"\" \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} Okay, I got that. I\\xc2\\x92ll escape over there. I\\xc2\\x92ll come back over here. All right, come on {Phoebe} Hey, you guys. Listen, I\\xc2\\x92m sorry that I was hogging the game before\\xc2\\x97\\xc2\\x97Oh my God! Your friends have some unfortunate initials! {Monica} They\\xc2\\x92re all Chandler. {Phoebe} Chandler sucks! He couldn\\xc2\\x92t have gotten this good! {Chandler} I did.  But it came at a price. {Monica} But Ben is coming over tonight and he can\\xc2\\x92t see this. {Chandler} Oh come on, by age seven kids have already seen orgies.  Was it just me?! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Dear Mary-Angela. {Ross} Hi. {Ross} How?s it going. {Ross} This is the hardest letter I?ve ever had to write. {Ross} What the hell?s a matter with you? {Ross} How do you think Joey?s going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter? {Chandler} Well, that?s the part where you tell him that I moved to France. When actually I?ll be in Cuba. {Ross} All right, look, look, you?ve got to do this yourself, okay in person. {Ross} At least you know her name. {Ross} You just go to the house and you ask for Mary-Angela, okay, when which ever one she is comes to the door, you take her for a walk, you let her down easy. {Chandler} What if Mary-Angela comes to the door and I ask for Mary-Angela? {Ross} Where in Cuba? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Oh my God! {Monica} We heard about your pants, I\\'m so sorry. {Ross} This year was supposed to be great! {Ross} But, it\\'s only the second day and I\\'m a loser with stupid leather pants that don\\'t even fit! {All} No. No, you\\'re not a loser. {Ross} Look at me! {Monica} Hey, hey, look. Look Ross, Ben drew a picture of you!  Huh? You\\'re-you\\'re a cowboy! {Ross} Oh, be-because of the leather pants. {Monica} See? Ben doesn\\'t think you\\'re a loser, he thinks you\\'re a cowboy! Now that\\'s something. {Rachel} That really is something.. that\\'s really cool. {Joey} Howdy partner! {Ross} Maybe I should get another pair! {Ross} Ooh, y\\'know, they-they had some with fringe all down the sides. {Ross} I\\'m gonna go kiss Ben goodnight. {Ross} I can\\'t believe he thinks I\\'m a cowboy. {Ross} I would make a good cowboy. {Monica} Okay, now that everything\\'s wrapped up here, I think I\\'m, I\\'m gonna go do my laundry. {Chandler} Oh yeah, me too. Y\\'know if this shirt is dirty.  Yep. \",MIXED\\n\"{Joanna} Chandler is fantastic!! {Rachel} What?! {Joanna} Y\\xc2\\x92know how people just click? {Joanna} Like he came by to pick me up, and I opened the door, and it was just like, click! {Joanna} Did he tell you? {Joanna} Oh, and he\\xc2\\x92s got such a good heart! Doesn\\xc2\\x92t he have a good heart? {Rachel} Oh, I know... {Joanna} Oh, I know and he\\xc2\\x92s soo sweet! Listen, he said he was going to call, so put him straight through. {Sophie} Isn\\xc2\\x92t this great?! {Joanna} Don\\xc2\\x92t spoil it. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{The Dry Cleaner} You, get out of my shop! {Phoebe} Well, what did he do? {The Dry Cleaner} He went out with my wife! {Phoebe} Joey! {Joey} Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, I-I\\xc2\\x97Hey! I did {The Dry Cleaner} That\\xc2\\x92s my wife!!! Get out! {Phoebe} Well, we should go. {Joey} Yeah. \",NEGATIVE\\n{Policeman} Your license please. {Ross} You don\\xc2\\x92t-you don\\xc2\\x92t want to hear about my dream Officer\\xc2\\x85Pretty? {Policeman} It\\xc2\\x92s Petty.  I\\xc2\\x92ll be right back with your ticket. {Rachel} You have a son! {Ross} I know. I know. ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Hi, could we get two burritos to go, please? {Monica} I\\'m sorry. {Monica} But not that sorry, \\'cause you don\\'t have to live with it. {Monica} Um, we have a reservation under the name Chandler Bing. {Maitre d\\'} Oh-kay, we\\'ll have a table for you in about 45 minutes. {Chandler} Forty-five minutes? We have tickets to the {Maitre d\\'} I\\'m sorry. Christmas is a very busy time, sir. {Chandler} Is this because of the burrito thing? {Monica} You need to give him money. {Chandler} Give him money? It was a joke! {Monica} No, to get a table! Places like this are always shakin\\xc2\\x92 you down. Everybody wants to be paid off. {Chandler} Right, calm down, O\\'Mally. I\\'ll slip him some money. {Monica} You\\'ve got to be smooth about it. {Chandler} Hey, I can be smooth. {Chandler} Listen, we\\'re a little bit in a hurry, so, if you can get us a table a little quicker, I\\'d appreciate it. {Maitre d\\'} Of course, sir. {Chandler} Okay. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} Hey, look at me. I\\'m making jam, been at it since 4 o\\'clock this morning. {Ross} Where\\'d you get fruit at four in the morning? {Monica} Went down to the docks. Bet ya didn\\'t know you could get it wholesale. {Rachel} I didn\\'t know there were docks. {Joey} Hey. {Chandler} Hey. {Ross} Aww, is it broken? {Joey} No, I gotta wear this thing for a couple weeks. {Rachel} Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed? {Joey} Nooo. I had a story all worked out but then Chandler sold me out. {Chandler} Well, I\\'m sorry Joe. I didn\\'t think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket. {Joey} What is this? Fruit? {Rachel} Monica\\'s making jam. {Joey} Whoa, jam! I love jam!  Hey, how come we never have jam at our place? {Chandler} Because the kids need new shoes. {Monica} I\\'m going into business people. {Monica} I\\'m sick and tired of being depressed about Richard. {Monica} I needed a plan, a plan to get over my man. {Monica} What\\'s the opposite of man? {Monica} Jam. {Monica} Oh Joey don\\'t! {Monica} It\\'s way to hot. {Joey} This will just be my batch. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} Hey. Okay, I gave him another chance, but Tim has {Phoebe} But {Monica} No! No-no! He is totally incompetent. I called the chef who recommended him to me. He said, \"\"Ha-ha! Gotcha!\"\" {Phoebe} Okay. Okay, but you can\\xc2\\x92t fire him today. {Monica} Why not?! {Phoebe} Because I\\xc2\\x92m dumping him today. {Monica} What?! You said he was sweet! {Phoebe} He {Monica} Just don\\xc2\\x92t pick up your phone. {Phoebe} Then he comes over!  \"\"I\\xc2\\x92m so worried about you.\"\" Uck! Be a man! {Monica} What? So now I\\xc2\\x92m not allowed to fire him? {Phoebe} You can\\xc2\\x92t fire him and dump him the same day, he\\xc2\\x92ll kill himself. {Monica} Okay well then, I\\xc2\\x92ll fire him today and you go out with him for another week. {Phoebe} Are you kidding?! Another week with that sip, I\\xc2\\x92ll kill {Monica} Okay well, then we\\xc2\\x92ll both do it today and he\\xc2\\x92ll just have to deal with it! {Phoebe} Okay. But the question is who\\xc2\\x92s gonna go first. \\xc2\\x91Cause whoever goes second is the bitch. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Oh! Here it is!  Ooh, Joey! Why did you sign it, \"\"Son of a bitch?\"\" {Joey} I didn\\xc2\\x92t do that! Who would\\xc2\\x92ve done that?! {The Dry Cleaner} Son of a bitch! {Phoebe} Okay, maybe ask this guy. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} All right buddy, time to roll over. {Chandler} No-no! {Chandler} No, no-n-n-n-no!! {Chandler} You are going to a clinic! {Chandler} You\\xc2\\x92re going to a clinic, and a pyjama store! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Everything\\xc2\\x92s gonna be all right. Okay, Dick? {Guru Saj} Hello, I am Guru Saj--Whoa!!  That\\xc2\\x92s supposed to be a duck right? \\xc2\\x91Cause otherwise, this is waaay out of my league. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Of course! Only an idiot would wear this stuff if you didn\\xc2\\x92t have the car! Right? {Chandler} That is true. {Phoebe} Yeah, but only a genius would swallow a sonic blaster gun. {Joey} Oh, I\\xc2\\x92ve been there. Yeah, I am gonna go drive my Porsche. {Monica} Joey, you know you don\\xc2\\x92t actually have one. {Joey} Come on! What are you doing?! I\\xc2\\x92m in character! Would you talk to her! {Chandler} Ahh, I think it just moved. It\\xc2\\x92s really poking me. {Monica} All right, that\\xc2\\x92s it, we\\xc2\\x92re going to the emergency room. {Phoebe} What?! No, you can\\xc2\\x92t, you can\\xc2\\x92t leave me here with them! We\\xc2\\x92re baby-sitting! {Monica} The babies are asleep, I\\xc2\\x92m sure you\\xc2\\x92ll be okay on your own for a while! {Phoebe} But you-you can\\xc2\\x92t leave me with them! We-we\\xc2\\x92re a team! We\\xc2\\x92re playing a zone! They\\xc2\\x92re gonna triple team me! {Monica} He\\xc2\\x92s got something plastic lodged in his throat, we\\xc2\\x92ve got to go to the hospital. {Phoebe} But no, because a doctor won\\xc2\\x92t be able to help him, it\\xc2\\x92s just gonna y\\xc2\\x92know naturally pass through his system in like seven years. {Chandler} I think that\\xc2\\x92s gum. {Phoebe} I\\xc2\\x92m pretty sure it\\xc2\\x92s gun. {Chandler} Okay, listen this really hurts. Let\\xc2\\x92s go. {Phoebe} A real man wouldn\\xc2\\x92t just run to the hospital!  No! What would, what would Krog do? {Ross} That was the only way I could get him to {Joey} Hi! How are the Gellers? {Rachel} Don\\xc2\\x92t call us that! {Ross} The judge wouldn\\xc2\\x92t let us get an annulment! Now we gotta get a divorce!! Did a Porsch throw up on you? {Joey} Hey! It\\xc2\\x92s Porsche!! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Oh my God, you\\xc2\\x92re back! {Phoebe} Ohh, let me see it! Let me see your hand! {Monica} Why do you want to see my hand? {Phoebe} I wanna see what\\xc2\\x92s in your hand. I wanna see the trash. {Phoebe} Eww! Oh, it\\xc2\\x92s all dirty. You should throw this out. \",MIXED\\n\"{Chandler} Oh my God, it\\'s that Victoria\\'s Secret model. Something... something Goodacre. {Jill} Hi Mom, it\\'s Jill. {Chandler} She\\'s right, it\\'s Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh my God. I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! {Jill} Yeah, I\\'m fine. I\\'m just stuck at the bank, in an ATM vestibule. {Chandler} Jill says vestibule... I\\'m going with vestibule. {Jill} I\\'m fine. No, I\\'m not alone... I don\\'t know, some guy. {Chandler} Oh! Some guy. Some guy. \\'Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Chandler} I know, it\\'s beautiful. Amazing. {Chandler} I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it\\'s too bad they didn\\'t see us having sex. {Monica} Do you know anything about women? {Chandler} No. {Monica} That\\'s all right. {Chandler} Okay. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Hoshi} You are iron. {Hoshi} You are steel! {Hoshi} Let me ask you something, how come when I call your computer support line, I have to wait an hour and a half? {Pete} I told you, we\\xc2\\x92re adding new operators all the time. Could we concentrate on my training? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} So who\\xc2\\x92s idea was it to put everybody in the diner on skates? {Monica} Oh, some idiot customer put a suggestion in the suggestion box. {Phoebe} Oh my God, they took my idea! {Monica} That was you?! {Phoebe} Yeah! Okay, here you go. {Gunther} Rachel, I made you a cocoa. {Phoebe} Oh my God, are you guys okay? {Gunther} Are you all right? {Joey} Oh my. \",MIXED\\n\"{Rachel} Ha! {Phoebe} So you like the drums! {Phoebe} That\\'s, that\\'s great! {Phoebe} Y\\xc2\\x92know, I was worried, that, you know, they would maybe an unbearable living situation. {Phoebe} All right, okay, well, apparently not! {Phoebe} So, yay! {Joey} Hey-hey, Pheebs, check it out, we already learned a song.  Ready? One, two, three, four... {Joey} Tequila!! {Phoebe} That\\'s fun. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Could you help me with something? {Phoebe} The patient I\\xc2\\x92m looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. {Phoebe} And umm, he\\xc2\\x92s like early to mid-thirties, very attractive. {Nurse} I think I know who you\\xc2\\x92re talking about. {Phoebe} Oh yay! Great! Okay, what room number is he in? {Nurse} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry, that information is restricted to hospital staff {Joey} Uh, she\\xc2\\x92s with me.  Dr. Drake Remoray. {Nurse} Dr. Drake who? {Joey} Remoray. It\\xc2\\x92s Portuguese. We need that information. I\\xc2\\x92m a doctor. {Nurse} A doctor at this hospital? {Joey} Damnit woman we\\xc2\\x92re losing precious time! Now do you want this man\\xc2\\x92s blood on your head? {Phoebe} Hands. {Joey} Hands! {Joey} It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. {Joey} He\\xc2\\x92s a patient of mine, I\\xc2\\x92ve been treating him for years! {Nurse} He\\xc2\\x92s in room 816. {Joey} 816, thank you! {Phoebe} Thank you. {Joey} And what is his name? {Phoebe} No! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Doug} Bing! Ho! And the Bing-ette! {Chandler} Honey, you remember my boss Doug right? {Monica} Yes, hi. {Doug} Hi. So good news, the divorce is final. I signed the papers this A.M. {Chandler} I didn\\xc2\\x92t know you and Carol were getting divorced, I\\xc2\\x92m sorry. {Doug} Sorry? Finally chewed my leg out of that bear trap. Hey, congratulations to you guys though! {Monica} No leg-chewing for us sir. {Doug} Oh well, give it time. {Doug} So the divorce, the marriage, we\\xc2\\x92ve got a lot to celebrate. {Doug} How about we all go out to dinner tomorrow night? {Doug} Tomorrow night it is then, I should be out of court by six. {Doug} They keep throwing these sexual harassment cases at me and I keep knocking them out of the park! {Monica} Okay, I\\xc2\\x92ll see you tomorrow! {Monica} Just so you know, we\\xc2\\x92re not seeing him tomorrow. {Monica} I-I cannot spend another evening with that man. {Monica} Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding? {Chandler} No. {Monica} That\\xc2\\x92s because he wasn\\xc2\\x92t invited because of the way he behaved at our engagement party. {Chandler} Oh yeah. Boy, urine cuts \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Mr. Tribbiani} Gotta go. I miss you too, I love you, but it\\'s getting real late now {Joey} Hey Ma. Listen, I made the appointment with Dr. Bazida, and... Excuse me?  Did you know this isn\\'t Ma? {Mr. Tribbiani} Her name\\'s Ronni. She\\'s a pet mortician. {Joey} Sure. So how long you been... {Mr. Tribbiani} Remember when you were a little kid, I used to take you to the navy yard and show you the big ships? {Joey} Since then?! {Mr. Tribbiani} No, it\\'s only been six years. {Mr. Tribbiani} I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you\\'d know that I wasn\\'t always such a terrible guy. {Mr. Tribbiani} ...Joe. {Mr. Tribbiani} Y\\'ever been in love? {Joey} ...I d\\'know. {Mr. Tribbiani} Then y\\'haven\\'t. You\\'re burning your tomatoes. {Joey} You\\'re one to talk. {Mr. Tribbiani} Joe, your dad\\'s in love big time. And the worst part of it is, it\\'s with two different women. {Joey} Oh man. Please tell me one of \\'em is Ma. {Mr. Tribbiani} Of course, course one of \\'em\\'s Ma. What\\'s the matter with you. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Lucky sixes.... {Rachel} Everybody, this is Paolo. Paolo, I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica. {Monica} Hi! {Rachel} And Joey.... {Monica} Hi! {Rachel} And Ross. {Monica} Hi! {Rachel} He doesn\\'t speak much English. {Rachel} Look at that! {Ross} So, um... where did Paolo come from? {Rachel} Oh... Italy, I think. {Ross} No, I mean tonight, in the building. Suddenly. Into our lives. {Rachel} Well, the cat... the cat turned out to be Paolo\\'s cat! {Ross} That, that is funny... .... and Rachel keeps touching him. {Phoebe} Alright. I looked all over the building and I couldn\\'t find the kitty anywhere. {Rachel} Oh, I found him. He was Paolo\\'s cat. {Phoebe} Ah! Well! There you go! Last to know again! And I\\'m guessing... since nobody told me... this is Paolo. {Rachel} Ah, Paolo, this is Phoebe. {Phoebe} You betcha! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Hi. Tag, I have a conference call today is that correct? {Tag} Yes, at 4:00. {Rachel} Okay, thank you. {Rachel} That\\xc2\\x92ll be all. {Rachel} Wait! {Rachel} Wait! {Rachel} Did you see that? {Rachel} That mail guy had no idea there was something going on between us. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} Ew! What is that? Something exploded! {Nurse} It\\'s just her water breaking. Calm down, will you? {Joey} Water breaking, what do you mean? What\\'s that, water breaking? {Nurse} Breathe, breathe, breathe. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Do you have any respect for your body? {Ross} Don\\'t you realise what you\\'re-you\\'re doing to yourself? {Chandler} Hey, y\\'know, I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease. {Chandler} The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it. {Rachel} Chandler? It\\'s Alan, he wants to speak to you. {Chandler} Really? {Chandler} He does? {Chandler} Hey, buddy, what\\'s up! {Chandler} Oh, she told you about that, huh. {Chandler} Well, yeah, I have one now and then. {Chandler} Well, yeah, now. {Chandler} Well, it\\'s not that big- ..well, that\\'s true,.. Gee, y\\'know, no-one- no-one\\'s ever put it like that before. {Chandler} Well, okay, thanks! {Rachel} God, he\\'s good. {Ross} If only he were a woman. {Rachel} Yeah. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Where you going, Joe? {Joey} For a walk. {Chandler} Oh. You mind if I join you? {Joey} Actually, that will be long. You know, I really need to organize    my thoughts. {Chandler} Your thoughts? Plural? {Joey} Allright, fine, I only have one thought! It\\'s about the hot nanny,    I gotta see her! {Chandler} I\\'m afraid I can\\'t let you do that, Joe. {Joey} Now YOU\\'RE telling me I can\\'t see her?? {Joey} You guys are killing me! {Joey} She\\'s forbidden fruit! {Joey} It\\'s like ... like she\\'s the princess and I\\'m the stable    boy ... Why are you doing this, huh? {Joey} Did Ross tell you not to let me go over    there? {Chandler} Yes, as a matter of fact he did, so I can\\'t let you go. {Joey} Huh. Interesting. Now there are obstacles. Hot nanny and me against    the world. This is the kind of stuff great novels are made of. {Chandler} Great novels? {Joey} Fine ... mediocre porn \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} All right. {Monica} The super couldn\\xc2\\x92t figure out what it did. {Monica} A $200 an hour electrician couldn\\xc2\\x92t figure out what it did. {Monica} I\\xc2\\x92ve had seven pretty serious shocks. {Monica} I officially give up. {Rachel} Thank God. {Monica} I guess Joey was right, it does nothing. {Phoebe} See? I\\xc2\\x92m doing it. I am totally doing it.  I lost it. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} I know it doesn\\'t make much sense {Chandler} Much {Joey} Look Chandler, it was instinct! Okay? I just went for it! {Chandler} So you risked your life, for a sandwich! {Joey} I know it sounds crazy, but Chandler this is  the greatest sandwich in the world! {Chandler} So you didn\\'t uh, choose Ross before me. {Joey} No! I would never do that! You-you\\'re like my brother! {Chandler} Really?! {Joey} Yeah! In fact, to prove how much you mean to me,  here. {Chandler} Thanks. {Joey} No, eh, oh-oi, easy, it\\'s not a hot dog! {Joey} How good is that? {Chandler} Oh-oi-ho, yeah! {Joey} See? {Joey} Oh-whoa-hey, dude, what are you doing?! {Chandler} I thought you were showing me how much you mean to me. {Joey} Yeah. With a bite!  Gee-e-e-eez! \",MIXED\\n\"{Joey} Hey-hey! Stanley! Hey-hey! You\\'re leading man is here! Let\\'s get to work. {Stanley} Umm, slight change of plans. We\\'ve shut down. {Joey} Wh-what?! Why?! {Stanley} It\\'s a money thing, we don\\'t have any. {Joey} You\\'re kidding right? {Stanley} No. {Joey} What?! {Stanley} It-it\\'s probably just temporary. We\\'re hoping to get some more money soon, so if could just uh, hang out. {Joey} Uh, hang out?! How long? {Stanley} I don\\'t know. {Stanley} A week? {Stanley} Maybe two? {Stanley} The money will turn up! {Stanley} People will always wanna invest in movies! {Stanley} Hey, you\\'re not rich are ya? {Joey} No! {Stanley} Eh, worth a shot.  Look Joey, let me know where you\\'re staying, okay? {The Grip} Hey pal, are you Joey Tribbiani? {Joey} Yeah. {The Grip} These got left for ya. {Joey} Thanks.   Congratulations on your big break. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Hey Monica, it\\'s Joey! {Monica} Hey Joey! Aww, you remembered even though you\\'re a big star! {Joey} Aw, come on! It\\'ll be years before I forget you! {Monica} Joey, what\\'s it like on a movie set, huh? {Monica} Do you have a dressing room? {Monica} Do you have a chair with your name on it? {Joey} Uh, well yeah-yeah, I\\'ve got all of that going on. {Joey} Yeah, listen uh, I want you to make sure you tell Chandler that he couldn\\'t have been more wrong! {Joey} Uh-oh! {Joey} I gotta go Monica, my uh, my sushi\\'s here! {Joey} Sorry about that. Thanks for waitin\\'. {Joey} Everybody smile!  Okay, thanks a lot! Enjoy your stay at \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} Ok, you can do this. {Phoebe} It\\'s just like pulling off a Band-aid. {Phoebe} Just do it really fast, and then the wound is exposed. {Chandler} Janice. Hi, Janice. Ok, here we go. I don\\'t think we should go out anymore. Janice. {Janice} All right. Well, there you go.  Stop it, stop it, stop it. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} Hey, Rach, how was work? {Rachel} Oh, great. Although I did sit down where there wasn\\xc2\\x92t a chair. {Monica} By the way, Ross dropped by a box of your stuff. {Rachel} Oh, well, I guess I had that one coming. {Rachel} I\\xc2\\x92m just gonna throw it out, it\\xc2\\x92s probably just a bunch of shampoo and... {Monica} Something wrong? {Rachel} No. Nothing. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joshua} Uhh, Rachel, my parents {Rachel} Ohh! It\\xc2\\x92s so nice to meet you.  Hello. {Mrs. Burgin} Hello. Well, Joshua, that $500 was for groceries. {Rachel} What? {Rachel} This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is not\\xc2\\x97that\\xc2\\x92s-that\\xc2\\x92s not what it is. {Rachel} See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually. {Rachel} It\\xc2\\x92s-it\\xc2\\x92s, they\\xc2\\x92re-they\\xc2\\x92re wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at {Mrs. Burgin} Maybe in L.A? {Rachel} Yes! {Joshua} There you go. {Mr. Burgin} So, have you kids eaten yet? {Rachel} Well, we were going to do that after\\xc2\\x97I mean umm, next. {Mr. Burgin} Well, we\\xc2\\x92re starving, why don\\xc2\\x92t we all go get something to eat? {Rachel} Oh, yeah, well\\xc2\\x85 Yeah, no use wasting this baby, just lyin\\xc2\\x92 around the house. {Mr. Burgin} So\\xc2\\x85 We go eat. {Rachel} Yes. {Mr. Burgin} You\\xc2\\x92ll wear that. We\\xc2\\x92ll be eating, and of course, you\\xc2\\x92ll be wearing that. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Hi. {Chandler} Hey.  Soaps? Shampoos? Are you really taking all this stuff? {Ross} Why not? It\\xc2\\x92s built into the price of the room. {Chandler} Yeah but you don\\xc2\\x92t need\\xc2\\x97\\xc2\\x97What is this? {Ross} Thread! {Chandler} Score! Where are the disposable cameras? {Ross} What disposable cameras? {Chandler} The cameras? Remember last night I told you to take them? {Ross} No you didn\\xc2\\x92t. {Chandler} Yes! Remember? Right before we cut the cake, I went up to you and I said {Ross} Oh-oh yeah, you-you came up to me and asked if I could do you a favor, and my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check. {Ross} And then you said, \"\"Why do they call it a check? {Ross} Why not a Yugoslavian?\"\" {Ross} Yeah, then you did that. {Chandler} So you don\\xc2\\x92t have the cameras?! {Ross} No. Sorry man. {Chandler} So? What? What? They\\xc2\\x92re gone! Monica\\xc2\\x92s gonna freak! {Ross} Well, I\\xc2\\x92m sure they\\xc2\\x92re still somewhere here in the hotel. I\\xc2\\x92ll-I\\xc2\\x92ll help you look for them. {Chandler} Great. {Ross} In-in three minutes. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} Okay, Ben, I won\\xc2\\x92t tell your daddy that you had ice cream for dinner, if you don\\xc2\\x92t tell about our little bonking incident. {Rachel} Monica, number one, I don\\xc2\\x92t think Ben understands the concept of bribery, and number two, I...   What?! {Joey} You said number two. {Rachel} I also said number one. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} Ohh. {Chandler} Okay, one thing at a time. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} Remember when you where a kid and your Mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon? {Rachel} You\\'re so pretty. {Phoebe} Hi! {All} Hey, Phoebe. {Phoebe} Hey, oh, you know that guy who\\'s been following me? I talked to him today. {Joey} You talked to him. Are you crazy? \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Okay look, don\\'t...don\\'t be mad okay? {Chandler} But after I unpacked the boxes I wanted to do something nice for you, so, I-I-I cleaned the apartment. {Chandler} So I moved everything around and then I forgot where it, where it went back and I\\'m sorry, I\\'m very sorry, I\\'m sorry, I\\'m sorry. {Monica} It\\'s okay. Chandler, are you afraid of me or something? {Chandler} Do you want me to be afraid of you? {Monica} Of course not. {Monica} I mean gosh, Chandler what you did, it\\'s, it\\'s a wonderful thing and I really appreciate it. {Monica} I know I have this weird thing where I want everything to be in the perfect place, but I\\'d never expect you to worry about that. {Chandler} Really? {Monica} Of course! {Chandler} Oh well you\\'re the best. You come here to me. {Monica} All right, hold on okay? First thing\\'s first.  Okay, now did Ross sit \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} No. {Phoebe} No! {Phoebe} Oh, would you look at that Monica? {Phoebe} I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad. {Monica} Okay, I\\xc2\\x92m next.  Don\\xc2\\x92t! Don\\xc2\\x92t start another game! I said I\\xc2\\x92m next! Phoebe! {Phoebe} Oh, I\\xc2\\x92m sorry. I didn\\xc2\\x92t hear you over all the winning. {Monica} Chandler! Phoebe\\xc2\\x92s hogging the game! \",MIXED\\n\"{Phoebe} So um, so what\\'s up, you came to see me yesterday. {Duncan} Oh, yeah, um, alright, I kinda need a divorce. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} What did you just say? {Chandler} You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight. {Monica} Are you serious?! {Chandler} Yes! I love you! I\\'ve never loved anybody as much as I love you. {Monica} I\\'ve never loved anybody as much as I love you. {Chandler} Okay, so if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it! {Chandler} What do you say? {Monica} Okay! {Chandler} Okay! Come on! Let\\'s go! All right! {Chandler} Okay! That\\'s a four! And where-where\\'s the other one? {Drunken Gambler} It went under the table. {Monica} Nobody move!  Okay, you look that way; I\\'ll look this way! {Chandler} Here it is! Here it is! {Monica} That could be a four or a five. It\\'s your call. {Chandler} It\\'s a four. {Monica} I think so too. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} So your dad dropped by. He\\xc2\\x92s a pleasant man! {Rachel} Oh no {Phoebe} I\\xc2\\x92d better go. (She goes and sits down in the {Rachel} Ross I\\xc2\\x92m so sorry. Okay. I-I will promise I will straighten this out with him tomorrow in person, or via e-mail. {Ross} I don\\xc2\\x92t care about your dad! I care about Mona! She was there and now she\\xc2\\x92s totally freaked out! {Rachel} Oh okay, I\\xc2\\x92ll fix that to. What\\xc2\\x92s her e-mail address? {Ross} Rachel! {Rachel} All right, I promise. I\\xc2\\x92ll fix this. I swear. I\\xc2\\x92ll-I\\xc2\\x92ll-I\\xc2\\x92ll-I\\xc2\\x92ll talk to her. {Ross} Okay! {Rachel} Okay. {Ross} Thank you! {Phoebe} That\\xc2\\x92s it?! {Phoebe} You call that a fight? {Phoebe} Come on! {Phoebe} \"\"We were on a break!\"\" {Phoebe} \"\"No we weren\\xc2\\x92t!\"\" {Phoebe} What happened to you two? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Well, thank you for lunch. {Rachel} What? Wait a minute, I didn\\xc2\\x92t pay, I thought you paid! {Chandler} So apparently we just don\\xc2\\x92t pay for food anymore.  Do you see what I see? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Gerston} Uh, like, could these margaritas {Santos} Hello, Mr. Bing. {Petrie} Loved your Stevie Wonder last night. {Chandler} Thanks. Listen, about the weekly numbers, I\\'m gonna need them on my desk {Santos} Sure. {Gerston} No problem. {Chandler} You have to give \\'em something, you know. {Chandler} Okay, now that was Gerston, Santos, and who\\'s the guy with the moustache? {Phoebe} Petrie. {Chandler} Petrie, right, right. Okay, some people gonna be working \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} Oh my God!!! What are you doing?!! {Joey} You said, you wanna come in for some lemonade? {Monica} So?! {Joey} Whoa, ah!! We\\xc2\\x92re you just gonna give me some lemonade? {Monica} Yeah huh!! Cover yourself up! {Joey} Oh right, right. {Monica} I don\\xc2\\x92t believe this! When someone asks you in for lemonade, and to you that means they wanna have sex? {Joey} Well usually...yeah! {Joey} Well, not just lemonade, iced tea, sometimes juice. {Joey} Well, sorry, I just, I thought you liked me. {Joey} I\\xc2\\x92m such a jerk. {Monica} It\\xc2\\x92s okay. I suppose it could happen to anyone, not anyone I know, but... By the way I can still see it. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Hello! {Ross} What\\'s this? {Ross} Oh right its that girl\\'s phone number. {Ross} Yeah-yeah, there it is, just a phone number a really hot girl gave me. {Ross} It\\'s no big deal, I mean it is her home phone number, but... Whoa! {Ross} Whoa-whoops, I almost lost this baby! {Ross} Yeah, the lovely Amanda gives me her number and I-I go and drop it. {Phoebe} Thank you. \",POSTIVE\\n{Tag} But I\\xc2\\x92m not gay. And I especially wouldn\\xc2\\x92t want you to think I was gay. ,POSTIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Hey! {All} Hi! Hey! {Rachel} Do you guys know any cute guys? {Chandler} Well, of course I do! My good friend Joey over here. {Joey} Oh, I\\xc2\\x92m sorry. Thank you Chandler. {Rachel} Anyway, there\\xc2\\x92s this big charity ball this weekend and Ralph Lauren bought a table, so I kinda have to go {Monica} What\\xc2\\x92s the charity? {Rachel} I don\\xc2\\x92t know, something either trees or disease\\xc2\\x97Ralph mumbles a lot. {Monica} Does Ralph mumble when you\\xc2\\x92re not paying attention? {Rachel} Yeah! It\\xc2\\x92s weird. But the thing is need to find a date. {Phoebe} Well, what kind of guy are you looking for? \",POSTIVE\\n{Rachel} Bye. ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} Y\\xc2\\x92know, maybe it\\xc2\\x92s best that we never got to do it again. {Chandler} Yeah, it kinda makes that-that one night special.  Y\\xc2\\x92know, technically we still {Monica} I\\xc2\\x92m gonna go to the bathroom, maybe I\\xc2\\x92ll see you there in a bit? {Chandler} \\xc2\\x91Kay! {Joey} Can I ask you something? {Chandler} Uhh, no. {Joey} Felicity and I, we\\xc2\\x92re watching {Chandler} No. {Joey} I mean, the giant is like five years younger than me, y\\xc2\\x92know, you think I\\xc2\\x92ll ever get there? {Chandler} Yes. {Joey} Thanks man. {Chandler} Okay man. {Joey} But what about how much taller he is than me? {Joey} I mean, there\\xc2\\x92s no way I can make myself taller now, y\\xc2\\x92know? {Joey} And who knows what science will come up with in the future, but Chandler, what if I die an unsuccessful, regular sized man? {Joey} Hey, Monica, wow you\\xc2\\x92ve been in the bathroom for like a half-hour. {Monica} I know! {Joey} Had the beef-tips, huh? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Bye-bye Julie. {Rachel} Hey. {Ross} Hey. {Rachel} Hey, c\\'mon, cut it out. {Ross} Hey? {Rachel} What? {Ross} Can I ask you somethin\\'? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} So it said that by the year 2030, there\\'ll be computers that can carry out the same number of functions as an actual human brain. {Ross} So theoretically we could download our thoughts and our memories into this computer... {Janine} ...and live forever as a machine! {Ross} That\\'s so Janine, you-you-you know what, do you know we\\'re doing right now? {Ross} You and I, we\\'re interfacing. {Janine} Yeah, I gotta go. {Chandler} Ba dum bumb cheshhh! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Emily} So what did he decide? Does your Uncle Nathan get an invite or not? {Ross} Ohh, God, nobody likes him, and he\\xc2\\x92s so cheap, he\\xc2\\x92d never fly to London in a million years. {Ross} Yeah, invite him? {Ross} Hey, did I do these neat enough? {Emily} Yeah, they\\xc2\\x92re fine. {Ross} Yeah? {Emily} If anyone asks, we\\xc2\\x92ll just say Ben addressed them.  Oh! So you invited Rachel then? {Ross} Sure. Why not? {Emily} Really? {Ross} Yeah? {Emily} I don\\xc2\\x92t think I\\xc2\\x92d be comfortable with any of my old lovers there. {Ross} Wait-wait-wait, do you, do you think, maybe we shouldn\\xc2\\x92t invite her? {Emily} Oh, no-no, y\\xc2\\x92know I absolutely adore Rachel it\\xc2\\x92s just that, well it might be a awkward for you. {Emily} But it\\xc2\\x92s absolutely your decision. {Emily} More tea? {Ross} Yeah sure. {Emily} Earl Grey? {Ross} Huh? Yeah, fine, invite whoever you want. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Yeah, it must\\xc2\\x92ve fallen out a few blocks back. I just figured we hit a dog. {Chandler} Okay. {Joey} Listen uh, could you put Kathy on, I wanna apologize. {Chandler} Oh yeah man.  Joey. {Kathy} Hey. {Kathy} Oh no it\\xc2\\x92s fine, don\\xc2\\x92t worry about it. {Kathy} Yeah-no, stop apologizing, it\\xc2\\x92s okay. {Kathy} I\\xc2\\x92ll talk to you tomorrow. {Kathy} I should uh, probably go. {Chandler} Yeah. Yes! Yeah. {Kathy} I forgot my purse. {Chandler} Oh. {Kathy} No, I really did forget my purse. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Nurse} This room\\xc2\\x92s available. {Rachel} Okay! {Rachel} Okay wait! {Rachel} You listen to me! {Rachel} You listen to me! {Rachel} Since I have been waiting four women, that\\xc2\\x92s four, one higher than the number of centimeters that I am dilated, have come and gone with their babies! {Rachel} I\\xc2\\x92m next! {Rachel} It\\xc2\\x92s my turn! {Rachel} It\\xc2\\x92s only fair! {Rachel} And if you bring in one woman and she has her baby before me I\\xc2\\x92m going to sue you! {Rachel} Not this hospital, I\\xc2\\x92m going to sue you! {Rachel} And my husband  he\\xc2\\x92s a lawyer! {Ross} Uh Rach {Rachel} Go get back on that case honey! {Nurse} I don\\xc2\\x92t think the next patient is very far along. {Rachel} Okay, well then bring her in. {Woman} OH\\xc2\\x85.MY\\xc2\\x85.GAWD!!! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Oh, I want to look too! . Yikes! {Monica} So do you think that these pictures\\xc2\\x97Are, are they trying to tell a story? {Rachel} Oh, yeah, sure. {Rachel} I mean, like in the case of this young woman, she has lost her clothes, so she rides naked on the horse, she\\xc2\\x92s crying out, \\xc2\\x91Where are they, where are they?\\xc2\\x92 {Monica} Well, she\\xc2\\x92s not going to find them lying in the grass like that. {Phoebe} Oh, yeah. Aw, remember the days when you used to go out to the barn, lift up your shirt, and bend over? {Monica} Yeah. {Rachel} You see, now, I would date this girl. {Rachel} She\\xc2\\x92s cute, she\\xc2\\x92s outdoorsy, you know, and she knows how to build a fire. {Rachel} I mean, that\\xc2\\x92s got to come in handy {Monica} Okay, I\\xc2\\x92ve got a question. If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be? {Rachel} I don\\xc2\\x92t know. {Monica} Me neither. {Phoebe} Rachel. {Monica} What?! {Phoebe} I don\\xc2\\x92t know.  Me neither. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Okay, look, I-I know what you guys are going to say {Phoebe} You two will have very hairy children. {Ross} Okay, I didn\\'t know you would say that. {Rachel} Ross! Janice?! {Joey} All right, hold on! {Joey} Hold on. {Joey} Hold on. {Joey} This is Ross, okay? {Joey} He\\'s our friend. {Joey} He obviously went crazy. {Joey} He obviously lost his mind. {Phoebe} So are you actually gonna see her again? {Joey} Phoebe! Don\\'t put ideas in his head! {Joey} Damnit Phoebe!! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} The reactor\\xc2\\x92s gonna blow in three seconds, we\\xc2\\x92re never gonna make it! {Phoebe} You\\xc2\\x92ve got to get out of here! Save yourself! {Joey} No! I won\\xc2\\x92t leave you! {Phoebe} Don\\xc2\\x92t worry about me, I\\xc2\\x92m a robot! I\\xc2\\x92m just a machine!! {Joey} No you\\xc2\\x92re not! Not to me! {Phoebe} Oh my God. {Joey} What? {Phoebe} I am {Joey} Yeah, you\\xc2\\x92re great! Okay, let\\xc2\\x92s take it from {Phoebe} No, I mean I was really acting my ass off. {Joey} Yeah, I thought I was pretty good too. {Phoebe} Oh yeah, you\\xc2\\x92re solid. Yeah, you\\xc2\\x92re just no me. {Joey} Y\\xc2\\x92know what? I think that\\xc2\\x92s enough for now. Yeah. I don\\xc2\\x92t want to be over rehearsed. {Phoebe} Fine! {Phoebe} I\\xc2\\x92ll do it without you! {Phoebe} I don\\xc2\\x92t need you or anybody else! {Phoebe} I\\xc2\\x92m gonna make it on my own! {Phoebe} You\\xc2\\x92ll see!! {Phoebe} You\\xc2\\x92ll \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Can I ask you something? Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you? {Joey} Is that why you wanted to tie my tie? {Ross} There\\xc2\\x92s this kid in my class who said he\\xc2\\x92s in love with me. {Joey} Whoa! {Rachel} Whoa what? {Joey} Ross has a boyfriend. {Ross} I do-I do {Rachel} Really? {Ross} Yeah! {Ross} I don\\xc2\\x92t know. {Ross} I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid. {Ross} What-what-what-what is it?! {Ross} Am I giving out some kind of\\xc2\\x85sexy professor vibe? {Rachel} Not right now. {Ross} It-it\\xc2\\x97The point is my natural charisma has made him fail his midterm. {Rachel} Oh, see now I feel bad for the kid! {Rachel} I had a crush on a teacher once and it was so hard! {Rachel} Y\\xc2\\x92know you\\xc2\\x97I couldn\\xc2\\x92t concentrate and I blushed every time he looked at me. {Rachel} I mean come on, you remember what\\xc2\\x92s it\\xc2\\x92s like to be 19 and in love. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} Hey guys check it out! My mom sent me the paper! {Phoebe} Ooh, let\\xc2\\x92s see it! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Oh my good God. {Monica} Hey! Continuing the countdown of your favorite meals. Tonight, No. 3, macaroni and cheese with cut up hot dogs. {Chandler} Look, you have done enough! Okay? You have to stop this now. {Monica} I will! But not tonight. For dinner music, I thought we could listen to that tape you made me. {Chandler} Oh, the mixed tape. {Monica} The Way You Look Tonight {Monica} You are just the sweetest. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Oh my God, oh my God! Poor Monica! {Chandler} What, what, what?! {Phoebe} What?! {Phoebe} He was with her when he wrote this poem. {Phoebe} Look,  \\'My vessel so empty with nothing inside. {Phoebe} Now that I\\'ve touched you, you seem emptier still.\\' {Phoebe} He thinks Monica is empty, she is the empty vase! {Phoebe} Oh, totally. Oh, God, oh, she seemed so happy too. {Joey} Done. \",NEGATIVE\\n{Monica} Let go! {Ross} No! You let go! {Ross} How come it\\xc2\\x92s always us left in the field holding the ball? {Monica} I don\\xc2\\x92t know. I guess the other people just don\\xc2\\x92t care enough. {Ross} Hey! It\\xc2\\x92s starting to snow. {Ross} Gimme the this! {Monica} Let go! ,NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Ben! {Chandler} Oh, that\\'s good. Maybe he\\'ll hear you and pull the cord. {Joey} Stop the bus! Wait! Wait! Wait! {Monica} Are you sure he didn\\'t break it because it really hurts? {Doctor} No, it\\'s just a good bone bruise. And, right here  is the puncture wound from your ring. {Ross} Oh, I\\'m sorry, I\\'m really sorry. {Ross} Sorry. {Ross} Sorry! {Ross} I got my s\\'s back! {Ross} Which we can celebrate later. {Ross} Celebrate. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Will you marry me? {Joey} It\\xc2\\x92s the big night! We wanted to wish you good luck! {Ross} Yeah, yeah you have the ring? {Chandler} Yeah, right here in my pocket.  Pheebs? {Phoebe} Oh! Oop! {Chandler} Okay, now will you guys get out of here? I want this is to be a surprise and she\\xc2\\x92s gonna know. {Ross} Yeah-yeah you guys. Get out of here! {Monica} Hi guys. {Chandler} You are beautiful. {Monica} Oh, thank you!   What\\xc2\\x92s going on? {Rachel} We\\xc2\\x92re just really\\xc2\\x85very excited about this charity event that we have to go to. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} I can\\xc2\\x92t believe her, y\\xc2\\x92know it\\xc2\\x92s just\\xc2\\x97it\\xc2\\x92s so typical. {Chandler} Now Monica, I know you\\xc2\\x92re upset, but don\\xc2\\x92t forget. {Chandler} There is going to be a wedding, you are going to throw the bouquet, and {Monica} Paris? {Chandler} We will take a moonlit walk on the Rue de la . {Monica} Keep talking. {Chandler} Then we will sprinkle rose pedals on the bed and make love. Not just because it\\xc2\\x92s romantic, but because I can! {Monica} I love you! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Get Out! {Charlie} Ross, can I talk to you for a minute? {Ross} Yes, please!  So, what\\'s going on? {Charlie} Uh, well... Joey and I broke up. {Ross} Oh my God, wh-what happened? {Charlie} Joey is a great guy, but we\\'re just... so different! I mean, during your speech he kept laughing at homo erectus! {Ross} I knew that was him! {Charlie} Anyway I just, uh, I think it\\'s for the best. {Ross} Hey, you ok? {Charlie} I guess. {Charlie} There was hum...  there was another reason that I thought it was time to end it with Joey. {Charlie} I started to realize that I was having feelings for someone  else. {Paleontologist} Ok Geller. Last day of the conference, you know what happens to the keynote speaker. {Ross} Oh, professor Clerk we\\'re kind of in the middle of a conversation, here. {Charlie} Yeah, can you guys just throw him in the pool later? {Professore Clerk} Or we could throw you both in {Ross} Ok, gentlemen! {Ross} Please! {Ross} Aren\\'t we a little old for this? {Ross} I mean, we\\'re scientists, right? {Ross} We\\'re academics. {Ross} And most importantly I... you-you will have to catch us first. {Ross} GO, GO, GO! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Hi there. How many, how many ah, did you sell? {Girl} I\\xc2\\x92m not gonna tell you! You\\xc2\\x92re the bad man who broke Sarah\\xc2\\x92s leg. {Ross} Hey now! That was an accident, okay. {Girl} You\\xc2\\x92re a big scrud. {Ross} What\\xc2\\x92s a scrud? {Girl} Why don\\xc2\\x92t you look in the mirror, scrud. {Ross} I don\\xc2\\x92t have too. I can just look at you. {Leader} All right girls, and man. Let\\xc2\\x92s see your final tallies.  Ohhhh, Debbie,  321 boxes of cookies,  Very nice. {Ross} Not nice enough. {Leader} Charla, 278. Sorry, dear, but still good. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Oh my God! That\\xc2\\x92s David! {Monica} David who? {Phoebe} David the scientist guy, David that I was in love with, David who went to Russia and broke my heart David! {David} Oh my God! {Phoebe} Oh, you say someone\\xc2\\x92s name enough, they turn around. {David} Phoebe? {Phoebe} David!  What-what are you doing here? Aren\\xc2\\x92t you supposed to be in Russia? {David} Yeah, I\\xc2\\x92m just, I\\xc2\\x92m just in town for a conference. Umm, {Phoebe} Well\\xc2\\x85 Yeah. You look great too. Did you get a haircut? {David} Yeah. Well I-I got like thirty of them. {Phoebe} Yeah. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} Okay, that\\'s, that\\'s enough. {Ross} Won\\'t you dance around with me. {Monica} A-ha!!! \",POSTIVE\\n{Carol} Ok. ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Ohhh! That is soo sweet! {Mark} Okay, okay look, I know I\\'m being Mr. Inappropriate today, but it\\'s just so tough, I mean see you walking around and I just wanna touch you and hold you, come on no one\\'s around, just, just kiss me. {Ross} All right that\\'s, that\\'s it!! Get off her! {Mark} What is going on? {Ross} What\\'s going on?!  That\\'s what\\'s going on!! {Rachel} Ross! {Ross} I have been down in your store for twenty minutes trying to get a tie! {Ross} What do I have to do to get some service?! {Ross} Hi Rach. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} Try feeding her again. {Rachel} I already fed her. {Monica} I know, that\\xe2\\x80\\x99s why I said again! {Phoebe} Alright you guys, we can\\xe2\\x80\\x99t turn on each other, Okay?\\xc2\\xa0  That\\xe2\\x80\\x99s just what she wants. {Chandler} Hey. \",NEGATIVE\\n{Man} I\\'m not your brother. {Phoebe/Waitress} What about my children Drake?! Huh!?  No!! No!! No! God! ,NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} Julie. {Rachel} What?! {Monica} Jody! {Rachel} You were with Julie? {Monica} Look, when it started I was just trying to be nice to her because she was my brother\\'s girlfriend. {Monica} And then, one thing led to another and, before I knew it, we were...shopping. {Rachel} Oh. Oh my God. {Monica} Honey, wait. We only did it once. It didn\\'t mean anything to me. {Rachel} Yeah, right.\\xc2\\xa0 Sure! {Monica} Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. {Monica} Look, I\\'m sorry, all right. {Monica} I never meant for you to find out! {Rachel} Oh, please, you wanted to get caught. {Monica} That is not true! {Rachel} Oh, so you just sort of happened to leave it in here? {Monica} Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid? {Rachel} Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Dr. Rhodes} Wait a minute, hold it.  Johnson! Will you come in here a moment? {Dr. Johnson} I\\'m with Hamilton! {Dr. Rhodes} He\\'s good with rear things, bring him in too. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Well, what? {Chandler} What? {Chandler} What is it? {Chandler} That she left you? {Chandler} That she likes women? {Chandler} That she left you for another woman that likes women? {Ross} Little louder, okay, I think there\\'s a man on the twelfth floor in a coma that didn\\'t quite hear you... {Chandler} Then what? {Ross} My first time with Carol was... {Joey} What? {Ross} It was my {Joey} With Carol?  Oh. {Chandler} So in your whole life, you\\'ve only been with one\\xc2\\x97\\xc2\\x97oh. {Joey} Whoah, boy, hockey was a big mistake! There was a whole bunch of stuff we could\\'ve done tonight! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Are you kidding? {Ross} Okay, look. {Ross} I-I studied evolution. {Ross} Remember, evolution? {Ross} Monkey into man? {Ross} Plus, I\\xc2\\x92m a doctor, and I had a monkey. {Ross} I\\xc2\\x92m Doctor Monkey! {Chandler} I\\xc2\\x92m not arguing with that. {Monica} All right, I\\xc2\\x92ve heard enough. I\\xc2\\x92ve made my decision. {Monica} You are both idiots. {Monica} The joke is not funny, and it\\xc2\\x92s offensive to women, and doctors, and monkeys! {Monica} You shouldn\\xc2\\x92t be arguing over who gets credit, you should be arguing over who gets blamed for inflicting this horrible joke upon the world! {Monica} Now let it go! {Monica} The joke sucks! {Ross} It\\xc2\\x92s your joke. {Chandler} Is not. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Doug} Bing! We\\xc2\\x92re all set for tonight, 8 o\\xc2\\x92clock. {Chandler} Oh uh, as it turns out, we can\\xc2\\x92t do it. Monica has to work. {Doug} Oh, my ex-wife didn\\xc2\\x92t work, unless you call turning into her mother work. Fine. Tomorrow night then. {Chandler} Oh uh well tomorrow\\xc2\\x92s no good for her either. {Doug} Oh? Why not? {Chandler} It\\xc2\\x92s the semi-finals\\xc2\\x85of her\\xc2\\x85botchy ball tournament. {Doug} What\\xc2\\x92s going on Bing? Does uh, your wife have a problem with me or something? {Chandler} Well now-now you\\xc2\\x92re just talking crazy. {Doug} So why can\\xc2\\x92t the three of us go out together? {Chandler} Because uh\\xc2\\x85we-we\\xc2\\x85we split up. Monica and I split up. Hold me. {Doug} Good God Bing I\\xc2\\x85well I can\\xc2\\x92t say I\\xc2\\x92m altogether surprised, I saw the way she looked at you, and there was no love there. {Doug} And the way she looked at me, pure lust. {Chandler} Y\\xc2\\x92know what would really help me through this tough time is choking something. Can I choke ya? {Doug} Bing my boy, we\\xc2\\x92re gonna get you over this. {Doug} Now here\\xc2\\x92s the plan, grab your coat, we\\xc2\\x92re going to a strip club. {Chandler} Oh no-no-no, Monica would freak.  But to hell with that bitch. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Hey! You guys! Check it out, check it out!  Guess which job I got. {Chandler} I don\\xc2\\x92t know, but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black. {Ross} What? {Chandler} Blue blazer back. He-he wants it back. {Rachel} But you-you said black. Why would he want his blue blazer black? {Chandler} Well, you-you know what I meant. {Monica} No, you messed it up. You\\xc2\\x92re stupid. {Chandler} So what job did you get Joe? {Joey} Oh, ah, tour guide at the museum. Yeah, Ross got it for me. {Rachel} Well, how can you be a tour guide, don\\xc2\\x92t you have to be a dinosaur expert or something? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why. {Phoebe} Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldn\\xc2\\x92t sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions. {Monica} Well, you-you coulda just turned the cushion over. {Phoebe} Yeah, I would\\xc2\\x92ve except I had a big spaghetti stain on the other side. {Monica} What?!?! {Phoebe} Okay, this is what I\\xc2\\x92m talking about, this. I-I need to live in a land where people can spill. {Monica} You can spill. In the sink. {Phoebe} Aw, honey it\\xc2\\x92s not your fault, y\\'know this is who you are, and I love you, and I want us to be friends, and if I keep living here I don\\xc2\\x92t see that happening. {Monica} I love you, too. {Phoebe} Aww, good.  What? {Monica} What? I\\xc2\\x92m just said. {Phoebe} No you\\xc2\\x92re not, you\\xc2\\x92re wondering which cushion it is. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} I am. {Rachel} Joey, what are you talking about? You\\xc2\\x92re a terrific actor. {Joey} You really think so? {Rachel} Ugh, how can you even ask that question?! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} And Tim I just wanna say, good luck here. \",NEUTRAL\\n{Man} Hi! {Phoebe} Hi. ,POSTIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Varrrrrroom! {Chandler} Hey! {Chandler} Watch it lady! {Chandler} Varrrrrrrrrrom! {Chandler} Hey-hey good lookin\\xc2\\x92! {Chandler} Varrrrrrrrroom. {Chandler} All right, I\\xc2\\x92ll leave. {Chandler} My bed\\xc2\\x92s so boring. \",MIXED\\n\"{Lydia} She\\'s not much of a phone person. {Joey} Yeah, so, uh, so, uh, what\\'s the deal with this father guy, I mean, if someone was havin\\' my baby somewhere, I\\'d wanna know about it, you know? {Lydia} Hey, Knick fan, am I interested in your views on fatherhood? Uh, no. {Joey} Ok, look, maybe I should just go. {Lydia} Maybe you should. {Joey} Good luck, and uh, take care, huh? {Joey} You know what the Celtics problem is? They let the players run the team. {Lydia} Oh, that is so not true. {Joey} Oh, it is. {Lydia} It isn\\'t. {Joey} It is. {Lydia} Isn\\'t! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} That\\'s great. {Chandler} Well, I\\'m gonna get another espresso. Can I get you another latte? {Janice} No, no, I\\'m still working on mine. {Chandler} That\\'s it? {Phoebe} Yeah, it was really hard. {Chandler} Oh, yeah, that hug looked pretty brutal. {Phoebe} Ok, you weren\\'t there. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Casey} Here you go. {Joey} Great! All right, so I\\xc2\\x92ll call you later. {Casey} Great! {Chandler} Hey-Hey-Hey! Who was that? {Joey} That would be Casey. We\\xc2\\x92re going out tonight. {Chandler} Goin\\xc2\\x92 out, huh? Wow! Wow!  So things didn\\xc2\\x92t work out with Kathy, huh? Bummer. {Joey} No, things are fine with Kathy. I\\xc2\\x92m having a late dinner with her tonight, right after my early dinner with Casey. {Chandler} What? {Joey} Yeah-yeah. And the craziest thing is that I just ate a whole pizza by myself! {Chandler} Wait! You\\xc2\\x92re going out with Kathy! {Joey} Yeah. Why are you getting so upset? {Chandler} Well, I\\xc2\\x92m upset\\xc2\\x97for you. I mean, having sex with an endless line of beautiful women must be very unfulfilling for you. {Joey} What is the big deal? It\\xc2\\x92s not like we\\xc2\\x92re exclusive. {Chandler} Look, Joey, Kathy is clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs. {Chandler} But Casey, I mean granted I only saw the back of her head, but I got this sense that she\\xc2\\x92s-she\\xc2\\x92s smart, and funny, and gets you. {Joey} You got all that from the back of her head? {Chandler} All right look, I think it\\xc2\\x92s time for you to settle down. Y\\'know? Make a choice, pick a lane. {Joey} Who\\xc2\\x92s Elaine? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Your parents\\xc2\\x92? {Joshua} Yeah, they\\xc2\\x92re out of town. {Rachel} Ohh. {Joshua} Yeah-yeah, it\\xc2\\x92s this {Rachel} Yeah that works. {Joshua} They-they-they can smell fear. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Are you seeing anybody right now? {Chandler} Og-ee-op, I\\xc2\\x92m not asking for me, I\\xc2\\x92m\\xc2\\x85 I mean\\xc2\\x85 No, I\\xc2\\x92m-I\\xc2\\x92m not gay, I\\xc2\\x92m not asking you out. {Chandler} I\\xc2\\x92m not-I\\xc2\\x92m not-I\\xc2\\x92m not gay! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Yeah, yeah, everybody\\'s here. Hey, everybody, say hi to Julie in New Mexico. {All} Hi, Julie! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} Hey! {Rachel} Hey! {Phoebe} Oh, is the play over? {Monica} Yeah. Where were you? {Hold Voice} Thank you for your patience, you\\xc2\\x92re the next caller. {Monica} You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy. {Phoebe} Nah. I kept myself busy. {Phoebe} Oh, okay, yeah.  I put your stuff in her room, and her stuff in your room. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} Ahh, no. {Rachel} Oh. {Ross} Are you jealous? {Rachel} Noo, I y\\'know I don\\'t see why she has to play with you, that\\'s all. {Rachel} I mean doesn\\'t she have any y\\'know other stripper moms friends of her own? {Ross} You are totally jealous. {Rachel} I\\'m not jealous. {Rachel} All right this is about, umm, people feeling certain things y\\'know about strippers. {Rachel} And y\\'know, and um, I... {Ross} Honey, I love you too. {Rachel} Ugh. Wait, wait, wait. {Ross} What? {Ross} Huh. {Rachel} Well, there\\'s a kiss that he won\\'t forget for a couple of hours, y\\'know. {Chandler} Yeah. Either that, or you just turned him on and sent him off to a stripper. \",MIXED\\n{Phoebe} Didn\\xc2\\x92t think so! ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Yeah, but what if it\\'s not? What if there    is a reason why we can\\'t have a baby? {Janice} Oh, Chandler, look. You and Monica are meant to have children.    I am sure it\\'s gonna be just fine. {Chandler} oh, oh, yeah, ok, thanks. {Chandler} I can\\'t believe    I didn\\'t even think of that. {Chandler} I guess I was just so worried about having to...    come here and do... \\'that\\'... {Janice} What, you can do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, but you    can\\'t do it at a doctor\\'s office? {Chandler} It was a \"\"Wendy\\'s!!    \"\" \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Oh yeah, sure. {Rachel} Okay, in about ten seconds you\\xc2\\x92re gonna see him kiss me. {Ross} And in about five seconds you\\xc2\\x92re gonna see why. {Rachel} Ross did I ever tell you about the time that I went backpacking through Western Europe? {Rachel} Okay, get ready to see some beggin\\xc2\\x92! {Phoebe} Oh, you came on to Ross! {Rachel} What?! {Ross} Now I\\xc2\\x92m so happy. {Rachel} What are you talking about?! {Monica} You used the Europe story! {Chandler} That\\xc2\\x92s the magic story you use when you wanna have sex! {Rachel} How do you know about that story?! {Joey} How do {Rachel} I heard it from my friend Irene who heard it from some guy! {Joey} Some guy!! {Rachel} No. No, she told me his name was Ken Adams. {Joey} Ken Adams!! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} Ancient Egypt, Mesopotamia, up to the Byzantine Empire. {Joey} Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! So, I walk in the door and make    the right \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} All right, there\\xc2\\x92s a nuclear holocaust, I\\xc2\\x92m the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me? {Monica} Enhh {Chandler} I\\xc2\\x92ve got canned goods. {Joey} Hey, you guys! Take a look at this!  Check this baby out, dug me a hole! {Chandler} Excellent hole, Joe. {Joey} Oh no! No!! My hole!! {Monica} Ow!! Ow!!! {Joey} What?! What?!! What is it?! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} OK, try this salmon mousse. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} Hey! You guys, I\\xc2\\x92m writing a holiday song for everyone. Do you want to hear it? {Rachel} Pheebs, that\\xc2\\x92s great! {Phoebe} Oh, yay! {Rachel} But y\\xc2\\x92know umm, Rachel doesn\\xc2\\x92t rhyme with draddle. {Phoebe} I know but it\\xc2\\x92s so hard! Nothing rhymes with your stupid name! {Joey} What are you talking about? Lots of things rhyme with Rachel. Bagel. Mail. Jail. Bail. Able. May-pole. {Phoebe} All good, thanks.  Do you maybe have a nickname have like a nickname that\\xc2\\x92s easier to rhyme? {Monica} Didn\\xc2\\x92t your dad used to call you Pumpkin? \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} I don\\xc2\\x92t know how any of these got opened?! {Joey} You opened them all? {Monica} I know! I know! I am a terrible person! I mean, Chandler is never going to trust me with anything ever again! {Joey} Oh hey! You got my parent\\xc2\\x92s gift! {Monica} Yeah. What is that? {Joey} Well, I don\\xc2\\x92t know. I think it does something to salami. {Monica} Hey! How\\xc2\\x92d it go? {Joey} Yeah. What-what did Tag say? {Rachel} Tag is not the father! And Joey knows now? {Joey} I do Rach. I do, and I so happy for you. {Rachel} Oh wow, you didn\\xc2\\x92t even try to unhook my bra! {Monica} So are you ever gonna tell whoever it is? {Rachel} No, I will. I\\xc2\\x92m just not up for it tonight. {Joey} Hey Rach listen, no matter what this guy says I want you to know you\\xc2\\x92re not gonna be alone in this. {Rachel} I\\xc2\\x92m not? {Joey} Listen I uh\\xc2\\x85  It\\xc2\\x92s a scary world out there especially if you\\xc2\\x92re a single mom. {Joey} Y\\xc2\\x92know, I always felt like you and I have this-this special bond. {Joey} So,  Rachel Green will you marry me? \",MIXED\\n\"{Jester} Uh, may I help you? {Monica} Yeah, I talked to you on the phone, I\\xc2\\x92m the lady that got stuck with the racecar bed. {Jester} Look, it\\xc2\\x92s like I told you, there\\xc2\\x92s nothing I can do. You signed for it, Monica Velula Geller. {Joey} All right, Jester man, look we wanna see the king. {Jester} Nobody sees the king! {Joey} Oh-ho-kay, I\\xc2\\x92m talking to the king. {Jester} Hey! You can\\xc2\\x92t go back there! {Janice} Oh my God. \",NEGATIVE\\n{Ross} ! ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Chandler!! You have the best taste in men! {Chandler} Well, like father, like son. {Rachel} Patrick and I had such a great time last night! I mean I think this could maybe turn into something serious. {Chandler} Really?! I-I thought you weren\\xc2\\x92t looking for something serious? I thought you were looking for some kind of a fling. {Rachel} Well, y\\'know, possibly.  You didn\\xc2\\x92t tell him that, though? Right? {Chandler} Ummmmmmmm, no. {Rachel} You told this guy that I was looking for a fling?! You don\\xc2\\x92t tell the guy that! {Rachel} Oh, between you telling him that I wanted to have a fling and me putting out on the first date\\xc2\\x97oh, he\\xc2\\x92s so gonna get the wrong idea. \",MIXED\\n\"{Chandler} Y\\xc2\\x92know you, really didn\\xc2\\x92t have to take me to the airport. {Janice} Oh please. {Janice} Every moment is precious. {Janice} Y\\xc2\\x92know? {Janice} Besides, somebody had to ride in that other taxi with the rest of your luggage, and your friends don\\xc2\\x92t really seem to care too much that you\\xc2\\x92re leaving. {Chandler} Well, we\\xc2\\x92re really not that close.  Okay, so I guess this is uh, good-bye then. {Janice} On no! No! It\\xc2\\x92s not good-bye, I\\xc2\\x92m not leaving until you get on that plane. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} Now, Mom, everything\\'s going fine, really. {Monica} Yeah, Ross is great. {Monica} He\\'s uh, he\\'s in a whole other place. {Monica} No, he\\'s gone. {Monica} No no, you don\\'t have to fly back, really. {Monica} What do you mean this might be your only chance? {Monica} Would you stop? {Monica} I\\'m only 26, I\\'m not even thinking about babies yet. {Chandler} Where have you been? {Joey} Oh, just had a baby. {Chandler} Mazel tov! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Mr. Waltham} Rachel, one of your customers seems to have left his billfold. A Joshua Bergen. {Rachel} Really? {Mr. Waltham} Will you call him? {Rachel} Yes! {Rachel} I will! {Rachel} Absolutely! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} Sorry I ah, I scared you in there. {Monica} Oh, that\\xc2\\x92s okay. By the way, I was just checking the shower massager. {Ross} Yeah. {Phoebe} Hey! {Monica} I tried to reach you at work. There\\xc2\\x92s....been a fire. {Phoebe} What?! Oh my...  Oh my God!! What happened?! {Ross} Well, we believe it originated here.  In the Aroma Room. {Phoebe} All right. Did everyone get out okay? {Monica} Well, the giraffe\\xc2\\x92s okay. And so is the pirate. {Phoebe} Ohh. What is this? {Ross} No Phoebe, don\\xc2\\x92t look! You don\\xc2\\x92t want to see what\\xc2\\x92s under there!! {Phoebe} Ohh, the-the Foster puppets! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} No! {Ross} For all I know, she\\xc2\\x92s trying to find me but couldn\\xc2\\x92t because I kept moving around. {Ross} No, from now on, I\\xc2\\x92m staying in one place. {Ross} Right here. {Monica} Well, it\\xc2\\x92s getting late. {Chandler} Yeah, we\\xc2\\x92re gonna go. {Ross} Actually, do you guys mind staying here for a while? {Monica} Ugh, y\\xc2\\x92know, umm we gotta get up early and catch that plane for New York. {Chandler} Yeah, it\\xc2\\x92s a very large plane. {Ross} That\\xc2\\x92s cool. {Chandler} But, we\\xc2\\x92ll stay here with you. {Ross} Thanks guys!  I really appreciate this, y\\xc2\\x92know, but you don\\xc2\\x92t have to rub my butt. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Well, I feel like a snack! {Monica} Do you want some shortbread? Eh that\\xc2\\x92s Scottish like you are. {Chandler} Oh no thanks. I don\\xc2\\x92t like {Ross} What?! {Chandler} Well it\\xc2\\x92s just my entire family was run out of Scotland by\\xc2\\x85Vikings. Anyway, lots of bad memories. {Ross} Oh well, it sounds to me like your family is ready to uh, rediscover its Scottish roots. {Monica} You can not play bagpipes at the wedding!! {Ross} How did you know about that?! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Oh we did, and you still have all your lamps. {Chandler} Oh, I didn\\'t factor in the room tax. {Ross} Oh dude, don\\'t worry about it, I found an unattended maid\\'s car.    We\\'re way ahead of the game. {Ross} Oh my god. {Chandler} What? {Ross} There\\'s something new in the bowl. {Chandler} Look, we have enough, just walk away. {Ross} No, but I want...I want the pinecones! {Chandler} There\\'s a forest right outside. {Ross} It\\'s not the same. {Chandler} Ok, go quick! {Ross} Thank you for a delightful stay. {Ross} Oh, my maple candy! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Student} Look, I just saw my best friends brains smeared across the canvas, that\\xc2\\x92s not gonna be me, not me. {Joey} Wow! That was good. That was... Tweezers? {Student} No. {Joey} Whoa. That was really good. {Student} Thanks, any suggestions? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Y\\xc2\\x92know, birds have a very good sense of direction, and I thought maybe they could help us find where the presents are hidden. {Chandler} Yes, if the presents are hidden south for the winter. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} Who is that?! {Chandler} Don\\xc2\\x92t worry, I\\xc2\\x92m brave! {Chandler} I am brave! {Chandler} I\\xc2\\x85I am brave! {Chandler} No-no-no-no!! {Chandler} Can you tell me who is there please? {Gary} Hi! {Monica} Hi. Do you know what time it is? {Gary} It\\xc2\\x92s candy time! My roommate says that they taste like little drops of heaven. {Monica} Oh please!  Did you hear that? Little drops of heaven. {Chandler} 4:00 A.M. {Gary} So, can I get some candy? {Chandler} I am sorry, but some of us have to {Monica} Umm, listen I am sorry, but I\\xc2\\x92ll put some out first thing in the morning. {Gary} Well okay, I\\xc2\\x92ll swing by later. Do you live in this building? {Monica} Um-hmm. {Gary} Mm! Seems like I would\\xc2\\x92ve remembered you! {Chandler} Mm! Night Gar\\xc2\\x92! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} So, you still don\\xc2\\x92t think I\\xc2\\x92m boyfriend material? {Monica} Huh? {Chandler} I saw you checking me out during the game last night. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Do you think they have yesterday\\'s daily news? {Monica} Why? {Phoebe} Just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right. {Monica} Oh my God. {Monica} Phoebe. {Monica} Don\\'t look now, but behind us is a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of depression. {Phoebe} Where?  Ooh, come to Momma. {Monica} He\\'s coming. Be cool, be cool, be cool. {Phoebe} We should do something. Whistle. {Monica} We are not going to whistle. {Phoebe} Come on, do it. {Monica} No! {Phoebe} Do it! {Monica} No! {Phoebe} Do it do it do it! {Monica} Woo-woo! {Phoebe} I can\\'t believe you did that! \",MIXED\\n\"{Ross} Hi, is uh, is Carol here? {Susan} No, she\\'s at a faculty meeting. {Ross} Oh, I uh, just came by to pick up my skull. Well, not mine, but... {Susan} Come in. {Ross} Thanks. Yeah, Carol borrowed it for a class, and I have to get it back to the museum. {Susan} What\\'s it look like? {Ross} Kinda like a big face without skin. {Susan} Yes, I\\'m familiar with the concept. We can just look for it. {Ross} Ok.  Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about bein\\' a lesbian. {Susan} Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don\\'t let you do it. {Ross} Hey, hey, Yertle the Turtle. A classic. {Susan} Actually, I\\'m reading it to the baby. {Ross} The uh, the baby that hasn\\'t been born yet? Wouldn\\'t that mean you\\'re... crazy? {Susan} What, you don\\'t think they can hear sounds in there? {Ross} You\\'re not serious, I mean, you really... you really talk to it? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Jade} Oh, Bob, he was nothing compared to you. I had to bite my lip to keep from screaming your name. {Chandler} Well, that makes me feel so good. {Jade} It was just so awkward and bumpy. {Ross} Bumpy? {Chandler} Well, maybe he had some kind of uh, new, cool style, that you\\'re not familiar with. {Chandler} And uh maybe you have to get used to it. {Jade} Well there really wasn\\'t much time to get used to it, you know what I mean? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} Shh! Get me out of here. {Rachel} Oh. {Joey} Ross! {Ross} What? {Joey} Come here, check this out! {Ross} What? Is it the comet? {Joey} No! No-no. Look, there\\xc2\\x92s a bug stuck in tar right here. {Ross} Joey come\\xc2\\x97I can\\xc2\\x92t believe\\xc2\\x97I bring you here to see the Bapstein-King comet, one of nature\\xc2\\x92s most spectacular phenomenon, and all you care about are bugs stuck in tar and-and some woman! {Joey} Y\\xc2\\x92know, there\\xc2\\x92s {Ross} Show me where? {Joey} Right-right up here. {Ross} Joey where\\xc2\\x92s the pipe that was holding the door open? {Joey} I don\\xc2\\x92t know!   Yeah, I do. {Ross} Joey! {Joey} What?! All right\\xc2\\x97Hey! Don\\xc2\\x92t look at me! You\\xc2\\x92re the one who wanted to come up and look for some stupid {Ross} It\\xc2\\x92s called the Bapstein-King comet, okay?  Hey! Hey! Bapstein was a very well respected astronomer! {Joey} Oh no! No! No! \",NEGATIVE\\n{Joey} Well I guess I should\\xc2\\x92ve thought about my wife and kids before I talked back to chef Geller! {Monica} Thanks. {Monica} Enough! {Joey} Lean lean lean ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Elizabeth} Doorknob? {Ross} Yeah, it kinda grows on you.  Actually, I wanted to finish talking to you about uh, spring vacation. {Elizabeth} Oh good. {Ross} Look, I\\xc2\\x85  Look, I\\xc2\\x92m having a great time with you and I just don\\xc2\\x92t want us to move to fast or put to much pressure on us. {Ross} So, I\\xc2\\x92m sorry I just don\\xc2\\x92t think we should go away together yet. {Ross} It\\xc2\\x92s-it\\xc2\\x92s too soon. {Elizabeth} Ross, I think you misunderstood what I was saying. I just wanted to tell you that I\\xc2\\x92m going to Florida for a couple weeks. {Ross} No. I think you misunderstood what {Elizabeth} You are so adorable. {Ross} That! Let\\xc2\\x92s talk about that. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} No you didn\\'t. You said you would, but you never did! {Chandler} Oh yeah! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Frank} Well, I don\\xc2\\x92t think this, y\\'know. {Phoebe} No, no, no, I wouldn\\xc2\\x92t do you myself, I mean that would be weird. {Phoebe} Yeah, no, I\\xc2\\x92ll get one of the other girls to do it. {Phoebe} Oh, this will be so much fun! {Phoebe} Hey! {Phoebe} Are you excited? {Frank} Yeah! Hey, do Monica and Rachel work there? \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Hey! {Monica} Hey! {Chandler} Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night! Oh no wait a minute that was you! {Monica} Hey, check me out, I\\xc2\\x92m a slut! {Chandler} So you uh, want to do something tonight? {Monica} Oh I can\\xc2\\x92t. Dr. Roger is coming over again. {Chandler} Oh. {Chandler} Oh right! {Chandler} Right! {Chandler} Because you\\xc2\\x92re still seeing him and uh, he\\xc2\\x92s a good guy. {Chandler} I mean, I remember a time when {Monica} Are you okay? {Chandler} Yeah! Totally! Totally, and you? {Monica} Great! It\\xc2\\x92s so amazing! I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I was {Chandler} I bet he can. {Monica} Y\\xc2\\x92know, I don\\xc2\\x92t have an appointment, but I sure could use a physical.  Are you sure you\\xc2\\x92re okay? {Chandler} Oh yeah! Yeah! Don\\xc2\\x92t worry about me, I\\xc2\\x92ll be fine! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Oh-oh! Okay, she\\xc2\\x92s kicking! {Chandler} Oh!  She\\xc2\\x92s growing inside you. {Rachel} Whoa!! {Chandler} Oh! {Rachel} Wow that was a big one. {Chandler} I think that\\xc2\\x92s the youngest girl ever to reject me. {Phoebe} Oh hey you guys! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! {Rachel} Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls? {Monica} Yeah, a lot. A lot, a lot! {Rachel} Ohh! And I\\xc2\\x92m one of them!! Wow! Oh, I just cannot believe this! I mean, Joey Tribbiani! {Monica} Well, y\\xc2\\x92know it\\xc2\\x92s none of my business, but aren\\xc2\\x92t you married? {Rachel} Yeah. Oh I just wish we could not be married for a little bit! Y\\xc2\\x92know I just wish we could be like on a break! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Hi Joey! What are you doing here? {Joey} Uhh, well I\\xc2\\x92ve got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt.  You got an extra one? {Rachel} Yeah, sure. Umm\\xc2\\x85here. {Joey} Great.  You got anything that\\xc2\\x92s not {Rachel} Yeah, I don\\xc2\\x92t think so Joe. {Joey} All right, I guess this will be fine. {Rachel} Hey, listen umm, what-what are you doing tonight? {Joey} Nothing, why? {Rachel} How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? I\\xc2\\x92ll pay. {Joey} Huh, Rach I got to say it\\xc2\\x92s gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude. {Rachel} I\\xc2\\x92m not asking you to go on a {Joey} Really? \\xc2\\x91Cause I could kinda use the money. {Rachel} Joey, just-just he-he\\xc2\\x92s new in town and I know he doesn\\xc2\\x92t have any guy friends. {Rachel} Just take him to like a ball game or something. {Rachel} I\\xc2\\x92ll really appreciate it. {Joey} Yeah, okay. {Rachel} Yeah? {Joey} Sure, no problem.  Ooh\\xc2\\x97Hey, donuts! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Can you people not see me?! {Rachel} So, will you talk to him? {Joey} I don\\xc2\\x92t know Rach. {Rachel} Oh, come on! I\\xc2\\x92ll give you ten free {Joey} One!  No ten! You said ten! You can\\xc2\\x92t take that back! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Danny} so we finally get to the top of the mountain and airhead here  forgets the camera! {Joey} Oh, y\\'know the same thing happened to me one time. {Chandler} When did that happen to you?! {Joey} Don\\'t you remember when we were jogging in the park and we saw that really pretty bird and wanted to take a picture\\xc2\\x97I didn\\'t have my camera! {Chandler} Oh yeah. First off all, chasing the Churo guy isn\\'t jogging. {Krista} Oh, this is so good  you have got to try it. {Danny} Oh, damn! I got it on my pants. {Krista} Here, I\\'ll get it. {Krista} We\\'d better take these pants off upstairs or that stain\\'s gonna set. {Danny} Yep.  I\\'m gonna wear these on our date tonight. {Rachel} Oh, great! {Chandler} Okay, bye!  Oh my God!! {Monica} That was unbelievable! {Joey} Yeah, wow, sorry Rach. {Chandler} I don\\'t believe they\\'re brother and sister. {Joey} They\\'re brother and sister!!! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Where\\xc2\\x92s Chandler? {Joey} Ah, he can\\xc2\\x92t make it, he said he had to his...  Whoa-oh! {Ginger} Joey? Joey Tribbiani? {Ginger} Joey I can see you okay? You\\xc2\\x92re hiding behind the coats. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Cecilia} Y\\xc2\\x92know what? It doesn\\xc2\\x92t matter! Because it is not true! {Joey} Okay. {Cecilia} And if it were true, how {Joey} Ms. Monroe\\xc2\\x85  Oh there you go. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Hey! Oh listen, I was just clearing some space for your stuff. {Rachel} Oh thanks, but listen, I was just at Monica\\xc2\\x92s and she and Chandler had a big fight and they\\xc2\\x92re not moving in. {Ross} What do you mean, they\\xc2\\x92re not moving in? They-they\\xc2\\x92re still moving in right? {Rachel} No-no, they just had a big blowout over what to do with my room. {Ross} What?! Over a stupid room! {Rachel} Yeah, I feel kinda bad for them, but I\\xc2\\x92m also really psyched \\xc2\\x91cause I don\\xc2\\x92t have to move in here! {Ross} Oh no, yeah no, that part\\xc2\\x92s great! \",MIXED\\n\"{Gary} Okay, you guys free tonight? {Ross} Yeah!! {Chandler} Tonight? You-you didn\\'t say it was going to be at nighttime. \",MIXED\\n\"{Phoebe} Crew guy. {Phoebe} Yeah. {Phoebe} Why have you been following me? {Phoebe} I mean, all week long everywhere I look there\\'s you. {Guy} You wouldn\\'t return my calls, you sent back my letters.... {Phoebe} What? {Guy} One more chance Ursula, please? {Joey} Okay. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Hey, anybody got a length of rope about six feet long with a little nouse at the end? {Monica} Honey, what\\xc2\\x92s the matter? {Chandler} I just saw Janice. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{The Singing Man} Morning\\xc2\\x92s here! Sunshine is here! The sky is clear, the morning\\xc2\\x92s here! The morning\\xc2\\x92s here! {Rachel} HEY!! Do you {The Singing Man} Oh come on! Morning\\xc2\\x92s here!  Morning\\xc2\\x92s here! The morning is here! Sunshine is here! {Rachel} I {Joey} Are you kidding? I love that guy!  Morning\\xc2\\x92s here! Morning is here\\xc2\\x97 {Rachel} Stop it! I will kill you. I hate the fact that my room is so small. {Monica} Hey, I have all the space I need. Just do what I did. {Rachel} Monica, you don\\xc2\\x92t even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor! {Monica} Y\\xc2\\x92know what? I am {Rachel} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry. I\\xc2\\x92m so sorry. {Monica} Okay. {Joey} See, this is a {Monica} Shut up! This place is a hole! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Okay, I\\xc2\\x92m gonna go get Frank. {Joey} So, we\\xc2\\x92re walking down the street and I turn to you and I say, \\xc2\\x93Hey, let\\xc2\\x92s go hang out at Totally Nude Nudes,\\xc2\\x94 remember? {Joey} And then, and then, you turn to me and say, \\xc2\\x93Nah, let\\xc2\\x92s just hang out at your place.\\xc2\\x94 Well, that was a nice move dumb ass. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Oh, ain\\'t this nice? It\\'s so quiet, I could just lie here all day. {Monica} I know {Rachel} Open your drapes! Open your drapes! {Chandler} I\\'m so glad we\\'ve got adjoining rooms! {Monica} The sun is out! {Chandler} Hey! Remember when I had corneas? {Monica} Ok listen, you go down to the pool and reserve the chairs, and I\\'ll get the magazines and the lotion. {Chandler} Ladies? Ross\\'s speech is in 45 minutes. {Ross} Walls are pretty thin, guys! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Rachel} What?! You got us evicted!! {Monica} I told you not to go down there! {Joey} Well he made Rachel cry! {Monica} Rachel always cries! {Rachel} That\\xc2\\x92s not true! {Monica} Now Joey, you go down there and you suck up to him. I mean you suck like you\\xc2\\x92ve never sucked before! {Joey} All right! I\\xc2\\x92ll try! But if I can\\xc2\\x92t, you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settled. {Rachel} Go!! {Joey} All right, all right, all right. {Joey} I mean I\\xc2\\x92ll have to check with him first, but I\\xc2\\x92ll think he\\xc2\\x92ll be cool with it. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Uh, tiny! {Chandler} We\\xc2\\x92re not even sure why we\\xc2\\x92re having it. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Oh! {Joey} Hey, somebody left their keys. {Joey} Ooohh, to a Porsche! {Joey} Hey Gunther, these yours? {Gunther} Yeah, that\\xc2\\x92s what I drive. I make four bucks an hour, I saved up for 350 years! {Joey} Na-uh!  Hey did anybody lose their keys? {Monica} Joey, why don\\xc2\\x92t you put them in the lost and found? {Joey} There\\xc2\\x92s a lost and found?  My shoe! {Chandler} You left a shoe here?! {Joey} Well, I didn\\xc2\\x92t realize until I got home. {Joey} I wasn\\xc2\\x92t gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe! {Joey} I\\xc2\\x92m gonna go find that guy\\xc2\\x92s car and leave a note on the windshield. {Chandler} Oh good, when he comes back for his keys, I\\xc2\\x92ll be sure to give him your shoe. {Joey} Great! Thanks. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} Let\\'s see. {Monica} Congress is debating a new deficit reduction bill... the mayor wants to raise subway fares again... the high today was forty-five... and- oh, teams played sports. {Phoebe} What about Glen? He could be a Glen. {Monica} Nah... not-not special enough. {Phoebe} Ooh! How about Agamemnon? {Monica} Waaay too special. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Okay, it\\'s a typical New York City apartment. Two girls are just hanging out. {Monica} Hi, how are you doing Kelly? {Rachel} I\\'m doing just fine! God, Tiffany, you smell so great! {Monica} It\\'s my new perfume. Why don\\'t you come closer where you can {Rachel} Oh, y\\'know Joey, you are sick! {Monica} This is disgusting! {Rachel} I\\'m not reading this! {Joey} What?! Wait-wait-wait! The handsome man was about to enter!! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} Hey! {Monica} I can\\xc2\\x92t believe this is taking so long. How are you doing? {Rachel} Oh not bad. Do you know that feeling when you\\xc2\\x92re trying to blow a Saint Bernard out your ass? {Chandler} Weirdest thing. Did I hear\\xc2\\x97\\xc2\\x97Mother of God it\\xc2\\x92s true! {Janice} Chandler Bing! {Joey} Janice {Ross} Not just Janice, Janice in labor, contracting and everything. {Janice} Oh, this should be easy. I have a very wide pelvis. You remember Chandler. {Chandler} Janice I didn\\xc2\\x92t even know you were pregnant! Who\\xc2\\x92s the unwitting human who\\xc2\\x92s essence you\\xc2\\x92ve stolen? {Janice} It\\xc2\\x92s you. This is yours. {Chandler} What?! {Janice} Look how nervous he gets! We haven\\xc2\\x92t slept together in years! {Chandler} That\\xc2\\x92s funny. Does it-does it hurt? Does the labor hurt? \",MIXED\\n\"{Joey} Hey! {Monica} Hey-hey. {Joey} So are guys doing okay? {Chandler} Yeah, we talked and Monica made me see that I over reacted a little bit and some things in life are more important. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} Would you ever be a surrogate for anyone? {Rachel} It depends on who asked. {Monica} What if I asked? {Rachel} Oh, Mon, sure. {Monica} Really? {Rachel} Yes.  You\\xc2\\x92re not asking are you? {Monica} No. {Rachel} Yes! Totally! {Kathy} Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} Yes, I made it! {Ross} I\\xc2\\x92m on time! {Ross} Okay, why don\\xc2\\x92t we all uh,  open our books to page 23. {Ross} Where\\xc2\\x85  Where you will see\\xc2\\x85a uh\\xc2\\x85a bunch of uh\\xc2\\x85red spots. {Ross} Okay,  umm, why don\\xc2\\x92t, why don\\xc2\\x92t you all start to read, while I\\xc2\\x97 \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} Ok, when you walk in the museum, take the right, that\\'s the antiquities    wing. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} Hey Rach, wanna hear the new song I\\'m thinkin\\' of singing this afternoon? I wrote it this morning in the shower. {Rachel} Ok. {Terry} Uh, Rachel, sweetheart, could I see ya for a minute? {Rachel} What\\'s up? {Terry} F.Y.I.. {Terry} I\\'ve decided to pay a professional musician to play in here on Sunday afternoons. {Terry} Her name is Stephanie... something. {Terry} She\\'s supposed to be very good. {Rachel} But what about Phoebe? {Terry} Rachel, it\\'s not that your friend is bad, it\\'s that she\\'s so bad, she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain and swirl it around. {Rachel} Ok, ok, so you\\'re not a fan, but I mean, come on, you cannot do this to her. {Terry} Uh... {Rachel} Oh, no no no no. Oh no no no no. I have to do this to her? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} You see that guy? He\\xc2\\x92s in classics now, but y\\'know as soon as we leave he\\xc2\\x92s going straight to the porn. {Richard} He\\xc2\\x92s gonna go up to the counter with {Monica} Yeah. {Richard} I missed this. {Monica} Me too. {Richard} So, you wanna get a hamburger or something? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Hi Pheebs! {Phoebe} Hi! {Rachel} How are ya? {Phoebe} Good. {Rachel} Umm Pheebs, remember when we were in the coffee house we decided that I was going to keep the uh, the cute guy\\xc2\\x92s cell phone? {Phoebe} Yeah. {Rachel} And remember how I said I was going to keep it in my purse so that if it rang I could just pick it up? {Phoebe} Yeah! {Rachel} And do you remember going into my purse and stealing the phone?! {Phoebe} Ooh, now you lost me. {Rachel} You stole the phone! {Phoebe} No I didn\\xc2\\x92t! {Rachel} No? So you\\xc2\\x92re saying that if I called it, it wouldn\\xc2\\x92t ring? {Phoebe} No. Umm, okay. But while you dial, let me show you the features of my new ringing handbag.  Oh, it does work! {Rachel} Phoebe! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Uh Mr. Morse, can I speak to you for a moment? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} ....and 12, 22, 18, four...  What? {Chandler} I spelled out boobies. {Monica} Ross, but me down for another box of the mint treasures, okay. Where, where are the mint treasures? {Ross} Ah, we\\xc2\\x92re out. I sold them all. {Monica} What? {Monica} No. {Monica} No, just, just, just a couple more boxes. {Monica} It-it-it\\xc2\\x92s no big deal, all right, I\\xc2\\x92m-I\\xc2\\x92m cool. {Monica} You gotta help me out with a couple more boxes! {Ross} Mon, look at yourself. You have cookie on your neck. {Monica} Oh God! {Chandler} So, how many have you sold so far? {Ross} Check this out. Five hundred and seventeen boxes! {Chandler} Oh my God, how did you do that? {Ross} Okay, the other night I was leaving the museum just as \\xc2\\x91Laser Floyd\\xc2\\x92 was letting out of the planetarium, without even trying I sold 50 boxes! {Ross} That\\xc2\\x92s when it occurred to me, the key to my success, \\xc2\\x91the munchies.\\xc2\\x92 So I ah, started hitting the NYU dorms around midnight. {Ross} I am selling cookies by the case. {Ross} They call me: \\'Cookie Dude!\\' {Rachel} Okay, stop what you\\xc2\\x92re doing, I need envelope stuffers, I need stamp lickers..... {Ross} Well hey, who did these resumes for ya? {Chandler} Me! On my computer. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{A Student} What\\xc2\\x92s happening to your accent? {Ross} Come again? {Ross} What\\xc2\\x92s-what\\xc2\\x92s this nonsense? {Ross} All right, I\\xc2\\x92m-I\\xc2\\x92m not English. {Ross} I\\xc2\\x92m from Long Island. {Ross} I was really nervous and the accent just uh, just came out. {Ross} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry. {Ross} So, if we could just get back to the lecture. {Ross} Umm, were there any questions? {Ross} About paleontology. {Ross} All right, look I was just trying to make a good first impression. {Ross} Obviously, I screwed up. {Ross} But what you guys think of me is really important because I\\xc2\\x92m-I\\xc2\\x92m hoping to get a permanent job here. {Ross} So if you just give me another chance to make a good impression {Rachel} Ross!! Are you crazy?! I am {Ross} Well, hello Rachel! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} And there\\'s a country called Argentinaaaa,    it\\'s a place I\\'ve never seeeeen. {Phoebe} But I\\'m told for fifty pesos you can buy a    human spleen. {Phoebe} Human spleeeen. {Phoebe} Ol\\xc3\\xa9! {Monica} What are you doing here! {Phoebe} Well, you said that you had customers lined up in the street,    so I am here to entertain! {Monica} Great! {Phoebe} Yeah! {Phoebe} It really has been great too, you know, some of this people    must have seen me play before because they were requesting a bunch of my songs! {Phoebe} Yeah, \"\"You suck\"\" and \"\"shut up and go home\"\". {Monica} Listen Phoebe... {Phoebe} Yeah. {Monica} You know how much I love listening to your music, you know,    but... {Phoebe} But what? {Monica} This is kind of a classy place. {Phoebe} Ok, say no more. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Yeah. You won\\'t be able to take it. {Chandler} So uh, now that little Chandler turned out to be a girl, what are they gonna name her? {Phoebe} They\\'re gonna call her Chandler. {Chandler} That\\'s kind of a masculine name, don\\'t you think? {Phoebe} Works on you. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Sarah} So that\\xc2\\x92s two boxes of the Holiday Macaroons. On behalf of the Brown Birds of America, I salute you. {Ross} Just admit it Chandler, you have no backhand. {Chandler} Excuse me little one, I have a very solid backhand. {Ross} Shielding your face and shrieking like a girl... is not a backhand. {Chandler} I was shrieking... like a Marine. {Ross} All right here. Watch me execute the three \\xc2\\x91P\\xc2\\x92s of championship play. Power.  Precision.  and penache. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Man that was great! Huh? Can you believe how long we threw that ball around? {Rachel} Yeah, it is amazing it lasted that long. {Ross} I know. My arm is killing me. {Rachel} No, I meant with the dropper over here. {Chandler} Y\\'know, how did I get this reputation as a dropper? Okay? I\\'m \",NEUTRAL\\n{Joey} Mmmm. Good. ,POSTIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Drum roll. {Chandler} Okay. Okay. All right. Help! Am I a Mark, or a John? {Joey} Nah, you\\xc2\\x92re not tall enough to be a Mark, but you might make a good Barney. {Chandler} All right look, am I serious, okay? Tomorrow at 3:30 I am going down to the courthouse. {Phoebe} You\\xc2\\x92re actually going through with this? {Chandler} Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. {Chandler} Okay, it\\xc2\\x92s probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women\\xc2\\x85 So, as of 4 o\\xc2\\x92clock tomorrow, I\\xc2\\x92m either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson. {Phoebe} You got problems because of you! {Phoebe} Not your name! {Phoebe} All right, this has got to stop! {Phoebe} Chandler is a great name! {Phoebe} In fact\\xc2\\x97yes,  I\\xc2\\x92m, I\\xc2\\x92m sorry. {Phoebe} I know you really wanted me to name the baby Joey, but eh, so, I\\xc2\\x92m-I\\xc2\\x92m, I\\xc2\\x92m gonna, I\\xc2\\x92m gonna name the baby Chandler. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Host} Welcome everybody, welcome to Amazing Discoveries! {Phoebe} Oh, oh! It\\'s on again! {Joey} You guys, can we please not watch this all right. {All} Shhhh! {Host} Folks, has this ever happened to you. {Host} You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk,  and these darn cartons are so flingin\\'-flangin\\' hard to open. {Joey} Oh, you said it Mike.  Aw! There\\'s got to be a better way! {Mike} And there is Kevin. {Joey} Can we please turn this off? {Rachel} Noo way, Kevin. {Mike} There is a revolutionary new product that guarantees that you\\'ll never have to open up milk cartons again. Meet the Milk Master 2000. {Ross} Are you intrigued? {Chandler} You\\'re flingin\\'-flangin\\' right I am! {Mike} Keep in mind, he\\'s never used this product before, you\\'re gonna see how easy this is to do. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} Hey. {Ross} Hey. {Joey} Look, I understand if you came by to hit me, I deserve it. {Ross} No, I don\\xc2\\x92t want to hit you. {Joey} Oh what then? Kick me? {Ross} No. {Joey} What do I do? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Jill} It\\xc2\\x92s yours! {Rachel} Yeah well, I\\xc2\\x92m-I\\xc2\\x92m a slut. {Jill} Me too. {Ross} Hi Jill! {Jill} Hey! {Ross} Hi . {Rachel} Rachel. {Ross} Rachel! Well, you-you\\xc2\\x92re not at home, you\\xc2\\x92re-you\\xc2\\x92re-you\\xc2\\x92re right here. {Rachel} Yeah I know, and I bet you thought it would be weird. But it\\xc2\\x92s not! {Ross} Okay. So well I\\xc2\\x92ll umm,  I\\xc2\\x92ll have her home by midnight. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Um, that\\'s it. {Phoebe} No. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chip} ...and then Zana, just let one rip!! {Monica} Look, not that I enjoy talking about people who I went to high school with, \\xc2\\x91cause I do, but umm, maybe we could talk about something else? {Monica} Like you, I don\\xc2\\x92t even know where you work? \",MIXED\\n\"{Monica} What, Phoebe, did you whip the potatoes? Ross needs lumps! {Phoebe} Oh, I\\'m sorry, oh, I just, I thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions. {Monica} Why would we do that? {Phoebe} Well, \\'cause then they\\'d be like my mom used to make them, you know, before she died. {Monica} Ok, three kinds of potatoes coming up. {Rachel} Ok, good-bye you guys. Thanks for everything.  Oh, sorry! Oh, sorry! {Chandler} The most unbelievable thing has happened. Underdog has just gotten away. {Joey} The balloon? {Chandler} No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon. It\\'s all over the news. Right before he reached {Rachel} I can\\'t, I gotta go. {Chandler} Come on. An 80-foot inflatable dog let loose over the city. How often does that happen? {Phoebe} Almost never. {Monica} Got the keys? {Rachel} Ok. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Y\\xc2\\x92know, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you don\\xc2\\x92t get all upset. {Ross} All the time? {Joey} All the time! \",NEGATIVE\\n{Phoebe} What\\xc2\\x92s that smell? {Joey} I know! ,NEGATIVE\\n{Rachel} Pheebs? {Phoebe} Yeah? ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} Chandler. {Chandler} Hi. {Frank} Hi. {Phoebe} Joey. {Joey} Hey-hey! {Frank} Hey. {Phoebe} This is Monica. {Frank} Whoa! {Phoebe} And this is Rachel. {Rachel} Hi! {Frank} Whoa!! {Phoebe} I\\xc2\\x92m gonna get coffee. {Frank} Hey, how do you guys get anything done? {Chandler} We don\\xc2\\x92t, really. {Rachel} Well, so, now, do you guys have a lot of big plans? {Phoebe} Oh yeah! Yeah, no, we\\xc2\\x92re gonna connect, y\\'know bond, and everything. {Frank} Yeah, I was thinking that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars. {Frank} And, oh, um, my friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker. {Chandler} You know, we don\\xc2\\x92t really take advantage of living in the city. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Ok, Paulo, why don\\'t you just go get dressed, and then you be on your way, ok, bye-bye. {Monica} Rachel, how did this happen? {Rachel} I don\\'t know, I just kinda ran into him last night. {Phoebe} Where? {Rachel} At his apartment. Is this juice? {Joey} Whoa, whoa. And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe? {Rachel} Oh God, I know I\\'m a pathetic loser. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Whazzup?? {Chandler} Seriously dude, 3 years ago. {Ross} Listen, can you do me a favor? {Ross} I\\'m gonna be out today. {Ross} Can you    just keep an eye on Joey, make sure nothing happens between him and Molly? {Chandler} You don\\'t trust him? \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} But um, I don\\xc2\\x92t think it\\xc2\\x92s anything serious. {Chandler} This sounds like a hernia. You have to\\xc2\\x97you-you\\xc2\\x97Go to the doctor! {Joey} No way! {Joey} \\xc2\\x91Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything it\\xc2\\x92s gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! {Joey} Why did I have to start working out again? {Joey} Damn you 15s! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Hey, Pheebs? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} Oh, hey, Mon, do you still have your like old blouses and dresses from high school? {Monica} Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why? {Phoebe} Well, it\\xc2\\x92s just that maternity clothes are so expensive. {Monica} Hey, Rach! I made a pile of your stuff over on this side of the room. If you could just\\xc2\\x85\\xc2\\x85throw your purses at it. {Rachel} Bloomingdale\\xc2\\x92s {Monica} Oh my God, are you out of a job? {Rachel} No, but they stuck me in personal shopping. Which is just a \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} You kissed another woman! {Chandler} Call it even?! {Monica} Okay! {Ross} Well, I\\xc2\\x92m gonna go get these  in some water. {Phoebe} Wait you stole those from these people\\xc2\\x92s wedding? {Ross} No-no, I took them from the hotel lobby. {Ross} Yeah, they think they can charge me for some dirty movie and a bag of Mashuga nuts, they got another think coming. {Ross} Hey! {Ross} My sweater! {Ross} I\\xc2\\x92ve been looking for this for like a month! {Phoebe} Oh my God!! {Joey} Oh my God! \",MIXED\\n{Monica} Hey. Call me when you get there. Okay? {Rachel} Okay. ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} So honey, this morning was fun, huh? Me hopping in on you in the shower there. {Carol} Yeah! And maybe someday we could get a place with two bathrooms. {Ross} Look Carol umm, I was, I was thinking maybe uh, maybe we can spice things up a little. {Carol} What do you mean? {Ross} Carol our sex life is\\xc2\\x97it\\xc2\\x92s just not working {Ross} Hey there little fella! {Ross} Hey, uh-hey, why don\\xc2\\x92t we get some shoes on ya, huh? {Ross} Hey, why don\\xc2\\x92t you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room! {Ross} Yay! {Ben} Yay! {Ross} Yay! {Ross} Seriously, our sex life\\xc2\\x85 I was thinking, maybe I don\\xc2\\x92t know, we could try some-some new things. {Ross} For fun? {Carol} Like what? {Ross} Well I don\\xc2\\x92t know umm,  what if we were too tie each other up? {Ross} Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. {Ross} Nah! {Ross} Umm, y\\xc2\\x92know we-we could try dirty talk? {Ross} Umm, we could, we could have a threesome. {Carol} I love that idea! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} And they knew about it? {Phoebe} Okay, well Ross, what is this really about? {Ross} Look, this is my home and I want to be able to come and go whenever I want! {Phoebe} Okay, I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. I just don\\xc2\\x92t know what the big deal is! {Ross} The big deal is I don\\xc2\\x92t want naked, greasy strangers in my apartment when I want to kick back with a puzzle\\xc2\\x97beer! Cold beer. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Well, not much has changed in the last five minutes. {Monica} Yes it has! I made cookies! {Phoebe} Oh that\\xc2\\x92s all right. I\\xc2\\x92m still full from your homemade potato chips. {Monica} But you should eat them now because they\\xc2\\x92re hot from the oven. {Phoebe} Okay. {Monica} Oh-ho! But not in here! Can\\xc2\\x92t eat \\xc2\\x91em in bed, remember? No crumbies! {Phoebe} Okay, I\\xc2\\x92ll be out in a second. {Monica} Okay! {Monica} What are you doing? {Phoebe} That doesn\\xc2\\x92t lock does it? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Hello! One marriage please! {Monica} Yep, we wanna get married! {Monica} All right. {Chandler} Dum! Dum-dum-dum! Dum! Dum! Dum! Dum-dum-dum! {Monica} What are you doing? {Chandler} Oh, that\\'s {Monica} No, only because that\\'s the graduation song. {Chandler} Okay!  This is it!  We\\'re gonna get married! {Monica} Are you sure you wanna do this? {Ross} Well, hello, Mrs. Ross! {Rachel} Well, hello, Mr. Rachel! {Rachel} Wait!  Okay! \",POSTIVE\\n{Phoebe} Oh. {Monica} Y\\'know those are a delicacy in India. ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} ...DUMB, DRUNKEN, BITCH!!!   Thank you, thanks. {Ross} Hey, here\\xc2\\x92s a question; where did you guys get the finest oak East of the Mississippi? {Chandler} Uh-huh, first you tell us where you got the prettiest lace in all the land. {Ross} I\\xc2\\x92m reading your ad. {Joey} Looks good, uh? {Ross} Yeah. {Chandler} Stunning entertainment center. Fine,  fine Italian craftsmanship. {Phoebe} Oh my God, you guys are selling the entertainment center? {Rachel} Why? I love that thing. {Chandler} You want it? {Phoebe and Rachel} Oh no. {Chandler} Ahh, Gepeto, $5,000 dollars? Are you insane? {Joey} Hey, the ad alone cost 300 bucks! {Chandler} All right look, I\\xc2\\x92m changing it to 50 bucks, or your best offer. {Joey} What kind of profit is that?! And you call yourself an accountant. {Chandler} Nooo. {Joey} Oh. What do you do? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Oh my God, what happened? {Janice} Oh. God, crazy Chandler. He spun me...off...the...bed! {Rachel} Wow! Spinning that sounds like fun. {Janice} Oh,  I wish. No, you know he was just trying Ross\\'s Hug and Roll thing. {Rachel} Ross\\'s what? {Janice} You know what, where he hugs you and kinda rolls you away and... Oh... my....God. \",MIXED\\n\"{Chandler} Here we go. Okay, brace yourselves. {Monica} What? {Rachel} Okay. {Monica} Ow! {Phoebe} Aren\\xc2\\x92t you gonna go? {Rachel} No. Thank you. {Monica} No, Rachel never pees in public restrooms. {Rachel} Well, they never have any paper in there y\\'know. So my rule is \\xc2\\x91no tissue, no tuschy.\\xc2\\x92  Well, if everybody\\xc2\\x92s going. {Phoebe} No, y\\'know what don\\xc2\\x92t close it  \\xc2\\x91cause the... keys...are in there. {Chandler} Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no!! {Joey} What\\xc2\\x92s going on? {Chandler} My lighter\\xc2\\x92s in there! \",NEUTRAL\\n{The Director} Action! ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} No! No! Phoebe, come on! I don\\xc2\\x92t want to switch! Please come on! I can throw wet paper towels here! {Phoebe} No but at Monica\\xc2\\x92s you can eat cookies over the sink! {Rachel} I know. I\\xc2\\x92m sorry. {Phoebe} All right fine! This looks like so much fun. {Joey} Yeah. {Phoebe} God, what a mess. \",NEGATIVE\\n{Ross} Hi. ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} Hey! {Rachel} Hi Pheebs! {Phoebe} Are you moving out? {Rachel} No, these aren\\'t all my suitcases.  This one\\'s Paolo\\'s. {Phoebe} Um, um, Rachel can we talk for a sec? {Rachel} Well, sure...just a sec, though, \\'cause Paolo\\'s on his way over. {Phoebe} Oh!  Ok, um, ok, um, {Rachel} Oh, Pheebs, Pheebs... {Phoebe} Ok, um,  we haven\\'t known each other for that long a time, and, um, there are three things that you should know about me. {Phoebe} One, my friends are the most important thing in my life, two, I never lie, and three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world. {Rachel} Ok, thanks Pheebs  Oh my God, why have I never tasted these before?! {Phoebe} Oh, I don\\'t make them a lot because I don\\'t think it\\'s fair to the other cookies {Rachel} All right, well, you\\'re right, these are the best oatmeal cookies I\\'ve ever had. {Phoebe} Which proves that I never lie. {Rachel} I guess you don\\'t. {Phoebe} Paolo made a pass at me. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} Hi. {Monica} Hi! {All} Hey! {Joey} Uh, Pheebs, about your mom... {Phoebe} Yeah? {Joey} How\\xc2\\x92s that going? {Phoebe} So great. Oh, we took a nap today and my Mom fell asleep on my tummy and purred. {Joey} That\\xc2\\x92s so sweet.  I\\xc2\\x92m gonna get some coffee. {Monica} Huh? What\\xc2\\x92d ya say Joe? I\\xc2\\x92ll be right there. {Rachel} Pheebs... {Phoebe} I just feel so, uhh..... {Rachel} All right!! {Chandler} I\\xc2\\x92m coming already!! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Chandler} As bad as that went, I actually enjoyed myself. I think that I\\xc2\\x92m going to apologize for all of the stupid things I do. {Monica} Why don\\xc2\\x92t you just stop doing stupid things? Then you wouldn\\xc2\\x92t have to apologize. {Chandler} I would really love it if I could do both. {Monica} All right, I\\xc2\\x85I have to ask. {Chandler} What? {Monica} Are you gonna break up with me if I get fat again? {Chandler} What?! {Monica} Well, you broke up with Julie Grath! How much weight could she have gained? {Chandler} A hundred and forty-five pounds. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Oh yeah, that looks good. {Phoebe} You guys make a {Joey} Yeah, we look great together. {Chandler} Okay. {Monica} Wow! Imagine what our kids would look like! {Joey} Y\\xc2\\x92know, we don\\xc2\\x92t have to imagine. {Chandler} I\\xc2\\x92m marrying her. {Joey} We\\xc2\\x92ll just see. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} Look at it! Ohhh! Wallpaper\\xc2\\x92s a little faded, that\\xc2\\x92s okay. Carpet\\xc2\\x92s a little loose. Hardwood floors!! {Phoebe} Hey! {Chandler} Hello. {Phoebe} Oh! Ooh! Oh Monica! It\\xc2\\x92s so beautiful. {Monica} I know!!! {Phoebe} So, I\\xc2\\x92m here, ready to play. {Monica} Okay. {Phoebe} I brought a bunch of stuff for the house, so check it out. Ha-ha. {Monica} What\\xc2\\x92s this? {Phoebe} That\\xc2\\x92s a dog, every house should have a dog. {Monica} Not one that can pee on the roof. {Phoebe} Well, maybe it\\xc2\\x92s so big because the house was built on radioactive waste. {Chandler} And is this in case the house sneezes? {Phoebe} No, no, that\\xc2\\x92s the ghost for the attic. {Monica} I don\\xc2\\x92t want a ghost. {Phoebe} Well, nobody wants a ghost. But you\\xc2\\x92ve got one, because the house is sitting on an ancient Indian burial ground. {Ross} Wait a minute, the house was built on radioactive waste, and an ancient Indian burial ground? That would never happen. {Phoebe} Okay, obviously you don\\xc2\\x92t know much about the U.S. government. {Rachel} Hey! {All} Hello. {Rachel} I need to talk to you! {Ross} Sure, what\\xc2\\x92s up? \",POSTIVE\\n{Ben} Oh damnit! {Rachel} No! Don\\xc2\\x92t say that! Don\\xc2\\x92t say that! {Ben} Damn it! {Rachel} No don\\xc2\\x92t! Go back to repeating! {Ben} Damn it! {Rachel} Oh crap! {Ben} Oh crap! ,MIXED\\n\"{Phoebe} Hi. {Duncan} Phoebe! {Phoebe} Ta-da. {Duncan} Hey. {Phoebe} Hi. {Duncan} Ahh, look at you, you look great. {Phoebe} Do I? Thank you, so do you. {Duncan} Thanks. {Phoebe} Sparkly. {Phoebe} So, wow, this is pretty wonerful, huh. {Phoebe} Mr. major capades guy. {Phoebe} I, I remember when you were just, like, King Friday in Mr. Roger\\'s Ice is Nice. {Duncan} You always said I\\'d make it. {Phoebe} Yeah, well, ya know, I\\'m kind of spooky that way. Wooo. {Duncan} I missed you.  I\\'m gonna get changed. {Phoebe} OK. {Duncan} Um, now. Phoebs. {Phoebe} Oh, right, OK. Ole. {Duncan} What? {Phoebe} Um, the matador.  Ole, ha ha ha. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Um uh\\xc2\\x85We\\xc2\\x92re-we\\xc2\\x92re just having this baby together but uh, uh that\\xc2\\x92s all. {Janice} Why?!! {Ross} Uh well umm\\xc2\\x85we\\xc2\\x92re just not in that place, y\\xc2\\x92know? But we\\xc2\\x92re very excited about this. {Janice} Oh. Well then shut me up. {Rachel} Just tell me how. {Janice} Uh-oh, I feel another one coming. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Morning! Hey, how\\xc2\\x92s my favorite genius and my little robot buddy?! {Wayne} Don\\xc2\\x92t touch him! {Joey} Okay! {Joey} All right. {Joey} Umm, all right Wayne, level with me. {Joey} I-I keep hearing all these rumors that I might get fired. {Joey} Okay, they even have actors coming in to read for my part! {Joey} Come on man, you-you got to give me a second chance! {Joey} I mean, I love-I love this little guy! {Joey} Ah-ah!! {Joey} Okay, that\\xc2\\x92s why you didn\\xc2\\x92t want me to touch him right? {Joey} Here you go! {Joey} Okay? {Joey} Stupid! {Joey} I can\\xc2\\x92t believe it! {Joey} God! {Joey} Hey, how you doin\\xc2\\x92? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Carol} Ok, and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before his naps or he won\\'t sleep. {Ross} Carol, we\\'ve been through this before, ok? {Ross} We have a good time. {Ross} We laugh, we play. {Ross} It\\'s like we\\'re father and son. {Susan} Honey, relax. Ross is great with him.  Don\\'t look so surprised. I\\'m a lovely person. {Rachel} Oh, this is so cute. {Susan} Oh, I got that for him. {Ross} My mommies love me. That\\'s clever. {Monica} Hello? {Monica} Oh, Hi, Ju\\xc2\\x97\\xc2\\x97Hi, Jew! {Monica} Uh huh? {Monica} Uh huh? {Monica} Ok.  Um, sure, that\\'d be great. {Monica} See ya then. {Monica} Bye. {Rachel} Did you just say Hi, Jew? {Monica} Yes. Uh, yes, I did. That was my friend, Eddie Moskowitz. Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Check out the ring. {Rachel} Nice! One and a half carat easy. {Phoebe} Hi. {Ross} Hey-hey Pheebs! {Ross} Chandler\\xc2\\x92s gonna ask Monica to marry him! {Phoebe} Oh I know, I helped pick out the ring. {Ross} You told her before you told us? {Chandler} Well, she walked in when I was looking at the ring brochures. You can understand that, right?  Guys? Guys? \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} Yeah well next thing you know, he\\xc2\\x92ll be telling you that your high heels are good for his posture! {Phoebe} There is nothing wrong with Jake! Okay? He is all man! I\\xc2\\x92m thinking even more than you. {Joey} Oh yeah, he looked like a real lumberjack in those pink lacys. {Phoebe} I\\xc2\\x92m just saying that only a man completely secure with his masculinity could walk around in women\\xc2\\x92s underwear! {Phoebe} I don\\xc2\\x92t think you could ever do that. {Joey} Hey! I {Phoebe} Okay, whatever. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Oh, Joey! Sorry! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Oh my, oh my God! {Rachel} Aw, it\\xc2\\x92s unbelievable! {Rachel} Wow! {Rachel} She is kicking so much! {Rachel} Oh, she\\xc2\\x92s like umm\\xc2\\x85oh\\xc2\\x85who\\xc2\\x92s that kind of annoying girl soccer player? {Joey} Mia Hamm? {Rachel} Mia Hamm! {Joey} Oh that\\xc2\\x92s amazing. {Rachel} Oh-oh!! One hand on the sheet Joe! {Joey} Whoa-hey-oh! Sorry! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Chip} Hey Monica, it\\xc2\\x92s Chip. {Monica} Yes. {Ross} Who\\xc2\\x92s Chip? {Monica} Shhh! {Chip} Good runnin\\xc2\\x92 into you at the bank today, so ah, here\\xc2\\x92s my number, 555-9323. Give me a call. Later. {Monica} Chip, is Chip Matthews. {Ross} The guy who took Rachel to the prom? Why is he calling you? {Monica} \\xc2\\x91Cause I ran into him at the bank, he is still soo cute. {Ross} Monica, you\\xc2\\x92re so lucky! He\\xc2\\x92s like the most popular guy in school!! {Monica} I know!!   Chip? Hi! It\\xc2\\x92s Monica.  \\xc2\\x91Kay.  \\xc2\\x91Kay.  Okay.  Okay, good-bye.  Oh my God, we just had {Ross} I was just leaving. {Rachel} Good! \\xc2\\x91Cause I\\xc2\\x92ve got a product report to read, it\\xc2\\x92s like eight pages, I hope I don\\xc2\\x92t fall asleep. {Ross} Why? Did you write it? {Rachel} Wow! Look at that, Chip Matthews called. I wonder what he wants? {Ross} Well ah, actually... \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} Let\\xc2\\x92s get the show on it! {Rachel} Okay, let me just get a cup of coffee. {Monica} Oh Rachel, I know the best coffee house and it\\xc2\\x92s sooo close. {Rachel} Closer than here? {Phoebe} Oh, hey, look, I found coffee!  Okay, let\\xc2\\x92s skedaddle. {Rachel} Wait, I\\xc2\\x92m not just gonna drink somebody\\xc2\\x92s old coffee. {Phoebe} Okay, your highness. {Phoebe} Um, Rachel I\\xc2\\x92m really sorry.  That\\xc2\\x92s okay, do you wanna get back together?  Yeah, okay.  Did anyone else hear that?! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Honey, I was wondering.... {Ross} Hmm? {Rachel} Do you still have that, um, Navy uniform? {Ross} Nooo, I had to return it to the costume place. {Rachel} Hmm. {Ross} I think I have an old band uniform from high school. {Rachel} You remember not having sex in high school, right? {Ross} Yeah. {Rachel} Well honey, what about you? {Ross} What? {Rachel} I mean do you have any fun, you know, fantasy type things? {Ross} No. {Rachel} Come on you gotta have one! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} There\\'s twelve bucks I\\'ll never see again! {Rachel} All right honey, we\\'d better go if we wanna catch that movie. {Monica} Bye! {All} Bye! {Phoebe} Bye Chandler!   I miss you already. {Chandler} Okay, did you see that?! With the inappropriate and the pinching!! {Monica} Actually, I did! {Chandler} Okay, so now do you believe that she\\'s attracted to me? {Monica} Ohhh, oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us! {Chandler} Are you serious? {Monica} Phoebe knows and she\\'s just trying to freak us out! That\\'s the only explanation for it! {Chandler} Okay but what about y\\'know my pinchable butt and my bulging biceps\\xc2\\x97She knows! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Dr. Rhodes} First of all, it\\'s on your ass. {Ross} Well then, what is it?! \",NEGATIVE\\n{Ross} Ah! Ah! I forgot my jacket! {Ross} You tell them to wait! {Rachel} Okay. Wait! Wait! {Ross} Emily. {Ross} Oh no-no-no! Oh-no!  No! No! Emily! ,NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Monica! {Monica} She\\xc2\\x92s sleeping. {Chandler} I know, just quick-quick question, quick question. Which one was {Monica} Deep Impact {Chandler} Sorry, I just\\xc2\\x85can\\xc2\\x92t sleep. {Chandler} Ooh! {Chandler} Where is that book that you are reading with the two women who were ice-skating and wearing, wearing those hats with the flowers on it? {Chandler} Because every time I look at that cover I\\xc2\\x92m like {Monica} It is in the living room where there is also a light! And no one will kick you in the shin. \",NEGATIVE\\n{Rachel} Thank you. {Joey} If I can\\xc2\\x92t have it you can\\xc2\\x92t have it! ,NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} It\\xc2\\x92s actually going to be just family. {Janice} Oh\\xc2\\x85wait\\xc2\\x85you two think of me as family?! Oh, I have to ask you something now and be honest; do you want me to sing \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} What difference does that make?! {Joey} Well, I\\'m just\\xc2\\x97if the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and she won\\'t know the difference! {Rachel} Joey, do you have a minute? {Ross} Dude, what am I gonna {Joey} Uh, Rachel\\'s here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out. {Rachel} Oh, Joey, I have such a problem! {Joey} Oh well, you\\'re timing couldn\\'t be better. I am putting out fires all over the place. {Rachel} Okay. Okay. Okay. Joey, I have {Joey} What-what is it, what is it? {Rachel} Oh my God, it\\'s so huge, but you just have to promise me that you cannot tell anyone. {Joey} Oh no, no-no-no-no! I don\\'t want to know! {Rachel} Yes! Yes! Yes, you do want to know! This is unbelievable! {Joey} I don\\'t care, Rach! Look, I am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets but can\\'t tell anyone! {Rachel} What? What secrets? You know secrets? What are they? {Joey} And you\\'re not supposed to be gossiping!! {Rachel} I know, I know! I just can\\'t keep this one in, so I pick up the phone {Joey} I\\'m not listening to you! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} Ow! {Richard} Really?! Well, it\\xc2\\x92s just like everyone else\\xc2\\x92s apartment. It\\xc2\\x92s got rooms, walls, and ceilings. {Richard\\xc2\\x92s Date} Well, I just wanted to see where you lived. Now, give me the tour. {Monica} Oh my God! Oh my God! {Richard} Ah well, this is the living room. {Richard} All right. This is the kitchen. {Richard} The bedroom. Well it\\xc2\\x92s pretty much your typical...  bedroom. {Richard\\xc2\\x92s Date} We\\xc2\\x92re still on this side of the door. {Joey} Ha-ha {Richard\\xc2\\x92s Date} Yeah, but I didn\\xc2\\x92t get to see it. {Richard} Oh shoot! Maybe next time.  Thanks for a lovely evening. {Monica} So um, who was she? {Richard} Oh,  that was the blind date that I told you about, she called and switched it to today. {Monica} Did you like her? And I\\xc2\\x92m just asking as a friend, because I am totally fine with this. {Richard} Well, you seem fine. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} How we doing, you guys ready? {Monica} Mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears are not my best feature? {Ross} Some days it\\'s all I can think about. {Phoebe} Hi, sorry I\\'m late, I couldn\\'t find my bearings. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} Chandler, we still haven\\xc2\\x92t gotten an RSVP from your dad. {Chandler} Oh! Right. Umm, maybe that\\xc2\\x92s because I didn\\xc2\\x92t send him an invitation. {Monica} Chandler! He\\xc2\\x92s your father.  he should be at the wedding. {Chandler} I don\\xc2\\x92t even know the man. Okay? We\\xc2\\x92re not that close. I haven\\xc2\\x92t seen him in years. {Monica} Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasn\\xc2\\x92t even asked?! {Chandler} It\\xc2\\x92s not like we run in the same circles. {Chandler} I hang out with you guys, and he stars in a drag show in Vegas. {Phoebe} Ooh, I think I wanna trade circles. {Chandler} Nobody is gonna be staring at the bride when the father of the groom is wearing a back-less dress. {Monica} So what! As long as he\\xc2\\x92s not wearing a white dress and a veil I don\\xc2\\x92t care. {Phoebe} Okay, I think I need to do some shopping. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Charlie} And then, and then you said that thing about, about bringing the Mesozoic era in the 21st century. {Ross} Yeah, that\\'s it? {Charlie} Yeah. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Oh, that is so unfortunate. {Ross} What? {Phoebe} Cute naked guy is really starting to put on weight. {Monica} Okay, I\\xc2\\x92ll be back in just a minute. Oh, Phoebe I\\xc2\\x92m sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone. {Phoebe} You didn\\xc2\\x92t leave lipstick marks on the phone. {Monica} Oh, then it must\\xc2\\x92ve been you. Bye. {Phoebe} Bye-bye!  That\\xc2\\x92s why I moved out. {Ross} Hey, y\\'know while we\\xc2\\x92re on that, when are you gonna tell my sister that you don\\xc2\\x92t live here anymore. {Phoebe} I think on some levels she already knows. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Ross-Ross-Ross-Ross! Stay away from that guy , and that guy . And that one\\xc2\\x97Dude! They\\xc2\\x92re all huge! {Ross} They don\\xc2\\x92t look any bigger than me! {Joey} Well, maybe that\\xc2\\x92s because you\\xc2\\x92re closer to you. So you look bigger to you from where you are. {Emily} I\\xc2\\x92m just going to say hi to the lads. All right? {Ross} All right. {Emily} Okay. {Phoebe} Hi. {Phoebe} Whoa!  I kinda liked it. {Ross} Okay, I know what I have to do. I\\xc2\\x92ve got to go Red Ross.  Y\\xc2\\x92know, Red Ross! {Joey} I totally don\\xc2\\x92t know what you\\xc2\\x92re talking about. {Ross} Come on! The time we were all waiting in line for \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{TV Announcer} Pete Becker is circling the ring now. It looks like, he\\xc2\\x92s just trying to feel him out. Oh, Bruiser is just... {Chandler} Run! Run you crazy, rich freak! {Rachel} Oh, I can\\xc2\\x92t watch this. {Joey} Check it out, he\\xc2\\x92s winning!  Pete\\xc2\\x92s winning! {Monica} Really?! {Joey} No-o-o!! {TV Announcer} Uh-oh, Bruiser has Becker on the canvas and is going for his favourite area. {All} Oh! Oh! {Phoebe} Wait, if that\\xc2\\x92s his favourite area, why is he being so mean to it? {Ross} Well, this is ironic. {Ross} Of your last two boyfriends, Richard didn\\xc2\\x92t want to have kids, and from the looks of it, now Pete can\\xc2\\x92t. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} Oh, god help us. {Joey} What? {Monica} Ugly Naked Guy\\'s laying kitchen tile. Eww! {Joey} Eww! Look, I\\'m asking a favor here. If I do this for her brother, maybe Angela will come back to me. {Joey} I know, but, I made a huge mistake. I never should have broken up with her. Will you help me? Please? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Ross! {The Casting Director} Okay, Raymond, Joey you\\'re up. {Joey} Hi! {The Casting Director} Okay, uh well, let\\'s try one. Whenever you guys are ready. {Joey} Uh-oh. {The Casting Director} Is there a problem? {Joey} Well this is noodle soup and uh, I\\'ve been working with tomato. {Joey} But that\\'s okay, no problem. {Joey} No problem. {Joey} Hmm, noodle soup. {The Casting Director} Y\\'know, that\\'s-that\\'s fine, but the line is, \"\"Hmm, soup.\"\" {Joey} Oh, what did I say? {The Casting Director} Hmm, noodle soup. {Joey} How\\'s that different?  Oh! Yeah! {The Casting Director} All right, let\\'s try one. {Joey} Hmm, noodle soup. {The Casting Director} Okay. Let\\'s do it again. {Joey} Okay. {Joey} Hmm, soup.  I mean, noodle soup. I mean soup! {Raymond} COME ON!!!! {The Casting Director} Y\\'know what? We need to move on. {Joey} No! No! I-I can do it one more time! See? Look!  Hmm, noodle soup. Damnit! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} Oh my God Stu! I-I can\\xc2\\x92t believe you did this! Now are you absolutely sure she\\xc2\\x92s a hooker? {Stu} Either that or she\\xc2\\x92s just the best, most expensive date I ever had. \",NEGATIVE\\n{Rachel} Oh yes! Thank you very much!  Oh that\\xc2\\x92s-that\\xc2\\x92s actually how the French drink it. ,POSTIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Ohh, here you are. I was looking for you before. Joshua\\xc2\\x92s gone so you and Emily are free to go. {Ross} That\\xc2\\x92s okay. {Ross} She\\xc2\\x92s still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, it\\xc2\\x92s too late to do any of the things I had planned, so \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} Rach? {Rachel} I\\xc2\\x92ll be out in a second. {Phoebe} Oh.  It\\xc2\\x92s just so unexpected! I\\xc2\\x85I uh\\xc2\\x85Boy I\\xc2\\x92ll tell you it\\xc2\\x92s just such an honor to be nominated for a {Rachel} Honey, we have to go. Our reservations are at 8:00. {Phoebe} in Reservations at 8:00 by Neil Simon.  Thank-thank you Neil. Thank you for the words. {Rachel} Okay honey, you can finish this later we\\xc2\\x92re gonna be late. We gotta go. {Phoebe} Please, don\\xc2\\x92t play the music. Just uh one more. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{David} Well, I was probably going to do it at some point. {Chandler} I didn\\'t mean {David} It\\'s brilliant! {David} Goodbye Mike, we\\'ll see you at the wedding, fella! {David} well, we probably won\\'t invite you to the wedding... {David} Thank you, Chandler. {David} Sincerely. {Chandler} Well, you\\'re welcome! Glad I could help. {Chandler} David, I\\'m pretending to \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} The waiter carried the breadsticks in his pants! {Allesandro} Well, you said that we except the {Monica} All right, that I\\xc2\\x92ll retract. {Monica} But I stand by my review, I know food and that wasn\\xc2\\x92t it. {Monica} You\\xc2\\x92re marinara sauce tasted like tomato juice! {Monica} You should serve it with vodka and a piece of celery. {Allesandro} Hey! I\\xc2\\x92m proud of that sauce, it\\xc2\\x92s delicious. {Monica} Oh my God! You own an Italian restaurant and you think that tastes good?! Where are you even from? {Allesandro} Lebanon. {Monica} Hand me those tomatoes, I\\xc2\\x92m gonna show you what it should taste like! Come on, hand me them. {Allesandro} How long is this gonna take? \\xc2\\x91Cause I got another critic to go yell at. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Oh, look, wish me luck! {Monica} What for? {Rachel} I\\'m gonna go get one of those  job things. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} This is the unit for you my friend. Sturdy construction, tons of storage compartments, some big enough to fit a grown man. {Guy} What?! {Joey} Oh yeah! {Joey} I got in there myself once. {Joey} My roommate bet me five bucks that I couldn\\xc2\\x92t, and then he stuck a board through the handles that locked me in. {Joey} Yeah. {Joey} It was funny \\xc2\\x91til I started feeling like I was in a coffin. {Guy} No, you, you can\\xc2\\x92t fit in that thing. That\\xc2\\x92s not deep enough. {Joey} Oh yeah?  If I can\\xc2\\x92t, I\\xc2\\x92ll knock five bucks off the price off the unit. {Guy} All right, you have yourself a deal. {Joey} Okay.  See?! I told ya! {Joey} Sometimes I get in here just to get away from it! Hey, a nickel!! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Okay. {Joey} Okay, I can do this. {Joey} I can tell her how I feel. {Joey} Just uh, just stand up straight. {Joey} Take a couple deep breaths. {Joey} Look confident. {Rachel} Joey? What\\xc2\\x92s up? {Joey} I uh, I just came by because I-I want to talk to you about something. {Rachel} Okay what\\xc2\\x92s up? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Y\\xc2\\x92know I gotta tell ya, sometimes I just\\xc2\\x97I don\\xc2\\x92t get Chandler. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Mona} Oh my God! Oh my God! I\\xc2\\x92m so sorry! {Ross} Aw forget it, it\\xc2\\x92s from {Dr. Green} You think you can knock up my daughter and then not marry her?! I\\xc2\\x92m gonna kill you!! {Ross} Y\\xc2\\x92know this is actually not a great time for me. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Jeannine} Night Mon. Night Julio. {Julio} Adi\\xc3\\xb3s. {Monica} Look Julio, someone left their book here. {Julio} Ah actually, that is mine. {Monica} Oh yeah, what are you reading? {Julio} Flowers of Evil, by Beaudalire. Have you read it? {Monica} Have I read it?  No, are you enjoying it? {Julio} I thought I would, but the translation\\'s no good. {Monica} Your a poet and don\\'t know it. {Julio} Actually I ah, I am a poet. {Monica} Oh, then you do know it.  So um what kind of things do you write about? {Julio} Things that move me. The, the shadow of a tree, a child laughing, or this lip. {Monica} Mine?  Right here? {Julio} I can write an epic poem about this lip. {Monica} How would that go?  Well, it didn\\'t rhyme, but I liked it. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} My drinking? {Joanna} Oh, I must\\xc2\\x92ve said that after you left. {Rachel} Said what? Exactly. {Joanna} That you enjoyed the occasional drink\\xc2\\x85ing binge. {Rachel} Oh my God!! Ohh, that is it! I\\xc2\\x92m leaving! You are just a horrible person! {Joanna} Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait!! {Joanna} If you\\xc2\\x92re gonna get all sensitive about it! {Joanna} I don\\xc2\\x92t want to lose you. {Joanna} What if I, create a position for you? {Joanna} I\\xc2\\x92ll make you an assistant buyer in this department. {Rachel} Say more things like that. {Joanna} You can have your own office, and a raise! Effective tomorrow. {Rachel} I\\xc2\\x92d need an expense account. {Joanna} Done! {Rachel} And an assistant. {Joanna} Sophie, get in here! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Everything on your application looks really good\\xc2\\x97Ohh! {Joey} Just one last question umm, are you and your friends gonna be over here all the time like partying and hanging out? {The Potential Roommate} Oh don\\xc2\\x92t worry, I\\xc2\\x92m not really a party girl. {Joey} Whoa!! Now look, don\\xc2\\x92t be just blurtin\\xc2\\x92 stuff out. I want you to really think about your answers. Okay? {Chandler} You can call off the roommate search!  Hi! I\\xc2\\x92ll be living here. {Joey} Oh don\\xc2\\x92t listen to him, he\\xc2\\x92s just some guy who really wants the apartment, but I don\\xc2\\x92t think he\\xc2\\x92s gonna get it. {Chandler} Why did you take the shower curtain down? {Joey} That thing was a hazard!  I\\xc2\\x92m very safety conscious. \",MIXED\\n\"{Phoebe} Umm, thank you for meeting with me. {Frank Sr.} Thank you. All right. {Phoebe} Come, sit. {Phoebe} Sit. {Phoebe} Sit! {Phoebe} Umm, all righty, before we get started I just\\xc2\\x97I need you to state for the official record that you are in fact Frank Buffay. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Ah-ha, nowhere to run! {Rachel} I don\\xc2\\x92t like sitting up here! I\\xc2\\x92m just gonna over {Phoebe} No Rachel! They got here first! {Phoebe} Why is Ross doing that? {Ross} DANGER {Rachel} Oh my God! Why is he jumping on those women! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Director} All right, let\\'s do it! {Director} No, no, no. What was that? {Joey} I know, it was the best I could get out of them. {Director} Well, people! {Joey} People, people, people. {Director} Let\\'s try it again, and this time let\\'s watch everybody watch Joey. {Director} Show \\'em how it\\'s done. {Director} Count it off. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Seven hundred bucks! {Chandler} Alright, you did it! Do we have any fruit? {Joey} Man, hell of a two weeks, huh? Y\\'know what, though? I really feel like I learned something. {Chandler} Really? So, you\\'re gonna stick with this \\'it\\'s all for her\\' thing? {Joey} What, are you crazy? When a blind man gets his sight back, does he walk around like this? \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Director} ...Dammit, hire the girl!  Okay, everybody ready? {Joey} Uh, listen, I just wanna thank you for this great opportunity. {Director} Lose the robe. {Joey} Me? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Yes, and it is my dying wish to have that ring. {Phoebe} See, if I\\xc2\\x92m not buried with that ring then my spirit is going to wander the nether world for all eternity {Chandler} Okay, that\\xc2\\x92s enough honey! {Customer} I don\\xc2\\x92t know.  Let me see the ring. {Chandler} Great! Okay, here. {Customer} All right. {Chandler} Thank you. Thank you. Thank you!  And \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Hi! {Ross} Hi. {Rachel} Hi.  Umm, I think there\\xc2\\x92s something that we really need to talk about. {Ross} I think we do. Why don\\xc2\\x92t we go inside?  Look uh, I know why you\\xc2\\x92re here. {Rachel} You do? {Ross} Yeah, and to save you from any embarrassment umm, I think maybe I should talk first. {Rachel} Okay. {Ross} Okay.  Uh, Ross and Rachel. Rachel and Ross. That\\xc2\\x92s been one heck of a see-saw hasn\\xc2\\x92t it? {Rachel} What? {Ross} I mean look, that-that one night we had was fun and\\xc2\\x85and certainly passionate, but don\\xc2\\x92t you think it\\xc2\\x92s better if we just stayed friends? {Rachel} Seriously. What?! {Ross} Okay. {Ross} Okay. {Ross} Y\\xc2\\x92know what? {Ross} If you want to, we can do it one more time. {Ross} I mean I\\xc2\\x92d-I\\xc2\\x92d be okay with that. {Ross} In fact, I have some time right now. {Rachel} Okay, y\\xc2\\x92know what? Can I, can I talk now? {Ross} Oh sure. {Rachel} I\\xc2\\x92m pregnant.  Ross?  Ross?  Okay, whenever you\\xc2\\x92re ready.  And you\\xc2\\x92re the father by the way\\xc2\\x97but you got that \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} We\\xc2\\x92re really gonna do this, huh? \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Tag} Okay! Feel free to look, but I\\xc2\\x92m telling you those contracts are not on this desk. {Rachel} Oh {Tag} It\\xc2\\x92s my sister. {Rachel} Okay, very cute braces. Anyway y\\xc2\\x92know what, the {Tag} So when do you imagine you gave them to me? In the morning or in the afternoon? {Rachel} In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} This is just Bactine. It won\\'t hurt. {Joey} Sorry, that was wax. {Phoebe} Oh, poor little Tooty is scared to death. We should find his owner. {Ross} Why don\\'t we just put \\'poor little Tooty\\' out in the hall? {Rachel} During a blackout? He\\'d get trampled! {Ross} Yeah? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Which you just gave up really quickly. {Chandler} Have you seen Joey? {Monica} What\\xc2\\x92s the matter? {Chandler} Oh, just this!  Y\\xc2\\x92know what it\\xc2\\x92s my fault really, because the couch is usually where we {Joey} Hey, does somebody wanna hand me one of those tiles. {Chandler} What\\xc2\\x92s going on? {Monica} He\\xc2\\x92s retiling my floor. {Chandler} Yo!! Spackel boy! Get up! {Monica} Ah-ah-ah, now you started this, you will finish it. {Chandler} He started mine first! {Phoebe} Build the unit Cinderelly, lay the tile Cinderelly. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} Hey! {Phoebe} Hey! {Monica} Hey, guess what I\\xc2\\x92m doing tonight. {Phoebe} What? {Monica} I\\xc2\\x92m checking out the restaurant with Pete. {Phoebe} Ohh, Monica, I am so excited for you. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Chandler} That was amazing! {Monica} Phoebe and Gary are {Chandler} That was amazing. {Monica} We are the hottest! Huh? {Chandler} No, you\\'re the best. {Monica} No, you\\'re the best. {Chandler} No, you\\'re the best. {Monica} I {Joey} Hey guys!  What \\'cha been doin\\'? {Monica} Hey Joey! Isn\\'t that the girl that waved at you the other day? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Wow thanks! {Chandler} Joe? {Joey} Yeah! {Chandler} Uh, you\\xc2\\x92ve had a lot of sex right? {Joey} When? Today? Some, not a lot. {Chandler} Well, it\\xc2\\x92s just the reason that I\\xc2\\x92m asking is because I kind of eh, uh, I was unable to\\xc2\\x97I mean I really wanted to, but I couldn\\xc2\\x92t\\xc2\\x85. {Chandler} There huh\\xc2\\x97hmm, there-there was an incident. {Joey} Don\\xc2\\x92t worry about that man, that happens. {Chandler} It\\xc2\\x92s happened to you? {Joey} Yeah! Once. {Chandler} Well, what\\xc2\\x92d you do? {Joey} I did it anyway. {Joey} \\xc2\\x91Sup? \\xc2\\x91Sup dude? {Chandler} Take whatever you want, just please don\\xc2\\x92t hurt me. {Joey} So you\\xc2\\x92re playing a little {Chandler} Yes, on a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely 19. {Joey} Come on man, really how old?! {Chandler} Young! You\\xc2\\x92re a man-child okay?! Now go get changed because everybody\\xc2\\x92s ready and please, oh please, keep my underwear! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Here\\'s the thing, Janice. {Chandler} You know, I mean, it\\'s like we\\'re different. {Chandler} I\\'m like the bing, bing, bing. {Chandler} You\\'re like the boom, boom, ... boom. {Janice} Ow! {Chandler} Oh, my god, I\\'m so sorry. Are you ok? {Janice} Ow. Um, it\\'s just my lens. It\\'s just my lens. I\\'ll be right back. {Chandler} I hit her in the eye! I hit her in the eye! This is the worst break-up in the history of the world. {Phoebe} Oh my god.  How many of those have you had? {Chandler} Oh, I don\\'t know, a million? {Phoebe} Chandler, easy, easy. Go to your happy place. La la la la la la la. {Chandler} I\\'m fine. {Phoebe} All right. {Chandler} I\\'m not fine. Here she comes. {Phoebe} Wait here. Breathe. {Chandler} How do you do that? {Phoebe} It\\'s like a gift. {Chandler} We should always always break up together. {Phoebe} Oh, I\\'d like that. \",NEGATIVE\\n{Phoebe} Wow! This place is incredible!  Sting\\xc2\\x92s pen\\xc2\\x85that he gave to Phoebe.  Come on! Secret passageway! {Trudie Styler} Hi! {Phoebe} Hi! {Trudie Styler} I\\xc2\\x92m Trudie. {Phoebe} Uh-huh. {Trudie Styler} You must be Ben\\xc2\\x92s mum. {Phoebe} Why else would I be here? {Trudie Styler} Do sit down. {Rachel} Yeah. ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Guess who\\'s here. It\\'s the toughest guy in toy land, Ben.  \\'A real American hero. I\\'m {Rachel} G.I. Joe {Ross} Look Ben, it\\'s a toy that protects U.S. oil interests overseas! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} All right, well why don\\xc2\\x92t I go out with an ex-boyfriend and do Joey a favor?! {Joey} Hey, you wanna do Joey a favor, maybe you go out with Joey. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Oh, it\\'s so romantic to send people off on their honeymoon. {Joey} Y\\xc2\\x92know, Monica and Chandler are married. Ross and Rachel are having a baby. Maybe you and I should do something. {Phoebe} All in good time my love. {Phoebe} All in good time. {Phoebe} Oh shoot! {Phoebe} I left my guitar in their apartment. {Phoebe} Well you can let me in later. {Joey} I don\\xc2\\x92t have a key, they took mine to give to you. {Phoebe} What?! They took mine to give to you! {Joey} Why would they take away our keys? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Kathy} Yeah. {Chandler} Yeah. Well, I think our second fight is going to be a \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Umm, this is nice. {Monica} I know, it is isn\\xc2\\x92t it? {Chandler} No, I mean it, this feels really good. Is it a hundred percent cotton? {Monica} Yeah! And I got it on sale, too. {Chandler} Anyway, I should go, one of the lifeguards was just about to dismantle a nuclear device. {Monica} Well, if you wanna get a drink later we can. {Chandler} Oh yeah, that sounds great.  Oh, and listen, it\\xc2\\x92s, it\\xc2\\x92s gonna be.... {Monica} I know. Thanks. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Mr. Treeger} : I know, we did it!! Hey, that was incredible, huh?! {Joey} I know, it was amazing! I mean, we totally nailed it, it was beautiful. {Mr. Treeger} : Thank you, listen, thanks a lot Tribbiani, . Oh my God, look at the time, I gotta catch the bus to the ball. {Joey} Oh well, okay, good luck. {Mr. Treeger} : Yeah. {Joey} Unless you wanna practice the Foxtrot again? Or-or the Tango? {Mr. Treeger} : Ahh, thanks but no. You see I-I think I\\xc2\\x92m ready to dance with girls. {Joey} Okay. {Mr. Treeger} : Yeah. {Joey} Go get \\xc2\\x91em Treeger. {Mr. Treeger} : Right.  Hey, ahh, you wanna come? Marge has a girlfriend. {Joey} Really? {Mr. Treeger} : Yeah, you could dance real good with her, she\\xc2\\x92s the same size as me. {Joey} No, I\\xc2\\x92m good. \",POSTIVE\\n{Chandler} Hey! What are you guys doing? {Monica} Making holiday candy for the neighbors. ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} So, how\\xc2\\x92d the lasagne go over? {Monica} Really?! {Monica} Good. {Monica} So you owe me three pretty things. {Monica} Yeah, I\\xc2\\x92ve been thinking a lot about you too. {Monica} It\\xc2\\x92s hard this whole platonic thing. {Monica} It\\xc2\\x92s a word! {Monica} Yeah, I do think it\\xc2\\x92s better this way.  Yeah, we\\xc2\\x92re being smart.   Yes, I\\xc2\\x92m sure. {Richard} You really sure? {Monica} I\\xc2\\x92ll call you back. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} How could you pick up a hitchhiker?! He could be a rape\\xc2\\x97, a rapist or a killer or something! {Joey} Don\\xc2\\x92t you think I asked him that before he got in?! {Phoebe} Y\\xc2\\x92know what? I\\xc2\\x92m not talking to you! You go back to sleep!  And you, are you a rapist?! {Hitchhiker} No! {Phoebe} Do you like car games? {Hitchhiker} Yeah, y\\xc2\\x92know the license plate game? {Phoebe} I {Joey} Ooh, I\\xc2\\x92ll play! I\\xc2\\x92ll play! {Phoebe} No-No! You need your sleep. Night-night! Shh! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} You wanna fool around with Joey? {Rachel} Yeah! {Rachel} You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can\\'t    get it out of my head! {Rachel} And what\\'s the big deal, people do it all the time! {Monica} Who? Who do you know that are friends that just fool around? {Rachel} Ok, off the top of my head... Don and Janet. {Monica} Who, who are they? {Rachel} I know them from work. {Monica} Both of them? {Rachel} No, one of them... {Monica} Which one? {Rachel} I don\\'t know, what were the names I just said? {Monica} Rachel, things can get incredibly complicated. {Rachel} All right, all right, you\\'re right {Monica} What the hell are you cooking! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Well, I just thought it\\xc2\\x92d make me feel good to do something nice for my friend. {Joey} Well, you\\xc2\\x92re amazing. {Chandler} Oh no-no-no. {Joey} A TV as if it appears from nowhere! That\\xc2\\x92s the dream! Man, how did you afford this stuff? {Chandler} Well, y\\xc2\\x92know I\\xc2\\x92m 29. I mean who needs a savings account. {Joey} Oh, you are the best friends anyone has ever had. {Chandler} Oh, I don\\xc2\\x92t know. {Joey} Oh-no-no-no, you are! {Joey} You do this, you give me the great advice, and hey listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman, I\\xc2\\x92m gonna do that. {Chandler} You mean with Casey. {Joey} No-no-no, I think I\\xc2\\x92m gonna see how things go with Kathy. She\\xc2\\x92s pretty cool. {Chandler} Or Casey. {Joey} No-no, Kathy. {Chandler} Could be Casey. {Joey} No. No, Kathy. {Chandler} Consider Casey. {Joey} I think somebody\\xc2\\x92s got a little crush on Casey. {Joey} How \\xc2\\x91bout I fix you two up? {Joey} What do you think? {Chandler} That all the pieces of my life are falling right into place! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Cliff} No, I\\xc2\\x92m sorry. It\\xc2\\x92s just my foot itches like crazy. {Phoebe} Oh, I\\xc2\\x92ll get it. {Cliff} Wow! I usually get to know a girl a little better before I let her spoon me. {Phoebe} Relax, it\\xc2\\x92s not like we\\xc2\\x92re forking. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} I mean, this is unbelievable. {Phoebe} I know. This is really, really huge. {Chandler} No it\\'s not. It\\'s small. It\\'s tiny. It\\'s petite. It\\'s wee. {Chandler} OK, is there a mute button on this woman? \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Are you okay? {Rachel} I need some milk. {Phoebe} Ok, I\\'ve got milk  Here you go...  Oh! Better? {Rachel} No... {Phoebe} I\\'m so embarrassed, I\\'m the one he hit on! {Rachel} Pheebs, if I had never met him this never would have happened! {Phoebe} I\\'m so sorry! No I\\'m sorry! No I\\'m sorry! No I\\'m sorry! {Phoebe} No, wait, oh, what are we sorry about? {Rachel} I don\\'t know...right, he\\'s the pig! {Phoebe} Such a pig! {Rachel} Oh, God, he\\'s such a pig, {Phoebe} Oh he\\'s like a... {Rachel} He\\'s like a big disgusting... {Phoebe} ...like a... \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Mark} Oh, hi. It\\xc2\\x92s Mark. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} What? Honey. {Rachel} Oh, I am, my side still hurts from when you crashed into me yesterday. {Monica} Oh God, I\\xc2\\x92m so sorry. {Rachel} I know. {Rachel} Ow!! {Monica} Oh God! {Ross} Hey, you guys! Guess what? {Rachel} Got a job on a river boat? {Ross} Y\\'know what I didn\\xc2\\x92t wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well, guess what? You\\xc2\\x92re not my girlfriend anymore so... {Rachel} Oh I see, so this suit is making a point. {Rachel} Now that you\\xc2\\x92re on you\\xc2\\x92re own, you\\xc2\\x92re free to look as stupid as you like. {Ross} You like it right? {Monica} Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders.  Ross! Ross! I\\xc2\\x92m kidding! {Rachel} Yeah, come here! {Monica} What-what was it you were gonna tell us? {Rachel} Yeah. Oh! Was how you invented the cotton gin?! {Ross} Okay, good bye! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Russell} You got married again. {Ross} Yes. {Russell} So that\\xc2\\x92s your second marriage in two years. {Ross} Yes, second in two years. Third overall. {Russell} Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never had I so much business from one client. {Russell} Why don\\xc2\\x92t you tell me what happened. {Ross} Basically, Rachel and I were in Vegas and we got drunk {Russell} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry, is this the same Rachel who\\xc2\\x92s name you said at the altar in the second marriage? {Ross} Yes-yes-yes! But, I-I do {Russell} Oh, that\\xc2\\x92s better then. {Ross} This was just a drunken mistake and I need to get it annulled. {Russell} I see. Have you considered therapy? {Ross} I think just the {Russell} There are a couple of forms to fill out. {Ross} Easy. {Russell} And we\\xc2\\x92ll need to have witnesses who can testify that you were not of uh, sound mind. {Ross} No problem. {Russell} And we\\xc2\\x92ll need you and Rachel to testify before a judge. {Ross} Ooh! {Ross} There\\xc2\\x92s no way to do this without her? {Ross} \\xc2\\x91Cause I kinda all ready told her uh, it was, it was already taken care of. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} We\\xc2\\x92re gonna find love! {Phoebe} Definitely! {Rachel} Yeah, I\\xc2\\x92m pretty confident about that. {Rachel} That\\xc2\\x92s what makes it so easy for me to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler! {Rachel} It would be nice to have a little guarantee though. {Phoebe} What do you mean? {Rachel} Well y\\xc2\\x92know, some people make deals with a friend, like if neither of them are married by the time they\\xc2\\x92re 40, they marry each other. {Phoebe} You mean a backup? {Rachel} Exactly! {Phoebe} Yeah, yeah I got that. {Rachel} You do? {Phoebe} Hm-mmm {Rachel} Who? {Phoebe} Yeah! {Rachel} Are you serious?! {Phoebe} Yeah, I locked him years ago! {Rachel} Wh\\xc2\\x85 So\\xc2\\x85 If neither of you are married by the time you\\xc2\\x92re 40, you\\xc2\\x92re gonna marry Joey. {Phoebe} Yep, we shook on it. Yeah but believe me that is not how he wanted to seal the deal. {Rachel} Oh, seriously? {Joey} Yeah uh, what am I gonna do? \",POSTIVE\\n{Earl} I-I\\xc2\\x92m sorry? ,NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} So, we did okay at the strip club, right? {Chandler} Oh yeah, that was great. Thanks to you, the hottest cocktail waitress there is quitting to teach the third grade! {Rachel} I can\\xc2\\x92t believe it! He still hasn\\xc2\\x92t called. {Phoebe} Who, Josh? {Rachel} It\\xc2\\x92s Joshua. {Monica} What, he doesn\\xc2\\x92t like Josh? {Rachel} No, I don\\xc2\\x92t. {Chandler} All right, well I\\xc2\\x92m gonna put my sweats back on. {Phoebe} Oh no! {Phoebe} Wait! {Phoebe} Okay, y\\xc2\\x92know what, you were right, you were right. {Phoebe} We really weren\\xc2\\x92t great at being guys, but you know why? {Phoebe} Because we\\xc2\\x92re girls. \",NEGATIVE\\n{Mr. Burgin} I like her. She sees smart. ,POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} We did? {Monica} You owe me 20 bucks. {Rachel} Thank you. Thank you so much! {Monica} Chandler, here you go, got your traditional Thanksgiving feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixin\\'s, and your family size bag of Funyuns. {Rachel} Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you\\'re havin\\' for Thanksgiving dinner? {Rachel} What, what, what is it with you and this holiday? {Chandler} All right, I\\'m nine years old. {Ross} Oh, I hate this story. {Chandler} We just finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner. {Chandler} I have--and I remember this part vividly--a mouthful of pumpkin pie, and this is the moment my parents choose to tell me they\\'re getting divorced. {Rachel} Oh my god. {Chandler} Yes. It\\'s very difficult to appreciate a Thanksgiving dinner once you\\'ve seen it in reverse. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} What d\\'you think? {Joey} Lot of things. {Rachel} Which one do you think she is? {Teacher} May I help you? {Monica} Oh, no thanks, we\\'re just here to observe. {Teacher} You don\\'t observe a dance class. You {Rachel} What does she mean? {Phoebe} I think she means  \\'You {Monica} Okay, d\\'y\\'see anybody you think could be me? {Teacher} People! Last time there were some empty yoghurt containers lying around after class. Let\\'s not have that happen again! {Rachel} She could be you. {Teacher} Let\\'s get started. Five, six, a-five six seven eight... {Monica} Okay, I\\'m not getting this! {Phoebe} I\\'m totally getting it! {Monica} Did you ever feel like sometimes you are just so unbelievably uncoordinated? {Rachel} What? You just click when they click. {Teacher} Alright people, now everyone grab a partner. {Phoebe} Okay. And, my, dead, mother, says, you, are, it. I\\'m with Rachel. {Monica} Great. It\\'s gym class all over again. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} And what\\xc2\\x92s cool is, the character is from Naples, right? {The Director} Yeah. {Joey} My whole family\\xc2\\x92s from Naples! {The Director} Oh that\\xc2\\x92s great! Okay, well I\\xc2\\x92ve heard everything I need to hear. I just need to uh, Leslie {The Casting Director} Joey, this is the awkward part. {Joey} Oh! {Joey} Hey right! {Joey} Not a problem. {Joey} I totally understand. {Joey} You need to y\\xc2\\x92know make sure I don\\xc2\\x92t have any horrible scars or tattoos. {Joey} Don\\xc2\\x92t you worry. I have nothing to hide. {Joey} So there you go, that\\xc2\\x92s me. {Joey} One hundred percent natural! {Joey} I tell ya, that has never happened before. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Alright, somebody. {Monica} OK, I\\'ll go. OK, senior year of college... on a pool table. {All} Whoooaa! {Ross} That\\'s my sister. {Joey} OK... my weirdest place would have to be... the women\\'s room on the second floor of the New York CIty public library. {Monica} Oh my God! What were you doing in a library? {Ross} Pheebs, what about you? {Phoebe} Oh... Milwaukee. {Rachel} Um... Ross? {Ross} Disneyland, 1989, \\'It\\'s a Small World After All.\\' {All} No way! {Ross} The ride broke down. {Ross} So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children... then they fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom. {Phoebe} Oh, Rachel. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Hey. {Monica} Hey. {Joey} Where you going? {Monica} To the bank. {Joey} Sperm or regular? {Monica} Sperm. {Joey} So you\\'re really doing this, huh? {Monica} Oh yeah, picked a guy, 37135. {Joey} Sounds nice. {Monica} Fraid so. Brown hair, green eyes... {Joey} No kiddin\\', hmm. {Monica} What? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Hey! Are you okay? {Kate} Fabulous. {Joey} Listen, drama critics they\\xc2\\x92re nothing but, but people who couldn\\xc2\\x92t make it as actors. You know what you should do? \",POSTIVE\\n{Monica} What\\xc2\\x92s the matter? ,NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Ohh, okay. {Rachel} Oh my God, what a great surprise! This is such a beautiful house. {Paul} Thank you, it\\xc2\\x92s my mom\\xc2\\x92s. So this is the kitchen. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Rachel} You\\xc2\\x85are\\xc2\\x85not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened? {Monica} He asked you out?! {Rachel} No. But I was showing him some cufflinks and I felt his pulse. {Monica} Saucy! {Rachel} What are these? {Monica} Electrical plans for the building. {Rachel} Okay, okay, okay should I be scared? {Monica} I know that switch does something, okay? {Monica} So-so I went down to city hall and got these. {Monica} All I had to do was pay $25 and wait in line for three hours. {Rachel} Wow! If only more people knew. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} and the miracle was that that little bit of oil that should\\xc2\\x92ve just lasted just one day, burned for {Ben} Eight whole days. {Ross} That\\xc2\\x92s right, and that\\xc2\\x92s why we celebrate Hanukkah today. The end. {Ben} Awesome! {Ross} Yeah? {Chandler} My favorite part was when {Ross} The Armadillo was actually not so {Rachel} Hey! {Phoebe} Oh. {Rachel} Wow! It looks like the Easter Bunny\\xc2\\x92s funeral in here. {Ross} Come on, come on, we\\xc2\\x92re-we\\xc2\\x92re-we\\xc2\\x92re lighting the candles! {Rachel} Oh. {Phoebe} Oh. {Phoebe} Okay, I understand why \",POSTIVE\\n{Rachel} Did you know he was in there? {Monica} No. {Chandler} How long have we been home? {Monica} About a half an hour. {Chandler} Love ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Paul} Okay. {Paul} When I was six years old. {Rachel} Hm-mm {Paul} I wanted a big wheel. {Paul} And instead my parents got me this little plastic chicken that you hop around on. {Paul} It was embarrassing, kids made fun of me. {Paul} That was a pretty tough year. {Rachel} That\\xc2\\x92s-that\\xc2\\x92s great! {Rachel} See? {Rachel} I already feel like I know you a little better! {Rachel} Thank you. {Rachel} Okay, come on. {Rachel} Now we can go eat. {Rachel} Let\\xc2\\x92s go. {Paul} It was horrible. They called me chicken boy. {Rachel} Oh! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Hey everybody, Pheebs is here! {Joey} Phoebe! {Chandler} Hey, Pheebs! {Rachel} Phoebe, woo! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} All right now remember, something this big and long is going to be difficult to manuver, fortunately I have a lot of experience in that area. {Ross} Can we please focus here, a naked man\\xc2\\x92s life hangs in the balance! {Phoebe} I\\xc2\\x92m telling you he\\xc2\\x92s dead. What we are about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick. {Joey} All right, ladies and gentlemen, let\\xc2\\x92s poke. {Joey} Steady. {Joey} Steady. {Joey} Okay, a little higher. {Joey} Careful of the angle. {Joey} Okay, okay, we\\xc2\\x92re approaching the window  Thread the needle. {Joey} Thread the needle. {Phoebe} He\\xc2\\x92s alive! He\\xc2\\x92s a-live!!! {Monica} And yet, we\\xc2\\x92re still poking him. {Joey} Okay, retract the device, retract the device. {Ross} He does not look happy. {Rachel} Hey-hey, now he\\xc2\\x92s showing us his poking device. {Joey} Hey, that\\xc2\\x92s never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Okay, buddy-boy. Here it is. You hide my clothes, I\\'m wearing everything you own. {Chandler} Oh my God! {Joey} Look at me! I\\'m Chandler! Could I {Joey} Whew, it\\'s hot with all of this stuff on. {Joey} I ah, I better not do any, I don\\'t know, lunges. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Hey! {Ross} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry I\\xc2\\x92m late, did I miss anything? {Phoebe} Joey stuffing 15 {Ross} 15?  Your personal best! (Ross takes an {Phoebe} Where were you? {Ross} Oh, on a date. Yeah, I met this girl on the train going to a museum upstate. {Chandler} Oh, yeah! How did you meet her? {Phoebe} Oh, which museum? {Phoebe} No, answer his. {Ross} Okay, it was just me and her at the back of the train, and I sat near the door, so she\\xc2\\x92d have to pass by me if she wanted to switch cars. {Ross} She was totally at my mercy. {Chandler} Were you so late because you were burring this woman? {Ross} No, I\\xc2\\x92m getting back down \\xc2\\x91cause she lives in Poughkeepsie. {Ross} She seems really great, but she\\xc2\\x92s like totally great, but she lives two and a half hours away. {Chandler} How can she be great if she\\xc2\\x92s from Poughkeepsie?  That joke would\\xc2\\x92ve killed in Albany. {Joey} Done! I did it! Heh, who\\xc2\\x92s stupid now? \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Well, alright, we already tried feeding her, changing her,  burping her, oh try this one! {Phoebe} Go back in time and listen to Phoebe! {Monica} Alright here\\xe2\\x80\\x99s something, it says to try holding the baby  close to your body and then swing her rapidly from side to side. {Rachel} Ok. {Monica} It worked! {Rachel} Oh  oh no just stopped to throw up a little bit. {Rachel} Oh come on, what am I gonna do, its been hours and it  won\\xe2\\x80\\x99t stop crying. {Monica} Umm, she Rach, not it, she. {Rachel} Yeah, I\\xe2\\x80\\x99m not so sure. {Monica} Oh my god, I am losing my mind. {Phoebe} Yeah, no kidding, this just proves no good can come from  having sex with Ross! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} I can blow dry it. {Chandler} I can put gel on it. {Chandler} It doesn\\xc2\\x92t matter, I still wind up with this little  cowlicky thing on the middle part of my head. {Chandler} It\\xc2\\x92s so annoying. {Chandler} Does it bug you? {Ross} You bug me. {Chandler} Is there any chance you didn\\xc2\\x92t see that? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Oh hey! How was your audition? {Joey} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry, do I know you? {Phoebe} What are you doing? {Joey} Nothing, I\\xc2\\x92m just practicing blowing you off because I\\xc2\\x92m gonna be a big movie star! {Phoebe} Oh! You got it?! {Joey} Well no, not yet. But the audition went really good. {Monica} What was it for? {Joey} Oh, it\\xc2\\x92s this big budget period movie about these three Italian brothers who come to America around the turn of the century. {Joey} It\\xc2\\x92s really classy! {Joey} Oh, and the director is supposed to be the next next Martin Scorcese. {Phoebe} The next next? {Joey} Yeah, there\\xc2\\x92s this guy from Chicago who\\xc2\\x92s supposed to be the next Martin Scorcese, all right? {Joey} But then this guy\\xc2\\x92s right after him. {Joey} Hello! {Joey} They loved me! {Joey} Oh my God! {Joey} Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it!  Oh.  Uh, okay uh let me call you back. {Phoebe} What\\xc2\\x92s the matter? {Joey} They want me to be totally naked in the movie! {Monica} Wow! {Joey} I know! My grandmother\\xc2\\x92s gonna see this! {Phoebe} Grandma\\xc2\\x92s gonna have to get in line. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Kori} I can\\'t believe that Ross is gone. It is just so sad. {Chandler} I didn\\'t know Ross and you were so close. {Kori} We weren\\'t but we had one class together. He was such a great    guy and he talked so passionately about science. I always remembered him. {Chandler} I\\'m sure that would mean a lot to him. {Chandler} And if heaven has a    door, I\\'m sure he\\'s pressing his ear up against it and listening intently. {Kori} I thought so many times about calling him and asking him out.    I guess I really missed my chance. {Ross} But you didn\\'t! {Ross} I\\'m still alive!! {Ross} Kori, I know this is a big surprise for you. {Ross} It\\'s a long story but the things    you just said really made my day! {Ross} I mean, the fact that you are here means more    to me than if this room were filled with people! {Kori} You sick freak, who does that? I can\\'t believe I had a crush on    you! {Ross} Did you hear that? Kori Weston had a crush on me!! \",MIXED\\n\"{Ross} Here we go. Mona umm, I think it\\xc2\\x92s time we-we had a conversation about-about where things are with us. {Mona} Yeah, I-I think I suggested that. {Ross} Aw, we-we are so\\xc2\\x85 So umm, well I-I-I like you and I-I love umm, y\\xc2\\x92know hanging out with you. {Ross} And I mean-I\\xc2\\x92m having a lot of fun. {Mona} Okay. {Ross} I mean, there\\xc2\\x92s no point in spending time with someone if-if it\\xc2\\x92s just fun. {Ross} It\\xc2\\x92s gotta be, it\\xc2\\x92s gotta be going somewhere right? {Ross} So where-where is it going? {Ross} Ah! {Ross} That\\xc2\\x92s-that\\xc2\\x92s the real question. {Ross} And-and the answer is\\xc2\\x85is it\\xc2\\x92s going somewhere\\xc2\\x85fun. {Ross} Now I-I know what you\\xc2\\x92re thinking, fun was fine for you like ten years ago y\\xc2\\x92know, but you\\xc2\\x92re-you\\xc2\\x92re not getting any younger. {Ross} No I mean\\xc2\\x97No not you, not you, you\\xc2\\x97you {Mona} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry, so umm, so where are we? \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} Ok, bye.  Well, Monica\\'s not coming, it\\'s just gonna be me and Rachel. {Chandler} Oh. Well, hold on camper, are you sure you\\'ve thought this thing through? {Ross} It\\'s laundry. The thinking through is minimal. {Chandler} It\\'s just you and Rachel, just the two of you? This is a date. You\\'re going on a date. {Ross} Nuh-uh. {Chandler} Yuh-huh. {Ross} So what\\'re you saying here? I should shave again, pick up some wine, what? {Chandler} Well, you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear. {Chandler} This is basically the first time she\\'s gonna see your underwear\\xc2\\x97you want it to be dirty? {Ross} No. {Chandler} Oh, and uh, the fabric softener? {Ross} Ok, ok, now what is wrong with my \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Jill} All right, I\\xc2\\x92m leaving! {Jill} Because I\\xc2\\x92m not going to spend one more day with someone whose out to sabotage my every move. {Jill} That\\xc2\\x92s you Rachel! {Rachel} Yeah, I got that. {Jill} And you! I throw myself at you and you say no, how gay are you? {Ross} You take care Jill. {Jill} Okay, see ya! {Joey} Bye-bye {Chandler} I-I can\\xc2\\x92t believe Jill\\xc2\\x92s gone.  I can\\xc2\\x92t help it, I opened a gate. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Well obviously only one of us can keep dating her. {Joey} Obviously! So, how do we decide? {Ross} Well now let\\xc2\\x92s-let\\xc2\\x92s look at this objectively, I think I should date her {Joey} Uh-huh. Uh-huh. {Ross} That\\xc2\\x92s interesting, but check this out. I date her {Joey} Yeah-yeah I like that but just to go in another direction {Ross} Okay, okay. This can go on for a while. {Joey} Yeah well we should order some food then. {Ross} No Joey! Look why don\\xc2\\x92t, why don\\xc2\\x92t we just let her decide? Okay? Hey-hey, we\\xc2\\x92ll {Joey} That sounds fair. {Ross} Maybe I\\xc2\\x92ll take her to that new French restaurant down the street {Joey} Ah yeah\\xc2\\x97wait a second now! {Joey} Look we\\xc2\\x92re gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. {Joey} I don\\xc2\\x92t have the money to take her to a fancy place like that. {Ross} Well sorry, that\\xc2\\x92s what I do on dates. {Joey} All right, well I guess I\\xc2\\x92ll just have to do what I do on dates. {Ross} So let\\xc2\\x92s decide on the spending limit {Joey} Yeah. Uh, \\xc2\\x85a slice\\xc2\\x85\\xc2\\x85six dollars? {Ross} I was thinking more like a hundred. {Joey} Okay. Can I borrow 94 dollars? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Ross! I think she is trying to make something happen with you to get back at me! {Ross} So that\\xc2\\x92s the only reason she could be here huh? {Ross} It couldn\\xc2\\x92t have anything to do with the fact that-that maybe I\\xc2\\x92m a good listener and I uh I put on a {Rachel} Ross, I am telling you that she is using you to get back at me! {Ross} I think I can take care of myself, I\\xc2\\x92ll talk to you later. {Ross} Good-bye. {Ross} Whoa! {Ross} Uh, that was your sister actually. {Ross} She-she thinks that you\\xc2\\x92re just using me. {Jill} So? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Mr. Geller} Well, she\\xc2\\x92ll understand right? It\\xc2\\x92s not like I did it on purpose. {Ross} Dad, that won\\xc2\\x92t matter to her. {Ross} Look, all my stuff is safe and dry and all hers is-is, is growing new stuff! {Ross} See, this is exactly the kind of thing that makes her think you guys love me more than you love her. {Mr. Geller} Oh my God, does she really thinks that? {Ross} Well, can you blame her? {Mr. Geller} Well I don\\xc2\\x92t know, I-I suppose we may have favored you unconsciously, you were a medical marvel! The doctor said your mother could {Ross} Dad, dad I don\\xc2\\x92t want to hear about it. {Mr. Geller} Really? {Ross} Well, not right now. {Ross} Okay look, Monica came here for some memories and damnit, we\\xc2\\x92re gonna give her some! {Ross} Okay, grab\\xc2\\x85grab some empty boxes. {Ross} Okay? {Ross} We\\xc2\\x92ll-we\\xc2\\x92ll take stuff from mine and whatever we can pass off as hers we\\xc2\\x92ll-we\\xc2\\x92ll put \\xc2\\x91em in there. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} Windows are clean, candels are lit. {Monica} Uh, belt\\'s to tight, gotta change the belt. {Monica} Did I turn the fish? {Monica} No, cause I made lasagne. {Monica} Am I out of control? {Rachel} Just a touch. {Rachel} Mon, I don\\'t understand. {Rachel} I mean, you\\'ve been dating this guy since like, what... his midterms? {Rachel} I mean, why all the sudden are you so... Oh. {Monica} What? {Rachel} Could tonight be the Night? {Monica} I don\\'t know. {Monica} Look he\\'s a great guy and I love being with him but... you know. {Monica} Things happen, and they happen. {Monica} You don\\'t plan these things. {Rachel} So, did you shave your legs? {Monica} Yeah. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Hey. {Joey} I just saw a woman breast feeding both of her twins at the same time. it is like a freak show up here. {Joey} What\\xc2\\x92s the matter? {Rachel} Nothing. {Joey} What is it? Hey! {Rachel} Really it\\xc2\\x92s nothing. I\\xc2\\x92m just {Joey} Rach come on, what? {Rachel} I\\xc2\\x92ve just been thinking about how my baby and I are gonna be all alone. {Joey} What are you talking about alone? What about Ross? {Rachel} Oh please, he\\xc2\\x92ll be with his real family, the twins and little miss new boobs. {Joey} Okay, how long was I watching that woman? {Rachel} I\\xc2\\x92m just saying that y\\xc2\\x92know, someday Ross is gonna meet somebody and\\xc2\\x85he\\xc2\\x92s gonna have his own life. Right? {Joey} Yeah, I guess so. {Rachel} I just never thought I would raise this baby all by myself. Pretty dumb huh? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Joseph Francis Tribbiani are you home yet?!! {Rachel} Umm, I think he\\xc2\\x92s still out. What\\xc2\\x92s wrong? {Phoebe} Well, I\\xc2\\x92ll tell you Rachel Karen Green, I had plans with Joey tonight and he left me this note. {Rachel} \"\"Pheebs, can\\xc2\\x92t make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy.\"\"  Big Daddy? {Phoebe} Oh that\\xc2\\x92s a nickname we were trying out. {Ross} Hey, y\\xc2\\x92know what nickname never caught on? The Ross-A-Tron! {Joey} Hey! {Phoebe} Oh! Here\\xc2\\x92s Joseph Francis! {Joey} Oh-Wha-Ho! What are you middle naming me for?! I left you a note! {Phoebe} So what?! That doesn\\xc2\\x92t give you the right to ditch me! {Joey} Hey, you can cancel plans with friends if there is the possibility for sex! {Ross} Phoebe he\\xc2\\x92s right, that is the rule. {Phoebe} I don\\xc2\\x92t accept this rule. {Phoebe} When we make plans, I expect you to show up. {Phoebe} Okay, I can\\xc2\\x92t just be a way to kill time \\xc2\\x91til you meet someone better! {Phoebe} Y\\xc2\\x92know boyfriends and girlfriends come and go, but this  is for life! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Hi. {Phoebe} Listen, I\\xc2\\x92m sorry about that whole thing with Roger. {Phoebe} It really wasn\\xc2\\x92t right, and I, and I want to make it up to you, so umm, I brought you something that I think you\\xc2\\x92ll really enjoy. {Phoebe} Now, this is just a loan. {Phoebe} Okay? {Phoebe} I\\xc2\\x92m gonna, I\\xc2\\x92m gonna want him back. {Phoebe} So\\xc2\\x85  I\\xc2\\x92m gonna go now. {Phoebe} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry, I thought I could do it and I can\\xc2\\x92t! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Hold Voice} Thank you for your patience, you\\xc2\\x92re the next caller. {Phoebe} Yes!! Yes!! I\\xc2\\x92m the next caller! You were gonna have me hang up. {Chandler} Hey! Can you take a duck and a chick to the theatre? {Monica} Of course not. {Phoebe} No. {Chandler} Okay. I just wanted them to hear it from somebody else. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} You wanna go in the bedroom? It\\xc2\\x92s a little more comfortable. {Tag} Sure. {Rachel} Okay.  Oh wait! Umm, did you send those contracts to Milan? {Tag} If this is your idea of sexy talk? {Rachel} No seriously, y\\xc2\\x92know the contracts I gave you, did you overnight them? {Tag} What contracts? {Rachel} Okay please tell me that this is just one of your jokes that you do that I don\\xc2\\x92t get. {Tag} Like what? {Rachel} Y\\xc2\\x92know, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? {Rachel} Tag! {Rachel} I\\xc2\\x92m serious! {Rachel} This isn\\xc2\\x92t funny! {Rachel} Those contracts absolutely had to go out today! {Tag} Rach, I\\xc2\\x92m sorry, but you didn\\xc2\\x92t give me any contracts! {Rachel} Yes I did! And I put a little {Tag} I\\xc2\\x92m telling you, you never gave them to me. {Rachel} Y\\xc2\\x92know what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk. {Tag} No, I would see you looking embarrassed because they are {Rachel} Or maybe you would see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch! {Tag} You wanna go down to the office right now? {Rachel} No! Come on its late, we\\xc2\\x92re not gonna go down to the office. {Tag} Okay I understand.  I wouldn\\xc2\\x92t want to be proved wrong either. {Rachel} Okay get your coat!  Oh! When did you unhook this?  Nice work! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} So what are you gonna do? {Ross} What can I do? One person wants to break-up, you break-up. {Chandler} Hey, no way! Come on, this is you guys, call her and work it out. {Ross} Oh come on, we just had this huge fight, all right, don\\xc2\\x92t I have to wait a while? {Chandler} Hey, this isn\\xc2\\x92t like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!! {Chandler} Y\\'know that whole swimming thing is a myth. {Joey} Yeah, tell that to my Uncle Lenny. {Chandler} Why? What happened to him? {Joey} Nothing, he\\xc2\\x92s just really believes in that. \",NEGATIVE\\n{Chandler} We don\\xc2\\x92t have to come up with this now. {Monica} Oh good. ,POSTIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Well, if the magician can open my beer with his but cheeks, then all right. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} I thought it was gonna be a closed casket. {Mrs. Geller} Well, that doesn\\'t mean she can\\'t look nice! {Mrs. Geller} Sweetie, you think you can get in there? {Ross} I don\\'t see why not. {Ross} Here\\'s my retainer! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Phoebe, she doesn\\xc2\\x92t know that you sneak out every night, she doesn\\xc2\\x92t know that you sneak back every morning, and she doesn\\xc2\\x92t know that you\\xc2\\x92ve been living with your Grandmother\\xc2\\x92s for a week now. {Phoebe} Okay, well maybe not on those levels. {Chandler} Hey. {Ross} Hey. {Chandler} I\\xc2\\x92m never gonna find a roommate, ever. {Phoebe} Why, nobody good? {Chandler} Well let\\xc2\\x92s see, there was the guy with the ferrets, that\\xc2\\x92s plural. {Chandler} The spitter. {Chandler} Oh-ho, and yes, the guy that enjoyed my name so much he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it. {Chandler} Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing {Ross} So how many more do you have tomorrow? {Chandler} Two. {Chandler} This photographer, who seemed really dull. {Chandler} And this actor guy, who I\\xc2\\x92m not sure about, because when he called and I answered the phone \\xc2\\x91Chandler Bing,\\xc2\\x92 he said \\xc2\\x91Whoa-whoa, short message.\\xc2\\x92 {Monica} Ross , foot on the floor or come over no more! {Ross} Sure, your dresser is missing but this she notices. {Monica} What? {Ross} I have to go. Yeah, Carol should be home by now, soo... {Chandler} Umm, how\\xc2\\x92s it going with you guys? {Ross} Oh, better, actually. Y\\'know I-I-I think I finally figured out why we were having so much trouble lately. {Phoebe} Oh, really? {Ross} Yeah, y\\'know how I have you guys, well she doesn\\xc2\\x92t really have any close friends that are just hers, but last week she meet this woman at the gym, Susan something, and they really hit it off, and I-I-I think it\\xc2\\x92s gonna make a difference \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! {Rachel} Hello, Chip. {Chip} Hey, Rach! How ya doin\\xc2\\x92? {Rachel} I\\xc2\\x92m great! I\\xc2\\x92m great. I\\xc2\\x92ve got a great job at {Chip} So ah, Monica ready yet? {Rachel} She\\xc2\\x92ll be out in a second. So, Chip, how\\xc2\\x92s umm, Amy Welch? {Chip} Amy Welch? Wow! I haven\\xc2\\x92t seen her since... So, Monica about ready? \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Oh, Danielle! I wasn\\'t expecting the machine... Give me a call when you get a chance.  Bye-bye.  Oh God! {Monica} That\\'s {Chandler} Hey, I\\'ve been honing! {Ross} What was with the dishes? {Chandler} Oh, uh.. {Chandler} I want her to think I might be in a restaurant.. y\\'know? {Chandler} I might have some kind of life, like I haven\\'t been sitting around here honing for the past few hours. {Monica} Look look! He\\'s doing it again, the guy with the telescope! {Phoebe} Oh my God!  Go away!  Stop looking in here! {Monica} Great, now he\\'s waving back. {Joey} Man, we gotta do something about that guy. {Joey} This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. {Joey} It creeps me out! {Joey} I feel like I can\\'t do stuff! {Monica} What kinda stuff? {Joey} Will you grow up? I\\'m not talking about sexy stuff, but, like, when I\\'m cooking naked. {Phoebe} You cook naked? {Joey} Yeah, toast, oatmeal... nothing that spatters. {Chandler} What are you looking at me for? I didn\\'t know that. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Dude, I am sorry about what I said! {Chandler} No, no, you\\xc2\\x92re right, it is a ridiculous name! {Joey} It\\xc2\\x92s not that bad. {Chandler} Yes it is! From now on, I have no first name. {Joey} So, you\\xc2\\x92re just Bing? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Look, I feel really bad about how I freaked you out before, so I called the father and asked him to meet you here so you can tell him. {Phoebe} Go! {Rachel} What? Hey wait a minute! Phoebe, how do you even know who the father is? {Phoebe} I may play the fool at times, but I\\xc2\\x92m a little more than a pretty blond girl with an ass that won\\xc2\\x92t quit. {Phoebe} I believe this belongs to the father of your baby. {Rachel} Oh God\\xc2\\x85 Oh, he\\xc2\\x92s in there right now? {Phoebe} Uh-huh. Now you can turn around or you can go in there and rip the Band-Aid off. What to you want to do? {Rachel} Uh, let\\xc2\\x92s rip! {Phoebe} Really? Are you sure? {Rachel} Oh Phoebe! {Phoebe} Okay, sorry. Yeah. {Tag} Hey Rach. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Wow! Fortunately she has a {Monica} Oh, I so can\\'t believe this! My uterus is an inhospitable environment? I was trying so hard to be a good hostess! {Chandler} Oh, I can\\'t believe my sperm have low motility because, let me tell you, when I was growing up they sure seem to be in a hurry to get places! {Doctor Connelly} Hi there. {Chandler} Hi. {Monica} Hi. {Doctor Connelly} I\\'m sorry there wasn\\'t better news from your test last week but I wanted to talk to you about your options. {Monica} Ok. {Doctor Connelly} Above all, even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren\\'t great, you never know! {Doctor Connelly} So, keep having sex on a regular basis. {Chandler} Oh, DAMN IT! {Monica} Don\\'t worry, after a while he\\'ll tune it out. {Doctor Connelly} Ok, given your situation, the options with the greatest chances for success would be surrogacy, or insemination using a sperm donor. {Monica} Ok. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Yeah.  Hi Mark! {Mark} Hi. I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got it, you got the job. {Rachel} Oh, I did! {Mark} Yes. {Rachel} Oh my God!! {Joey} Congratulations...oh..wow \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Fireman No. 1} What do we got there? {Fireman No. 2} A piece of something: boxer shorts, greeting cards, and what looks like a half-charred picture\\xc2\\x97Wow, that guy\\'s hairier than the Chief! {Monica} You know, it\\'s a really funny story how this happened. {Fireman No. 3} It\\'s all right. {Fireman No. 3} It\\'s all right. {Fireman No. 3} You don\\'t have to explain. {Fireman No. 3} This isn\\'t the first boyfriend bonfire that we\\'ve seen get out of control. {Fireman No. 1} You\\'re our third call tonight. {Rachel} Really? {Fireman No. 2} Oh, sure, Valentine\\'s is our busiest night of the year. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Hi. {Chandler} Hey man, how did the audition go? {Joey} Estelle said I didn\\'t get it. {Rachel} What?! Why? Joey you were so ready for it! {Joey} Yeah, I thought so too but, she said the casting people had some problems with me. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Cookie} I\\xc2\\x92ll do it. {Joey} No you won\\xc2\\x92t. {Joey} Look he knows he did a terrible thing and I believe him, he\\xc2\\x92s sorry. {Joey} But,  you\\xc2\\x92ve got one more apology to make, all right, you\\xc2\\x92ve got to apologize to Mary-Angela. {Chandler} Okay, absolutely! {Joey} All right. {Chandler} You\\xc2\\x92ve got it. {Joey} Cookie, now you can punch him! {Chandler} What?! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Can you believe what a jerk Ross was being? {Monica} Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive. {Phoebe} Ha. Ha, ha. {Monica} What? {Phoebe} Oh, hello, kettle? This is Monica. You\\'re black. {Monica} Please! I am not as bad as Ross. {Rachel} Oh, I beg to differ. The {Monica} That was {Rachel} Oooooh.  : Oh! I got an interview! I got an interview! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Monica face it, Chandler is against marriage. And-and always will be! {Monica} Well there\\xc2\\x92s some people who do want to marry me. {Joey} There are? {Monica} Yeah! Richard! {Joey} R-R-Richard said he wants to marry you?!  And-and Chandler\\xc2\\x92s tellin\\xc2\\x92 ya how much he hates marriage?! {Monica} That\\xc2\\x92s right. {Joey} Chandler {Monica} You just told me that he hates marriage! {Monica} That-that he\\xc2\\x92s a-a complex fellow who\\xc2\\x92s unlikely to take a wife! {Monica} That-that he\\xc2\\x92s against marriage and always will be! {Joey} You got \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} All right, I\\xc2\\x92m gonna go steam my wedding dress okay? Who wants the responsibility of making sure nothing happens to it? {Rachel} I\\xc2\\x92ll do it. {Monica} Who wants it? Anybody? {Rachel} I said I\\xc2\\x92ll do it! {Monica} Nobody wants to do it? All right, I\\xc2\\x92ll do it myself. {Rachel} Monica! I\\xc2\\x92m not gonna screw it up! {Monica} You\\xc2\\x92re right, I\\xc2\\x92m sorry. {Monica} Actually you were a big help tonight. {Monica} Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely. {Rachel} Well of course that is what I\\xc2\\x92m here for! {Monica} Okay. Sorry. {Rachel} Ugh!  What grandmother? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} So you see, Molly, what people don\\'t understand is that acting    is a discipline. It takes a lot of hard work. {Molly} So where did you study? {Joey} Oh, I didn\\'t go to college. {Molly} No, where did you study acting? {Joey} Molly ... people don\\'t study acting ... {Ross} Molly, ah, do you mind giving us just a minute? {Molly} Sure, I\\'ll go check on Emma. {Ross} Thanx. {Joey} Will the stable boy never get the princess?? {Ross} What do you think you\\'re gonna do, have sex with her right here    on my couch? {Joey} No ... the leather sticks to my ass. {Joey} You know, this isn\\'t fair. {Joey} What makes you think that I\\'m just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off? {Joey} Huh? {Joey} Can\\'t you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her,    and might want something real? {Joey} Look, the truth is, I haven\\'t felt this    way about anyone since Rachel, ok? {Joey} I didn\\'t think I could ever love again. {Ross and Chandler} Come on! Joe! {Woman} Hi, is Molly here? {Ross} Yeah, come on in. Molly? {Molly} Hey! Guys, this is Tabatha .  I\\'ll see you tomorrow. {Ross} Ok ...  Well, uh, Joey, I guess    we have no problem. {Joey} It\\'s like my favorite fairy tale come true!  The princess, the stable boy and the lesbian! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} I can\\xc2\\x92t believe I\\xc2\\x92m going to lose this job! {Chandler} Oh I\\xc2\\x92m so sorry man! Is there anything I can do? {Joey} Yeah! Help me get this mini-fridge past the security guard. {Wayne} Hey Joey, I want to talk to you. {Joey} Yeah? {Joey} Oh, Chandler, Wayne. {Joey} Wayne, Chandler. {Chandler} Hi, how are ya? {Wayne} Joey, Joey, I-I-I\\xc2\\x92ll g-get you your job back if you help me out. {Joey} Why should I help you?! {Chandler} The reason he just said. {Joey} What do you need? {Wayne} I-I-I saw you on stage talking to that beautiful woman, y\\xc2\\x92know Sarah? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Hey. Who\\xc2\\x92s that? {Rachel} New people. {Ross} What happened to the Disgustingtons? {Rachel} They\\xc2\\x92re having their baby! {Rachel} It\\xc2\\x92s not fair Ross we got here first! {Rachel} Right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery. {Rachel} Oh but not before she gave me a juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away. {Ross} Wow! Sorry. So uh, how are the new people? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} Rach, you\\xc2\\x92re in a great place in your life. Come on, you\\xc2\\x92ve got a great job! Good friends \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} What\\xc2\\x92s all this about you guys fighting?! Is this really over a room?! I mean, that is so silly! {Monica} Ross, we can handle this. {Ross} Well, apparently not, and I can\\xc2\\x92t just stand by and watch two people I care about very much be hurt over something that is so silly. {Ross} I mean, enough of the silliness! {Chandler} Well, why don\\xc2\\x92t you tell her to stop being silly! {Ross} Okay-okay! {Ross} Two very good points, look I\\xc2\\x92ve known you both a long time, and I\\xc2\\x92ve never seen either of you one/millionth as happy as you\\xc2\\x92ve been since you\\xc2\\x92ve got together. {Ross} Do you really want to throw that all away over a room? {Ross} That is so silly. {Ross} Now wh-what is more important, love or silliness? {Chandler} Well, we are fond of the silliness, but we also have a soft spot for the love. {Monica} Love is the best medicine. {Chandler} That\\xc2\\x92s laughter. {Monica} Why do you do it? {Chandler} I don\\xc2\\x92t know. {Ross} Okay! All right! Now, Chandler you-you wanna live with Monica, right? {Chandler} Yeah, I do. {Ross} And Mon, you wanna live with Chandler, don\\xc2\\x92t ya? {Monica} Yes. {Ross} Good! A verbal contract is binding in the state of New York! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Mrs. Geller} Hi {Ross} Hi!  Hey mom. {Rachel} This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom? {Mrs. Geller} Jack? {Mr. Geller} Why would you serve food on such a sharp stick? {Ross} That\\xc2\\x92s a good question, dad. That\\xc2\\x92s a good question {an} Congratulations you two! {Rachel} Thank you\\xc2\\x85we\\xc2\\x92re so excited {an} And also, congratulations on your wedding. {Ross} Wha\\xc2\\x97What? \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} Chandler, we said we would meet at the coffeehouse at six. {Chandler} We said seven! {Monica} We said six! {Chandler} The only way that I said six would be if the seven\\xc2\\x92s, let meet at seven, not at six. {Monica} Yeah and if I had seven, maybe I would\\xc2\\x92ve said something like this, \"\"Wow! My boyfriend\\xc2\\x92s such a wise ass\\xc2\\x97seven!\"\" {Phoebe} Hi! {Chandler} Oh my good God. {Phoebe} I know what time you said. {Chandler} What?! {Phoebe} Well actually, I know what time Chester and Marcia said. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} You are so cute! How did you get to be so cute? {Chandler} Well, my Grandfather was Swedish and my Grandmother was actually a tiny little bunny. {Monica} Okay, now you\\'re even cuter!! {Chandler} Y\\'know that is a popular opinion today I must say. {Monica} What? {Chandler} The weirdest thing happened at the coffee house, I think, I think Phoebe was hitting on me. {Monica} What are you talking about? {Chandler} I\\'m telling you I think Phoebe thinks I\\'m foxy. {Monica} That\\'s not possible! {Chandler} Ow! {Monica} I\\'m sorry it\\'s just, Phoebe just always thought you were, you were charming in a, in a sexless kind of way. {Chandler} Oh, y\\'know I-I can\\'t hear that enough. {Monica} I\\'m sorry, I think that you just misunderstood her. {Chandler} No, I didn\\'t misunderstand, okay? She was all over me! She touched my bicep for crying out loud! {Monica} This bicep? {Chandler} Well it\\'s not flexed right now! \",MIXED\\n\"{Rachel} I don\\xc2\\x92t know, you thought \\xc2\\x91See you Saturday\\xc2\\x92 was funny. {Rachel} Look honey, Mark is in fashion okay, I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. {Rachel} You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me. {Ross} Pa-haa!! I would love to go with you. {Rachel} Really!? {Ross} Yeah, hey I-I have clothes, I even pick them out. {Ross} I mean for, for all you know I could be a fashion..... monger. {Rachel} Okay. Honey, I would love for you to go with me.  What? {Ross} What should I wear, now I\\xc2\\x92m all nervous. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Chandler} How about Joey... Pepponi? {Joey} No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that\\'s more neutral. {Chandler} Joey... Switzerland? {Joey} Plus, y\\'know, I think it should be Joe. {Joey} Y\\'know, Joey makes me sound like I\\'m, I dunno, this big. {Joey} Which I\\'m not. {Chandler} Joe...Joe...Joe...Stalin? {Joey} Stalin...Stalin...do I know that name? It sounds familiar. {Chandler} Well, it does not ring a bell with me... {Joey} Joe Stalin. Y\\'know, that\\'s pretty good. {Chandler} Might wanna try Joseph. {Joey} Joseph Stalin. I think you\\'d remember that! {Chandler} Oh yes! Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Stevens} Oh, excuse me. I forgot my briefcase y\\'know, by accident. {Doug} Of course, you did. {Doug} Forgot something else too ya bastard! {Doug} Well, what about you? {Doug} You\\xc2\\x92re not feeling left out or anything are ya? {Chandler} No. No, not at all, that\\xc2\\x92s-that\\xc2\\x92s ridiculous. {Doug} Everybody else got one, and you want one too. Don\\xc2\\x92t you? {Chandler} Ye-ye-yeah, yes I do! {Doug} Now get on out of here, you! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} Hi!  Hi!  Hi. Has umm, anyone seen Chandler? {Mr. Geller} I thought he was with you. {Ross} He-he was with me umm, we\\xc2\\x92re playing a little game, y\\xc2\\x92know? Hide and seek. {Mr. Geller} You can\\xc2\\x92t ask us son, that\\xc2\\x92s cheating. {Ross} You\\xc2\\x92re right, thanks for keeping me honest dad. {Mrs. Geller} Well, he better not come by here. He can\\xc2\\x92t see the bride in the wedding dress. {Mrs. Bing} As I recall when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress. {Mr. Bing} But that was after the wedding, it\\xc2\\x92s not bad luck then. {Mrs. Bing} Honey, it isn\\xc2\\x92t good luck. {Ross} Oh my God! Monica! {Monica} I know! Hey, how\\xc2\\x92s Chandler doin\\xc2\\x92? {Ross} Great. He\\xc2\\x92s doing great. Don\\xc2\\x92t you worry about Chandler. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Whitney} Well, I went over to Kyle\\xc2\\x92s last night to pick up a few things and we got to reminiscing {Kyle} we talked through most of the night and we realized that the reason we were so angry at each other was because there are still feelings there. So {Ross} Oh just say it Kyle! {Kyle} We\\xc2\\x92re gonna give it another try. {Phoebe} What about her whining and her constant need for attention?! {Whitney} I\\xc2\\x92m gonna work on that. {Phoebe} Oh right, because you\\xc2\\x92re so capable of change. {Ross} Y\\xc2\\x92know, he hums when he pees! {Whitney} I do know. {Ross} It makes him miss the bowl, but whatever. {Whitney} We\\xc2\\x92re so sorry. {Ross} That\\xc2\\x92s all right, we-we don\\xc2\\x92t need you. In fact, hey I\\xc2\\x92m over it already. {Phoebe} Yeah, and y\\xc2\\x92know what? I don\\xc2\\x92t give a tiny rat\\xc2\\x92s ass. {Kyle} Yeah, we\\xc2\\x92re gonna go. {Ross} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry. Ugh, Pheebs, you were, you were right about her. Y\\xc2\\x92know, she {Phoebe} Oh. Y\\xc2\\x92know, he hums while he does other stuff to. {Ross} Yeah, we\\'re better off without them. {Phoebe} And y\\xc2\\x92know, even if they break up again, you\\xc2\\x92d better not let him in your sad men\\xc2\\x92s club! {Ross} Divorced men\\xc2\\x92s club. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Janice} Uh-oh-okay. Uh-oh-okay. I know what you all are thinking. But Chandler is in {Rachel} Yeah! No that\\'s what I was thinking. {Janice} So I\\'m asking you please, take a moment before you judge me. {Phoebe} Oh, nobody\\'s judging you. {Janice} Oh! Okay!  You, Mister Right Place at the Right Time, call me! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Who\\'s this from? {Chandler} Oh, that\\'s Ross\\'s. {Rachel} Oh...  Oh my God. He remembered. {Phoebe} Remembered what? {Rachel} It was like months ago. {Rachel} We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. {Rachel} Oh! {Rachel} I can\\'t believe he remembered! {Phoebe} Oh, it\\'s so pretty. This must have cost him a fortune. {Monica} I can\\'t believe he did this. {Chandler} Come on, Ross? Remember back in college, when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck? {Rachel} What did you just say? {Chandler} F-hah.... flennin.... {Rachel} Oh.... my God. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Melissa} anyway, his name is Allan and we\\xc2\\x92ve been going out for three years. {Melissa} He was my first client when I became a party planner. {Melissa} He was planning a party for his girlfriend at the time. {Melissa} Oh well. {Melissa} And he was Theta Beta Pi at Syracuse. {Rachel} Oh. Oh, that\\xc2\\x92s great! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} You\\'re driving me crazy with that! {Chandler} Okay, I\\'ll stop. {Joey} Don\\xc2\\x92t stop! Move the bowl further away! Ross could make that shot! {Joey} Well, you suck! But at least you suck at a man\\'s game now. {Chandler} You wanna play? {Joey} Chandler, I can\\'t be playing games, Ross is gonna be home soon. {Joey} And I have to write five whole pages if I\\'m gonna stick to his schedule. {Chandler} Well, so, play for the next 30 minutes and then write until he gets home. {Joey} All right! But uh, listen, what do you say we crank it up a notch? {Chandler} I\\'m intrigued. {Joey} All right, all we need is a little lighter fluid. {Chandler} Okay, but be careful okay, because I wanna get our security deposit back. {Joey} Yeah, I think we said good-bye to that when we invented hammer darts. {Chandler} Do you even remember which part of the wall is not spackle? {Joey} Uh yeah, right here. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} PBS Telethon. {Phoebe} Hi Joey. {Joey} Hey Pheebs! {Phoebe} I {Joey} $200? Are you sure Pheebs? I mean, after what {Phoebe} Oh, I\\'m still mad at them but I also now that they bring happiness to lots of kids who\\'s moms didn\\'t kill themselves, so by supporting them, I\\'m doing a good thing, but I\\'m not \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Okay. Then I guess it\\xc2\\x92s just, wait here then.   Hi. I need one fake ticket to Yemen. {Ticket Counter Attendant} One ticket to Yemen? {Chandler} Oh no-no-no, no. No, no, no, I just, I just need a pretend ticket. {Ticket Counter Attendant} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry sir, I don\\xc2\\x92t understand. {Chandler} What would you give to a kid if he wanted a ticket to play with? {Ticket Counter Attendant} Are you travelling with a child? {Chandler} No. {Chandler} All right, y\\xc2\\x92know what, she\\xc2\\x92s  gonna think that I\\xc2\\x92m handing you a credit card, but what I\\xc2\\x92m really gonna do is hand you a library card. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Y\\'know, hey! You\\xc2\\x92re the one who ended it, remember? {Rachel} Yeah, because I was {Ross} You still love me? {Rachel} Noo. {Ross} What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together? {Rachel} Noo! Maybe! I, I don\\xc2\\x92t know. {Ross} What?! {Rachel} I just, I feel, I-I just... \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Hey! {Monica} Hi. {Chandler} I just came over to drop off\\xc2\\x85nothing. So that weekend kinda sucked, huh? {Monica} Yeah, it did. {Chandler} So, I guess this is over. {Monica} What? {Chandler} Well, y\\'know, you and me, it had to end sometime. {Monica} Why, exactly? {Chandler} Because of the weekend, we had a fight. {Monica} Chandler that\\'s crazy! {Monica} If you give up every time you\\'d have a fight with someone you\\'d never be with anyone longer than\\xc2\\x97Ohhh! {Chandler} So, this isn\\'t over? {Monica} You are so cute! {Monica} No. {Monica} No, it was a fight. {Monica} You deal with it and move on! {Monica} It\\'s nothing to freak out about. {Chandler} Really? Okay. Great! {Monica} Ohh, welcome to an adult relationship! {Chandler} We\\'re in a relationship? {Monica} I\\'m afraid so. {Chandler} Okay. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Oh, are you sure you\\'re ok? {Ross} Yeah. {Rachel} Does it still hurt? {Ross} Yeah. {Phoebe} What a neat idea. All your clothes match. I\\'m gonna do this. {Monica} Hi. {Phoebe} Hey, how\\'d it go? {Joey} Excellent. {Monica} We ripped that couple apart, and kept the pieces for ourselves. {Ross} What a beautiful story. Hey, I\\'m fine by the way. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Ohh! {Monica} What? {Phoebe} It kicked! I think the baby kicked! {Monica} Oh my God! {Phoebe} Oh no wait, oh no, the elastic on my underwear busted. {Joey} Oh my God! I overslept! I was supposed to be on the set a half an hour ago! I gotta get out of here! {Monica} Oh wait, Joey, you can\\xc2\\x92t go like that! You stink! {Joey} Look, I know I feel asleep before I could shower and now I don\\xc2\\x92t have time! {Joey} They\\xc2\\x92re just ten blocks away, if I run, I can make it. \",MIXED\\n\"{Phoebe} Hey! {Monica} Hey. {Phoebe} Hey, why are you mopping your ceiling? {Monica} Oh, there\\xc2\\x92s banana on it. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} No-no, Rachel, don\\xc2\\x92t get it! He can\\xc2\\x92t see us! {Phoebe} No, yeah! The groom cannot see the bride! {Rachel} I\\xc2\\x92m not gonna marry Chandler! {Phoebe} Not after this! {Rachel} Okay, you guys, just relax.  I doooo. {Joshua} I gotta go. {Rachel} Oh, wait, Joshua! Joshua!   Yeah, well, that oughta do it. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Can you see my nipples through this shirt? {Rachel} No. But don\\'t worry, I\\'m sure they\\'re still there. {Phoebe} Where are you going, Mr. Suity-Man? {Chandler} Well, I have an appointment to see Dr. Robert Pillman, career counselor a-gogo.  I added the \"\"a-gogo.\"\" \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} Come on, you know, Thanksgiving. Ooh, you got the bigger half. What\\'d you wish for? {Joey} The bigger half. {Chandler} I\\'d like to propose a toast. {Chandler} Little toast here, ding ding. {Chandler} I know this isn\\'t the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn\\'t involve divorce or projectile vomiting. {Chandler} Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you\\'d gone to Vail, and if you guys\\'d been with your family, if you didn\\'t have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn\\'t be all together, you know? {Chandler} So I guess what I\\'m trying to say is that I\\'m very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked. {All} That\\'s so sweet. {Ross} And hey, here\\'s to a lousy Christmas. {Rachel} And a crappy New Year. {Chandler} Here, here! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Gunther} Hey guys. {Monica} Hey Gunther. Hi.  I mean you\\xc2\\x92re going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs? {Phoebe} Well, he\\xc2\\x92s very charming. {Monica} I know, he\\xc2\\x92s too charming, but if you two start going out, then it\\xc2\\x92s just gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him. {Phoebe} Well, you\\xc2\\x92re just gonna have to try. {Monica} Joey, where are the {Joey} I don\\xc2\\x92t know, Chandler is supposed to be passin\\xc2\\x92 \\xc2\\x91em around... \",NEUTRAL\\n{Chandler} Let me see that. ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Ni-chou chi-ma! {Rachel} Ross! Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me.... \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Woman} Comin\\' through. Move, move. {Rachel} Oh, \\'scuse me. I was kinda using that machine. {Woman} Yeah, well, now you\\'re kinda not. {Rachel} But I saved it. I put my basket on top. {Woman} Oh, I\\'m sorry, is that your basket? It\\'s really pretty. Unfortunately, I don\\'t see suds. {Rachel} What? {Woman} No suds, no save. Ok? {Ross} What\\'s goin\\' on? {Rachel} Hi, uh, nothing. That horrible woman just took my machine. {Ross} Was your basket on top? {Rachel} Yeah, but, there were no suds. {Ross} So? {Rachel} Well, you know, no suds, no save. {Ross} No suds? Excuse me, hold on a second.  That\\'s my friend\\'s machine. {Woman} Hey, hey, hey, her stuff wasn\\'t in it. {Ross} Hey, hey, hey, that\\'s not the rule and you know it. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Hello? {Emily} Ross. {Emily} It was dreadful. I felt terrible about how I acted when you said those wonderful things. {Ross} No, no, that-that, that\\xc2\\x92s all right. Umm, I\\xc2\\x92m just glad you called. {Emily} Ross umm, there\\xc2\\x92s something that I\\xc2\\x92ve got to tell you, there\\xc2\\x92s-there\\xc2\\x92s someone else. {Ross} Does that mean the same thing in England as it does in America? \",MIXED\\n{Phoebe} Is she in there? ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} It\\'s not a purse! It\\'s a shoulder bag. {Joey} It looks like a women\\'s purse. {Rachel} No Joey, look. Trust me, all the men are wearing them in the spring catalog. Look.  See look, {Joey} See look, {Rachel} Exactly! Unisex! {Joey} Maybe you need sex. {Rachel} No! No Joey! U-N-I-sex. {Joey} Well, I ain\\'t gonna say no to that. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Hey, Mon, I was just doing the dishes! {Ross} Hey! {Rachel} Oh! It\\xc2\\x92s you.  Hi. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasn\\'t alive during the Bicentennial. {Young Ethan} I just had sex. {Monica} Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me? {Young Ethan} Well, you never told me how old you were. {Monica} Well, that\\'s different. My lie didn\\'t make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking? {Young Ethan} I wasn\\'t thinking. I was too busy fallin\\'... {Monica} Don\\'t say it. {Young Ethan} ...in love with you. {Monica} Really? {Young Ethan} Sorry. {Monica} Well,fall out of it. {Monica} You know, you shouldn\\'t even be here, it\\'s a school night. {Monica} Oh god, oh god. {Monica} I\\'m like those women that you see with shiny guys named Chad. {Monica} I\\'m Joan Collins. {Young Ethan} Who? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Well, so anyway Beth, what I\\xc2\\x92m saying is I should\\xc2\\x92ve considered your feelings before I went home with you that night. {Joey} I\\xc2\\x92ve ah, I\\xc2\\x92ve recently learned what\\xc2\\x92s it like to be on your side of it, and I\\xc2\\x92m sorry. {Joey} So, do you think you can forgive me? {Joey} Great. {Joey} Thanks. {Joey} Okay, bye. {Joey} Hello, Jennifer? {Joey} Oh hi, Mrs. Loreo, is Jennifer there? {Joey} Oh, she\\xc2\\x92s not home huh? {Joey} Well ah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} They made you head of the department! {Ross} No, I get to teach one of his advanced classes!  Why didn\\xc2\\x92t I get head of the department? {Joey} Oh! Hey Rach, listen umm {Rachel} Yeah. {Joey} I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant? {Rachel} Uh, Paul\\xc2\\x92s Caf\\xc3\\xa9. They got great food and it\\xc2\\x92s really romantic. {Joey} Ooh, great! Thanks! {Rachel} Yeah! Oh, and then afterwards you can take her to the {Joey} You sure are naming a lot of ways to postpone sex, I\\xc2\\x92ll tell ya {Rachel} Ooh, I miss dating. {Rachel} Gettin\\xc2\\x92 all dressed up and going to a fancy restaurant. {Rachel} I\\xc2\\x92m not gonna be able to do that for so long, and it\\xc2\\x92s so much fun! {Rachel} I mean not that sitting at home worrying about giving birth to a sixteen pound baby is not fun. {Joey} Hey, y\\xc2\\x92know what? {Rachel} Huh? {Joey} Why don\\xc2\\x92t I take you out? {Rachel} What?! Joey, you don\\xc2\\x92t want to go on a date with a pregnant lady. {Joey} Yes I do! {Joey} And we\\xc2\\x92re gonna go out, we\\xc2\\x92re gonna have a good time, and take your mind off of childbirth and c-sections and-and giant baby heads stretching out {Rachel} Okay! I\\xc2\\x92ll go with ya! I\\xc2\\x92ll go! I\\xc2\\x92ll go with ya. {Joey} I\\xc2\\x92ll be fun. {Rachel} All right? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Jeannine} All right, I just got changed in thirty seconds so you can be alone with him. You\\'d better go for it. {Monica} Please, I\\'m not going for anything. {Jeannine} Well, if you don\\'t, I will. {Monica} Would you please go? {Ross} I would! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} So uh, what\\xc2\\x92s your name? {Man} It\\'s Jake. {Joey} Joey.  Hey Jake, do you like the Knicks? {Jake} Yeah, big fan. {Joey} Me too! There\\xc2\\x92s a game on Tuesday, do you wanna go? {Jake} Yeah that would be great! Let me make sure I\\xc2\\x92m not doing anything Tuesday. \",POSTIVE\\n{Ross} Yes! Santa\\'s coming! ,POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} Hey, Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler, I think I lost mine. {Rachel} Yeah, it\\'s in there. {Joey} Oh! Ohh! Oh!! {Chandler} Joey, can I talk to you for a second? {Joey} Oohh!! Ohh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh!! {Joey} oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh {Chandler} Yes. Yes. {Joey} You?!  And-and you?! {Monica} Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows! {Joey} How?! When?! {Chandler} It happened in London. {Joey} IN LONDON!!! {Chandler} The reason we didn\\'t tell anyone was because we didn\\'t want to make a big deal out of it. {Joey} But it is a big deal!! I have to tell someone! {Chandler} No-no-no-no-no! You can\\'t! {Monica} Please? Please?! We just don\\'t want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won\\'t tell. {Joey} All right! Man, this is unbelievable! I mean, it\\'s {Monica} I know, it\\'s great! {Joey} Aww, I don\\'t want to see that! {Phoebe} We\\'re so stupid! Do you know what\\'s going on in there? They\\'re trying to take Joey! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Janine} Hey Joey, I got some beer for you. {Joey} Uh, don\\'t you mean \"\"for whom?\"\" {Janine} Sure, listen I was gonna order some pizza, you wanna share one? {Joey} Pizza, heh, its not like I never had that before...ba dum bum cheshhh. {Janine} Is there something wrong? {Joey} All right, All right, let\\'s just get this out in the open okay? {Joey} You\\'re hot. {Joey} I\\'m lovable. {Joey} Clearly there\\'s a vibe going on between us. {Joey} But, we\\'re roommates and it\\'s a huge mistake for us to continue down this road. {Janine} Joey... \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Don\\'t worry, Chandler, it\\'s not a globe of the United States. {Phoebe} Hey you guys I\\'m gonna go out and take a walk. {Ross} Phoebe, why is your bag moving? {Phoebe} Oh, it\\'s not! {Rachel} Seriously, it\\'s moving! {Joey} What the hell is in there? {Phoebe} It\\'s just my knitting that\\'s all!  Yes! I knit this. I\\'m very good. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Oh hey Joey! What\\'s up? {Joey} I can\\'t decide which route to take to Vegas. Hey, you\\'ve traveled a lot right? {Phoebe} Yeah, I\\'ve been around. {Joey} Okay, so-so which route should I take the northern route or the southern route? {Phoebe} Ooh, if you take the northern route there\\'s a man in Illinois with a beard of bees. {Joey} Great! Problem solved! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} What\\xc2\\x92s the matter, Pheebs? {Phoebe} She cancelled! My namesake cancelled on me! {Joey} What?! {Phoebe} Yeah, she clamed she had to go out of town suddenly. {Phoebe} She\\xc2\\x92s avoiding me, she doesn\\xc2\\x92t want to tell me where my Father is. {Phoebe} She knows, and she won\\xc2\\x92t tell me. {Rachel} Aww Pheebs, that sucks! {Phoebe} Yeah, well, don\\xc2\\x92t \\xc2\\x93Aww Pheebs, that sucks!\\xc2\\x94 me yet. {Chandler} Where ya going? {Phoebe} Well, she\\xc2\\x92s out of town so, there\\xc2\\x92s gotta be something in her house that tells me where my Father is. {Ross} Uh, Pheebs, some people call that breaking and entering. {Phoebe} Well, are any of those people here?! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Y\\xc2\\x92know Joey, I could teach you to sail if you want. {Joey} You could? {Rachel} Yeah! I\\xc2\\x92ve been sailing my whole life. When I was fifteen my dad bought me my own boat. {Phoebe} Your own boat? {Rachel} What?! What?! He was trying to cheer me up! My pony was sick. \",MIXED\\n\"{Monica} Oh yeah? When? {Chandler} I\\'ll tell you what. {Chandler} When we\\'re 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one? {Monica} Why won\\'t I be married when I\\'m 40? {Chandler} Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically. {Monica} Ok, hypothetically, why won\\'t I be married when I\\'m 40? {Chandler} No, no, no. {Monica} What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me? {Chandler} Uh, uh. {Monica} Well? {Chandler} Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack! {Rachel} Hey. {Phoebe} Hey. Ooh, look at you, dressy-dress. {Monica} Did you go home and change? {Rachel} Yeah, well, it\\'s an important day. I wanna look nice. Um, has uh Dr. Franzblau been by? {Monica} No, I haven\\'t seen him. {Rachel} Well, where is he? He is supposed to be here.  What if the baby needs him? {Chandler} Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor? {Rachel} Yeah, why? {Chandler} No reason. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} You did look like an idiot. {Joey} Hey, I wasn\\'t the only one who looked like an idiot. {Joey} All right? {Joey} Remember when Ross tried to say, \"\"Butternut squash?\"\" {Joey} And it came out, \"\"Squatternut buash?\"\" {Ross} Yeah that\\'s the same. {Monica} That\\'s it. That\\'s my worse Thanksgiving. {Phoebe} Oh wait! That can\\'t be the one Rachel\\'s talking about. She didn\\'t even know that happened. So which one was it? {Monica} Umm, I-I really don\\'t want to tell this story. {Chandler} Oh, come on Monica, reliving past pain and getting depressed is what Thanksgiving is all about. {Chandler} Y\\'know, for me anyway. {Chandler} And of course, the Indians. {Monica} Look umm, of all people, you do not want me to tell this story! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Why isn\\xc2\\x92t that valet back with my Porsche? {Passerby} Maybe because you\\xc2\\x92ve got the keys? {Rachel} This is totally your fault! {Ross} My fault?! You threatened the judge! {Rachel} Well, you ripped the paper out of the court reporter\\xc2\\x92s machine!! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Brenda} What are you doing? {Chandler} I\\xc2\\x92m leaning. This is where I lean. {Brenda} Okay. (Goes over and fluffs up the pillows on the couch. {Chandler} Brenda a bee! {Brenda} What? {Chandler} Yes! It\\xc2\\x92s flown into your blouse and you\\xc2\\x92d better undo your buttons lest it sting you! {Brenda} I think I know what\\xc2\\x92s going on here. {Chandler} You do? {Brenda} Look, I know it must be hard that your wife is a lesbian, but it\\xc2\\x92s wrong. You\\xc2\\x92re married. {Chandler} I totally understand.  Can I \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Okay, Chandler! {Chandler} Okay. {Rachel} And your horoscope says, \"\"On the fifth a special someone is going to give you a gift.\"\" {Chandler} Oh, well thank you in advance. {Rachel} Op, but the twelfth brings a lover\\xc2\\x92s spat. {Rachel} Oh, wait and on the nineteenth a secret crush announces itself. {Joey} Hey guys! {Chandler} Hey!! {Rachel} Oh my God! It\\xc2\\x92s Joey Tribbiani of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.!!!!!!! {Chandler} Oh that\\xc2\\x92s right. It\\xc2\\x92s your first day! So are you psyched to fight fake crime with your robot sidekick? {Joey} Am I psyched? The lead in my own TV series? I\\xc2\\x92ve dreamed about this for years! Why have I not been preparing?! {Phoebe} No! Joey, you\\xc2\\x92re going to be great! {Joey} But I got to act with a robot Pheebs, and-and I don\\xc2\\x92t know anything about technology! {Joey} I can\\xc2\\x92t even use Chandler\\xc2\\x92s computer except to find porn! {Joey} And-and that\\xc2\\x92s only \\xc2\\x91cause it\\xc2\\x92s right there when you turn it on! {Monica} I think our lover\\xc2\\x92s spat will start a little early this month. {Phoebe} I\\xc2\\x92ll be waiting. \",POSTIVE\\n{Monica} How did it go? {Chandler} Had the money in the wrong hand. ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Charlie} You blew them away! {Ross} Oh, I can\\'t tell you how great it was to look at the crowd and see your face! {Ross} I mean... uh, did you know you were  mouthing the words along with me? {Charlie} I was {Ross} No, it\\'s ok! Made me feel like a rock star! {Charlie} Oh my God!  I\\'m your {Ross} I\\'d better not found you naked in my hotel room! {Ross} Look, I took it too far! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} You wanna do it right now? {Julie} Great! {Phoebe} Ok, I just wanna be really sure this time. Andie McDowell\\'s the girl from {Rachel} No. No no no no no. That\\'s Rodney McDowell. Andie McDowell is the guy from {Phoebe} Oh, yeah. Ok, thank you. {Rachel} You\\'re welcome. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} I believe I read that somewhere! {Ross} That only is not funny, it\\'s physically impossible! {Ross} Okay? {Ross} Depending    on the species I\\'d have to have a six foot long... {Ross} It\\'s not funny! {Chandler} I respectfully disagree. {Ross} I can\\'t believe you put that on my alumni page! {Chandler} Who cares? Nobody reads those things {Ross} You\\'d better hope not because I just read what you put on your    page today. {Chandler} I don\\'t have a page. {Ross} Oh oh oh! I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE!! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} You\\'re so efficient. I love you! {Chandler} Let\\'s go! {Monica} No-no-no! We need something old! {Chandler} Ohh, great, I have condom in my wallet I\\'ve had since I was twelve. {Monica} That\\'ll work! {Chandler} I don\\'t think so. {Monica} Okay, now we just need something borrowed! {Chandler} Here just\\xc2\\x85take this. {Monica} That\\'s stealing! {Chandler} No, we\\'ll-we\\'ll bring it back! Just put it under your dress. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Whoa!  Y\\'know what Katie? I gotta tell ya I-I-I-I think you are the one who is too much. {Katie} Ohh, Joey has the nicest friends! {Rachel} Ohh, and the nicest girlfriend! {Katie} You\\'re so sweet! {Rachel} Ohh, you\\'re so sweet! {Katie} Oww!!!! Joey, she just kicked me. {Joey} Huh. {Katie} Well? Aren\\'t you gonna do something? {Joey} Uhh\\xc2\\x85. {Katie} You\\'d better do something, or I\\'m gonna walk out that door right now! Well? Are you gonna? {Joey} Nah. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} Chloe? Hi.. {Chloe} Is this about me taking your watch? {Ross} You took my watch? {Chloe} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry, I do that. {Ross} Just you keep it, listen did you, did you tell anyone about us? {Chloe} Oh no. I feel it isn\\xc2\\x92t really anybody\\xc2\\x92s business, y\\'know. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joanna} The only person that should feel awkward is you, and you didn\\xc2\\x92t tell him not to call me, did you? {Joanna} Because if you feel uncomfortable with your friend dating someone you work for, there are always ways to fix...that. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} I know. {Monica} Let\\xc2\\x92s try a look\\xc2\\x85of far off\\xc2\\x85wonderment. {Monica} Okay, we\\xc2\\x92ll-we\\xc2\\x92ll gaze into our future and we\\xc2\\x92ll think about our marriage and the days to come. {Monica} Chandler! {Monica} What is the matter with your face?! {Monica} I mean this picture is supposed to say \"\"Geller and Bing to be married,\"\" not \"\"Local woman saves drowning moron!\"\" {Monica} Hey! {Monica} Don\\xc2\\x92t laugh at him! {Monica} He\\xc2\\x92s \",NEGATIVE\\n{Julie} Have you felt Rachel\\xc2\\x92s cervix Ross? ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Ross! Get a shot of this. (He\\'s carrying an issue of the {Phoebe} Oh, okay, I\\'m having another one! {Phoebe} This one doesn\\'t hurt either\\xc2\\x97Ooh, yes it does! {Phoebe} Ow! {Phoebe} Ow! {Phoebe} Ow! {Phoebe} Ow! {Phoebe} Ooh! {Phoebe} Oh, I was kinda hoping that was it. {Ross} Hey, where are Monica and Rachel anyway? {Frank} Yeah, I love you. Okay, bye!  Hi! {Rachel} Hi! {Frank} That was Alice\\'s mom, she said she left five hours ago. She should be here by now! {Rachel} Oh, honey, don\\xc2\\x92t worry. She\\'s gonna make it on time. {Frank} Yeah. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Oh, hi! How are you doing? {Tag} I\\'m okay. I gotta go down to the police station and look at mug shots. {Tag} Thanks for having me over, you guys. {Ross} Tag? {Ross} Y-You\\'re going? {Ross} Uh we didn\\'t, uh we didn\\'t get the chance to talk. {Ross} Uh, so, where did you say you\\'re from again? {Tag} Colorado. {Ross} Ah, what good are you. {Rachel} Look, um, I think we should talk about what happened on the terrace. {Tag} Okay. {Rachel} Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. {Rachel} It\\xc2\\x97y\\xc2\\x92know what? {Rachel} It just doesn\\'t matter how I feel. {Rachel} I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? {Tag} Um, I\\'m not. {Rachel} Oh, god, I knew it, that I freaked you out. {Tag} No, you didn\\'t. The only thing that freaked me out was you saying that nothing could ever happen between us. {Rachel} Really? {Tag} Yeah, so, please don\\'t fire me for doing this. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Um, Chandler, Ross, this is Robert. {Chandler} Oh, hey. {Robert} Hi. {Phoebe} You\\xc2\\x92ve have lipstick right here . That\\xc2\\x92s okay, it\\xc2\\x92s mine, we just kissed. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Yes! {Joey} I win again! {Joey} Ha-ha! {Joey} That\\xc2\\x92s like 500 bucks you owe me! {Joey} Whoo-ho-hoo! {Joey} $500 that is a loooot of electricity! {Joey} Whoo-ho-ho! {Joey} I gotta buy some food. {Chandler} Okay, give me a chance to win my money back. Okay? Sudden death, one goal, $1,000. {Joey} You serious? {Chandler} Oh yes! {Joey} Okay, get ready to owe me! {Chandler} Okay. {Joey} Okay, here we go. Ready? {Chandler} No! No! No! No\\xc2\\x97\\xc2\\x97one can beat me. {Chandler} See? Now, that\\xc2\\x92s why only the little fake men are supposed to do all the kicking. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Hey, Kicky. What\\'re you doing? {Joey} Just trying to get comfortable. I can\\'t sleep in my underwear. {Chandler} Well, you\\'re gonna. {Joey} I\\'ve been thinking. Y\\'know, about how I\\'m always seeing girls on top of girls... {Chandler} Are they end to end, or tall like pancakes? {Joey} Y\\'know what I mean, about how I\\'m always going out with all these women. {Joey} And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I\\'d be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y\\'know? {Joey} Now I\\'m looking at my dad, thinking... {Chandler} Hey, you\\'re not him. {Chandler} You\\'re you. {Chandler} When they were all over you to go into your father\\'s pipe-fitting business, did you cave? {Joey} No. {Chandler} No. {Chandler} You decided to go into the out-of-work actor business. {Chandler} Now that wasn\\'t easy, but you did it! {Chandler} And I\\'d like to believe that when the right woman comes along, you will have the courage and the guts to say \"\"No thanks, I\\'m married.\"\" {Joey} You really think so? {Chandler} Yeah. I really do. {Joey} Thanks, Chandler. {Chandler} Get off! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} Oh my God! How did you get back here?! {Phoebe} Fire alarm?  Oh! Hi, officer\\xc2\\x97fireman, can-can I help you? {The Fireman} We found your fire alarm in the trash chute. {Phoebe} That\\xc2\\x92s not mine. {The Fireman} Yes it is. {Phoebe} How do you know? {The Fireman} The next time you want to dump a fire alarm in a trash chute, don\\xc2\\x92t wrap it in a blanket that says, \"\"Property of Phoebe Buffay not Monica.\"\" {Phoebe} Okay do you\\xc2\\x97Okay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America! {The Fireman} Please reattach this, it\\xc2\\x92s against the law to disconnect them. {Phoebe} Fine!  But please God.. tell me how to stop them from going off! {The Fireman} There\\xc2\\x92s a reset button under the plastic cover. {Phoebe} There\\xc2\\x92s a reset button?! {Phoebe} My God! {Phoebe} Why didn\\xc2\\x92t I see that! {Phoebe} Reset button, reset button, where is there a reset button? {Phoebe} Oh here it is! {Phoebe} Oh! {Phoebe} Ohh, God! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} Yeah! So-so when are you getting married? {Megan} Oh I\\xc2\\x92m not, I just like to try these on. {Rachel} I do the same thing. {Megan} I\\xc2\\x92m just kidding. I\\xc2\\x92m getting married July 25 {Rachel} I\\xc2\\x92m just kidding too.  I\\xc2\\x92m getting married in December. {Megan} So when are you getting married? {Monica} Oh May 15 {Megan} Oooh it\\xc2\\x92s getting close! {Megan} So uh, who\\xc2\\x92s your photographer? {Monica} Jeffrey {Megan} We met with him. Did he show you the photos of the nude wedding he did? {Monica} The best man? Wow! {Megan} I know! I almost called off my wedding. Oh, who\\xc2\\x92s your band?! {Monica} Oh, my fiancee wants the Swing Kings. {Megan} Oh, you\\xc2\\x92re so lucky. My fiancee wants the heavy metal band Carcass. {Phoebe} Ooh, is that spelled with a \\xc2\\x91C\\xc2\\x92 or a \\xc2\\x91K\\xc2\\x92? Oh my God! It doesn\\xc2\\x92t matter; they\\xc2\\x92re both great! {Rachel} Oh y\\xc2\\x92know what? {Rachel} Now that you know what you want you should go to Kleinman\\xc2\\x92s and get it half off. {Rachel} This place is so overpriced. {Rachel} So, does this  come in another color or \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} Uhh, do you mind sitting there. I\\xc2\\x92m-I\\xc2\\x92m saving this for my friend Ross. {Tour Guide} You mean Dr. Geller? {Joey} Doctor? Wow! I didn\\xc2\\x92t know he had a nickname. {Tour Guide} Oh, he won\\xc2\\x92t sit here. {Tour Guide} Only the people in the white coats sit over there,  and only the people in the blue blazers sit here. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Hi. Where is everybody? {Phoebe} Oh, it\\xc2\\x92s already closed, Chris gave me the keys to lock up-what is wrong? {Ross} My marriage, I think my marriage is um, is kinda over. {Phoebe} Oh no! Why? {Ross} \\xc2\\x91Cause Carol\\xc2\\x92s a lesbian.  And, and I\\xc2\\x92m not one. And apparently it\\xc2\\x92s not a mix and match situation. {Phoebe} Oh my God! I don\\xc2\\x92t believe it! Oh, you poor bunny. {Ross} I\\xc2\\x92m an idiot. {Ross} I mean shoulda seen it, I mean Carol and I\\xc2\\x92d be out and she\\xc2\\x92d, she\\xc2\\x92d see some beautiful woman, and, and she\\xc2\\x92d be Ross y\\'know look at her, and I\\xc2\\x92d think, God, my wife is cool! {Phoebe} Aw! Hey, do you think that Susan person is her lover? {Ross} Well, now I do!! {Phoebe} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry. {Ross} Seven years. {Ross} I mean we\\xc2\\x92ve been together seven years, she\\xc2\\x92s the only woman who\\xc2\\x92s ever loved me, and the only woman I\\xc2\\x92ve-I\\xc2\\x92ve ever.... {Phoebe} Aw, God Ross. Oh. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Kate} Become a drama critic! {The Director} I am hurt!  A plague on both your houses! {Kate} By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review. {Joey} Oh, classy. {Kate} Yep! I sure know how to pick \\xc2\\x91em, huh? Y\\'know I gave up a part on a soap for this! {Joey} Wow! Yeah I ah, I gave up a job too. {Kate} Really. What? {Joey} Uh, de-clawing cats. {Joey} Hey, tell ya what. {Joey} Let me walk you home. {Joey} We\\xc2\\x92ll stop by every news stand and burn every copy of their Times and the Post. {Kate} Why the Post? {Joey} Oh, you didn\\xc2\\x92t see the Post? {Kate} No. You? {Joey} No. Why? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} That\\xc2\\x92s right, I love you! And-and I\\xc2\\x92m gonna play with you all the time. {Phoebe} How can you let him talk to your crotch like that? {Rachel} He\\xc2\\x92s talking to the baby. {Phoebe} Ohh! {Phoebe} Okay! {Phoebe} Okay, cause when-when he said, \"\"I can\\xc2\\x92t wait to hear your first words,\"\" I thought, \"\"There\\xc2\\x92s a trick.\"\" {Rachel} Okay. Well, I gotta go you guys. I\\xc2\\x92ll see you later. {Phoebe} Okay. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} Well that\\xc2\\x92s it. I\\xc2\\x92m done. Whew!  There come the meat sweats. {Monica} Well Joey, we\\xc2\\x92re all\\xc2\\x85we\\xc2\\x92re all very proud of you. {Chandler} Yes, I believe we can expect a call from the President any moment now. {Phoebe} Is there anything we can do for you? {Joey} No just, nobody press on my stomach. {Rachel} You can keep those pants by the way. {Joey} Whoa\\xc2\\x97hey\\xc2\\x97wh-wh-what do you got there? What is that? Pie? {Monica} Yeah, you want some? {Joey} Ah, just cut me a little sliver. {Joey} A little bigger. {Joey} Little bigger. {Joey} What?! {Joey} Are you afraid you\\xc2\\x92re gonna run out?! {Joey} Cut me a real piece! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Yes, good! Ok... {Rachel} Oh, but he was my pig man...how did I not see this? {Phoebe} Oh! I know!  It\\'s because... he\\'s gorgeous, and he\\'s charming, and when he looks at you... {Rachel} Ok, Ok, Pheebs... {Phoebe} The end. {Rachel} Oh, God... {Phoebe} Should I not have told you? {Rachel} No, no, trust, me, it\\'s, it\\'s, it\\'s much better that I know. {Rachel} Uh, I just liked it better before it was better... \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Hey. {Phoebe} Listen, um... {Phoebe} I\\'m sorry. {Phoebe} : Yeah, um...  You know you, you should just forget about what I said under the bridge, I was talkin\\' {Phoebe} That\\'s right, I don\\'t... But I was, I was drunk on you! {Phoebe} Okay, yeah, so it\\'s not gonna work. {Phoebe} If it was, would you stop hanging out with her? {Phoebe} Um, then yes, it\\'s \\'cause of Phoebe! So, you know, it\\'s either her or me. {Phoebe} You know...  You\\'re gonna be really, really hard to get over. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Kristen} Oh okay. But y\\xc2\\x92know what? Be careful. Because a guy who was helping me before had to leave because he hurt his back. {Joey} Boyfriend? {Kristen} No. {Joey} I\\xc2\\x92m Joey. {Kristen} Kristen. {Joey} Oh wow, what a beautiful name!  What is it again? {Kristen} Kristen. {Joey} Got it!  So {Kristen} So uh, do you live around here? {Joey} Yeah! {Joey} Yeah! {Joey} Right down there. {Joey} Hey listen.. let me give you a little tip. {Joey} Do not take a nap on this stoop  or you can wake up with your shoes gone. {Kristen} I\\xc2\\x92ll remember that. {Joey} Okay. Yeah. Listen would you uh, would you like to have dinner with me tonight? {Kristen} Oh I, I have plans tonight. {Kristen} But how about tomorrow? {Joey} Sounds great! Okay, alright, well where does this go? {Kristen} You look strong, why don\\xc2\\x92t I take that and you grab one of the boxes. {Joey} Okay. Yeah.  Yeah, I\\xc2\\x92ll grab this one. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Okay, look, he\\'s not gonna hurt them, right? {Monica} Do you always have to bring him here? {Ross} I didn\\'t wanna leave him alone. {Ross} Alright? {Ross} We- we had our first fight this morning. {Ross} I think it has to do with my working late. {Ross} I said some things that I didn\\'t mean, and he- he threw some faeces... {Chandler} Y\\'know, if you\\'re gonna work late, I could look in on him for you. {Ross} Oh, that\\'d be great! {Ross} Okay, but if you do, make sure it seems like you\\'re there to see him, okay, and you\\'re not like doing it as a favour to me. {Chandler} Okay, but if he asks, I\\'m not going to lie. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I\\xc2\\x92m doing something I actually care about. {Rachel} This is the first time in my life I\\xc2\\x92m doing something that I\\xc2\\x92m actually good at. {Rachel} I mean. {Rachel} if you don\\xc2\\x92t get that... {Ross} No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. {Ross} And I\\xc2\\x92m happy for ya, but I\\xc2\\x92m tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! {Ross} Okay, I don\\xc2\\x92t know what to do anymore. {Rachel} Well neither do I! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} So, um, what do you do for a living? {Kristin} Well, um, for the past few years I\\'ve been working.....which is funny because, that wasn\\'t even my major. {Carol} Oh no. I thought you said they could shoot the spot without you. {Susan} I thought they could...I\\'ll try to get back as soon as I can. I\\'m sorry. {Ross} Now that is funny. {Ross} Hey, do you think...would it be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us? {Ross} Cause she\\'s, she\\'s alone now, and pregnant, and, and sad. {Kristin} I guess. {Ross} Are you sure? Great. Carol? Wanna come over and join us? {Carol} Oh, no no no. I\\'m fine. I\\'m fine. {Ross} Come on. {Ross} These people\\'ll scooch down. {Ross} You guys\\'ll scooch, won\\'t you? {Ross} Let\\'s try scooching! {Ross} Come on. {Ross} Come on. {Ross} Uh, Kristen Riggs, this is Carol Willick. {Ross} Carol, Kristin. {Ross} Uh, Carol teaches sixth grade. {Ross} And, Kristin, Kristin......does something that, funnily enough, wasn\\'t even her major! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Okay look, I have an idea. {Rachel} Why don\\xc2\\x92t we, why don\\xc2\\x92t we see what kind of number he has on his speed dial, and then from that we can tell who has more in common with him. {Rachel} And then whoever does gets the phone. {Rachel} All right, first name on the speed dial is mom. {Phoebe} Ohh, I lost my mom to suicide. {Rachel} Okay no way, you cannot use that to get the cute guy and the last blueberry muffin. {Phoebe} Did I use that already today? I\\xc2\\x92m sorry. {Rachel} Joe. {Rachel} Oh, I win! He\\xc2\\x92s got {Phoebe} So you don\\xc2\\x92t know that\\xc2\\x92s {Rachel} His new girlfriend! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} No! {Monica} Me too! {Ross} Hey, when the music starts up again, I was thinking of maybe goind into the robot, y\\xc2\\x92know? {Monica} Ross, I think we should stick to the routine, we don\\xc2\\x92t wanna look stupid! {Director} Alright we\\xc2\\x92re back! Ten seconds left here we go! Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! {All} Three, Two, One! {Director} Cut! {Joey} No! Year! Happy No Year! {Director} Okay, here\\xc2\\x92s where we go to the live shot of Times Square, nice work everyone that\\xc2\\x92s a wrap! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} So, you and Angela, huh? {Bob} Yep. Pretty much. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} I\\xc2\\x92m telling you man, I saw it. {Chandler} Yeah, well, you\\xc2\\x92re wrong! Okay, you\\xc2\\x92re wrong. {Joey} I\\xc2\\x92m not wrong! I wish I was. I\\xc2\\x92m sorry. Bet that barium enema doesn\\xc2\\x92t sound so bad now, huh? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Hey! {Joey} Hey. {Ross} Do you have a minute? I\\xc2\\x92d like to talk to you about something I\\xc2\\x92m, I\\xc2\\x92m really uncomfortable talking about. {Joey} Sure. What? About uh, you showering with your mom? {Ross} I actually had a topic in mind! I\\xc2\\x92m, I\\xc2\\x92m kinda going through a dry spell, sex wise. {Joey} Whoa, for like months? \",MIXED\\n\"{Chandler} If you wanna give Joey a Christmas present that disrupts the entire building, why not get him something a little bit more subtle, like a wrecking ball, or a phial of small pox to release in the hallway? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} Remember that guy from cooking school I told you about that put cilantro with everything? {Phoebe} Oh sure, Cilantro Larry. {Monica} Well, I\\xc2\\x92m gonna fill in for him as food critic for the Chelsea Reporter. {Monica} Wow, Monica! What an amazing opportunity to influence\\xc2\\x85 dozens of people. {Phoebe} How could you say yes, what about our catering business? {Monica} Oh no-no-no, it\\xc2\\x92s only one night a week, and plus I get to take all of you out for a {All} Yay!! {Phoebe} Oh, in that case\\xc2\\x97\\xc2\\x97Yay!  That was me hopping on board. {Monica} Oh. {Chandler} Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party? \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} Yeah, but without the costumes. {Phoebe} Oh. {Joey} And it\\xc2\\x92s not fake, it\\xc2\\x92s totally brutal. {Chandler} Yeah, it\\xc2\\x92s two guys in a ring, and the rules are: \\xc2\\x93They\\xc2\\x92re {Monica} So you can like, bite, and pull people\\xc2\\x92s hair and stuff? {Ross} Yeah, anything goes, except ah, eye gouging and fish hooking. {Monica} What\\xc2\\x92s fish hooking? {Ross} Huh, what\\xc2\\x92s fish hooking...   Thanks man, that would have been really hard to describe. What is that taste? {Joey} What? My hands are totally clean, I just gave the duck a bath. \",NEUTRAL\\n{Rachel} Maybe. {Monica} You can\\'t! {Rachel} Why?  Seriously I did not understand a word that    you said. {Monica} In the hall. ,NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} All right ladies, here\\xc2\\x92s what we\\xc2\\x92re gonna do. {Phoebe} I-I wanna be with her,  I like her. {Chandler} Oh, that\\xc2\\x92s fine! Go with your instincts, go with your instincts. {Monica} Wait, now, what am I doing again? {Chandler} Come on! Would you please pay attention, I could wake up at any moment! {The Cigarette Guy} Hi, I\\xc2\\x92m Joshua, I\\xc2\\x92m here to pick up Rachel. {Rachel} No-no-no, that\\xc2\\x92 not Joshua. {Chandler} What do you want from me, I\\xc2\\x92ve never met the guy. {Chandler} So anyway, Rachel, I\\xc2\\x92m sorry you can\\xc2\\x92t stay,  but the rest of us have a \",MIXED\\n\"{Joey} Apparently, there\\xc2\\x92s like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and there\\xc2\\x92s only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! {Joey} I didn\\xc2\\x92t know he could get me fired! {Joey} What am I going to do? {Monica} Well y\\xc2\\x92know Joey, you\\xc2\\x92re a pretty charming guy. {Joey} Thanks, but I kinda have a problem to deal with here. {Monica} No sweetie, you\\xc2\\x92ve got to win over the guy that controls C.H.E.E.S.E.! You\\xc2\\x92ve got to kiss some serious robot ass! {Joey} That\\xc2\\x92s not a bad idea. {Joey} Okay, but if I got to turn on the charm tomorrow I\\xc2\\x92m not wasting anymore of it over here with you guys. {Joey} Well, actually I got a little bit saved for you Pheebs. {Chandler} So do you think uh, Joey\\xc2\\x92s more charming than me? {Monica} Yeah! That\\xc2\\x92s why I\\xc2\\x92m sleeping with him on the side. {Chandler} Yeah, you wish. {Phoebe} \"\"You wish.\"\" \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Oh my God, so do I! {Phoebe Sr.} I knew it, wow!! {Phoebe} Wait-wait-wait, wait! Puppies. Cute or ugly? {Phoebe Sr.} Ohh, so cute. {Phoebe} Uh-huh, well! But umm, still I\\xc2\\x92m-I\\xc2\\x92m mad at you. {Phoebe Sr.} I know. I\\xc2\\x92m mad at me too. {Phoebe} Well umm, do you wanna get something to eat? I\\xc2\\x92m kinda hungry. {Phoebe Sr.} Hey! Me too! {Phoebe} All right, stop it. Now you\\xc2\\x92re just doing it to freak me out. \",MIXED\\n\"{Ross} Look, look, there\\xc2\\x92s got to be a way we can work past this. {Ross} Okay,  I can\\xc2\\x92t imagine, I can\\xc2\\x92t imagine my life without you. {Ross} Without, without these arms, and your face, and this heart. {Ross} Your good heart Rach,  and, and.... {Rachel} No. {Rachel} I can\\xc2\\x92t, you\\xc2\\x92re a totally different person to me now. {Rachel} I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. {Rachel} God, and now I just can\\xc2\\x92t stop picturing with her, I can\\xc2\\x92t,  it doesn\\xc2\\x92t matter what you say, or what you do, Ross. {Rachel} It\\xc2\\x92s just changed, everything. {Rachel} Forever. {Ross} Yeah, but this can\\xc2\\x92t be it, I mean. {Rachel} Then how come it is? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} OK, we got the cole slaw, we got the buns... {Phoebe} We\\'ve got the ground-up flesh of formerly cute cows and turkeys, ew... {Chandler} Men are here. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} So uh, apparently people are familiar with the Europe story? {Ross} Yeah. {Ross} Listen about that, the whole uh, who came on to who thing really doesn\\xc2\\x92t matter. {Ross} I mean, I think it would\\xc2\\x92ve happened either way. {Ross} I mean if you hadn\\xc2\\x92t initiated it I-I-I know I would\\xc2\\x92ve. {Rachel} It was an amazing night. {Ross} It was. It was an amazing night. {Rachel} You think it looked amazing? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} Hello?  Oh, hi Ross!  See? Other people call me! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} I just didn\\xc2\\x92t see the fast song coming. {Joey} Shh. {Joey} Shh. {Joey} Don\\xc2\\x92t try to talk, we\\xc2\\x92ll get you up to your room, we\\xc2\\x92ll soak your feet, you\\xc2\\x92ll be okay. {Ross} Oh, thank you. {Mona} That is so sweet! {Joey} Yeah. {Mona} No, I mean it. There are so few genuinely nice guys out there. {Joey} Tell me about it, I feel like I\\xc2\\x92m holding down the fort all by myself. {Mona} It\\xc2\\x92s Joey right? {Joey} Yeah. {Ross} Wait a minute! {Ross} No! {Ross} I\\xc2\\x92m the nice one! {Ross} I\\xc2\\x92m the one who danced with the kids all night! {Ross} How\\xc2\\x85How small are your feet? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Oh, look look look. {Phoebe} The last candle\\'s about to burn out. {Phoebe} 10, 9, 8, 7... ... negative 46, negative 47, negative 48.... {Ross} Thank you. {Phoebe} Thanks. {Ross} Kinda... spooky without any lights. {Joey} Bwah-hah-hah! {Ross} OK, guys, guys? I have the definitive one. Mwwwooooo-hah-hah... {Ross} Oh.. oh... oh. {Joey} Hey Ross. This probably isn\\'t the best time to bring it up, but you have to throw a party for Monica. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} What happened? {Chandler} He\\xc2\\x92s not gonna make it, he\\xc2\\x92s stuck in Chicago. {Ross} Ohh, man! Chicago, is sooo lucky! {Chandler} Stupid, useless Canadian money! \",NEGATIVE\\n{Phoebe} Remember how you said you were really dense about poetry? Oh. ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Mrs. Geller} So Chandler, your parents must\\xc2\\x92ve been thrilled when you told them you were engaged. {Chandler} Oh yeah, I should probably call them. {Mr. Geller} I remember when we first got engaged. {Chandler} Oh, I don\\xc2\\x92t think I ever heard that story. {Mr. Geller} Well, I\\xc2\\x92d gotten Judy pregnant. I still don\\xc2\\x92t know how that happened. {Mrs. Geller} You don\\xc2\\x92t know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy! {Chandler} What a sweet story. {Monica} Well, at least you\\xc2\\x92re not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party. {Mr. Geller} What?! They wanted a scary story! {Monica} Anyway, we\\xc2\\x92re really excited about our wedding plans, and well I guess pretty soon we\\xc2\\x92ll be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund. {Monica} What? {Mrs. Geller} You tell her Jack, I can\\xc2\\x92t do it. {Monica} What happened? You still have the Monica wedding fund don\\xc2\\x92t you? {Mr. Geller} We have it. Only now, we call it the beach house. \",MIXED\\n\"{Joey} There\\xc2\\x92s just so much pressure. {Joey} I mean no offense, but what you guys do is very different. {Joey} I don\\xc2\\x92t know if you\\xc2\\x92d understand. {Ross} Yeah, none of us have to deal with pressure at our jobs. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} Ow! My ass. Okay. Okay.  Oh, shhh! {Phoebe} No! No!! It\\xc2\\x92s me! It\\xc2\\x92s me! I-I didn\\xc2\\x92t want to make any noise! {Phoebe Sr} Then don\\'t break in!! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Really? You\\'d-you\\'d do that for me?! {Ross} Yeah! {Joey} Thanks! {Ross} All right, we\\'ll start off slow. The only thing you have to do tonight is come up with the name of your main character. {Joey} Done! {Ross} And it can\\'t be Joey. {Joey} It\\'s not. {Ross} Or Joseph. {Joey} Oh. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Here you go Pheebs. Who else wants one of my special homemade brownies? {Chandler} I will have one. {Chandler} Okay, I\\xc2\\x92m not gonna have one. {Phoebe} No, no, it\\xc2\\x92s just my tooth. {Chandler} All right I\\xc2\\x92ll have one. {Ross} So what\\xc2\\x92s a matter, you need a dentist? I\\xc2\\x92ve got a good one. {Phoebe} No thanks, I have a good one too. I just, I, I can\\xc2\\x92t see him. {Chandler} See that is the problem with invisible dentists. {Ross} Why? Why can\\xc2\\x92t you go to him? {Phoebe} Because, every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies. {Chandler} That is so weird, because every time I go to the dentist, I look down the hygienist\\xc2\\x92s blouse. {Rachel} Phoebe, what? Umm...what?! {Phoebe} Yeah, yeah, first there was my aunt Mary, and then there was umm, John, my mailman, and then my, my cowboy friend \\xc2\\x91Albino Bob\\xc2\\x92. {Rachel} And all these people actually died? {Phoebe} Yes, while I was in the chair! {Phoebe} That\\xc2\\x92s why I take such good care of my teeth now, y\\'know, it\\xc2\\x92s not about oral hygiene, I floss to save lives! {Ross} Pheebs, come on, you didn\\xc2\\x92t kill anybody, these people just happened to die when you went to the dentist. {Ross} It\\xc2\\x92s, it\\xc2\\x92s, it\\xc2\\x92s just ah, a coincidence. {Phoebe} Well tell that to them. Oh! You can\\xc2\\x92t, their dead. \",NEGATIVE\\n{Ross} Oh cool! ,POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom. {Rachel} Oh. \",NEUTRAL\\n{Chandler} Hello? ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Hey. {Rachel} Hi. Look um, about what happened earlier... {Ross} No, hey, well, I-I completely understand. You were, you were stressed. {Rachel} I was gonna give you a chance to apologise to me. {Ross} For what? For letting you throw me out of your office? {Rachel} You had no {Ross} Yeah, well excuse me for wanting to be with my girlfriend on our anniversary, boy what an ass am I. {Rachel} But I told you, I didn\\xc2\\x92t have the time! {Ross} Yeah, well you never have the time. I mean, I don\\xc2\\x92t feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore, Rachel. {Rachel} Wh, Ross what do you want from me? {Rachel} You want me, you want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Okay, yeah.  Triple A can pick us up. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Y\\'know, I can\\'t believe I\\'m getting my nails done!\\xc2\\xa0 And {Rachel} Chandler, there\\xc2\\x92s a guy right over there. {Chandler} That\\xc2\\x92s a mailman! That\\xc2\\x92s {Rachel} Chandler, don\\xc2\\x92t worry! This doesn\\xc2\\x92t make you any less of a guy! {Chandler} Hey, you know who used to have nails like that? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn\\'t hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to {Kathy} Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here? {Chandler} Oh, I just wanted to say, \"\"Hey!\"\" {Kathy} Hey! {Chandler} Okay. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Susan} Your son. {Ross} No-no-no. I don\\'t have a son named Jordie. We all agreed, my son\\'s name is Jamie. {Carol} Well, Jamie was the name of Susan\\'s first girlfriend, so we went back to Jordie. {Ross} What? Whoa, whoa whoa whoa, what do you mean, {Carol} Ow, ow, ow, ow, leg cramp, leg cramp, leg cramp. {Ross} I got it. {Susan} I got it. {Ross} I got it! Hey, you get to sleep with her, I get the cramps. {Susan} No, you don\\'t. {Carol} All right, that\\'s it. I want both of you out. {Ross} Why? {Susan} He started it! {Ross} No, you started it. {Carol} I don\\'t care. I am trying to get a person out of my body here, and you\\'re not making it any easier. {Carol} Now go! {Ross} Thanks a lot. {Susan} See what you did. {Ross} Yeah, listen... {Carol} Out \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Hi! I\\xc2\\x92m so glad you\\xc2\\x92re here, but it\\xc2\\x92s gonna be a while. I-I wished you\\xc2\\x92d called first. {Mrs. Geller} Oh that\\xc2\\x92s all right, I\\xc2\\x92m coming back later with your father. {Ross} Oh good. {Mrs. Geller} I actually needed to talk to you before the birth. {Ross} Okay, what\\xc2\\x92s up? {Mrs. Geller} I brought something that I want to give you, assuming of course that you want it. {Ross} Ma, you\\xc2\\x92re asking me to marry you? {Mrs. Geller} This is your grandmother\\xc2\\x92s engagement ring, I want you to give it to Rachel. {Ross} Mom no, come on! Thank you. {Mrs. Geller} Just hear me out! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} Oh uh, I\\xc2\\x92m sorry. {Rachel} No Ross! Ross! Ross! My child has no father! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} I\\xc2\\x92m full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, I\\xc2\\x92ll regret it. {Joey} Hey! {Rachel} Hey! {Joey} What do you got there? {Rachel} Oh it\\xc2\\x92s umm, it\\xc2\\x92s tofu cake. Do you want some? {Chandler} What are you doing tonight? {Joey} Huh? Uh {Chandler} Dude! Dude! {Joey} Oh!  Sorry. Uh, I\\xc2\\x92ve got those plans with Phoebe, why? {Chandler} Oh really? Uh, Monica said she had a date at 9:00. {Joey} What?! Tonight?! {Chandler} That\\xc2\\x92s what Monica said. {Joey} After she gave me that big speech?! {Joey} She goes and makes a date with a guy on the same night she has plans with me? {Joey} I think she\\xc2\\x92s trying to pull a fast one on Big Daddy! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} I can\\'t believe you don\\'t want to know. {Rachel} I mean, I couldn\\'t not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows.... {Monica} And Monica knows... {Ross} Wha, heh, how could you know, I don\\'t even know! {Monica} Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me. {Joey} So what\\'s it gonna be? {Ross} Wait\\xc2\\x97oh\\xc2\\x97hey\\xc2\\x97huh, oh great now he knows, and I don\\'t know! {Monica} I\\'m sorry, I\\'m just excited about being an aunt! {Joey} Or an uncle... {Chandler} Hey Phoebe! {Ross} Hi Pheebs! {Rachel} Pheebs! {Phoebe} Fine! {Monica} Phoebe, what\\'s the matter? {Phoebe} Nothing, I\\'m sorry, I\\'m just, I\\'m out of sorts. {Rachel} Oh, right, that\\'s me! {Joey} Hey, Chandler, that table place closes at 7, come on. {Chandler} Fine. {Monica} Phoebe, what is it? {Phoebe} All right, you know Paolo? {Ross} I\\'m familiar with his work, yes... {Phoebe} Well, he made a move on me. {Joey} Whoa, store will be open tomorrow! {Chandler} More coffee over here, please! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} Hey! {Rachel} Hey! {Ross} Listen, I know you wanted to talk to me, but I have an idea that may make you want to stay married.  We register, and {Rachel} No! {Rachel} Ross, come on! {Rachel} No! {Rachel} Listen, look I thought a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line, Ross, is we can not stay married. {Ross} I don\\xc2\\x92t know if it\\xc2\\x92s true. {Rachel} Oh b-b-but it is! {Ross} Oh, okay, y\\xc2\\x92know what this is? {Rachel} Oh Ross, come on! This is not, this is not a marriage!! This is the world\\xc2\\x92s worst hangover! Ross, listen, if {Ross} All right. All right, I\\xc2\\x92ll do it. {Rachel} Thank you.  Hey-hey umm, uh, is there, is there any such thing as an annulment shower? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} By the way, the week before your wedding you may not see a lot of me. {Phoebe} Oh, hello liar. {Ross} Look, I-I\\xc2\\x92m really sorry I let go of the bike. {Phoebe} I could\\xc2\\x92ve been killed I hope you know! {Ross} I know. I know. But, can we please try it again? Huh? I mean, you were {Phoebe} Well, I would love to but\\xc2\\x85the bike got stolen and the police have no suspects. {Ross} Phoebe. {Phoebe} What?!  What the hell?! {Ross} All right, y\\xc2\\x92know what? {Ross} If you are not going to learn how to ride this bike then I\\xc2\\x92m sorry, I\\xc2\\x92m just gonna have to take it back. {Phoebe} What?! Why?! {Ross} Because! Because, it-it-it\\xc2\\x92s\\xc2\\x85 It\\xc2\\x92d be like you having this guitar  and-and never playing it. Okay, this guitar {Phoebe} All right. If you care enough to make up that load of crap, okay. {Ross} Great! Great!  You\\xc2\\x92re making the bike very happy. {Phoebe} Okay Ross!  Please don\\xc2\\x92t die! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Jim} And your breasts! Hmm!!! {Phoebe} Okay. {Phoebe} Umm look, you\\xc2\\x92re coming on a little strong. {Phoebe} But I\\xc2\\x92m going to give you the benefit of the doubt, because it seems the universe really wants to be together. {Phoebe} So, why don\\xc2\\x92t we just start over okay? {Phoebe} And you can just tell me about yourself. {Jim} All right. {Phoebe} Okay. {Jim} I write erotic novels, for children. {Phoebe} What?! {Jim} They\\xc2\\x92re wildly unpopular. {Phoebe} Oh my God! {Jim} Oh also, you might be interested to know that I have a Ph.D. {Phoebe} Wow! You do? {Jim} Yeah,  a Pretty Huge {Phoebe} All right. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Hmmm... this is so nice. {Ross} OK, I have a question. Well, actually, it\\'s not so much a question as.. more of a general wondering... ment. {Rachel} OK. {Ross} OK. Here goes. For a while now, I\\'ve been wanting to, um.... {Rachel} Ohhh!!!! {Ross} Yes, yes, that\\'s right... {Rachel} Oh, look at the little cat! {Ross} What?  Ow! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joshua} Okay! {Rachel} Oh, here\\xc2\\x92s that trench-coat that you wanted. {Joshua} Oh great!  Wow! Yeah, it\\xc2\\x92s comfortable. {Rachel} Yeah? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Hey! {Ross} Hi! {Rachel} What are you doing here? {Ross} Ah y\\'know, this building is on my paper route so I... {Rachel} Oh. {Ross} Hi. {Rachel} Hi. {Ross} How\\xc2\\x92d did it go? {Rachel} Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y\\'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldn\\xc2\\x92t shut up. {Ross} I\\xc2\\x92m so proud of you. {Rachel} Me too! {Ross} Listen, I\\xc2\\x92m ah, I\\xc2\\x92m sorry I\\xc2\\x92ve been so crazy and jealous and, it\\xc2\\x92s just that I like you a lot, so... {Rachel} I know. {Ross} Yeah. {Rachel} Yeah. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Well, it\\'s official there are no good movies. {Janice} Well, let\\'s go to a bad one and make out. {Monica} Perhaps, you would like me to turn like this,  so that you can bunny bump against my back. {Joey} Hey! {Phoebe} Hey. {Chandler} Hey, man. What\\'s up? {Joey} Maybe you can tell me. {Joey} My agent would like to know why I didn\\'t show up at the audition I didn\\'t know I had today. {Joey} The first good thing she gets me in weeks. {Joey} How could you not give me the message? {Chandler} Well, I\\'ll tell ya I do enjoy guilt, but, ah, it wasn\\'t me. {Phoebe} Yes, it was! It was him! Uh huh!  Okay, it was me! \",NEGATIVE\\n{Monica} Hey! How\\xc2\\x92s it goin\\xc2\\x92? ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} Pat Sajak? {Rachel} Yep! {Phoebe} Alex Trebek? {Rachel} Oh, of course! {Phoebe} Chuck Woolery? {Rachel} Definitely! Phoebe, you will not find a single game show host, who\\xc2\\x92s ass I cannot kick. {Rachel} Say it! {Phoebe} Say we are unagi! {Ross} It\\xc2\\x92s not something you are! It\\xc2\\x92s something you have! {Rachel} Say it! {Ross} Y\\xc2\\x92know what? I can easily get out of this, but there is a chance you can get very, very hurt! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} All right, that\\'s it, I quit. {Monica} What? I didn\\'t say anything. {Phoebe} Yeah, but this  isn\\'t the face of a person who trusts a person. {Phoebe} Ok, this  is the face of a person who, you know, doesn\\'t trust a person. {Monica} I\\'m sorry. I\\'m sorry, Phoebe. It\\'s just a little shorter than what we had discussed. {Phoebe} Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Janice} Oh. Oh I just cannot believe Clark stood me up! {Monica} He might still show up. {Janice} Oh, what are you, stupid? It\\xc2\\x92s been three hours. {Monica} Is that all? {Janice} I should just go on to happier things, okay? Umm, why don\\xc2\\x92t you tell about your lovely wedding? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} What the hell was that?! {Ross} A lesson in the importance of unagi. {Phoebe} Ohh, {Ross} Perhaps. Now I\\xc2\\x92m curious, at what point during those girlish screams would you have begun to {Rachel} All right, so we weren\\xc2\\x92t {Ross} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry I had to take such drastic measures to make my point, but I\\xc2\\x97look, I just want you guys to be safe. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Ok, got the vent open. {Phoebe} Hi, I\\'m Ben. I\\'m hospital worker Ben. It\\'s Ben... to the rescue! {Ross} Ben, you ready? {Ross} All right, gimme your foot. {Ross} Ok, on three, Ben. {Ross} One, two, three. {Ross} Ok, That\\'s it, Ben. {Susan} What do you see? {Phoebe} Well, Susan, I see what appears to be a dark vent. Wait. Yes, it is in fact a dark vent. {Ross} Phoebs, It\\'s open! It\\'s open! {Janitor} Wait! You forgot your legs! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Emily! {Emily} Oh my God! What are you doing here? {Ross} I just, I had to see you one more time before you took-off. {Emily} You are so sweet. {Ross} That\\xc2\\x92s, that\\xc2\\x92s, that\\xc2\\x92s a big candy bar. (She\\xc2\\x92s holding one of those huge {Emily} Me too. {Emily} Well, that\\xc2\\x92 me.  Here, have this.  I\\xc2\\x92m only allowed one piece of carryon anyway. {Ross} Wait uh, listen. {Ross} I-I, I have to tell you something. {Ross} Umm, I\\xc2\\x92ve been thinking, I\\xc2\\x92m just gonna come out and say it. {Ross} Okay? {Ross} I-I-I ah, I-I think I love you. {Emily} Oh.  Thank you. {Ross} That\\xc2\\x92s no problem. \",POSTIVE\\n{Phoebe} Ameri-can. {Joey} Ameri-ccan. {Phoebe} Ameri-can. Y\\'know it\\xc2\\x92s a {Sergei} Everybody!! ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} Is it better than the other salmon mousse? {Joey} It\\'s creamier. {Monica} Yeah, well, is that {Joey} I don\\'t know. We\\'re talking about whipped fish, Monica. I\\'m just happy I\\'m keeping it down, y\\'know? {Rachel} My God! What happened to you? {Chandler} Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests, intelligence tests, personality tests... and what do I learn? {Chandler} \"\"You are ideally suited for a career in data processing for a large multinational corporation.\"\" {Phoebe} That\\'s so great! \\'Cause you already know how to do that! {Chandler} Can you believe it? I mean, don\\'t I seem like somebody who should be doing something really {Rachel} Oh Chandler, I know, I know... oh, hey! You can see your nipples through this shirt! {Monica} Here you go, maybe this\\'ll cheer you up. {Chandler} Ooh, you know, I had a grape about five hours ago, so I\\'d better split this with you. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Hey, who\\'s this little naked guy? {Ross} That little naked guy would be me. {Rachel} Aww, look at the little thing. {Chandler} Who are those people? {Ross} Got me. {Monica} Oh, that\\'s Nana, right there in the middle.  \\'Me and the gang at Java Joe\\'s\\'. {Rachel} Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there? {Monica} Let\\'s see, 1939... yeah, 24, 25? {Ross} Looks like a fun gang. {Joey} Ooh, look-look-look-look-look! I got Monica naked! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Tiger!  Dragon! Iceberg!!  Joseph, did you even study at all last night? {Joey} Yes! Yes, I did. {Phoebe} Then do Iceberg! {Joey} G-sharp. {Phoebe} G {Joey} What?! I didn\\'t touch a guitar! {Phoebe} No, but you\\'re questioning my method! {Joey} No, I\\'m not questioning it, I\\'m saying it\\'s stupid!  What?! {Monica} Thank you. {Phoebe} Y\\'know none of my other student thought I was stupid. {Joey} Your other student, was you! {Phoebe} Yeah, well, y\\'know maybe you just need to try a little harder! {Joey} Look, maybe I need to try a real teacher! {Joey} Right here! {Joey} Here! {Joey} Andy Cooper, he teaches guitar and look ooh, there\\'s a nice picture of him with a little kid and {Phoebe} Fine! You go learn from your qualified instructor! But don\\'t come crying to me when everyone\\'s sick and tired of hearing you play {Rachel} \"\"Baddest man in the whole damn town.\"\" {Phoebe} Oh, fine! Take his side! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Maybe this would\\xc2\\x92ve happened if I\\xc2\\x92d been more nurturing, or I\\xc2\\x92d paid more attention, or I... had a uterus. {Ross} I can\\xc2\\x92t believe this! {Phoebe} I know no, no, y\\'know you don\\xc2\\x92t deserve this, you don\\xc2\\x92t Ross. {Phoebe} You\\xc2\\x92re, you\\xc2\\x92re really, you\\xc2\\x92re so good. {Ross} Thanks. {Phoebe} And you\\xc2\\x92re so sweet.  And you\\xc2\\x92re kind {Ross} Thanks. {Ross} Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. {Phoebe} Okay, it\\xc2\\x92s okay. {Ross} Wait, wait, wait. {Ross} My foot is stuck in the pocket. {Phoebe} What? {Ross} No, I can\\xc2\\x92t get it out. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} Noooo!  I\\'m lying. I am so drunk. {Rachel} Oh God, oh. {Rachel} Great, Monica, y\\'know what, you could\\'ve called, I have been up here, I\\'ve been worried... {Rachel} Monica? Monica! {Monica} Water rules! {Rachel} Yes, yes, it does. Okay, look, the restaurant called, they wanna know if you\\'re gonna be showing up for work? {Monica} Nope. Going to the {Rachel} Okay Monica, what are you doing? You\\'re gonna lose your job! This is not you! {Monica} No, it is me! {Monica} Y\\'know, I\\'m not just the person who needs to fluff the pillows and pay the bills as soon as they come in! {Monica} Y\\'know, when I\\'m with her, I am so much more than that. {Monica} I\\'m- I\\'m Monana! {Rachel} Hello? Yes, she is, hold on a second, please. Monana, it\\'s for you, the credit card people. {Monica} Helloooo? Yeah. Oh my God. Thanks. {Rachel} What? {Monica} They\\'ve arrested Monica. \",MIXED\\n\"{Monica} Alright. Phoebe? {Phoebe} Okay, okay. {Phoebe} If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs! {Ross} Yeah, see.. you took mine. Chandler, what about you? {Chandler} Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I\\'d.. make myself omnipotent forever. {Rachel} See, there\\'s always one guy.  \"\"If I had a wish, I\\'d wish for three more wishes.\"\" {All} Hey Joey. Hi. Hey, buddy. {Monica} Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent? {Joey} Probably kill myself! {Monica} ..Excuse me? {Joey} Hey, if Little Joey\\'s dead, then I got no reason to live! {Ross} Joey, uh- {Joey} You \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Elizabeth} Ross! Wait! {Ross} Elizabeth, thank God! I was just thinking about {Elizabeth} You suck!! {Ross} What?! {Ross} Okay, break-up\\xc2\\x92s still on! \",NEGATIVE\\n{Rachel} C\\'mon up. {Monica} Behind my brother\\'s back?  ... is exactly the kind of crazy thing you won\\'t be hearing from me. ,NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Triskaidekaphobia. {Ross} The fear of {Joey} No! No, fear of the number 13. {Ross} It\\xc2\\x92s possible, they have really sharp edges. {Joey} All right Chandler, you\\xc2\\x92re up. {Ross} Wait a minute, I-I believe I\\xc2\\x92m entitled to use my Angel Pass for a free turn? {Chandler} This game makes no sense! {Ross} Y\\xc2\\x92know what? You\\xc2\\x92re just upset because you\\xc2\\x92re losing. {Chandler} Oh come on Ross, I think we\\xc2\\x92re all losers here. {Joey} All right. Chandler, you can either spin the wheel or pick a Google card. {Chandler} Let me think. Let me think\\xc2\\x97Oh! I don\\xc2\\x92t care. {Joey} You-you must choose Mr. Bing. {Chandler} Either, it makes no difference. {Joey} Choose, you jackass! {Chandler} I\\xc2\\x92ll take a card. {Joey} Okay, you picked the Gimmie card! You get all of Ross\\xc2\\x92s points! {Ross} What?! {Chandler} This game is kinda fun. {Ross} You don\\xc2\\x92t think it\\xc2\\x92s a little crazy that you get all my points just \\xc2\\x91cause you {Chandler} I don\\xc2\\x92t think the contestants are supposed to speak to each other. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} Did you just flick me? {Rachel} OK, well, you wouldn\\'t let me finish and I was jus- [Monica flicks her back] Ow. That hurt [flicks Monica] {Phoebe} Oh!\\xc2\\xa0 All right.\\xc2\\xa0 Now, let\\'s not do this! {Phoebe} Happy thoughts!\\xc2\\xa0 Happy thoughts! {Phoebe} OK, now I\\'m gonna kick some ass. {Rachel} Ow! Ow! Ow! {Phoebe} Alright, now I will let go if you both stop. {Rachel} Fine! {Monica} Fine! {Phoebe} There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Exactly. So you didn\\xc2\\x92t, didn\\xc2\\x92t mention anything to Issac right? {Chloe} Oh, well I tell Issac everything. {Ross} You tell, of course you do. Issac. Issac. Hey, Issac. Issac, hi! Y\\'know we haven\\xc2\\x92t actually met... {Issac} You dog! {Ross} Yes, I suppose I am a dog. But Issac, see I-I happen to have a girlfriend. {Issac} Oh right, that Rachel chick from the coffee place. {Ross} Yeah, that\\xc2\\x92s the one. Listen, I don\\xc2\\x92t want to hurt her. {Issac} Oh, hey, man I know, doesn\\xc2\\x92t matter how much we love \\xc2\\x91em, monogamy is too cruel a rule. {Ross} Yeah. Listen, can you keep this information to yourself? {Issac} Aw, no problem dude. Y\\'know we got to look out for each other. We\\xc2\\x92re the same, you and me. {Ross} Actually, no, we\\xc2\\x92re not. {Issac} Yeah, we are. {Ross} No, we\\xc2\\x92re not. {Issac} Yeah, we are. {Ross} No, we\\xc2\\x92re not!! {Issac} Okay, we\\xc2\\x92re not. {Ross} Right. {Issac} But, we are. {Ross} Fine. I just need to know that you\\xc2\\x92re not gonna tell your sister. {Issac} I can promise not to tell her again. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} Nobody! {Phoebe} Nobody respects the bucket! {Phoebe} You wouldn\\'t believe what people put in here! {Phoebe} Look! {Phoebe} Okay, does this look like a garbage can to you? {Monica} No. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} All right, okay, this is great, uh, Chandler, you get behind the desk. {Joey} And-and when she comes in hopefully, she won\\xc2\\x92t recognise you because, well, why would she? {Joey} Uh, okay, and then you buzz Ross and I. {Joey} You be Mr. Gonzalez, and I\\xc2\\x92ll be uh, Mr. Wong. {Ross} Diverse. {The Stripper} Did anybody call for security? {Chandler} You be cool. {The Stripper} Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk?  Hey, Joey? {Ross} Where\\xc2\\x92s my ring? My dead grandmother\\xc2\\x92s wedding ring? Where is it? Where is it? {Chandler} Way to be cool, man. {The Stripper} What\\xc2\\x92s he talking about? {Joey} There was a ring, in a box, on my nightstand, after you left, it was gone! {The Stripper} Wait, you guys think I stole some ring? {Ross} We know you took so just-just save yourself the time and confess! {The Stripper} Okay, who are you? {The Stripper} The Hardy boys? {The Stripper} Look, I don\\xc2\\x92t need to steal some stupid ring, all right? {The Stripper} I make $1,600 a week doing what I do; any of you guys make that? {Chandler} Marry me. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} And y\\'know what, I just realised, in the last year I\\xc2\\x92ve only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. {Monica} You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game. {Rachel} Well, that shouldn\\xc2\\x92t be a problem. I mean I work in fashion and all I meet are eligible straight men. {Monica} Pete, can I get you something else? {Pete} Yeah, a slice of cheesecake and-and a date if you\\xc2\\x92re given\\xc2\\x92 \\xc2\\x91em out. {Monica} Haven\\xc2\\x92t you and I covered that topic? {Pete} Hmm, come on, you just said to her that you\\xc2\\x85. {Monica} Aww, the only reason you want to go out with me because my blond wig, and the big boobs, and the fact that I serve you food. {Pete} Well, if that were true, I\\xc2\\x92d dating my Aunt Ruth. {Pete} And the two times we went out were just plain awkward. {Pete} Come on, you think she should go out with me, don\\xc2\\x92t you? {Rachel} Well, I mean, are you sure you want to go out with her? {Rachel} I mean that ain\\xc2\\x92t a pretty picture in the morning, y\\xc2\\x92know what I mean. {Rachel} That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the night stand, y\\'know. {Monica} I mean really, think about it. {Pete} Ho-ho, I will. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time. {Chandler} It was unbelievable! {Chandler} We could totally be ourselves, we didn\\'t have to play any games... {Monica} So have you called her yet? {Chandler} Let her know I like her? {Chandler} What are you, insane? {Chandler} It\\'s the next day! {Chandler} How needy do I want to seem? {Chandler} I\\'m right, right? {Joey and Ross} Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let her dangle. {Monica} I can\\'t believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one of you people. {Phoebe} Oh, God, just do it!  Call her! Stop being so testosteroney! {Chandler} Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat.  I got her machine. {Joey} Her answer machine? {Chandler} No, interestingly enough her leaf blower picked up. {Phoebe} So, uh, why didn\\'t you say anything? {Chandler} Oh, no-no-no-no. Last time I left a spontaneous message I ended up using the phrase \"\"Yes indeedy-o.\"\" {Monica} Look look! It\\'s Rachel and Barry. No, don\\'t everybody look at once! {Ross} Okay, okay, what\\'s going on? {Phoebe} Okay, they\\'re just talking... {Ross} Yeah, well, does he look upset? Does he look like he was just told to shove anything? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} So umm, you\\xc2\\x92re gonna stay with me as long as I need you? {Mrs. Green} Of course I am! {Rachel} Oh mom, I swear I\\xc2\\x92m not an idiot. {Rachel} I\\xc2\\x92ve read all kinds of books on pregnancy and giving birth, but I-I just didn\\xc2\\x92t think to read the part about what to do when the baby comes. {Rachel} And-and then guess what? {Rachel} The baby\\xc2\\x92s coming and I don\\xc2\\x92t know what to do. {Rachel} Oh, can I throw up in my diaper genie? {Mrs. Green} No. Sweetie, you\\xc2\\x92re gonna be fine. {Rachel} Wait-wait where are you going? Where are you going? {Mrs. Green} I\\xc2\\x92m going to the bathroom. {Rachel} Okay. {Mrs. Green} Now don\\xc2\\x92t worry! Everything\\xc2\\x92s gonna be okay. {Monica} It {Ross} Hey! {Phoebe} Hey! Why are you all red and sweaty? {Ross} I just Bamboozled Chandler!  Which is not uh sexual thing. That was a quick shower. {Phoebe} Not if you were here. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Well, it was loong. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} I will be! Listen, I don\\xc2\\x92t want you teaching my son that stuff anymore. Okay? {Rachel} Fine. {Rachel} Fine, but I\\xc2\\x92ll have you know that once I taught him that stuff he called me Fun Aunt Rachel. {Rachel} And I loved being Fun Aunt Rachel but I\\xc2\\x92ll go back to being Boring and Uncomfortable Aunt Rachel if that\\xc2\\x92s what you want! {Ross} No that\\xc2\\x92s not what I want. Uh, I\\xc2\\x92m glad you guys were bonding but I {Rachel} Look he doesn\\xc2\\x92t have any brothers or sisters, somebody\\xc2\\x92s gonna have to teach him this stuff! {Rachel} And I haven\\xc2\\x92t taught him anything that a normal 6-year-old doesn\\xc2\\x92t know anyway! {Ben} Crap!! {Rachel} I gotta go! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Why are you here? {Janice} Well, Sid and I are trying again and we had trouble last time    because apparently we... {Chandler} No no no... I mean, {Janice} Oh! Someone\\'s a little cranky today cuz they have to do it in    a cup!  Oh! They gave you the kiddy size . {Chandler} What!? {Monica} This was fun! But I\\'ve got an invasive vaginal exam to get to! {Chandler} I\\'d love to stay, but I have eh...  got    a hot date... {Janice} Please... go!  Just let me know if you    need a hand! {Chandler} I think it just fell off. \",MIXED\\n\"{Joey} Oh yeah, Smokey Joe here got half way to the highway and collapsed. {Chandler} I have the lung capacity of a two year old. {Monica} Then why are you smoking? {Chandler} Well it\\xc2\\x92s very unsettling. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Good evening, sir. {Ross} My name is Ross Geller. {Ross} I\\'m one of the people who applied for the apartment. {Ross} And I-I realize that the competition is fierce but\\xc2\\x97I\\'m sorry. {Ross} I, I can\\'t help but notice you\\'re naked and  I applaud you. {Ross} Man, I wish I was naked. {Ross} I mean, this-this looks so great. {Ross} That is how God intended it. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey and Chandler} Ooooohh! {Phoebe} Oh yeah, I\\'m sure.  And all of a sudden his hands weren\\'t the problem anymore. {Monica} Was it...? {Phoebe} Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there. {Rachel} \"\"Ooo,\"\" what? {Phoebe} Uma Thurman. {Monica} Oh! {Ross} The actress! {Ross} Thanks Rach. {Chandler} So what are you gonna do? {Ross} You have to tell her! {Ross} You have to tell her! {Ross} It\\'s your moral obligation, as a friend, as a woman, I think it\\'s a feminist issue! {Ross} Guys? {Ross} Guys? {Chandler} Oh, yeah, you have to tell her. {Joey} Feminist issue. That\\'s where I went! {Phoebe} She is gonna hate me. {Ross} Yeah, well... \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Good job Joe! Well done! Top notch! {Joey} You liked it? You really liked it? {Chandler} Oh-ho-ho, yeah! {Joey} Which part exactly? {Chandler} The whole thing! Can we go? {Joey} Oh no-no-no, give me some specifics. {Chandler} I love the specifics, the specifics were the best part! {Joey} Hey, what about the scene with the kangaroo? Did-did you like that part? {Chandler} I was surprised to see a kangaroo in a World War I epic. {Joey} You fell asleep!! {Joey} There was no kangaroo! {Joey} They didn\\xc2\\x92t take any of my suggestions! {Joey} That\\xc2\\x92s for coming buddy. {Joey} I\\xc2\\x92ll see you later. {Chandler} Don\\xc2\\x92t go! {Chandler} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry. {Chandler} I\\xc2\\x92m so sorry! {Chandler} Look! {Chandler} This guy fell asleep! {Chandler} He fell asleep too! {Chandler} Be mad at him! {Chandler} Or, call an ambulance. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Janice} Honey, honey, people are looking. {Chandler} I don\\xc2\\x92t care!  I don\\xc2\\x92t care!! {Janice} Yeah, um, I\\xc2\\x92m, I\\xc2\\x92m leaving now. {Chandler} You can\\xc2\\x92t leave! I have your shoe! {Janice} Good-bye Chandler Bing. {Gunther} Rachel has those in burgendy. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} Look what I got! Look what I got! Look what I got!  Can you believe they make these for little people? {Rachel} Little village people. {Monica} Okay, look at this one. This is my favourite. {Rachel} Oh, that is so sweet! {Monica} I know! Phoebe is gonna love dressing them in these! {Rachel} Huh. Except, Phoebe\\xc2\\x92s not gonna be the one that gets to dress them. {Monica} Because she\\xc2\\x92s not gonna get to keep the babies. {Rachel} Oh my God! We are throwing the most depressing baby shower ever! {Monica} Wait a minute! {Monica} Unless, we give her all gifts she can use after she\\xc2\\x92s done being pregnant. {Monica} Like-like umm, regular coffee, Tequila. {Rachel} Oh, and somebody can get those leather pants she\\xc2\\x92s always wanted! {Monica} Oh, she\\xc2\\x92s gonna love that! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Of course the packaging does appeal to grown-ups and kids alike. {Carol} Ross, you\\'re being silly. I\\'ve tried it, it\\'s no big deal. Just taste it. {Ross} That would be no. {Phoebe} Come on. It doesn\\'t taste bad. {Joey} Yeah, it\\'s kinda sweet, sorta like, uh... {Susan} Cantaloupe juice. {Joey} Exactly. {Ross} You\\'ve tasted it? You\\'ve tasted it. {Susan} Uh huh. {Ross} Oh, you\\'ve tasted it. {Susan} You can keep saying it, but it won\\'t stop being true. {Ross} Gimme the bottle.  Gimme the towel. \",NEUTRAL\\n{Phoebe} Oh and I need to talk to you. {Monica} About what? {Phoebe} To see if know what these guys are talking about. ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Thank you so much for coming back over. {Mona} Oh good, you\\xc2\\x92re here. Yeah, and I was worried that it was going to be uncomfortable. {Rachel} I know Mona, just hear me out. {Rachel} First of all, I\\xc2\\x92m so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. {Rachel} You\\xc2\\x92re gonna have to tell me how you did that. {Ross} Focus. {Rachel} Okay. Um\\xc2\\x85But\\xc2\\x97Okay, yes Ross and I used to date. And yes we are gonna have a baby. But we are \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} Okay, come on, I can\\'t get married until I get something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue. {Chandler} Okay, all right, all right, all right! Okay!  Okay, here\\'s something, here\\'s something blue and new. \",MIXED\\n\"{Monica} What?! What are you doing?! {Chandler} Do you know what just happened? {Monica} Yeah. We-we had sex and then we fell asleep. {Chandler} No. We were in the middle of sex\\xc2\\x85and {Monica} Nooo! No, that\\xc2\\x92s not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked my world! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} I can\\xc2\\x92t believe this! How long as this been going on? {Monica} Well umm, Alexandra has been {Phoebe} Oh, it has a name? {Monica} Phoebe, don\\xc2\\x92t get upset! {Phoebe} Okay\\xc2\\x97Oop! Too late! I\\xc2\\x92m leaving! Come on Chandler let\\xc2\\x92s go! {Chandler} Well, Phoebe I thought I\\xc2\\x92d\\xc2\\x97\\xc2\\x97Yeah, what the hell. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} She said what? {Emily} She said, \"\"If I\\xc2\\x92m not gonna be happy getting married somewhere that we find in a day, well then we should just postpone it.\"\" {Ross} Postpone it? {Ross} Emily, do you think Monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding? {Ross} Do you my sister\\xc2\\x92s teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here, huh? {Ross} This isn\\xc2\\x92t right. {Emily} I realize that people are going to be disappointed. But, I\\xc2\\x92m sure they\\xc2\\x92ll come back when we can do it right. {Ross} I can\\xc2\\x92t ask people to do that? Would you ask people to do that? {Emily} Don\\xc2\\x92t you point your pants at me! {Emily} We have no choice! {Emily} Anywhere that\\xc2\\x92s half-decent would\\xc2\\x92ve be booked months ago, Ross don\\xc2\\x92t you understand? {Emily} This is our wedding I\\xc2\\x92m talking about. {Ross} The only thing I understand is postponing it is not an option. This is when we\\xc2\\x92re getting married. {Emily} So what are you saying? It\\xc2\\x92s now or never? {Ross} No. I\\xc2\\x92m saying it\\xc2\\x92s now. {Emily} Or? {Ross} There\\xc2\\x92s no \\xc2\\x91or\\xc2\\x92 in mind. What is wrong with these pants?!! {Emily} It\\xc2\\x92s not the pants. {Emily} It\\xc2\\x92s you that is backwards. {Emily} And if, and if you don\\xc2\\x92t understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldn\\xc2\\x92t get married at all! {Ross} No, wait! Emily! No, wait, stop! Emily, please\\xc2\\x97 \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} So, you stole my joke, and you stole my money. {Ross} Well, I was going to stick it in the ATM, but now I think I\\xc2\\x92ll show the sexy teller that I am a published writer. {Chandler} Well, she is going to know that you stole the joke. {Ross} Oh, what are you going to do, follow me down there? {Chandler} Yeah! {Ross} Well, I\\xc2\\x92m not going to go now anyway . {Chandler} Okay . {Gunther} Here you go. {Joey} Ah, Gunther, I can\\xc2\\x92t pay for this right now because I\\xc2\\x92m not working, so I\\xc2\\x92ve had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin\\xc2\\x92 for stuff. {Gunther} Well, if you want, you can work here. {Joey} Uh, I don\\xc2\\x92t know. {Joey} Ya see, it\\xc2\\x92s just, see I was a regular on a soap opera y\\xc2\\x92know? {Joey} And to go from that to this, I just\\xc2\\x85 Plus, I\\xc2\\x92d have to wait on all my friends. {Gunther} Okay, but the money\\xc2\\x92s good, plus you get to stare at Rachel as much as you want. {Joey} What?! {Gunther} Flexible hours. {Joey} Maybe I could be a waiter. Could I use the phone? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} No real-, honey, really it\\xc2\\x92s fine, just g-go with Susan. {Ross} Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. {Ross} Okay, okay, bye {Phoebe} So what are they doing? {Ross} I don\\xc2\\x92t know, something girlie. {Phoebe} Hey, you\\xc2\\x92re early. {Monica} What are you doing with the lamp? {Phoebe} I\\xc2\\x92m just taking it to be re-wired. {Monica} Oh, well don\\xc2\\x92t take it to the same place you took the stereo, \\xc2\\x91cause they\\xc2\\x92ve had that thing for over a week. {Phoebe} No, no, Mr. Heckles no one is making any noise up here. {Mr. Heckles} You\\xc2\\x92re disturbing my oboe practice. {Phoebe} You don\\xc2\\x92t play the oboe! {Mr. Heckles} I could play the oboe! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Thanks for the coffee, or bedankt voor de koffie, Gunter. {Ross} Yeah, we\\xc2\\x92re done. {Ross} Ezel? Ezel? Ezel? {Joey} Hey Ross! Listen, do you want to go see that new Imax movie on tide pools? {Ross} Really?! {Joey} No. But I got Knicks tickets for you, me, and Chandler. {Ross} Sweet! {Joey} All right, well finish your coffee; let\\xc2\\x92s go. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Julie} Rachel, do you have any muffins left? {Rachel} Yeah, I forget which ones. {Julie} Oh, you\\'re busy, that\\'s ok, I\\'ll get it. Anybody else want one? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Hello? {Russell} Hello, is Ross there? {Rachel} Uh no, he\\xc2\\x92s not. Can I take a message? {Russell} Yes, this Russell, Ross\\xc2\\x92s divorce lawyer, just tell him that since I haven\\xc2\\x92t heard from him, I assume he\\xc2\\x92s decided to give the marriage a try. {Rachel} Ross got married again\\xc2\\x97Nooooooo!!!!!!!!! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} ...love you. {Ross} Are you\\'re hands still wet? {Joey} Uh, moist, yeah. {Rachel} Let\\'s dry \\'em again. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Yeah. She\\xc2\\x92s putting her down now, that\\xc2\\x92s her. {Rachel} Oh it\\xc2\\x92s all right. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Tag} Good morning. {Rachel} Hi Tag! Hey, so did you have fun with uh, with Joey last night? {Tag} Oh yeah! We went to the Knicks game. {Rachel} Ohh that\\xc2\\x92s nice. {Tag} Then we went to this bar and he hooked us up with all these women! {Rachel} Wo-women? You mean like old women? {Tag} Well kinda old, like 30. {Rachel} Oh. {Tag} And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like 20 phone numbers last night. {Rachel} That\\xc2\\x92s great! Wow man, so Joey must\\xc2\\x92ve really taught you some stuff huh? {Tag} A little. {Rachel} Yeah? {Tag} How you doin\\xc2\\x92? \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Okay. Just give us a second. Ross! {Ross} Yeah? {Rachel} Give her some money. {Ross} I really think they\\xc2\\x92re out of rooms. {Rachel} They\\xc2\\x92re not!! Ross, they\\xc2\\x92re just saving them for the important people!! Okay?! What-what if I was the president?! {Ross} Well then we\\xc2\\x92d be in a lot of trouble, you don\\xc2\\x92t know where any countries are. {Ross} Okay. {Ross} Uh, say would you umm\\xc2\\x85 Would you mind checking again to see if any umm, private rooms may have  opened up? {Nurse} This is a hospital. {Rachel} Y\\xc2\\x92know what? {Rachel} I\\xc2\\x92d have to say I really don\\xc2\\x92t care for your tone. {Rachel} And this is not the only hospital in this city and we have no problem to\\xc2\\x97Whoa! {Rachel} Oh gosh! {Ross} What-what? {Rachel} Ow! Ow! Contraction.  Ow-ow! Ow-ow! {Nurse} Would you like to see a semi-private room? {Rachel} Yeah, it couldn\\xc2\\x92t hurt to look. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Okay, I think we can get the evaluation back before they see it, but we\\xc2\\x92re gonna have to get into Mr. Zelner\\xc2\\x92s office. {Rachel} Now, he doesn\\xc2\\x92t get in until 10, so he\\xc2\\x92s no problem, but his assistant, Betty, she comes in early to eat her breakfast at her desk. {Tag} That\\xc2\\x92s kinda sad. {Rachel} Yeah, well Betty is kinda sad. Which is why I believe I can lure her away with these chocolates.  Now, while I distract her, {Tag} Got it! {Rachel} Let\\xc2\\x92s roll! {Mr. Zelner} Hello Rachel, you uh, got a minute? {Rachel} Yeah, sure Mr. Zelner, for you anything\\xc2\\x97minute. Okay. Fine.  Abort the plan, abort the plan. {Mr. Zelner} Uh actually, I\\xc2\\x92d like to speak with both of you. {Rachel} Okay. Uh, well can we, can we get you anything Mr. Zelner? Maybe some chocolates? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Hotel Clerk} I think you\\'ll find this room more to your liking. {Chandler} Okay, great. {Hotel Clerk} They say he\\'s only got half a tank left. {Chandler} Half a tank? We still got a lot of high-speed chasing to do! {Monica} We\\'re switching rooms again. {Chandler} What? Why? {Monica} This is a garden view room, and we paid for an ocean view room. {Hotel Clerk} Our last ocean view room was unacceptable to you. {Monica} Excuse me, umm, can I talk to you over here for just a second? {Chandler} Uh-huh. {Monica} Chandler! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} What? No! No, I\\xc2\\x92m not stopping. I\\xc2\\x92m Red Ross! {Joey} Dude, if you go back out there, you\\xc2\\x92re gonna be Dead Ross! {Ross} I don\\xc2\\x92t care! I am not quitting! I insist on finishing this game! {Emily} All right, all right, if you insist on doing this, at least let me help you. {Ross} No, God no! That is no place for a woman. Those guys will grab anything. {Emily} No. That\\xc2\\x92s not what I\\xc2\\x92m saying. I just may know a few things that might help you inflict some pain. {Ross} I like that. {Emily} Yeah? Listen closely, Devon has got a weak ankle. {Ross} Huh? {Emily} One swift kick and he\\xc2\\x92ll back off. {Ross} All right, bad ankle, got it! {Emily} And that big bloke with the beard, he has got a trick hip. {Emily} Yeah. {Emily} And uh, and David over there, I heard he doesn\\xc2\\x92t wear a cup. {Ross} Yeah? I can use that, trick hip, no cup, okay! Okay! {Emily} And uh, Liam, Liam\\xc2\\x92s got bad knees. You hit him right and he\\xc2\\x92ll go down like a lamp. {Ross} But-but, Liam\\xc2\\x92s on my team. {Emily} I don\\xc2\\x92t care! You just get him! {Ross} I\\xc2\\x92m gonna go get him! Okay, I am going back in! {Joey} The Red Ross! Okay. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} Okay, we have a lot of options here, a number of prototypes for you to try on. {Joey} Wow! This looks great! {Monica} Yeah! Okay, this one is a mushroom cap.  Umm, this one is made of bologna. {Joey} And-and-and-and-and the toothpicks? \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} These little women. Wow! {Chandler} Your liking it, huh? {Joey} Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jo\\xc2\\x92s manuscript. I don\\xc2\\x92t see how he could ever forgive her. {Ross} Umm, Jo\\xc2\\x92s a girl, it\\xc2\\x92s short for Josephine. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} This sucks! I didn\\xc2\\x92t know I had to stay up all night before I went to this stupid sleep clinic! I\\xc2\\x92m so tired! {Chandler} It\\xc2\\x92s 6:00. {Rachel} Hi! {Joey} Yeah, Rach, I think you\\xc2\\x92re handling that really well. {Rachel} Handling it? {Rachel} What do you mean, handling it? {Rachel} There\\xc2\\x92s nothing to handle. {Rachel} Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasn\\xc2\\x92t for me and Joshua. {Rachel} Y\\xc2\\x92know, they\\xc2\\x92re not gonna get married anyway! {Chandler} What? {Rachel} Come on! {Rachel} They rushed into this thing so fast it\\xc2\\x92s ridiculous! {Rachel} And somewhere along the way, one of them is gonna realise what they\\xc2\\x92ve done and they\\xc2\\x92re call the whole thing off. {Rachel} I\\xc2\\x92m telling ya, you\\xc2\\x92re gonna be dancing at my wedding before you\\xc2\\x92re dancing at there\\xc2\\x92s. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Barry} Sorry about that. So. What have you been up to? {Rachel} Oh, not much. I-I got a job. {Barry} Oh, that\\'s great. {Rachel} Why are- why are you so tanned? {Barry} Oh, I, uh- I went to Aruba. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} Man. Can you believe he\\'s only had sex with one woman? {Chandler} I think it\\'s great. Y\\'know, it\\'s sweet, it\\'s romantic... {Joey} Really? {Chandler} No, you kidding? The guy\\'s a freak.. {Both} Hey, buddy. {Receptionist} Oh, that\\'s attractive. {Chandler} Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight. {Ross} Fun? Where was the fun? Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? Where\\'s my puck? {Joey} Oh, ah- the kid has it. {Ross} The kid...?  Excuse me, uh, that\\'s, that\\'s my puck. {Chandler} You gotta do it, man. {Ross} Oh yeah? Well, I\\'m rubber, you\\'re glue, whatever\\xc2\\x97\\xc2\\x97can\\'t do it.  Listen, uh- gimme back my puck. {Ross} Yes\\', how about. C\\'mere. Gimme! {Receptionist} Hey! Hey! No rough holding in my ER! {Ross} GIVE ME MY PUCK!! {Ross} ...Now \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} I just\\xc2\\x97I thought you guys were doing it, I didn\\'t know you were in love! {Joey} Dude! {Chandler} And hats off to Phoebe. Quite a competitor.  And might I say your breasts are still showing. {Phoebe} God! {Joey} All right! So that\\'s it! It\\'s over! Everybody knows! {Monica} Well actually, Ross doesn\\'t. {Chandler} Yes, and we\\'d appreciate it if no one told him yet. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Katie} You were so funny with that waiter! You\\'re such a nut! {Joey} Y\\'know, breadstick fangs are always funny. {Katie} No, you make them funny. You\\'re the funny one! {Joey} Uhh, look Katie, uh listen, we-we need to talk. {Joey} Okay? {Joey} Umm, look I like you. {Joey} I-I really do, I like you a lot. {Joey} Okay? {Joey} But sometimes when you, when you playfully punch me like that it-it feels like someone\\'s hitting me with a very tiny but very {Katie} Aww, like I could hurt you. Are you making fun of my size? Don\\'t make fun of me because of my size! \",MIXED\\n\"{Monica} A new pair of shoes for the Chan-Chan man!  Yes! {Chandler} Yes! I\\'ve-I\\'ve never seen a roll like this in my life! {Monica} That\\'s right baby! Okay, what do I want now? {Chandler} Okay, ah umm, ah, a 8. Ah, a 6? {Monica} Pick a number! That is your {Chandler} 8. 8! {Monica} Thank you! {Chandler} If you get this one, we buy everybody here a steak dinner! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Rachel} So now, these are all the tuxedos that we make and if there\\xc2\\x92s anything that you like, we can make you a deal. {Rachel} Anything at all. {Rachel} But these are the three that Monica pre-approved. {Chandler} Well, thanks a lot for hookin\\xc2\\x92 me up Rach. I want you to know that I want you to attend our wedding as my guest. {Rachel} I\\xc2\\x92m Monica\\xc2\\x92s maid of honor. Okay? Don\\xc2\\x92t try to blue pin me! \",NEUTRAL\\n{Nurse} Why don\\xe2\\x80\\x99t we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow. {Joey} Are you kidding me?! {Rachel} It\\xe2\\x80\\x99s just so frustrating! Why doesn\\xe2\\x80\\x99t she want my breast?! {Joey} I don\\xe2\\x80\\x99t know! Maybe she\\xe2\\x80\\x99s crazy! ,NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} You know what? You are right. I {Rachel} Good for you Pheebs! {Phoebe} Ok. {Phoebe} Okay  If you guys have microphones in there too, I didn\\'t mean \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Gunther} Someone in there? {Chandler} No. This is just part of a dare devil game that I play called \\xc2\\x91wait until the last moment before I burst and die.\\xc2\\x92 {Chandler} Jeez, man did you fall.. Hi! So ah, did ya, did-did-did ya fall high? {Woman} Someone was in the lady\\'s room, I couldn\\xc2\\x92t wait. I left the lid up for ya though. {Chandler} Y\\'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, I\\xc2\\x92m-I\\xc2\\x92m talking to ah, .  This is the part where you say your name. {Woman} Ginger. {Chandler} Ginger. I\\xc2\\x92m talking to Ginger, so.... {Ginger} Don\\xc2\\x92t you have to use the bathroom? {Chandler} Nope, nope, I\\xc2\\x92d just ah, I\\xc2\\x92d rather talk to you. {Chandler} Yes, I do. {Chandler} Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom. {Gunther} Someone in here. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} I\\'m just sayin\\' if dogs do experience jet lag, then, because of the whole um, seven dog years to one human year thing, then, when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles, he doesn\\'t just lose three hours, he loses like a week and a half. {Kristin} That\\'s funny. Who are they? {Ross} The blond woman is my ex-wife, and the woman touching her is her... close, personal friend. {Kristin} You mean they\\'re lovers. {Ross} If you wanna put a label on it. {Kristin} Wow, uh, anything else I should know? \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Chandler} All right! I found one that fits! {Rachel} Well y\\xc2\\x92know what they say, the 23 {Chandler} Whose is it? {Rachel} Oh does it matter?! All that matters is that you look so handsome. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} I won! I won! I finally won! {The Lurker} I won! That was my quarter! {Phoebe} Fine! Here! Take a hike toots! {The Lurker} Excuse me, sir! This lady played my quarter, this is my money. {The Security Guard} Is that true miss? {Phoebe} Sells drugs to kids. {The Security Guard} What?! {Phoebe} She sells drugs to kids. {The Lurker} It was my quarter! {The Security Guard} Was it her quarter? {Phoebe} How about we talk about this over dinner? {The Security Guard} Okay lady, you\\'re out of here. {Phoebe} No! No, you can\\'t arrest me! No!! I won\\'t go back! I won\\'t go back to that hell hole!! {The Security Guard} I\\'m just taking you outside! {Phoebe} Oh, okay. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} I can\\xc2\\x92t believe we\\xc2\\x92re here. {Chandler} Oh you\\xc2\\x92ve got to be kidding me. {Monica} What? {Front Desk Clerk} As a wedding gift to you, the hotel would like to give you the honeymoon suite. {Monica} No!! You have been screwing us all day! {Man} Who are you? {Chandler} We\\xc2\\x92re you just ten seconds later! {Monica} You already got the first class tickets.. you got the lounge! {Monica} I mean we should get free stuff too! {Monica} I mean you\\xc2\\x92re not the only ones on your honeymoon! {Woman} Well you can have the suite if you want. {Woman} We don\\xc2\\x92t care about where we stay. {Woman} We\\xc2\\x92re here to celebrate our love together. {Woman} We don\\xc2\\x92t have to get free stuff. {Woman} We just want to be together. {Chandler} We need the stuff. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Okay umm, Ross? {Rachel} I\\'m-I\\'m really warm, so I\\'m going to be taking off my sweater. {Rachel} Now, I\\'m just letting you know that this is {Ross} Yep! That\\'s hilarious! {Rachel} I\\'m sorry. I\\'m done. I\\'m done. {Ross} Y\\'know, last night was embarrassing for you too. {Rachel} No, not really. I mean you\\'ve seen me naked hundreds of times. {Ross} Uh-huh. But it was a first for the rest of my building. {Rachel} Okay. All right, that\\'s true! But y\\'know I just don\\'t embarrass that easily. {Ross} What?! You totally get embarrassed! {Rachel} No, I don\\'t! Ross, I think I\\'m just a more secure person than you are. {Ross} Is that so? {Rachel} Yeah. {Ross} Hey lady! I don\\'t care how much you want it! Okay?! I am \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Hey. {Ross} Chandler. I sensed it was you. {Chandler} What?! {Ross} Unagi. I\\xc2\\x92m always aware. {Chandler} Okay, are you aware unagi  is an eel? {Ross} What\\xc2\\x92s up? {Chandler} I can\\xc2\\x92t figure out what to make Monica. {Ross} Oh, why don\\xc2\\x92t you make her one of your little jokes. {Chandler} I\\xc2\\x92m going crazy! Okay? Do you have any thing around here that looks homemade? {Ross} Y\\xc2\\x92know what? {Ross} She\\xc2\\x92d-she\\xc2\\x92d love this. {Ross} Uh, it\\xc2\\x92s an exact replica of Apollo 8. {Ross} I made it in the sixth grade. {Chandler} Yeah, I guess I could use that. I could say that your love sends me to the moon. {Ross} Yeah-yeah, except Apollo 8 didn\\xc2\\x92t actually land on the moon. {Ross} But you-you-you could write that umm, your love lets me orbit the moon twice and return safely. {Chandler} Wait a minute, I can\\xc2\\x92t give this to her. {Ross} Why not? {Chandler} Because it says \"\"Captain Ross\"\" on the side and \"\"I hate Monica\"\" on the bottom. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} No-no wait-wait! I can\\xc2\\x92t just let you hang up! Just please talk to me. {Earl} Well\\xc2\\x85I only have one thing to do today.  I guess I could push it back. {Phoebe} Yeah! Now, why do you want to kill yourself? {Earl} It\\xc2\\x92s just that I uh, have been working for ten years now at this meaningless, dead-end job and nobody here even knows I exist! {Phoebe} Chandler? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Hey, thank you so much for these tickets, Chandler. {Chandler} Oh well, this was a really important experience for me, and    I wanted to share it with you. {Monica} Oh, you\\'re so wonderful. \",POSTIVE\\n{Phoebe} Would she? {Joey} Would she?  You ate my candy bar! ,NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} I\\xc2\\x92m guess I\\xc2\\x92m just done with the whole dating thing. {Rachel} It\\xc2\\x92s one more thing in my life that\\xc2\\x92s suddenly completely different. {Rachel} This is hard. {Ross} Yeah I know. {Ross} On the other hand in um, in about seven months you\\xc2\\x92re gonna have something that you\\xc2\\x92re gonna love more than any guy you\\xc2\\x92ve ever gone out with. {Ross} Just wait. {Ross} Wait until uh, wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger. {Ross} You have no idea. {Rachel} Thanks sweetie. {Ross} You wanna, you wanna grab some coffee? {Rachel} Oh no, I think I\\xc2\\x92m gonna go home and eat ten candy bars. {Ross} Hey, I thought I cheered you up. {Rachel} Oh you did, there are twenty in here. {Ross} Right. Good night. {Rachel} Good night. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} I don\\xc2\\x92t get it! {Joey} It was in my room all night! {Joey} And if she didn\\xc2\\x92t take it, and I didn\\xc2\\x92t take it; and you  didn\\xc2\\x92t take it, then who did? {Joey} Shh! {Joey} We\\xc2\\x92re trying to think! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} And you\\xc2\\x92re upset because you didn\\xc2\\x92t make your best friend cry? {Monica} I mean, all I\\xc2\\x92m asking for is just a little emotion! {Monica} Is that too much to ask after six years?! {Monica} I mean what? {Monica} Are-are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys?! {Monica} I mean do we not have as much fun?! {Monica} Don\\xc2\\x92t I deserve a few tears?!! {Monica} I mean we-we told Joey, he cried his eyes out! {Joey} Hey! {Joey} I did not cry my eyes out!! {Joey} Come on! {Joey} It\\xc2\\x92s like the end of an era! {Joey} No more J-man and Channie\\xc2\\x92s! {Chandler} Okay, I gotta ask, who calls us that?! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} Oh, did you catch him?! {Ross} Wh-what did he say?! {Phoebe} He said, \"\"Nice to meet you Glenda.\"\"  Well, obviously I couldn\\'t give him my real name? {Rachel} Why?! Why not?! {Phoebe} Come on, you saw the way he ran out of here! {Phoebe} He\\'s gonna stick around and talk to the daughter he abandoned! {Joey} What did you say to him? {Phoebe} Well, I said, I told him y\\'know, that I was the executor person of Francis\\' will and that I needed to talk to him so I\\'m gonna meet him at the coffee house later. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Okay. {Rachel} Ross, didn\\'t you say that there was an elevator in here? {Ross} Uhh, yes I did but there isn\\'t. Okay, here we go. {Ross} Okay, go left. Left! Left! {Rachel} Okay, y\\'know what? There is no more left, left! {Ross} Oh okay, lift it straight up over your head! {Ross} Straight up over your head! {Ross} You can do it! {Ross} You can do it! {Ross} Okay. {Ross} You got it? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Are you sure? I\\xc2\\x92ll bet there\\xc2\\x92s another flight to Minsk in like {David} July. Umm, {Phoebe} That\\xc2\\x92s really beautiful. What does it mean? {David} Please, clean my beakers. I don\\xc2\\x92t get out of the lab much. {Phoebe} That\\xc2\\x92s good. I got to admit, I thought it was something else. {David} Yeah, I\\xc2\\x85 Well I really actually wanted to say umm, that, but um, I figured I probably shouldn\\xc2\\x92t because y\\xc2\\x92know, I\\xc2\\x85have to leave. {Phoebe} You\\xc2\\x92re right! You\\xc2\\x92re right. Don\\xc2\\x92t say it. {David} I-I do though. {Phoebe} I do too. {David} Bye Phoebe. {Phoebe} Okay, now\\xc2\\x92s not the time Joey. All right? You can yell at me tomorrow. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Fine! Do you want something to drink? {Ross} Sure, what do you got? {Joey} Warm milk and \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} Oh no it\\xc2\\x92s not, no it\\xc2\\x92s not. It\\xc2\\x92s a first date. I\\xc2\\x92m {Chandler} Ho-oh, he\\xc2\\x92s gonna get some! {Chandler} Of the glare from the streetlight out of his apartment. {Chandler} Y\\xc2\\x92know so umm, he\\xc2\\x92s closed the drapes there so he can have a nice, pleasant conversation with your little sister. {Chandler} Well, I\\xc2\\x92m off to bed! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Mr. Heckles} I could have birds. {Monica} Okay, Mr. Heckles, we\\'ll try to keep it down. {Mr. Heckles} Thank you. I\\'m going to rejoin my dinner party. {Rachel} All right, bye-bye. {Chandler} Okay, Janice. Janice. You gotta give me Janice. That wasn\\'t about being picky. {Ross} We\\'ll give you Janice. {Phoebe} I miss Janice though.  \"\"Hello, Chandler Bing.\"\" {Rachel} \"\"Oh, my, god.\"\" {Joey} \"\"Oh, Chandler, now, now, that\\'s it. There, faster!\"\" {Monica} Stop with the broom, we\\'re not making noise. {Rachel} We won. We won! {Monica} Mr. Heckles. {Rachel} How did this happen? {Mr. Treeger} He musta been sweeping. They found a broom in his hand. {Monica} That\\'s terrible. {Mr. Treeger} I know. I was sweeping yesterday. It coulda been me. {Ross} Sure, you coulda. You never know. {Mr. Treeger} You never know. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} Phoebe! Come on! Let\\xc2\\x92s go!  Come on!  Why aren\\xc2\\x92t you dressed yet?! {Phoebe} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry, but I just wrote the best dance song for your wedding. Check this out. {Monica} No, Phoebe, I\\xc2\\x92ll tell you what, if you get ready now I\\xc2\\x92ll let you play it at the wedding. {Phoebe} Really?! {Phoebe} Oh that\\xc2\\x92s so exciting! {Phoebe} Thanks Mon! {Phoebe} Oh but Mon, if you touch my guitar again I\\xc2\\x92ll have to pound on you for a little bit. {Monica} Fair enough, now go get ready! {Monica} I\\xc2\\x92ll get everybody else , finally we can start celebrating my\\xc2\\x97 I\\xc2\\x92m sorry, uh apparently I\\xc2\\x92ve opened the door to the past. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Roger} What\\'s wrong, sweetie? {Phoebe} Nothing, nothing. {Roger} Aaaah, what\\'s wrong, c\\'mon. {Phoebe} It\\'s, I mean, it\\'s nothing, I\\'m fine. {Phoebe} It\\'s my friends. {Phoebe} They-they have a liking problem with you. {Phoebe} In that, um, they don\\'t. {Roger} Oh. They don\\'t. {Phoebe} But they don\\'t see all the wonderfulness that I see. {Phoebe} They don\\'t see all the good stuff and all the sweet stuff. {Phoebe} They just think you\\'re a little... {Roger} What? {Phoebe} Intense and creepy. \",MIXED\\n\"{Tag} I don\\xc2\\x92t think I should say. {Rachel} Ohh, you can say. Come on, I don\\xc2\\x92t want you to feel like you can\\xc2\\x92t tell me things. {Tag} Okay. {Rachel} \\xc2\\x91Kay. {Tag} Well {Rachel} Yeah. {Tag} I\\xc2\\x92d love to ask out your friend Phoebe. {Rachel} Yeah, she\\xc2\\x92s gay. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{All} Push, push! {Ross} We\\'re here! {Carol} Where have you been? {Ross} Long story, honey. {Dr. Franzblau} All right, Carol, I need you to keep pushing. I need\\xc2\\x97 Excuse me, could I have this? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Bob. Bob! Bob!!!  What the hell are you doing?! {Bob} I just found out this is Chandler\\xc2\\x92s office! Come on Toby, give me a hand! \",MIXED\\n\"{Chandler} I invented the game of Cups as a way to give Joey money. {Ross} And now you want that money back. {Chandler} Exactly. {Ross} Chandler, what kind of an idiot do you take me for? {Chandler} It\\xc2\\x92s not a real game! I made it up! {Ross} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry you lost your money, but I won it fair and square. \",POSTIVE\\n{Mark} Yeah. I can just go home and get back at him by myself. ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} She\\xc2\\x92s not crazy is she? {Monica} No. {Joey} So uh, how you doin\\xc2\\x92? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} It\\xc2\\x92s so secluded up here. {Paul} I know. I like it up here. {Rachel} I feel like we\\xc2\\x92re the only two people in the world.  Oops. Sorry. {Paul} What\\xc2\\x92s the matter honey? Did you see a little mouse? {Rachel} No-no! Big bear! Big bear outside! I think I-I\\xc2\\x97would you\\xc2\\x97actually, would you go check on that? {Paul} Honey, we don\\xc2\\x92t have any bears here. {Rachel} Well, okay. Would-would you get me a {Paul} Okay. I\\xc2\\x92ll be right back. {Rachel} Okay.  What?! What are you doing here?! {Ross} What are {Rachel} I came with Paul! {Ross} Yeah, I recognize the ankles! {Rachel} Get up! {Paul} Here you go honey! {Rachel} Ahh. Thank you! {Paul} Diet Coke \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} And that\\xc2\\x92s I\\xc2\\x92m so glad\\xc2\\x85 there\\xc2\\x92s no problem. {Joanna} That\\xc2\\x92s fine, actually I\\xc2\\x92m on the hiring committee, so there\\xc2\\x92ll be at least one friendly face. {Rachel} Ohh! That\\xc2\\x92s great! {Joanna} You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the {Rachel} Really?! {Joanna} No-ho-ho! {Joanna} Yeah. {Joanna} I mean, no-no-no-no-no, don\\xc2\\x92t you worry, I\\xc2\\x92m sure with your qualifications you won\\xc2\\x92t need to sleep with some guy to get that job. {Joanna} Although, I might need some convincing. {Rachel} Well, I, umm {Joanna} Kidding! God, I feel wild today! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} Hey! {Monica} Hey! {Joey} You guys got anything to eat? I just went down to Johnos for some chicken and it was closed! {Phoebe} Oh, I took Larry there to eat but it was all violated. So we shut it down! {Joey} Pheebs, if this guy keeps closing down all of our favorite places, where are we gonna eat?! {Monica} I don\\'t know, clean places? {Joey} Mm, yum! {Monica} It\\'s Danny. {Rachel} Don\\'t let him in! I\\'m supposed to be at a regatta gala. {Monica} We\\'ll be right there!  Can\\'t you just say it starts later? {Rachel} What? What kind of a regatta gala starts at night?! {Monica} The fake kind! {Danny} Hey, hi, I need a ladle. You got a ladle? {Monica} We have a ladle. {Danny} Thanks, see you at the party. {Monica} Okay, great! {Phoebe} Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? He would say, \"\"See you ladle.\"\" \",NEGATIVE\\n{Chandler} I can\\xc2\\x92t believe there is a naked hooker in there! {Joey} Wait! Wait! Maybe she\\xc2\\x92s a hooker ,MIXED\\n\"{Chandler} Oh come on guys, it\\xc2\\x92s not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And {Monica} Ahh! Aren\\xc2\\x92t you dressed yet? {Chandler} Am I naked again?! {Monica} We\\xc2\\x92re supposed to meet my parents in 15 minutes. {Chandler} Yeah okay, I was just talking to the guys. Just look at them I mean, is it okay if they come visit? {Monica} Wh?! What about my allergies?! {Chandler} Oh right, your allergies.  All her, she hates you. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} This sucks! {Phoebe} All right, what\\xc2\\x92s my next present? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} That\\xc2\\x92s the day you\\xc2\\x92re gonna die? See\\xc2\\x97darnit, I\\xc2\\x92ve got shuffleboard that day. {Phoebe} That\\xc2\\x92s what you think. {Monica} Well, I mean what about friends of your grandmother\\xc2\\x92s? Wouldn\\xc2\\x92t they have the recipe? {Phoebe} Well, y\\xc2\\x92know I may have relatives in France who would know. My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother, Nesele Tolouse. {Monica} What was her name? {Phoebe} Nestley Toulouse. {Monica} Nestl\\xc3\\xa9 Toll House? {Phoebe} Oh, you Americans always butcher the French language. {Phoebe} Yes!!  Oh. {Monica} I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out the recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time! {Phoebe} I know! You see it is stuff like this which is why  you\\xc2\\x92re burning in hell!! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Actually, tomorrow night kinda depends on how tonight goes. {Chandler} Oh, uh, listen, about tonight... {Joey} No, no, no, don\\'t you dare bail on me. {Joey} The only reason she\\'s goin\\' out with me is because I said I could bring a friend for her friend. {Chandler} Yes, I know, but her friend sounds like such a... {Joey} Pathetic mess? {Joey} I know, but\\xc2\\x97come on, man, she\\'s needy, she\\'s vulnerable. {Joey} I\\'m thinkin\\', cha-ching! {Joey} Thanks. {Joey} Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice. {Joey} You\\'re doin\\' this. {Ross} Hi. She said yes. {Chandler} Yes! Way to go, man!  Still got the egg, huh? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Kim} So it\\'s down to these two, Nancy I know you like this one and I think I agree. Rachel, what do you think? {Rachel} Well umm, that one is pretty but uh, I just, I just love this fabric  Sorry. {Kim} Oh don\\'t be sorry, that\\'s part of your job here to give your opinions and then I take credit for them--I\\'m kidding. {Nancy} She is kidding, but don\\'t ever disagree with her again. Okay, now I\\'m kidding! {Rachel} Oh, what a fun office. {Kim} I don\\'t know which one, but I do know I need a cigarette. {Kim} So what do you say we take a break, we go outside, and we\\'ll figure this out when we come back? {Kim} Rachel? Do you smoke? {Rachel} Oh no, my dad\\'s a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories\\xc2\\x85\\xc2\\x85about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess\\'s right to smoke. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} There he is! There he is! {Monica} Where? {Phoebe} Right- where we\\'ve been looking all night! {Rachel} He is so cute! {Monica} Oh, George, baby, drop the towel! {All} Yeah, drop it! Drop the towel! Please drop the\\xc2\\x97\\xc2\\x97wowww. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} Hey, Joey, could you pass the cheese? {Joey} Listen uh, I\\xc2\\x92d prefer it if you didn\\xc2\\x92t call me Joey. {Joey} Since I don\\xc2\\x92t know anyone here, I thought it\\xc2\\x92d be cool to try out a cool work nickname. {A Waiter} Hey, dragon! Here\\xc2\\x92s your tips from Monday and Tuesday. {Joey} There\\xc2\\x92s like-there\\xc2\\x92s like 300 bucks in this one! {The Waiter} Yeah, people get pretty generous around the holidays. And it never hurts to wear tight trousers. {Monica} Could the waiters gather around to hear tonight\\xc2\\x92s specials? {Monica} Okay, first there is a Chilean Sea Bass prepared with a Mango relish on a bag\\xc2\\x97Why is nobody writing these down? {The Waiter} Because we can remember them. {Monica} Because your all gonna make up fake specials and make me cook them like you did the other night? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Oh here, I think this is us.  Yeah. {Monica} Limited seating my ass. Let\\xc2\\x92s see who made the cut.  Hi! {Monica} I\\xc2\\x92m Monica Gellar. Who do you know the bride and groom? {Monica} Used to work with her. Used to! I\\xc2\\x92m a relative and I didn\\xc2\\x92t get invited! A {Ross} Stop saying, \"\"Blood\"\" to strangers. {Monica} So, how about you huh? How do you know the happy couple? {Monica} Okay, you\\xc2\\x92re fine. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} God. I feel violated. {Monica} Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body, to have something else to do? {Chandler} Ross, ten o\\'clock. {Ross} Is it? Feels like two. {Chandler} No, {Chandler} There\\'s a beautiful woman at eight, nine, ten o\\'clock! {Ross} Oh. Hel-lo! {Chandler} She\\'s amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men! {Monica} Well, go over to her! She\\'s not with anyone. {Chandler} Oh yeah, and what would my opening line be? \\'Excuse me. Blarrglarrghh.\\' {Rachel} Oh, c\\'mon. She\\'s a person, you can do it! {Chandler} Oh please, could she {Ross} He could never get a woman like that in a million years. {Phoebe} Oh, oh, but y\\'know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys, you could be one of those guys. {Monica} You could do that! {Chandler} You think? \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} Estelle, you gotta get me some work. I-I lost my health insurance. {Estelle} All right, first thing we gotta do, damage control. {Joey} Why? {Estelle} Well, I think uhh, someone out there may have been bad mouthing you all over town. {Joey} Bastard! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Oh-oh-oh, yeah!  That\\'s right, you take good care of those babies! {Joey\\'s Hand Twin} Excuse me? {Joey} It\\'s me, Joey! {Joey\\'s Hand Twin} Do I know you? {Joey} Joey! {Joey\\'s Hand Twin} Oh-ho, yeah. Yeah, the hand guy. {Joey} Okay that\\xc2\\x92s fair. {Ross} All right. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Carol} Anytime you\\'re ready. {Ross} Ok, ok, here we go. {Ross} Ok, where am I talking to, here? {Ross} I mean, uh, well, there is one way that seems to offer a certain acoustical advantage, but... {Carol} Just aim for the bump. {Ross} Ok, ok, ok, ok, here goes. {Ross} You know, I, you know, can\\'t do this. {Ross} Uh, this is too weird. {Ross} I feel stupid. {Carol} So don\\'t do it, it\\'s fine. You don\\'t have to do it just because Susan does it. {Ross} Hello, baby. Hello, hello. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Please! {Ross} Are you kidding? {Ross} I-I hurt three huge men, I gave a guy a bloody nose\\xc2\\x97I mean I-I\\xc2\\x92m not proud of it but, I really am. {Ross} And it\\xc2\\x92s all because of you, wonderful, amazing you. {Emily} I think you\\xc2\\x92ve got concussion. {Ross} No, no, I\\xc2\\x92m serious. Thank you. {Emily} You\\xc2\\x92re welcome.  I\\xc2\\x92m sorry. Did I hurt you? {Ross} It\\xc2\\x92s worth the pain.  Y\\xc2\\x92know what, you know what? It\\xc2\\x92s not. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} I believe it. {Rachel} Yes, I do. {Ross} No you do\\xc2\\x97y\\'know what, you\\xc2\\x92re not gonna suck me into this. {Rachel} Oh sure I am, because you always have to be right. {Ross} I do not always have to be\\xc2\\x97okay, okay. {Rachel} Jurassic Park \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Oh good, okay, I can\\'t take it anymore. {Chandler} I can\\'t take it anymore. {Chandler} So you win, okay? {Chandler} Here! {Chandler} Pheebs? {Chandler} Flying a jet? {Chandler} Better make it a spaceship so that you can get back to your \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Hey. {Joey} Hey! Any good mail? {Chandler} Yes, you got something from the Screen Actor\\xc2\\x92s Guild. {Joey} Ooh, it\\xc2\\x92s probably a residual check, hey can you open it for me, I\\xc2\\x92m kinda\\xc2\\x85. {Chandler} \"\"Benefits lapsed.\"\" {Joey} Hmm that\\xc2\\x92s weird. I don\\xc2\\x92t remember being in a move called benefits lapsed. {Chandler} Okay, it\\xc2\\x92s not a check. They\\xc2\\x92re saying your health insurance expired because, you didn\\xc2\\x92t work enough last year. {Joey} Let me see that! {Chandler} All right. {Joey} Oh, I can\\xc2\\x92t believe this! {Joey} This sucks! {Joey} When I had insurance I could get hit by a bus or catch on fire, y\\xc2\\x92know? {Joey} And it wouldn\\xc2\\x92t matter. {Joey} Now I gotta be careful? {Chandler} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry man, there\\xc2\\x92s never a good time to  stop catching on fire. {Joey} All right well, I guess I gotta go get a job. I\\xc2\\x92m gonna go see my agent. {Chandler} Okay, make sure you look both ways before you cross the street. {Joey} look both ways before you cross the street. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Sorry I\\'m late, I was stuck at work. There was this big dinosaur.. thing.. anyway. {Susan} Hi. {Carol} Ross, you remember Susan. {Ross} How could I forget? {Susan} Ross. {Ross} Hello, Susan.  Good shake. Good shake. So, uh, we\\'re just waiting for...? {Carol} Dr. Oberman. {Ross} ..Dr. Oberman. Okay. And is he- {Susan} She. {Ross} -she, of course, she- uh- familiar with our.. special situation? {Carol} Yes, and she\\'s very supportive. {Ross} Okay, that\\'s great.  No, I\\'m- Oh. {Carol} Thanks. {Ross} Quack, quack.. {Carol} Ross? That opens my cervix. {Rachel} Barry? {Barry} C\\'mon in. {Rachel} Are you sure? {Barry} Yeah! It\\'s fine, it\\'s fine. Robbie\\'s gonna be here for hours. {Robbie} Huh?! {Barry} So, how ya doin? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Dr. Leedbetter} Well, it was quite large. I-I-I-I-I had to throw most of it away. {Ross} You-you-you-you  threw my sandwich away! {Ross} MY SANDWICH?!!! {Ross} MY SANDWICH!!!!!! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Okay! So, we\\xc2\\x92ll just stay married. {Ross} Yes, exactly! {Rachel} And I will make everyone call me Mrs. Geller! {Ross} Wow! This is so amazing. I uh, I really thought I\\xc2\\x92d have to talk you into this more. {Rachel} What-wh-what so we\\xc2\\x92ll just stay married forever?! {Ross} Okay, look, how is this gonna affect you? {Ross} Really? {Ross} I mean you fill some form out once and a while and instead of checking the box that says Ms you check the box that says Mrs.! {Ross} It\\xc2\\x92s {Rachel} Ohh, okay, I\\xc2\\x92m sorry. {Rachel} You\\xc2\\x92re right. {Rachel} Y\\xc2\\x92know what? {Ross} I\\xc2\\x92m asking you to do me a favor. {Rachel} You are asking me to be your wife! {Ross} And as my wife I think you should grant me this favor. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} Ooh! I\\'m sorry! I think, I THINK, that may have missed the table! {Mike} Do {Monica} Ah, {Mike} Do {Monica} Ah, {Mike} DO YOU? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Bonnie} I think I brought back half of the beach in my hair. It was so much easier when I used to shave my head. {Rachel} Y\\'know, I gotta tell ya, I just {Bonnie} Really?! {Rachel} Ohh! {Bonnie} Because I think about shaving it all off again sometime. {Rachel} Really?! {Bonnie} Yeah! {Rachel} I mean you definitely should do that. {Bonnie} Y\\'know what, I should do it. {Rachel} Yeah! {Bonnie} Yeah, thank you Rachel, you are soo cool. {Rachel} Awww, stop. Come on. Now go shave that head! {Bonnie} All right. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Oh here\\xc2\\x92s a whole bunch. {Rachel} Oh, I mean she\\xc2\\x92s gonna be at the wedding waiting for him and people will be whispering, \"\"Oh that poor girl.\"\" {Rachel} Then she\\xc2\\x92ll have to come back here and live all alone. {Phoebe} Oh my God! {Rachel} What? {Phoebe} There was a pregnancy test in the garbage, and it\\xc2\\x92s positive. Monica\\xc2\\x92s pregnant.  So I guess she won\\xc2\\x92t be totally alone. \",MIXED\\n\"{Bob} Hey Toby! {Chandler} Hey Bobby. {Bob} It\\xc2\\x92s Bob actually. Hey, you work up here, can you tell me where this Chandler {Chandler} Uhh yeah. Yeah, it\\xc2\\x92s  right, right down there.  Right there, yeah. Can I ask you why? {Bob} I want to talk to that bastard, see what his problem is. {Chandler} Okay Bob listen uhh, I\\xc2\\x92m the reason you didn\\xc2\\x92t get the job up here. {Bob} Toby don\\xc2\\x92t. {Chandler} Bob! {Bob} Toby! I\\xc2\\x92m not gonna let you cover for him. Anything you say right now will just get me more upset with Chandler! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Oh, hi Max! Hey, do you know everybody? {Max} No. Have you seen David? {Phoebe} No, no, he hasn\\'t been around. {Max} Well, if you see him, tell him to pack his bags. We are going to Minsk. {Phoebe} Minsk? {Max} Minsk. It\\'s in Russia. {Phoebe} I know where Minsk is. {Max} We got the grant. Three years, all expenses paid. {Phoebe} So when, when do you leave? {Max} January first \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} Hey everybody, Rachel was so good today. She didn\\'t gossip at all. {Rachel} I didn\\xc2\\x92t! {Rachel} Even when I found out\\xc2\\x85umm, all right, well let\\'s just say I found something out something about someone and let\\'s just say she\\'s gonna keep it. {Joey} Hey, Pheebs! Check-check this out. {Phoebe} Ooh, you nailed the Old Lady! {Joey} Yeah listen so, I thought I was getting better, so on my way home today I stopped by this guitar store and {Phoebe} Did you, did you {Joey} No. {Phoebe} Give me your hands.  Strings. Gimme it!  Pick. Do you want to learn to play guitar? {Joey} Yes! {Phoebe} Then don\\'t touch one!! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} I don\\xc2\\x92t believe you spent my wedding fund on the beach house! {Mrs. Geller} We\\xc2\\x92re sorry honey, but we just assumed if you got married after you turned 30 you\\xc2\\x92d pay for it yourself. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} It can\\xe2\\x80\\x99t be me, I\\xe2\\x80\\x99m standing right here. {Mr. Geller} Wanna peek? {Ross} No! {Mr. Geller} Come on! {Joey} We\\xe2\\x80\\x99re not peeking? {Mr. Geller} Well I\\xe2\\x80\\x99m peeking.  Oh my God! {Chandler} Hello sir, you know Monica. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Hey you guys, guess what? {Chandler} The British are coming? {Phoebe} Ohh, you and your ways.  Since it\\xc2\\x92s Christmastime. I\\xc2\\x92m going to be one of those people collection donations. {Phoebe} Yeah, I already have my bell and later on...I get my bucket. {Chandler} Ohh. {Phoebe} Yeah, yeah, I\\xc2\\x92m going to be out there spreading joy to the people. {Phoebe} I mean, last year, I spread a little joy but not really enough. {Phoebe} So this year, I\\xc2\\x92m going to do the whole city. {Monica} You know, I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Mr. Kaplan} How\\xc2\\x92s that coffee comin,\\xc2\\x92 dear? {Rachel} Yeah, right away Mr. Kaplan. {Mr. Kaplan} I\\xc2\\x92m not supposed to drink coffee, it makes me gassy. {Rachel} I know! {Mr. Kaplan} I\\xc2\\x92ll bet your thinking, \\xc2\\x91What\\xc2\\x92s an intelligent girl who wants to be in fashion, doing making coffee?\\xc2\\x92 Eh? \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Kate} Happy?! Is that what I\\xc2\\x92m supposed to be Vic? Happy? {Joey} Well, why don\\xc2\\x92t you tell me what you\\xc2\\x92re supposed to be! {Joey} Huh? {Joey} Because I sure as hell can\\xc2\\x92t figure it out! {Joey} I talk to you and nothin\\xc2\\x92. {Joey} You look at me, and it\\xc2\\x92s nothin\\xc2\\x92. {Joey} Nothing. {The Director} Tasty! I\\xc2\\x92m really starting to feel like you guys have a history, it\\xc2\\x92s-it\\xc2\\x92s nice. {Kate} I have a question about this scene. {The Director} Yes? {Kate} Well, I don\\xc2\\x92t understand why Adrienne\\xc2\\x92s attracted to Victor. {The Director} Peel the onion. First of all, he\\xc2\\x92s good looking. {Joey} Yeah. {Kate} I think my character\\xc2\\x92s gonna need a little bit more of reason than that. {Joey} Oh, hey, how about this one. {Joey} Ah, it\\xc2\\x92s says so in the script! {Joey} Y\\'know ah, I-I don\\xc2\\x92t know why my character likes you either, I mean it says in the script here that you\\xc2\\x92re a bitch. {Kate} It doesn\\xc2\\x92t say that in the script. {Joey} It does in mine! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} There he is! {Monica} There\\xc2\\x92s our star! {Joey} So, so, what\\xc2\\x92d ya think? {Chandler} Almost as good as that play with the two naked girls on the see-saw. {Joey} I-I wasn\\xc2\\x92t in that. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} Well, not really. {Ross} I mean technically it\\xc2\\x92s-it\\xc2\\x92s not against the rules or anything, but it is frowned upon. {Ross} Especially by that professor we ran into last night, Judgey von Holierthanthou. {Monica} Well Ross, you be careful now. You don\\xc2\\x92t want to get a reputation as y\\xc2\\x92know Professor McNailshisstudents. {Ross} Yeah. What-what should I do? {Joey} Well Ross, it seems pretty clear. {Joey} I mean what\\xc2\\x92s more important? {Joey} What people think or how you feel, huh? {Joey} Ross, you gotta follow your heart. {Monica} Joey that is so sweet. {Chandler} Hey. {Joey} Hey-hey-hey! So, how did it go with Dana? Any reason I should leave a block of time open say Thursday? {Chandler} I couldn\\xc2\\x92t do it. {Joey} You couldn\\xc2\\x92t do it?! {Chandler} Hey, relax I just need more time. We\\xc2\\x92re going to dinner tonight. {Monica} What?! You\\xc2\\x92re going out with her again! {Ross} Going out with who? {Chandler} Uh, Dana Keystone from college. {Ross} Oh yeah! Wasn\\xc2\\x92t she uh {Chandler} No, that was Dana Caplin. {Monica} Joey! You didn\\xc2\\x92t even know her! {Joey} Ah whatever! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} This is what I\\xc2\\x92ve got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor. {Ross} Great. Great. {Joey} Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, I\\xc2\\x92ve got you, me, and Chandler and I\\xc2\\x92m gonna invite Gunther \\xc2\\x91cause, well, we\\xc2\\x92ve been talking about this pretty loud. {Gunther} I\\xc2\\x92ll be there. {Joey} Listen, I know this is your party, but I\\xc2\\x92d really like to the number of museum geeks that are gonna be there. {Ross} Yeah. Tell ya what, let\\xc2\\x92s not invite any of the anthropologists, only the dinosaur dudes! {Joey} Okay! We\\xc2\\x92ll need a six-pack of {Chandler} Hey guys, what are you doing? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} I know. {Phoebe} Ooh, I have to tell you something. {Monica} What? {Phoebe} But I can\\xc2\\x92t tell you. {Monica} Okay, but wouldn\\xc2\\x92t it be easier if you had to tell me something that you could tell me. {Phoebe} Well, sure in a perfect world. But, no, I promised I wouldn\\xc2\\x92t tell, and I swore to like all my gods. {Monica} Okay. Does it have to do with Ross and Rachel? {Phoebe} No. {Monica} Does it have to do with Joey? {Phoebe} No. {Monica} Does it have to do with-with Chandler and that sock that he keeps by his bed? {Phoebe} No, but let\\xc2\\x92s come back to that later! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} And shame on you! You should know better, Joey needs to work.  Now come on! {Joey} Hey! {Ross} No! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! You can have this back when the five pages are done!  Ahh! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Leslie} Well, I y\\'know, I was just, umm, I was just thinking and hoping, that umm, maybe you\\xc2\\x92d want to get back together? {Phoebe} No. But thanks. {Leslie} Aw come on Phoebe would you just think about it? {Phoebe} Okay. No. But thanks. {Leslie} Okay, ah, see ya Pheebs. {Joey} Wow, that was kinda brutal. {Phoebe} Well okay, let this be a lesson to all of you, all right. {Phoebe} Once you, once you betray me, I become like the ice woman, y\\xc2\\x92know. {Phoebe} Very cold, hard, unyielding, y\\'know nothing, \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Mark} Why do all you\\xc2\\x92re coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom? {Rachel} Oh. That\\xc2\\x92s so Monica can keep track. That way if one on them is missing, she can be like, \\xc2\\x91Where\\xc2\\x92s number 27?!\\xc2\\x92 {Rachel} Y\\'know what? \",MIXED\\n\"{Joey} Chandler, Chandler, y\\xc2\\x92know what we should do? You and I should go out and get some new sunglasses. {Chandler} What? No, I want to watch this. . Did your cable go out? {Joey} No, that\\xc2\\x92s {Chandler} Joey, why is your cable out? {Joey} I uh, oh! Because, uh, I haven\\xc2\\x92t really paid the bill {Chandler} If you need money, will you please-please just let me loan you some money? {Joey} No, Chandler. {Joey} Look, forget about it, okay? {Joey} Look, I know things have been a little tight since Janine moved out. {Joey} Oh, was she hot. {Chandler} Whoa ho. {Joey} I know! {Joey} Yeah, but, look I can handle it. {Joey} All right? {Joey} Look, I can listen to the radio, huh? {Joey} And Ross gave me this great book (holds up the {Joey} Sure. {Chandler} Paid your phone bill? {Joey} Not so much. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Come here to me. No-no, you come here to me. {Rachel} Hey Ross! I brought reinforcements. {Ross} Oh great! What, you brought Joey? {Rachel} Well, I brought the next best thing. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} Thank you. {Rachel} And a nice hot cider for Monica. {Monica} Aww, thank you.  Uh Rach? {Rachel} Yeah? {Monica} Why does my cinamon stick have an eraser? {Rachel} Oh! That\\'s why.  I\\'m sorry! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} Phoebe! Rachel! It\\xc2\\x92s Monica! I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice!  Oh. {Rachel} Oh Monica, we are so sorry. {Monica} For what? {Rachel} Well first, for forgetting to throw you a bridal shower. {Phoebe} And then for forgetting to invite you to it. {Monica} You al-you already had it? {Phoebe} Well, we called everyone in your phone book and a bunch of people came, but it took us so long to get you here that they-they had to leave. {Rachel} Yeah, we wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower, and now you don\\xc2\\x92t have either. {Phoebe} We ruined everything. {Rachel} Ugh {Monica} Well no, wait a minute, that\\xc2\\x92s not true! {Monica} No, what did, that was really sweet. {Monica} And it kinda works out for the best. {Rachel} What do you, what do you mean? {Monica} Well now, I get to spend my shower with the only people I really love! {Monica} I mean, I get all those presents  without having to talk to people I don\\xc2\\x92t even like! {Rachel} Surprise {Joey} Surprise {Rachel} Monica. \",MIXED\\n\"{Ross} Monica! Stop throwing it so hard! We\\'re on the same team! {Chandler} Four hours? You guys have been doing this for four hours? {Joey} That\\'s right baby. {Chandler} All right, let me in. {Monica} No-no! Don\\'t do it! Don\\'t! {Chandler} What? {Monica} He\\'s a dropper! {Joey} Oh yeah, that\\'s right! {Chandler} I\\'m not a dropper! {Ross} It\\'s really a uh-uh three person game, y\\'know? {Chandler} It\\'s throwing and catching! {Ross} All right. {Chandler} Oh! Oh! That\\'s so hard. {Joey} Whoa-whoa you guys, it\\'s not a cat! {Monica} Oh my\\xc2\\x97Oh good God! {Rachel} I give up you guys, I don\\'t know what I\\'m going to do with this thing! {Ross} Baking it didn\\'t help, huh? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Eh..., I don\\xc2\\x92t, I don\\xc2\\x92t know. {Rachel} What? {Chandler} Well, as old as he is in dog years, do you think Snoopy should still be allowed to fly this thing? {Gunther} Rachel? {Rachel} Yeah. {Gunther} Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress? {Rachel} Oh, sure! Do you need me to train somebody new? {Gunther} Good one. Actually, ah, Terry wants you to take the training again, whenever. {Rachel} Eh, do you believe that? {Chandler} Yeah? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Ross! You gotta stop! Okay?! You can\\xc2\\x92t just stare through the peep hole for three hours! You\\xc2\\x92re gonna get peep eye! {Ross} I knew it! {Ross} I knew it! {Ross} I always knew she liked him! {Ross} Y\\'know, she\\xc2\\x92d say no, but here we are! {Ross} Right? {Ross} We just broke up, first thing she does! {Chandler} You didn\\xc2\\x92t just break up. {Ross} Hey, it\\xc2\\x92s been like three weeks! {Chandler} You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean bullets have left guns slower! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{The Guys} Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Awww! {Phoebe} Hey, it\\xc2\\x92s your Thanksgiving too, y\\'know, instead of watching football, you could help. {The Guys} We will. {Monica} Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmellows in concentric circles. {Rachel} No Mon, {Monica} Every year. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} I mean why, of all people would you want to go out with Chip?! {Monica} Look, you and I went to different high schools... {Rachel} Okay, that doesn\\xc2\\x92t help me, because we went to the same high school. {Monica} You went to one where you were popular, and you got to ride off Chip\\xc2\\x92s motorcycle, and wear his letterman jacket. {Monica} I went to one where I wore a band uniform they had to have specially made. {Rachel} They had to have that specially made?! {Monica} It was a project for one of the Home Ec classes. {Rachel} Oh my God, they told us that was for the mascot! {Monica} Back then, I thought that I would never, ever get the chance to go out with a Chip Matthews, and now he\\xc2\\x92s-he\\xc2\\x92s called me up and asked me out. {Monica} And the fat girl inside of me really wants to go. {Monica} I-I owe her this. {Monica} I never let her eat. {Rachel} Oh, you go out with him. {Monica} Oh, really?! {Rachel} Yeah. Just, if it\\xc2\\x92s possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy? {Monica} I\\xc2\\x92ll try. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} I am so psyched I kept this chair for myself! {Joey} Yeah, me too. {Rachel} Yeah? Wow! Y\\xc2\\x92know, that this thing has speakers in the headrest! {Joey} No. Really? {Rachel} Yeah! You can hook it up to your TV {Joey} My chair heals itself. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} Aaron! You gotta let me go. The guy\\xc2\\x92s hammered! {The Director} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry Joey, as long as he\\xc2\\x92s here and he\\xc2\\x92s conscious we\\xc2\\x92re still shooting. {Richard} You wouldn\\xc2\\x92t happen to have a very big fork? {Joey} So I uh, I just talked to the director. That\\xc2\\x92s it, we\\xc2\\x92re done for the day. {Richard} Well have we finished the scene? {Joey} Yeah! You\\xc2\\x85you were wonderful. {Richard} As were you. {Joey} So I got your car, it\\xc2\\x92s right outside. {Richard} Oh, thank you. You\\xc2\\x92re welcome. {Joey} No-no-no! We gotta go! Come on!  Here we go. {Richard} Is that my ass? \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} You said I was boring--Ohh! {Ross} When did I say you were boring?! {Phoebe} Oh my God, I remember now! We were playing chess! {Ross} Phoebe! You and I have {Phoebe} Oh, come on! {Phoebe} Yes, remember that time on the frozen lake? {Phoebe} We were playing chess, you said I was boring, and then you took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz! {Phoebe} Okay, there\\'s a \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} What\\'re we gonna do? What\\'re we gonna do? {Joey} Uh, uh, we\\'ll flip for it. Ducks or clowns. {Chandler} Oh, we\\'re gonna flip for the baby? {Joey} You got a better idea? {Chandler} All right, call it in the air. {Joey} Heads. {Chandler} Heads it is. {Joey} Yes! Whew! {Chandler} We have to assign heads to something. {Joey} Right. Ok, ok, uh, ducks is heads, because ducks have heads. {Chandler} What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} So, did you uh, find anyone to marry you guys yet? {Chandler} No, but Horny for Monica Minister called, wanting to know if we were still together. {Monica} We\\xc2\\x92re never gonna find anybody. {Joey} Well then let me do it! {Chandler} Joe {Joey} No-no-no! {Joey} Look, I\\xc2\\x92ve been thinking about it. {Joey} I\\xc2\\x92m an actor right? {Joey} So I won\\xc2\\x92t get nervous talking in front of people. {Joey} I won\\xc2\\x92t spit, and I won\\xc2\\x92t stare at Monica\\xc2\\x92s breasts! {Joey} Everyone knows I\\xc2\\x92m an ass man! {Monica} That is true. {Joey} Yeah and the most important thing is that it won\\xc2\\x92t be some like, stranger up there who barely knows you. {Joey} It\\xc2\\x92ll be me! {Joey} And I swear I\\xc2\\x92ll do a really good job. {Joey} Plus, y\\xc2\\x92know I love you guys and-and it would really mean a lot to me. {Monica} It might be kinda cool. {Joey} So I can do it? \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} God, I feel so guilty about Ross. {Phoebe} Oh, I know. {Joey} I kinda feel like it\\'s my fault. {Chandler} Kind of? If you just kept this to yourself none of this would\\'ve happened. {Joey} Well, I\\'m keeping so many things to myself these days, something was bound to slip out! {Chandler} Well, I think it\\'s very brave what you said. {Phoebe} All right, I can\\'t sit here anymore. I have to walk places. {Chandler} Pheebs, what are you doing with the coat? How about the whole animal rights thing? {Phoebe} Well, I\\'ve been reading up and for your information, minks are not very nice. {Phoebe} Okay, I admit it! {Phoebe} I love this coat! {Phoebe} Okay, I\\xc2\\x97it\\'s the best thing I\\'ve ever had wrapped around me, including Phil Huntley! {Phoebe} Remember Phil Huntley? {Phoebe} He was fine! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Oh, ew! {Frank} What? {Phoebe} Yeah I know what I wanted to ask you. {Phoebe} Um, can you roll your tongue? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} I guess so. {Rachel} Here you go. Thank you! {Phoebe} Wait, Rach! Where\\'s the other one? {Rachel} Oh what, you-you want both of them? {Phoebe} Rachel Karen Green, where\\'s the other earring?! {Rachel} Okay, okay, okay, look, just don\\'t freak out, but I kinda lost it. {Rachel} I know it\\'s in the apartment, but I {Phoebe} Well, what am I going to tell Monica? She wants to wear them tonight! {Rachel} Tell her to wear her own earrings. {Phoebe} These {Rachel} Nooo! Nooooo! You lent me Monica\\'s earrings?! I\\'m not allowed to borrow her stuff! {Phoebe} Why not? {Rachel} Because I lose her stuff! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Hey, this-  Heyy... \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} Chandler, listen to me sweetie, I know you can do this. Okay? You have a beautiful smile. {Chandler} I do? {Monica} Yeah!  All right, maybe you don\\xc2\\x92t have to smile. Let\\xc2\\x92s try something else. Let\\xc2\\x92s try umm, try looking sexy. {Chandler} Okay. {Monica} Or not. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Sure! {Monica} Okay, I was thinking we should have a beautiful guest room, right? {Monica} With a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with flowers on them all the time! {Monica} And we could have a roll top desk with comment cards on them so people could say how much they loved staying here!! {Monica} Okay, whatever, I really haven\\xc2\\x92t thought about it that much. {Chandler} Well, I like that idea. {Chandler} Obviously! {Chandler} I was thinking maybe-maybe-maybe it could be a game room, y\\xc2\\x92know? {Chandler} I mean you can buy old arcade games like uh, like {Monica} No. {Chandler} Okay so you mean no as in, \"\"Gee Chandler, what an interesting idea. Let\\xc2\\x92s discuss it before we reject it completely.\"\" {Monica} Oh, I\\xc2\\x92m sorry. Of course I mean that. Interesting idea, umm, talk about it, but no. {Chandler} So, that\\xc2\\x92s it? {Monica} I just don\\xc2\\x92t think arcade games go in the beautiful guest room. The beautiful guest room is gonna be filled with antiques. {Chandler} Which is why {Monica} What do you have against the beautiful guest room? {Chandler} I don\\xc2\\x92t have anything against the beautiful guest room, especially since everybody we know lives about 30 seconds away! {Monica} Are you mocking me? {Chandler} No, I\\xc2\\x92m not mocking you,  or you beautiful guest room. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Ah, no-no-no just Ross. Ross and Joey is embarrassing enough. {Ross} Uh actually, sorry I can\\xc2\\x92t even make it. I\\xc2\\x92m seeing Mona again tonight. {Chandler} I understand: who would cancel an actual date to go to a fake bachelor party? {Joey} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry I gotta cancel tonight baby \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} It\\'s Phoebe. {Phoebe} Umm, well I sorta have some bad news, can I come in? {Phoebe} Umm, well, umm Grandma died. {Phoebe} No, she just died today! Okay, umm, we\\'re having a memorial service tomorrow. {Phoebe} No you didn\\'t! {Phoebe} Well, lots of people! Look, are you coming to memorial service or not? {Phoebe} Fine. Okay, enjoy your concert. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Okay sir, um-mm, let see if I got this right. {Rachel} Ah, so this is a half-caf, double tall, easy hazel nut, non-fat, no foam, with whip, extra hot latte, right? {Rachel} Okay, great. {Rachel} You freak. {Ross} Thank you. {Isabella} Um, coffee to go, please. {Ross} Isabella Rosselini. {Monica} Are you serious?  Oh my God. {Ross} Damn! I can\\xc2\\x92t believe I took her off my list. {Monica} Why? \\xc2\\x91Cause otherwise you\\xc2\\x92d go for it? {Ross} Yeah, maybe. {Rachel} Oh-oh, you lie. {Ross} What you don\\xc2\\x92t think I\\xc2\\x92d go up to her? {Rachel} Ross, it took you ten years to finally admit you liked me. {Ross} Yeah, well missy, you better be glad that list is laminated. {Rachel} You know what honey, you go ahead, we\\xc2\\x92ll call her an alternate. {Ross} Okay, hold my crawler. {Rachel} Okay. {Monica} Rach, are you really gonna let him do this? {Rachel} Honey, he\\xc2\\x92s about to go hit on Isabella Rosselini. I\\xc2\\x92m just sorry we don\\xc2\\x92t got popcorn. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Cassie} Ah yeah, sorry about that. {Ross} It\\xc2\\x92s okay. Come, come on in. {Cassie} Thanks for letting me stay here! I mean Monica\\xc2\\x92s place was nice, but her fianc\\xc3\\xa9e sure stares a lot. {Ross} Oh. {Cassie} Oh my God! You do a great Chandler! {Ross} Uh-huh. Yeah, I-I have a knack for impressions. {Cassie} Well, maybe after we get reacquainted uh, you can do me. {Ross} Yeah\\xc2\\x97No!! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Chandler} I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked! It was like torture! {Ross} Y\\'know if we ever go to war and you\\xc2\\x92re captured, you\\xc2\\x92re in for a {Chandler} It just keeps getting worse and worse! {Chandler} I mean it\\xc2\\x92s bad enough that I\\xc2\\x92m in love with my roommates girlfriend\\xc2\\x97which by the way, I think she knows. {Chandler} Because every time we\\xc2\\x92re in the room together there\\xc2\\x92s this weird like energy between us. {Chandler} And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. {Chandler} And now I have seen her naked. {Chandler} I mean at least when I\\xc2\\x92ve seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something. {Chandler} But there are no boles, she\\xc2\\x92s smooth! {Chandler} Smooth! {Phoebe} Wow! Could everyone totally see up his robe? {All} Yeah! Oh my God! \",NEGATIVE\\n{Rachel} Oh my God! What does ,NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Okay, what do you guys think? {Ross} Dude! {Joey} I have never known love like this. {Chandler} You really like it? {Ross} Dude! How-how did you write this? {Chandler} I stole Monica\\xc2\\x92s and changed the name. {Ross} You can\\xc2\\x92t {Joey} If he goes first he can! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Hey! Hold on a minute, hold on a second. Do you think these pearls are nice? {Joey} I\\xc2\\x92d really prefer a mountain bike. {Chandler} Janice\\xc2\\x92s birthday is coming up, I want to get her something speacial. Come in here with me. {Joey} Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, whoa. {Joey} Do you ah, want to get her something speacial, get her flowers, get her candy, get her gum, girls love gum. {Chandler} That\\xc2\\x92s a good idea, \\xc2\\x91Dear Janice have a Hubba-Bubba birthday\\xc2\\x92. I would like to get her something serious. {Joey} Oh, you want something serious. {Joey} Y\\'know what you should do, you should get her one of those um, barium enemas. {Joey} Those are dead serious. {Chandler} All right. Look, I\\xc2\\x92m gonna go in here, and you don\\xc2\\x92t buy me anything ever. {Joey} No, no, you can\\xc2\\x92t, you can\\xc2\\x92t, okay, you can\\xc2\\x92t, you can\\xc2\\x92t buy her pearls, you just can\\xc2\\x92t, you can\\xc2\\x92t, you can\\xc2\\x92t. {Chandler} Why not?! {Joey} Oh God. Uh, okay, here\\xc2\\x92s the thing, this is the thing, okay, the thing is... {Chandler} What is the thing? {Joey} Okay. I went down to the \\xc2\\x91Mattress King\\xc2\\x92 showroom and, and I saw Janice, kissing her ex-husband. {Chandler} What? {Joey} They were in his office. {Chandler} Well she, she wouldn\\xc2\\x92t do that, she\\xc2\\x92s with, she\\xc2\\x92s with me. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Hey! What\\xc2\\x92s up? {Rachel} Hey! {Joey} Hey-hey, who\\xc2\\x92s your friend?  Hey!! {Erin} Hey Joey! {Joey} Erin! Still here! {Rachel} Yeah, we ended up spending the day together and had such a great time! {Joey} Why wouldn\\xc2\\x92t ya? Erin is great! Then-then there\\xc2\\x92s you guys. {Erin} Ohh, listen. I\\xc2\\x92ve got to get going. Today was great, thanks! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Oh God, Ross, I cannot do this. {Ross} Okay, quick and painful. {Rachel} Oh God... Okay. Alright. Alright. Okay. Ross, please don\\'t hate me. {Ross} Oh, what? What-what? {Rachel} Y\\'know Marcel? {Ross} ...Yeah? {Rachel} Well, I kind of... I kind of lost him. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Okay! {Monica} Come on, no peeking! {Chandler} Our eyes are closed and we\\xc2\\x92re about to cross the street. Very good. {Phoebe} Okayyyyy, open up! {Ross} What did you want to show us? Because all I can see is this {Phoebe} Yeah, it\\xc2\\x92s for our catering business! {Joey} I think I know that girl. {Monica} All right, umm, we\\xc2\\x92re not gonna really keep it this way though. {Rachel} No? {Phoebe} No, we\\xc2\\x92re gonna paint over the sword, and replace it with a baguette. {Rachel} Oh! {Phoebe} And also, we don\\xc2\\x92t know what to do with this. {Joey} Oh yeah, I definitely know her. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} I\\'m telling you, something\\'s wrong! My brother does not stay out all night. {Joey} Maybe we should check the trash chute. {Rachel} Ross couldn\\'t fit down the trash chute. {Joey} That\\'s right, he almost could. Which is exactly how I got stuck there. {Phoebe} Hey! {Rachel} There he is! {Monica} Oh my God!  Where the hell have you been?!! {Ross} Just, y\\'know out. {Rachel} Ohh, out, oh God, I don\\'t know why we didn\\'t think to check there! {Phoebe} What were you doing? {Ross} I uh, went to a bar. And then I just uh, just walked around for a while. {Joey} He hooked up! He hooked up with someone. {Ross} Look, I don\\'t have to answer your questions! Okay? I\\'m a big boy, I can do whatever I want! {Joey} He hooked up!! Tell us about her! {Janice} Ross you left you scarf in\\xc2\\x85 Hey you guys. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Okay now Joey, y\\'know that since you\\'re returning all of this stuff right after the audition you\\'re gonna have to wear underwear? {Joey} All right, then you\\'d better show me some of that too then. {Rachel} Okay, it\\'s missing something. Ooh, I know! Umm, okay. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing. {Monica} Y\\xc2\\x92know what? It {Rachel} Sorry. {Rachel} I\\xc2\\x92m so exited! {Rachel} I\\xc2\\x92ve been waiting for this for months! {Rachel} I got my hair coloured! {Rachel} I got new sheets! {Rachel} I\\xc2\\x92m making him a {Rachel} What am I making him by the way? {Monica} Well, you\\xc2\\x92re making him a frieze salad with goat cheese and pine nuts, wild nuts, wild rice, roast asparagus, and salmon au croup. {Rachel} I thought I was making him filet mignon? {Monica} Yeah, you were, but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant. {Monica} And then you realised if you  bitched about it, then you  would stop cooking, and you  would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke. {Rachel} Wow, I really get crabby when I cook. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Hey! {Rachel} Hi. {Phoebe} Are you all right? {Rachel} Uhh\\xe2\\x80\\xa6 I think I just got engaged. {Phoebe} Oh my God! He did it? {Rachel} Well\\xe2\\x80\\xa6did you know he was gonna ask me? {Phoebe} Are you kidding? {Phoebe} I\\xe2\\x80\\x99m like the one who talked him into it. {Phoebe} I  like to think of myself as the puppet master of the group. {Rachel} And you really think this is a good idea? {Phoebe} I just talked him into it, don\\xe2\\x80\\x99t tell me I have to do you too.  The puppet master gets tired people. {Rachel} I just don\\xe2\\x80\\x99t know! It just doesn\\xe2\\x80\\x99t feel right. {Phoebe} Why?! You two are so meant to be together, everybody thinks  so. {Rachel} Really?! Even Ross? {Phoebe} Especially Ross! {Joey} Oh uh, hey Pheebs. Uh y\\xe2\\x80\\x99know what? I\\xe2\\x80\\x99ll-I\\xe2\\x80\\x99ll come  back later. {Ross} Wow! Kind of uh, kind of a full house here. I\\xe2\\x80\\x99ll guess just\\xe2\\x80\\xa6I\\xe2\\x80\\x99ll  come back. {Phoebe} There he goes, your fianc\\xc3\\xa9e. {Rachel} I guess so. {Phoebe} Although he does play with himself in his sleep. {Rachel} I can\\xe2\\x80\\x99t say that I\\xe2\\x80\\x99m surprised. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Phoebe Sr.} I\\xc2\\x92m your mother. {Phoebe} Ehh? {Joey} Oh, and then Monica joked that she wouldn\\xc2\\x92t go out with a guy like Chandler... {Chandler} Hi there. {Joey} ...and he couldn\\xc2\\x92t let it go, and... I don\\xc2\\x92t really know what happened with that either. {Joey} And then Ross\\xc2\\x92s new girlfriend, Bonnie, shows up and Rachel convinced her to save her head. {Joey} And then Ross and Rachel kiss, and now Ross has to choose between Rachel and the bald girl and I don\\xc2\\x92t know what happened there either... {Joey} Y\\'know what, hold on, let me go get Chandler. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} Here\\xc2\\x92s your tea Phoebe. {Phoebe} It\\xc2\\x92s so good.  Oh, thanks. {Rachel} Good. {Monica} I\\xc2\\x92m so glad you liked it. {Phoebe} Oh! {Monica} What?! {Rachel} What?! She made the tea! {Phoebe} Oh! No, I-I think I just had a contraction. {Rachel} You what? {Monica} Oh my God! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Mark\\'s a genius! {Ross} Why?! How?! How is he a genius? {Chandler} Look, don\\'t you see what\\'s happening here. {Chandler} Instead of hitting on her right away, he\\'s becoming her confidant. {Chandler} Now he\\'s gonna be the guy she goes too to complain about you. {Ross} What am I going to do? {Chandler} Well, why don\\'t you send her a musical bug, op, no you already did that. {Chandler} All right look, you\\'re going to have to go there yourself now, okay, make a few surprise visits. {Ross} I don\\'t know you guys. {Chandler} All right fine, don\\'t do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. {Chandler} And he\\'s being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking \\'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.\\' {Joey} And before you know it, she\\'s with him. {Joey} And you\\'ll be all, \\'Ohh, man!\\' {Joey} And he\\'ll be all, \\'Yes!\\' {Joey} And us, we\\'ll be like, \\'Wh-whoa, dude.\\' {Joey} And pretty soon you\\'ll be like,  \\'Hhiii,\\' and, and, and, \\'I can\\'t go, Rachel and Mark might be there.\\' {Joey} And we\\'ll be like, \\'Man get over it, it\\'s been four years!!\\' {Chandler} He paints quite a picture doesn\\'t he? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Okay I-I just have to stop by my place first. {Joey} To tape the game? You do this every time Ross, you\\xc2\\x92re {Ross} No-no, I-I have to see if this apartment became available. {Joey} Oh, you\\xc2\\x92re switching apartments? {Ross} It\\xc2\\x92s not for me, it\\xc2\\x92s for Rachel. {Joey} But Rachel has an apartment. {Ross} Yeah, but when the baby comes she\\xc2\\x92s gonna want to move. {Joey} She is? {Ross} Yeah, you didn\\xc2\\x92t expect her to live there with a baby did you? {Joey} I guess I didn\\xc2\\x92t really think about it. {Ross} Ezel!  Hey Gunther! You\\xc2\\x92re an ezel! {Ross} Damnit! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it\\xc2\\x92s not your fault. {Leslie} Wow, that\\xc2\\x92s great. {Phoebe} Oh, yeah! {Leslie} Y\\'know you could totally sell this. It\\xc2\\x92d be perfect for like umm, a kitty litter campaign. {Phoebe} I..., a jingle? No, no-no-no, no. {Leslie} What? Why not? You could make a ton of money. {Phoebe} Okay, well if I was in this for the money, I\\xc2\\x92d be a millionaire by now, y\\'know. {Phoebe} You just got to get out of that jingle head sweetie. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Oh God, I hate my job, I hate it, I hate my job, I hate it. {Monica} I know honey, I\\xc2\\x92m sorry. {Rachel} Oh, I wanna quit, but then I think I should stick it out, then I think why would such a person stay in such a demeaning job, just because it\\xc2\\x92s remotely related to the field they\\xc2\\x92re interested in. {Monica} Gee, I don\\xc2\\x92t know Rach. Order up!! I got a Yentel soup, a James Beans, and a Howdy hold the Dowdy! {Rachel} Oh honey, come on, I\\xc2\\x92m sorry, I didn\\xc2\\x92t.... {Rachel} I don\\xc2\\x92t mind paying my dues, y\\'know, its just how much am I gonna learn about fashion by walking Mira, the arthritic seamstress, to the bathroom. {Rachel} Hi! Is my misery amusing to you? {Guy} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry, I wa, I wa, I was just ah.... {Rachel} It\\xc2\\x92s not funny, this is actually my job. {Guy} Oh believe me, I-I-I\\xc2\\x92ve been there. I had to sort mannequin heads at that Mannequins Plus. {Rachel} Oh well then, so I\\xc2\\x92m just going to go back to talking to my friend here. {Rachel} And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger. {Guy} Ah, just one other thing. {Rachel} Yes?! {Guy} I ah, I work at {Rachel} Do you want my pickle? \",NEGATIVE\\n{Phoebe} What the hell is this?! ,NEGATIVE\\n{Phoebe} Good! {Rachel} Pick one. {Phoebe} Left!  Thank you. {Rachel} You\\xc2\\x92re welcome. {Phoebe} Ross! {Rachel} Joey!  We should just switch. {Phoebe} Yeah absolutely! ,POSTIVE\\n\"{Richard} Yeah, I understand. {Richard} Take as much time as you want. {Richard} Ten, even twenty minutes if you need it. {Richard} I\\xc2\\x92ll be here. {Richard} Not smoking. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} and then, we could\\xc2\\x92ve gone from the ceremony to the reception with you in the sidecar! {Rachel} Ross, it just wouldn\\xc2\\x92t have been feasible. {Ross} But having a dove place the ring on your finger would\\xc2\\x92ve been no problem? {Rachel} It was really fun being married to you tonight. {Ross} Yeah! And! And, it was the easiest 400 bucks I\\xc2\\x92ve ever made. {Rachel} Okay Ross, can I uh, can I ask you something? {Ross} Yeah. {Rachel} That proposal, at the planetarium {Ross} I know, I know it was stupid. {Rachel} Are you kidding?! {Rachel} With the, with the lilies, and-and the song, and the stars! {Rachel} It was\\xc2\\x85really wonderful! {Rachel} Did you just make that up? {Ross} No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. {Ross} It\\xc2\\x92s how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me. {Rachel} Well, that would\\xc2\\x92ve been very hard to say no too. {Ross} It\\xc2\\x92s a good thing I didn\\xc2\\x92t do it, because it sounds like it would\\xc2\\x92ve been a very expensive wedding.  Okay, good night {Rachel} Goodnight {Ross} Even if the sidecar had a windscreen so your hair wouldn\\xc2\\x92t get messed up? {Rachel} I will think about it. {Ross} That\\xc2\\x92s all I\\xc2\\x92m askin\\xc2\\x92 \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Man} Oh uh, up or down? {Phoebe} Oh down please.  I-I hate to be a ball buster can I just do it? {Man} Could you press up too please? {Phoebe} Sure! I feel so bad for you. I broke my leg once too. {Man} Oh yeah? How\\xc2\\x92d yours happen? {Phoebe} Well, it\\xc2\\x92s a long story. {Phoebe} It\\xc2\\x92s kind of embarrassing. {Phoebe} Let\\xc2\\x92s just say there was a typographical error with a sex manual. {Phoebe} How about you? {Man} Car accident. {Man} Oh, let me guess some idiot on a cell phone wasn\\xc2\\x92t paying attention? {Man} Yeah. Me.  Oh hey, that\\xc2\\x92s me.  Hey uh, I take it you\\xc2\\x92re just visiting someone. {Phoebe} Uh-huh, yeah. {Man} Well umm, if you have sometime y\\xc2\\x92know and maybe you might want to visit someone else {Phoebe} Oh yeah! I-I would like that. {Phoebe} Wait! What?! No!! Elevator!! No! {Joey} Uh, you gotta press the button. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} You\\xc2\\x92ve reached Monica and Chandler\\xc2\\x92s, if you\\xc2\\x92re listening to this message, we\\xc2\\x92re probably screening.  Yeah we are. {The Museum Official} Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. {The Museum Official} I\\xc2\\x92m calling for Monica Geller. {The Museum Official} I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if she\\xc2\\x92s still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available {Chandler} This is Chandler Bing! This is Chandler Bing!  Yes, the groom\\xc2\\x97No! Not the groom!! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Okay, is everybody clear? We\\xc2\\x92re gonna pick it up\\xc2\\x85and move it. Now all we need is teamwork, okay? We\\xc2\\x92re gonna {Rachel} Ross, I really don\\xc2\\x92t think {Ross} Lift!! And slide! {Chandler} Okay, here we go. {Ross} All right everyone, lift!  And slide!! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} Thank you. Just make yourself comfortable. {Joey} Gotcha. {Monica} This place is really my Grandmother\\xc2\\x92s. {Monica} I got it from her when she moved to Florida, otherwise I could never afford a place like this. {Monica} So if the landlord ever asks, I\\xc2\\x92m 87 year old woman, who\\xc2\\x92s afraid of her VCR. {Monica} So are you thirsty? {Joey} Oh, you bet I am! {Monica} Okay, here\\xc2\\x92s your penis! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} So, you\\xc2\\x92re like a zillionaire? {Chandler} And you\\xc2\\x92re our age. You\\xc2\\x92re our age. {Phoebe} Y\\'know what, you should like, you should buy a state and then just name it after yourself. {Pete} What like Pete Dakota? {Phoebe} Yeah, or, or, or, Mississ-Pete. {Joey} Oh, oh, I got it! Pete-Chicago. {Chandler} That\\xc2\\x92s not a state Joe. {Joey} Oh, and Mississ-Pete is? {Pete} I got to go, so ah, I\\xc2\\x92ll see you guys later. {All} Okay. {Chandler} You\\xc2\\x92re our age! {Pete} So ah, we on for tomorrow? {Monica} Absolutely! {Monica} Now get out of here you!! {Monica} Okay, I\\xc2\\x92m running out of places I can touch him! {Monica} Look, is there something wrong with me? {Monica} I mean why am I only attracted to guys where there\\xc2\\x92s no future? {Monica} Either they\\xc2\\x92re too old, or they\\xc2\\x92re too young, and then there\\xc2\\x92s Pete who\\xc2\\x92s-who\\xc2\\x92s crazy about me, and who\\xc2\\x92s absolutely perfect for me, and there\\xc2\\x92s like zip going on! {Monica} I mean, seriously, does it sound like something\\xc2\\x92s wrong with me? {Ross and Joey} No. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Alright, alright, alright. {Chandler} It\\'s been fourteen and a half minutes and you still have not said one word. {Chandler} Oh God, do something. {Chandler} Just make contact, smile! {Chandler} There you go! {Chandler} You\\'re definitely scaring here. {Jill} Would you like to call somebody? {Chandler} Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Oh God, this is so nerve wracking! How-how do you do this? {Joey} Well, unfortunately, I don\\'t get many callbacks so {Carol} Is it a good sign that they asked us to hang around after the audition? {Joey} Who knows? {The Casting Director} Okay uh, we have narrowed it down to Raymond, Ben, Kyle, and Joey. The rest of you, thank you very much. {Ross} Yes!! I knew it!!  Bye-bye! So long! Later! {Joey} Oh this is great! I might actually get to play Ben\\'s dad! {Ross} Yeah! {The Casting Director} Actually, that can\\'t happen. {The Casting Director} Yeah because you all have such different looks, we\\'re putting you with Raymond and Kyle with Ben. {The Casting Director} So it\\'ll be either you two  or you two. {Joey} Man, this is gonna be kinda weird. {Ross} Yeah, it is. {Ross} No, we-we\\'re gonna be like best friends, that\\'s why it\\'s gonna be weird. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} How is she? {Phoebe} It\\'s too soon to tell. She\\'s resting, which is a good sign. {Ross} How\\'s the hair? {Phoebe} I\\'m not gonna lie to you, Ross, it doesn\\'t look good. {Phoebe} I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling. {Joey} Can we see her? {Phoebe} Your hair looks too good, I think it would upset her. Ross, why don\\'t you come on in. {Joey} How\\'re you doing? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} You guys! It was bananas, cream, and beef! I-I just cannot believe that you ate that so that I wouldn\\xc2\\x92t feel bad! {Monica} Well actually, I-I didn\\xc2\\x92t eat mine. It\\xc2\\x92s still in the bathroom. {Joey} No it isn\\xc2\\x92t, I ate that. {Mrs. Geller} Well we left ours in Monica\\xc2\\x92s bedroom. {Joey} Nope, got it and I got yours  too. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Chandler} also I was the point person on my company\\xc2\\x92s transition from the KL-5 to GR-6 system. {The Interviewer} You must\\xc2\\x92ve had your hands full. {Chandler} That I did. That I did. {The Interviewer} So let\\xc2\\x92s talk a little bit about your duties. {Chandler} My duties?  All right. {The Interviewer} Now you\\xc2\\x92ll be heading a whole division, so you\\xc2\\x92ll have a lot of duties. {Chandler} I see. {The Interviewer} But there\\xc2\\x92ll be perhaps 30 people under you so you can dump a certain amount on them. {Chandler} Good to know. {The Interviewer} We can go into detail {Chandler} No don\\xc2\\x92t I beg of you! {The Interviewer} All right then, we\\xc2\\x92ll have a definite answer for you on Monday, but I think I can say with some confidence, you\\xc2\\x92ll fit in well here. {Chandler} Really?! {The Interviewer} Absolutely.  You can relax \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Hey Ross, this is one of my co-stars, Dirk.  Dirk, this    is my good friend Ross. {Ross} Nice to meet you. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Elizabeth} You wanted to see me Professor Geller? {Ross} Yes. Yes! Please, come in. {Ross} Oo-oo! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} Well, you\\xc2\\x92re not. {Rachel} Oh, it\\xc2\\x92s so easy for you I mean, you\\xc2\\x92re not married, you get to have sex with who ever you want! {Monica} Yeah I can!  And don\\xc2\\x92t think I don\\xc2\\x92t, because I do! I mean all the time, you betcha! {Rachel} Monica. You\\xc2\\x92ve, you\\xc2\\x92ve done it right? {Monica} Of course I have! What do you think, I\\xc2\\x92m some 30 year old virgin? {Rachel} Oh my God! You\\xc2\\x92re a 30 year old virgin! {Monica} Say it louder, I don\\xc2\\x92t think the guy all the way in the back heard you! {Monica} It\\xc2\\x92s not like, I haven\\xc2\\x92t any opportunities. {Monica} I mean, y\\xc2\\x92know, I\\xc2\\x92m just waiting for the perfect guy. {Monica} I\\xc2\\x92m seeing this guy Roger, all right? {Monica} He\\xc2\\x92s not perfect, but umm, I think maybe I should just get it over with. {Monica} Y\\xc2\\x92know, give him my flower. {Rachel} Oh my God!! Do it!! Honey, you\\xc2\\x92ve waited {Monica} Y\\xc2\\x92know what? You are right?! {Rachel} I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! {Rachel} There shouldn\\xc2\\x92t be all this rules and restrictions! {Rachel} Y\\xc2\\x92know, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever {Monica} Rachel! I\\xc2\\x92m never gonna think it\\xc2\\x92s okay for you to cheat on your husband! {Rachel} Oh what do you know? Virgin! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} What \\xc2\\x91cha doing? {Chandler} Having a swim. {Joey} What about the chick? {Chandler} Chicks don\\xc2\\x92t swim. {Joey} Are you sure? {Chandler} I don\\xc2\\x92t know. Should we try it? {Joey} Sure. {Chandler} See, I told you they don\\xc2\\x92t swim. {Joey} Wait. Give him a minute. {Chandler} Noo!  Oh, it\\xc2\\x92s okay, it\\xc2\\x92s okay, baby, baby, baby. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} Hello, tiny embryos. {Phoebe} Well, I\\xc2\\x92m-I\\xc2\\x92m Phoebe Buffay, hi! {Phoebe} I\\xc2\\x92m-I\\xc2\\x92m-I\\xc2\\x92m hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. {Phoebe} You should know, that we\\xc2\\x92re doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, you\\xc2\\x92ve been there! {Phoebe} Umm, y\\xc2\\x92know they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. {Phoebe} Okay, and-and I promise that I\\xc2\\x92ll keep you safe and warm until you\\xc2\\x92re ready to have them take you home, so\\xc2\\x85 Oh! {Phoebe} And also, umm next time you see me, I\\xc2\\x92m screaming, don\\xc2\\x92t worry, that\\xc2\\x92s what\\xc2\\x92s supposed to happen. {Dr. Zane} Ready? {Phoebe} Uh-huh.  Good luck. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Great story again! The yarns that you weave! Woo-hoo-hoo! {Dana} Y\\xc2\\x92know uh, actually I-I-I should get going. {Chandler} Oh no-no-no! Stay! Stay! Because you-you should you-you-you should stay! {Dana} Wow. Oh, I am really flattered, but I just I don\\xc2\\x92t feel that way about you. {Chandler} Oh no-no-no, that\\xc2\\x92s not\\xc2\\x97No-no-no! \",MIXED\\n\"{Chandler} Yeah, I\\xc2\\x92m sorry man.  You wanna go watch? {Joey} Yeah! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} All right Carl, we\\xc2\\x92re next. Now remember, what is not gonna be? {Carl} Another {Joey} That\\xc2\\x92s right! And what are you not gonna do? {Carl} Well, I\\xc2\\x92m not gonna talk because \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Hey! {The Vendor} So, what are you guys in the market for? We\\xc2\\x92ve got uh, scarves, tulip post cards... {Joey} Check this out? Huh?  Yeah. That\\xc2\\x92s the stuff. What do you think? {Chandler} Well, I don\\xc2\\x92t have to buy that, \"\"I\\xc2\\x92m with stupid\"\" T-shirt anymore. {Joey} Well, I like it. Here you go. {Chandler} All right, look, you\\xc2\\x92re not really gonna buy that are you? Don\\xc2\\x92t you think you\\xc2\\x92ve embarrassed me enough for one day? {Joey} Oh, I embarrass you? {Chandler} How can I answer that when I\\xc2\\x92m pretending I don\\xc2\\x92t know you? {Chandler} Oh really? Then how come no one here is wearing them? {The Vendor} They\\xc2\\x92re all tourists. {Chandler} All right, look, if you insist on wearing that, in public, y\\xc2\\x92know, you\\xc2\\x92re gonna spend the rest of the afternoon all by yourself. {Joey} Oh yeah?  If you\\xc2\\x92re gonna make me choose between you and the hat? I choose the hat. {The Vendor} Good choice. {Joey} Thanks. {Chandler} Okay, wait. All right, that\\xc2\\x92s it, okay, I\\xc2\\x92m out of here. I am not going to be embarrassed anymore! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Come on, they\\'re gonna love you. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{The Head Librarian} But as far as increasing security, I\\xc2\\x92m afraid the library is very understaffed. {The Head Librarian} I, I can\\xc2\\x92t help you. {Ross} Well, fine. {Ross} Fine! {Ross} If-if I\\xc2\\x92m the only person with any appreciation of the sanctity of the written word, I\\xc2\\x92ll go up there and defend it myself! {Ross} And don\\xc2\\x92t you follow me! \",NEGATIVE\\n{Chandler} Hey. ,NEUTRAL\\n{Joey} Really? A purse? ,POSTIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights... does it {Shelley} Question. You\\'re not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you. {Chandler} Ah, y\\'see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said \\'co-dependent\\', or \\'self-destructive\\'... {Shelley} Do you want a date Saturday? {Chandler} Yes please. {Shelley} Okay. He\\'s cute, he\\'s funny, he\\'s- {Chandler} He\\'s a he? {Shelley} Well yeah! {Shelley} ...Oh God. {Shelley} I- just- I thought- Good, Shelley. {Shelley} I\\'m just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now... {Shelley} Okay, goodbye... \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Hmmm, soup! {Carol} Joey, Ross is gonna be here any second, would you mind watching Ben for me while I use the ladies\\' room? {Joey} Oh yeah, no problem. {Carol} Thanks. {Joey} Hi Ben! So you wanna be an actor huh? I gotta tell ya, it\\'s no picnic. There\\'s tons of rejection. {Ross} Joey! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} All right! {Joey} Westminster Abbey! {Joey} Hands down, best Abbey I\\xc2\\x92ve ever seen. {Joey} Hey! {Joey} Okay. {Joey} What do you think of the Abbey, Chandler? {Chandler} I think it\\xc2\\x92s great. It\\xc2\\x92s great. Y\\xc2\\x92know, they\\xc2\\x92re thinking of changing the name of this place. {Joey} Really? To what? {Chandler} To Put the Camera Away!!! {Joey} Man, \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} What kind of problem? {Joey} Well to tell you the truth, they uh,  they had a problem with the bag! {Chandler} Oh my God! {Joey} Y\\'know what? It was a stupid play anyway! {Monica} Y\\'know, Joey, I think it\\'s time to give up the bag. {Joey} I don\\'t wanna give up the bag. {Joey} I don\\'t have to give up the bag! {Joey} Do I Rach? {Joey} Oh, you think I should give up the bag! {Rachel} Honey wait, Joey, I\\xc2\\x92m sorry I mean as terrific as I think you are with it {Rachel} I just don\\'t know if the world is ready for you and your bag. {Joey} I can\\'t believe I\\'m hearing this! {Rachel} Wait a minute! {Rachel} Wait a minute! {Rachel} I\\'m not saying that you shouldn\\xc2\\x92t have a bag, I just\\xc2\\x97it\\'s just there are other bags that are a little less umm,  controversial. {Chandler} Yeah umm, they\\'re called wallets. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Hey! {David} Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didn\\xc2\\x92t think you were coming. {Phoebe} Oh, I wouldn\\xc2\\x92t miss this. {David} Well, I\\xc2\\x92m very glad you\\xc2\\x92re here. {Phoebe} Oh, you\\xc2\\x92re such a gentleman.  Come on! We\\xc2\\x92re going to my place! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} You wanna go right now? \\'Cause I\\'ll take you right now, buddy! You wanna go? {Ross} Oh fine. {Monica} Ready?  Wrestle! {Rachel} Okay, y\\'know what uh, actually, that\\'s great. That helps a lot. Thanks. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{All} Aww! {Ross} Hey Pheebs, could you please not put your feet up on my new\\xc2\\x85\\xc2\\x85old sheet? {Phoebe} Oh sure!  Noo! {Rachel} Ohh!! {Ross} My apothecary table!!! {Phoebe} What?! {Rachel} Noooooo!! {Phoebe} Ross, where did you get this?! {Rachel} Oh my God, Phoebe, {Phoebe} Wow! Oh my God, well if they\\xc2\\x92ve ripped off our table ours must be much more than one and fifty dollars! {Phoebe} Well this doesn\\xc2\\x92t even smell like opium. {Ross} Of course not, it smells like wine, which you spilled! And thanks for wrecking my sheet by the way. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Hey ladies! What are you in here for? {Gary} Hey Chandler, what are you doing here? {Chandler} Gary, I\\'m here to report a crime. {Gary} Yeah? {Chandler} It is a crime that you and I don\\'t spend more time together. {Gary} What\\'s up? {Chandler} Well, I heard that you thinking about asking Phoebe to move in with you and I thought maybe, we should have a talk. {Chandler} Man to uh, me. {Gary} Sure. Okay. {Chandler} Uh, are you crazy? Are you insane? If you live with Phoebe, you two are gonna be y\\'know, live-living together! {Gary} Yeah, I-I considered that. I just know it would make me happy. {Chandler} You mean scared. {Gary} No, I mean happy. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Hey! {Joey} Hey! So Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow and I\\xc2\\x92ll have my health insurance back in no time. {Chandler} That\\xc2\\x92s great, but shouldn\\xc2\\x92t you be on the toilet right now? {Joey} What?! {Chandler} What\\xc2\\x92s wrong with you? {Joey} Nothing! {Joey} Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, haven\\xc2\\x92t been able to stand up since. {Joey} But um, I don\\xc2\\x92t think it\\xc2\\x92s anything serious. {Chandler} This sounds like a hernia. You have to\\xc2\\x97you-you go to the doctor! {Joey} No way! \\xc2\\x91Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything it\\xc2\\x92s gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! {Chandler} That\\xc2\\x92s a hernia. {Joey} Why did I have to start working out again?  Damn you 15s! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Mom, would you relax. {Rachel} That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night, I would never do that. {Rachel} Mom, c\\'mon, stop worrying. {Rachel} This is a safe street, this is a safe building, there\\'s nothing {Stranger} Hi. {Rachel} Hi, hi can I help you? {Stranger} Yeah, I\\'m looking for Phoebe, does she still live here? {Rachel} Uh, no she doesn\\'t but I can, I can get a message to her. {Stranger} Great. Uhh, just tell her her husband stopped by. {Rachel} What? {Stranger} Hey, how, how did you do that? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Oh, I told the stripper to be here at five. That\\xc2\\x92s good right? {Monica} You ordered a stripper for the shower?! That is totally inappropriate! {Phoebe} What? He\\xc2\\x92s gonna be dressed as a baby!  Oh hi Mrs. Green! {Monica} Hi! {Phoebe} I\\xc2\\x92m so glad you could make it. {Monica} Yes, thank you so much. And again, we\\xc2\\x92re so sorry. We could not feel worse about it. {Mrs. Green} Try. There\\xc2\\x92s my little girl. {Monica} She\\xc2\\x92s still mad. {Phoebe} Yeah I know. Isn\\xc2\\x92t it great? One less person we have to make small talk with. {Monica} Phoebe, Sandra\\xc2\\x92s mad at you too. It-it doesn\\xc2\\x92t bother you? \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} Now umm, remember I\\xc2\\x92m still learning. {Ross} One, two, three, four! {Ross} You know the song! Sing along! {Ross} So? {Chandler} No! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Come on, Lydia, you can do it. {Joey} Push! {Joey} Push \\'em out, push \\'em out, harder, harder. {Joey} Push \\'em out, push \\'em out, way out! {Joey} Let\\'s get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. {Joey} Let\\'s\\xc2\\x97  I was just\\xc2\\x97yeah, right. {Joey} Push! {Joey} Push! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} Thank you, thanks. {Ross} Yeah, I lost it. {Ross} Y\\xc2\\x92know, I\\xc2\\x92m not gonna play anymore,  would you, can you finish my set? {Phoebe} After that? Yeah! No, I mean if I can help. {Ross} Yeah, like I could {Rachel} What? {Ross} I played bad on purpose guys. {Monica} Okay, so you were trying to play bad this whole time. {Ross} Yeah\\xc2\\x97no, just that last song. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} Bijan for men? {Joey} Bijan for men? {Joey} Bijan for...   Hey, Annabelle, Uh, listen, I was wondering if maybe after work you and I could go maybe grab a cup of coffee. {Annabelle} Oh, actually I sorta have plans. {Hombre Man} Ready, Annabelle? {Annabelle} You bet.  Maybe some other time? {Joey} Hey, it\\'s not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne.  Bijan for men?  Bijan for men?! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Ok, I\\'m makin\\' a break for it, I\\'m goin\\' out the window. {Joey} No, no, no, don\\'t! I\\'ve been waitin\\' for like, forever to go out with Lorraine. Just calm down. {Chandler} Calm down? Calm down? You set me up with the woman that I\\'ve dumped twice in the last five months! {Joey} Can you stop yellin\\'? You\\'re makin\\' me nervous, and I can\\'t go when I\\'m nervous. {Chandler} I\\'m sorry, I\\'m sorry, you\\'re right.  Come on, do it, do it, go, come on!!! \",NEGATIVE\\n{Ross} Because it\\xc2\\x92s weird! ,NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} Where are we gonna find a tiny little hat? {Rachel} Oh, oh, oh, I\\xc2\\x92ll get \\xc2\\x91Rainy Day Bear\\xc2\\x92!! {Monica} Because he\\xc2\\x92ll know what to do?  Oh my God, you\\xc2\\x92re a genius! {Rachel} Oh God, oh God, it\\xc2\\x92s sowed on though. {Monica} Give it. Give it. {Rachel} Okay. {Monica and Rachel} Oh!! {Rachel} Oh, it\\xc2\\x92s just like a bloodbath in here today. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Oh, Monica. You are not still going over that thing. {Monica} This woman\\'s living my life. {Rachel} What? {Monica} She\\'s living my life, and she\\'s doing it better than me! {Monica} Look at this, look. {Monica} She buys tickets for plays that I wanna see. {Monica} She, she buys clothes from stores that I\\'m intimidated by the sales people. {Monica} She spent three hundred dollars on art supplies. {Rachel} You\\'re not an artist. {Monica} Yeah, well I might be if I had the supplies! I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don\\'t. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} I licked my arm, what? {Ross} It\\'s breast milk. {Phoebe} So? {Rachel} Phoebe, that is juice, squeezed from a person. {Joey} What is the big deal? {Chandler} What did you just do? {Ross} Ok, would people stop drinking the breast milk? {Phoebe} You won\\'t even taste it? {Ross} No! {Phoebe} Not even if you just pretend that it\\'s milk? {Ross} Not even if Carol\\'s breast had a picture of a missing child on it. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} Now, this is last minute so I want to apologize for the mess. Okay? {Rachel} Oh my God! It sure didn\\xc2\\x92t look this way when I lived here. {Monica} I know! {Monica} Now look, there\\xc2\\x92s only one problem though. {Monica} There\\xc2\\x92s only room for one, so I guess one of you will have to stay at Joey\\xc2\\x92s. {Phoebe} Well, since the fire was kinda my fault I guess  you should get to stay here. {Rachel} Hey! Hey-hey, now this was no one\\xc2\\x92s fault Pheebs. Okay? It was an accident. {Phoebe} Well no, it was my fault so you should get the nice room. {Rachel} Okay! {Monica} So Rach! {Monica} You\\xc2\\x92re the first guest at Hotel Monica! {Monica} Umm, you\\xc2\\x92ll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. {Monica} And I thought I would bring them to you, y\\xc2\\x92know, in bed. {Monica} Oh, you have been through so much. {Rachel} I have. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} Chandler! It happens to lots of guys! You-you-you were probably tired, you had a lot of champagne, don\\xc2\\x92t worry about it! {Chandler} I\\xc2\\x92m not worried, I\\xc2\\x92m uh, I\\xc2\\x92m fascinated. {Chandler} Y\\xc2\\x92know it\\xc2\\x92s like uh, Biology! {Chandler} Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me. {Phoebe} Check it out. Okay, I can play this when the guests are coming in. Okay. {Monica} Phoebe! {Phoebe} If you would\\xc2\\x92ve let me finish, it goes on to say that he\\xc2\\x92s probably not gay. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Wow! It\\'s huge! It\\'s so much bigger than the cubicle. Oh, this is a cube. {Chandler} Look at this! {Phoebe} Oh! You have a window! {Chandler} Yes indeedy!  With a beautiful view of... {Phoebe} Oh look! That guy\\'s peeing! {Monica} Hi. {Rachel} Hi. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ben} Really? Like how? {Rachel} Well y\\xc2\\x92know, we would umm, repeat everything the other said, or uh, we\\xc2\\x92d jump out of closets to scare each other, or switch the sugar for the salt so they\\xc2\\x92d put salt on their cereal. {Ben} That\\xc2\\x92s a good one. {Rachel} Yeah? You like that one? {Ben} Yeah, you\\xc2\\x92re funny. {Rachel} I\\xc2\\x92m funny? {Rachel} Oh thank God! {Rachel} Well hey, I\\xc2\\x92ve got a ton of these! {Rachel} Umm, oh here\\xc2\\x97Do you want a good one? {Rachel} Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. {Rachel} Right? {Rachel} And then you say to person, I bet you can\\xc2\\x92t roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. {Rachel} And then when they do it, they\\xc2\\x92re left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face. {Ben} Can I do it to you? {Rachel} Yeah, I-I-I-I\\xc2\\x92m funny Ben, but I\\xc2\\x92m not stupid. Okay? \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} I can\\'t wait to be with you! {Monica} I\\'ll sneak over as soon as Ross picks up Ben. {Monica} I\\'ll just tell Rachel I\\'m gonna be doing laundry for a couple of hours. {Chandler} Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname? {Monica} Awww, y\\'know what your nickname is, Mr. Big {Rachel} Arghh!! \",POSTIVE\\n{Rachel} Thank you.  Oh Joey and look at this crib! It\\xc2\\x92s so cute! {Joey} I know! I found it on the street. {Rachel} Are you serious\\xc2\\x97Really?! It\\xc2\\x92s in such good condition. {Joey} Yeah. {Rachel} Wow! Whoa-whoa what\\xc2\\x92s under the covers? {Joey} I don\\xc2\\x92t know. {Rachel} It\\xc2\\x92s moving. {Joey} Ew. {Rachel} It\\xc2\\x92s still\\xc2\\x97\\xc2\\x97It\\xc2\\x92s got a tail! Get it out of here! Get it out of here!! {Joey} Ooh! Ah! Okay! ,NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Okay listen, just give me anything I can make two of. {Monica} Well, if you don\\xc2\\x92t have anything to copy, why are you going down there? {Joey} Yeah, are you just going down there to gawk at that hot girl with the belly button ring again? {Chandler} Yeah! You wanna come? {Joey} Yeah! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Y\\'know you guys were a lot more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture. {Joey} No, Pheebs, listen, if you decide to do this, we\\xc2\\x92ll be supportive like crazy. {Monica} We just want you to think it through. {Rachel} Yeah, honey, maybe you can talk to somebody who\\xc2\\x92s had a baby. Like your mom? {Phoebe} My mom never gave birth. Oh! But my birth mom did. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} My specimen is in the    room and I just want to thank whoever knocked on the door while I was in there. {Chandler} Really helped speed the process along! {Chandler} Janice! {Chandler} You\\'re not... gone? {Janice} Sid is still in his room. {Janice} I don\\'t allow porn at home so    this is like a vacation for him. {Janice} So did you do it? {Janice} Did you make your deposit? {Chandler} Yeah! yeah... The hard part is over! {Janice} That\\'s not the hard part honey! The hard part is what comes    next, I mean aren\\'t you worried about the results? {Chandler} I haven\\'t... I haven\\'t even thought about the results yet...    I just assumed that everything was gonna be ok. {Janice} Oh! Well, you know what? It probably is. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} You know, it still smells like monkey in there. {Julie} That saves us a conversation. {Chandler} Well, listen, this has been great but I\\'m officially wiped. {Joey} Me too, we should get goin\\'. {Stephanie} No. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Wow, this is so cool, you guys. The entire city is blacked out! {Monica} Mom says it\\'s all of Manhattan, parts of Brooklyn and Queens, and they have no idea when it\\'s coming back on. {Rachel} Wow, you guys, this is big. {Monica} Pants and a sweater? {Monica} Why, mom? {Monica} Who am I gonna meet in a blackout? {Monica} Power company guys? {Monica} Eligible looters? {Monica} Could we talk about this later? {Monica} OK. {Phoebe} Can I borrow the phone? I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma.  What\\'s my number? {Phoebe} Well, I never call \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one, {Monica} Did that! {Phoebe} Grasp one of the linen strips by its \\xc2\\x91easy grab tab\\xc2\\x92 and pull it off in one quick pain free motion. {Monica} Okay.  Ow!!!!! Ow-oh-oh! {Phoebe} Was it not pain-free? {Monica} No. It was painful. Oh my God , they should call it Pain-zine, now with a little wax. {Phoebe} Huh, well, the girls in the satin nighties on the commercial don\\xc2\\x92t seem to think it\\xc2\\x92s that bad. {Monica} That\\xc2\\x92s because their nerves are probably deadened from being so stupid. {Monica} But hey, y\\'know if you don\\xc2\\x92t believe me, please, by my guest. {Phoebe} Ow-ow-ow-ow! Oh my God!!! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Yeah, okay let\\xc2\\x92s leave these two alone. {Rachel} No! I do not care what my hormones are doing, I am not going to just do it with some random guy! {Phoebe} Fine! Then you tell Roger because he was really looking forward to this! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Julie} And my second grade teacher was Ms. Thomas, and my first grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb. {Rachel} Mrs., Mrs. Gobb? {Julie} No Cobb, as in cobb salad. {Rachel} Now, what exactly is in a cobb salad? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends?  Okay! How would you like some Tiki Death Punch? {Rachel} What\\'s that? {Monica} Weeeell, it\\'s rum, and- \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} Really? In the moment, I really wanted to kiss you too. In the moment. {Janine} In the moment, yeah. {Joey} But only in the moment. So do ya wanna kiss again? {Janine} Sure, New Year\\xc2\\x92s Eve is only two weeks away. Can you wait? {Joey} No. {Janine} Me neither. {Joey} 3, 2, {Janine} Joey, you don\\xc2\\x92t have to count down every time we kiss. {Joey} Uh, yeah, okay. Except I sorta felt like I needed a couple of seconds to get ready. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{The Instructor} Okay ladies, that ends today\\xc2\\x92s class, and let\\xc2\\x92s remember, let\\xc2\\x92s be safe out there. {Ross} It\\xc2\\x92s a great class. {The Instructor} Thanks. {Ross} Yeah, yeah, I was watching. {Ross} Umm, hey, a couple of questions though. {Ross} Umm, about that-that-that last move where the woman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor, what-what-what-what would you do next? {The Instructor} Well, she would take her keys and try to jam them {Ross} No. No-no. No. What would {The Instructor} Who? Me the attacker? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Mona} Ross? {Ross} Yeah? {Mona} Hey it\\xc2\\x92s Mona! From the wedding. {Ross} Oh hi! {Mona} Hi! {Ross} Wow! Uh\\xc2\\x85how are you? {Mona} I\\xc2\\x92m good except umm, you still owe me a dance. {Ross} Oh that\\xc2\\x92s right. Well uh, would you be interested in seeing a Ukrainian film? {Mona} Oh you\\xc2\\x92re serious. Sure! {Ross} Great! Well umm {Mona} I think I might need one more cup of coffee. {Ross} Sure! Uh, let me get it for ya. {Mona} Okay. \",POSTIVE\\n{Kate} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry. ,NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} I\\'ve no idea, could be. Listen, I\\'m sorry I had to work tonight. {Rachel} Oh it\\'s OK. You were worth the wait, and I don\\'t just mean tonight. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Umm ma\\xe2\\x80\\x99am, do you have a minute?  I kind of have some bad news. I don\\xe2\\x80\\x99t think I can move to Tulsa. {Ms. McKenna} What? {Chandler} It\\xe2\\x80\\x99s a funny story, actually. {Chandler} I kind of fell asleep  in the meeting this morning so when I said I\\xe2\\x80\\x99d move to Tulsa, I didn\\xe2\\x80\\x99t really  know what I was saying. {Ms. McKenna} You fell asleep? {Chandler} But only because I was up all night worried about this  meeting, ain\\xe2\\x80\\x99t that funny? {Chandler} Irony? {Chandler} Not a fan, alright . {Chandler} See, here\\xe2\\x80\\x99s  the thing. {Chandler} I went home and told my wife about Tulsa and she won\\xe2\\x80\\x99t go. {Chandler} See, me, I  love Tulsa! {Chandler} Tulsa is heaven! {Chandler} Tulsa is Italy\\xe2\\x80\\x94Please don\\xe2\\x80\\x99t make me go  there! {Ms. McKenna} Chandler, I\\xe2\\x80\\xa6 {Chandler} No no no! {Chandler} Look, Carol, can I call you Carol? {Chandler} Wh-why  would I when your name is Elaine? {Chandler} Oh what a great picture of your son,  strapping! {Chandler} That\\xe2\\x80\\x99s a picture of your daughter, isn\\xe2\\x80\\x99t it,  well she\\xe2\\x80\\x99s lovely. {Chandler} I like a girl with a strong jaw. {Chandler} I\\xe2\\x80\\x99ll call you from Tulsa. \",MIXED\\n\"{Leslie} Aw, you\\xc2\\x92re right, you\\xc2\\x92re right. I\\xc2\\x92m sorry. {Phoebe} That\\xc2\\x92s okay. All right, I\\xc2\\x92m gonna play song that\\xc2\\x92s really, really sad. It\\xc2\\x92s called Magician Box Mix Up. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} Yeah baby! {Phoebe} I\\xc2\\x92m really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two  actually had hooked up. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Oh, Ross you\\xc2\\x92re right, I don\\xc2\\x92t know why I always thought this was real grass. {Monica} Hey, are you okay? {Ross} My wife\\xc2\\x92s a lesbian. {Joey} Cool!! {Joey} Ross, Joey. Joey, Ross. \",MIXED\\n\"{Chandler} That was amazing. {Monica} I know. {Monica} Hey, do you realize we may have just changed our lives forever? {Monica} We may have just started a family. {Monica} Nine months from now we can be here, having our own baby. {Chandler} And if not, we got to do it on a bucket. \",POSTIVE\\n{Joey} \\xc2\\x91Kay! {The Presenter} in the category of Favorite Returning Male Character the nominees are: John Wheeler from {Joey} What the?! ,MIXED\\n\"{Rachel} So c\\'mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt! {Kiki} Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar! {Joanne} Alright. Let\\'s talk reality for a second. {Rachel} Okay. {Joanne} When are you coming home? {Rachel} What? Guys, I\\'m not. {Joanne} C\\'mon, this is us. {Rachel} I\\'m not! This is what I\\'m doing now. I\\'ve got this job- {Kiki} Waitressing? {Rachel} Okay, I\\'m not just waitressing. {Rachel} I\\'m.. {Rachel} I, um... {Rachel} I write the specials on the specials board, and, uh... and I, uh... {Rachel} I take the uh dead flowers out of the vase... Oh, and, um, sometimes Artelle lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Commercial} Problem odour in the litter box? Don\\xc2\\x92t change your kitty, change your kitty litter. {Monica} Sorry, Pheebs. {Joey} Yeah. You okay? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Judge} Okay you two are asking the court for an annulment? {Rachel} Yes your honor, and here are, are forms, all filled out. {Judge} So based on your petition you are seeking an annulment on the grounds that Mr. Geller is mentally unstable. {Ross} Fine, I\\xc2\\x92m mentally unstable. {Judge} And based on the fact that Mr. Geller is intravenous drug user. {Ross} What?! {Rachel} Uh yes, heroin and crack. {Ross} Crack isn\\xc2\\x92t even an intravenous drug! {Rachel} Well, you would know. {Judge} Now it also says here that you lied about your sexual preference before marriage? {Ross} Oh, come on! {Rachel} Ross, please, I found the magazines! \",NEGATIVE\\n{Phoebe} Hey. {Ross} Hey! ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Pheebs! {Phoebe} Hey! {Joey} Listen, you know how uh, when you\\xc2\\x92re wearing pants and you lean forward I check out your underwear? {Phoebe} Yeah! {Joey} Well, when Jake did it I saw that\\xc2\\x85he was wearing women\\xc2\\x92s underwear! {Phoebe} I know. They were mine. {Joey} Oh.  No! No wait, that\\xc2\\x92s weird! {Phoebe} No, it\\xc2\\x92s not! We were just goofing around and I dared him to try them on. {Joey} That\\xc2\\x92s weird! {Phoebe} I\\xc2\\x92m wearing his briefs right now. {Joey} That\\xc2\\x92s\\xc2\\x85kinda hot. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Janice} So? Congratulations you two, I didn\\xc2\\x92t even know you got married. {Rachel} Oh we-we didn\\xc2\\x92t. \",POSTIVE\\n{Chandler} Hey! {Phoebe} Hey! Check it out! This is unbelievable! Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes! {Joey} Dude! What are yo\\xc2\\x97you trying to kill me?! ,MIXED\\n\"{Joey} I found my identical hand twin! {Phoebe} Ohh, you are {Chandler} No! {Phoebe} But she just came up here! {Chandler} That was Joey! {Phoebe} I wonder where she is. That is so weird. {Chandler} Yeah, well, she\\'s probably talking to Richard. {Phoebe} Would you stop that! {Phoebe} Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? {Phoebe} She didn\\'t feel anything for him. {Phoebe} She loves you! {Chandler} Really? {Phoebe} Yes! Now, she feels terrible! She really wants to make up! You gotta find her. {Chandler} Okay. {Phoebe} Good.  I should really start wearing hats! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{All} Hey, Pheebs. {Phoebe} Hey. {Monica} How\\'s it going? {Phoebe} Good. Oh oh! Roger\\'s having a dinner thing and he wanted me to invite you guys. {Phoebe} So what\\'s going on? {Monica} Nothing, um, it\\'s just, um... It\\'s Roger. {Ross} I dunno, there\\'s just something about... {Chandler} Basically we just feel that he\\'s... {Rachel} We hate that guy. {All} Yeah. Hate him. {Ross} We\\'re sorry, Pheebs, we\\'re sorry. {Phoebe} Uh-huh. {Phoebe} Okay. {Phoebe} Okay, don\\'t you think, maybe, though, it\\'s just that he\\'s so perceptive that it freaks you out? {All} ...No, we hate him. {Rachel} We\\'re sorry. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Okay, see that blind guy right there? I\\'m gonna bash his head in later. {Joey} Oh umm, my big scene is coming up. Big scene coming up. {Chandler} If you said, \"\"Big lima bean, bubbling up.\"\" Would she understand the difference? {Monica} Rach? What are you doing? {Rachel} Oh boy, I just can\\'t watch. It\\'s too scary! {Monica} It\\'s a diaper commercial. {Rachel} Oh yeah well, you know me, babies, responsibilities, ahhh!!! {Caitlin} Pizza delivery! {Ross} I\\'ll get it! I will get that! {Caitlin} Hi! {Ross} Hi! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Tag} It\\xc2\\x92s not here. {Rachel} Puzzler. A bit of a puzzle. Why don\\xc2\\x92t you um, check the copy room, maybe you left the contracts in there? {Tag} How could I have left them in the copy room? {Rachel} I don\\xc2\\x92t know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? It\\xc2\\x92s not a perfect world! Just go please. {Tag} Fine. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Hey! {Chandler} Please tell me you got the message! {Joey} What message? {Chandler} The actor playing Mac couldn\\xc2\\x92t do it, they needed to see you at 2 o\\xc2\\x92clock. {Joey} What?! It\\xc2\\x92s 6 o\\xc2\\x92clock! {Chandler} Du-du-I wrote it, I wrote it on the board! {Chandler} I wrote it on the board, then I went all over New York City looking for ya! {Chandler} I went to Ross\\xc2\\x92s! {Chandler} I went to the coffeehouse! {Chandler} I went to any place that they made sandwiches! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Well, that\\xc2\\x92s not something a girl wants to hear. {Ross} No, come on don\\xc2\\x92t start.  Ouch! {Phoebe} What? {Ross} Stupid balls are in the way. {Ross} Oh well. It probably would\\xc2\\x92ve been the most constructive solution. {Phoebe} You have chalk on your face. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Hi uh, I\\xc2\\x92m Joey Tribbiani and with all do respect I\\xc2\\x92d like to donate some fluids. {Receptionist} We\\xc2\\x92re actually at the end of one of our research cycles, so we\\xc2\\x92re not looking for applicants right now. {Joey} Oh that\\xc2\\x92s too bad. I\\xc2\\x92ve kinda been saving up.  Uh, are you sure there\\xc2\\x92s no studies I can participate in? {Receptionist} Well, here\\xc2\\x92s a schedule of what\\xc2\\x92s coming up. {Joey} Thanks.  Well but this one starts now. {Receptionist} Oh that one is available now, but only identical twins are eligible. It\\xc2\\x92s a twins study. {Joey} But it\\xc2\\x92s $2,000. {Receptionist} Sorry. {Joey} Well how about this one? Testing the effects of Joey Tribbiani on attractive nurse receptionists. {Receptionist} We already got the results back on that on, and they\\xc2\\x92re not good. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Man, I\\xc2\\x92m starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! \"\"Do you want soup or salad?\"\" Both! Always order both! {Ross} Y\\xc2\\x92know, y\\xc2\\x92know I\\xc2\\x92m lookin\\xc2\\x92 and I don\\xc2\\x92t think anyone\\xc2\\x92s home here. {Ross} I say we just break the window, crawl through, and-and y\\xc2\\x92know explain later. {Joey} Yeah? Really? No one\\xc2\\x92s home? {Ross} I don\\xc2\\x92t think so. Hello?  When you get in there \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} You got me. {Chandler} Yeah. Right. {Joey} Good, and hey! My treat.  But that\\'s only because you\\'re not eating anything, right? \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Joey} No. {Ross} You\\xc2\\x92ll see. {Emily} Liam, do me a favour. Tell the lads to go easy on Ross, it\\xc2\\x92s his first time. {Liam} You don\\xc2\\x92t say! {Emily} Good luck, babe. {Liam} Ross! Ross! Come on! Get in here!  Ross! Come on! {Liam} Ross, come on! Get in the bloody scrum! Ross, get in! {Ross} JOEY!!!!!! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Charlton Heston} Hello! Who\\xc2\\x92s in there? {Joey} How ya doin\\xc2\\x92? {Charlton Heston} Who in the hell are you? {Joey} I guess you wouldn\\xc2\\x92t believe me if I said I was Kurt Douglas, huh? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} Hi, again. {Joey} Hey! {Chandler} Hey! {Monica} Thank you soo, much. {Chandler} Oh, don\\xc2\\x92t thank me, thank the jerk that never showed up. Okay, I gotta get to get to work. {Monica} You want some help with that? {Joey} Oh, no thanks, I got it.  No I don\\xc2\\x92t! {Monica} Whoa! Are you okay? {Joey} Whew! Stood up to fast, got a little head rush. {Monica} It\\xc2\\x92s the heat.  And-and the humidity. {Joey} That\\xc2\\x92s a uh, that\\xc2\\x92s a tough combination. {Monica} Do you wanna come in for some lemonade? {Joey} Like you wouldn\\xc2\\x92t believe.  Wow! This is a great place. {Monica} What do you mean? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Oh! Yay! Look! There\\xc2\\x92s a piece that doesn\\xc2\\x92t have floor on it! {Rachel} Hey, come on now! {Joey} All right, what are we havin\\xc2\\x92? \",MIXED\\n\"{Danny} Oh, hey Rach! I thought we said seven? {Rachel} Yeah uh, y\\'know what uh, let\\'s skip it. {Danny} What?! Why?! {Rachel} Umm, you-you and your sister seem to have umm, a very special bond, and {Danny} Oh great! That {Danny} Do-do you, do you have brothers? {Rachel} No, I have two sisters. But one of them has a very masculine energy. {Danny} Are you close with them? {Rachel} No-no, they\\'re not very nice people. {Danny} Okay, listen, I really like you. {Danny} Okay? {Danny} I think this can go somewhere. {Danny} So what if I\\'m close to my family, are you gonna let that stand in the way of us? {Rachel} Well, uh, I-I don\\'t know. See when-when you put it that way y\\'know it does sort of {Krista} Danny! Hurry up! The bath is getting cold! {Danny} What? {Rachel} Yeah, okay, I\\'ll see you later. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Gunther} Here you go. {Rachel} Thank you. {Mark} Hi! {Rachel} Hi! All right, let\\xc2\\x92s go shoppin\\xc2\\x92!! {Mark} Um, y\\'know, before we go ah, there\\xc2\\x92s something I need to say. {Rachel} Oh, okay. {Mark} I\\xc2\\x92ve kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. {Mark} But since you were with Ross, I-I didn\\xc2\\x92t do anything about it. {Mark} But, now that you\\xc2\\x92re not, I\\xc2\\x92d really like to ask you out sometime. {Mark} So-so that\\xc2\\x92s-that\\xc2\\x92s what I\\xc2\\x92m doing, now. {Rachel} Wow! Umm.... {Gunther} I dropped a cup. \",MIXED\\n\"{Ross} Hey, so uh, y\\'know how there\\'s something I wanted to talk to you about? {Rachel} Oh yeah! {Ross} Well, y\\'know how I\\'m trying to work things out with Emily. {Ross} Well, there\\'s this one thing\\xc2\\x85 Okay,  here goes. {Ross} I made a promise that--Oh hey! {Rachel} What? {Ross} You\\'re nose is bleeding! {Rachel} Oh God. {Rachel} No! {Rachel} Oh not again! {Rachel} This-this happened when my grandfather died. {Rachel} It\\'s ugh! {Rachel} Sorry. {Rachel} Oh, okay, so I\\'m sorry, what-what were you-what did you want to tell me? {Ross} Umm {Rachel} Sorry. Sorry. {Ross} Okay, I uh, I can\\'t see you anymore. {Rachel} Yeah, I know. It\\'s ridiculous! I can\\'t see you either. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} Yeah! {Phoebe} I can\\xc2\\x92t say. {Monica} Why?! {Chandler} Why not? {Phoebe} I can\\xc2\\x92t say because he\\xc2\\x92s famous. {Rachel} Oh my God, who is it?! {Monica} Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us. {Phoebe} Okay, okay. It\\xc2\\x92s James Brolin. James Brolin is the father of my baby. {Chandler} As in Barbara Streisand\\xc2\\x92s husband James Brolin? {Phoebe} What?! Well he never said that to me! \",NEGATIVE\\n{Monica} I can\\'t believe Phoebe\\'s gonna have her babies! ,POSTIVE\\n\"{Steve} Oh, okay, I get it. {Ross} No wait, look. Look! I\\'m sorry, it\\'s just I\\'ve never even {Steve} Howard\\'s the {Ross} Yes but too me he\\'s just, man. {Steve} Okay, fine, whatever. Welcome to the building. {Ross} Ugh, can you believe that guy! {Phoebe} Yeah. I really like his glasses. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} Hello, this is Monica... {Monica} Yeah??? {Monica} Oh... {Monica} Okay, yes, we\\'ll be right, we\\'ll be right down. {Monica} Thank you. \",NEUTRAL\\n{Lecturer} We\\xc2\\x92re beginning to see a lot of layering of sheer fabrics and colours. For instance a sheer navy blouse over a pink.... {Ross} I\\xc2\\x92m really glad we came.  You\\xc2\\x92re so pretty. I love you. ,POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} It\\xc2\\x92s clearly an Emma. {Rachel} Oh honey, but you love that name. {Monica} Yeah, but I love you more. {Monica} Besides y\\xc2\\x92know, nothing goes with Bing. {Monica} So I\\xc2\\x92m screwed. \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} And why do you care so much? {Monica} Because! You could get to live out my fantasy! {Ross} You had fantasies about Emily? {Monica} No! Y\\xc2\\x92know, {Ross} Is that why in junior high you were the only one that hung out with that Ukrainian kid? {Monica} Yeah that, plus his mom used to put sour cream on everything! {Monica} Do you love her? {Ross} We said it was only going to be two weeks, y\\xc2\\x92know? {Monica} You love her! {Ross} What-what is love really? {Monica} Ohhh, I {Ross} I am a good kisser. {Monica} Then you two can, can sneak into the cockpit, and things will start to heat up, and then a stewardess comes in\\xc2\\x85  I\\xc2\\x92ve been watching too much porn. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} Gimme them! {Rachel} No! They are mine! {Monica} You stole them from me! {Rachel} You stole them from me!! {Monica} Gimme them! {Monica} You just wanna each take one? {Rachel} Yeah that seems fair. We never use them. {Ross} Look, I really need some help, okay? Why? Why did I have to speak in a British accent?! What do I do? {Rachel} Well {Monica} Why don\\xe2\\x80\\x99t you phase it out? {Monica} Yeah, fade the accent out and people will think you\\xe2\\x80\\x99re, y\\xe2\\x80\\x99know, that you\\xe2\\x80\\x99re adjusting to life in America. {Rachel} Yeah, I mean, come on Ross, no one will even notice. I mean they\\xe2\\x80\\x99re probably not even listening! {Ross} They\\xe2\\x80\\x99re not listening too me? {Rachel} Of course they\\xe2\\x80\\x99re listening to you! Everybody listens to you. {Ross} Monica you really think I should try this phasing out thing? {Monica} I think you look fine. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} Hey, what\\'s up? {Rachel} I just saw Danny getting on the subway with a girl and he had his arm around her. {Monica} Oh, honey, I\\'m sorry. {Rachel} Well, you should be, this is all your fault! You meddled in our relationship!! {Monica} You had no relationship!! {Rachel} No, but I was doing my thing and everything was going according to the plan! {Monica} Oh God, stop with the plan! {Monica} So what, so what you saw him with a girl? {Monica} Who cares?! {Monica} That doesn\\'t mean anything! {Monica} Now look, you\\'re going to go out on a date with Danny and you\\'re going to be so charming he\\'s gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl. {Rachel} She was kinda stupid. {Rachel} You\\'re right. {Rachel} All right, I\\'m just gonna go on the date. {Rachel} I\\'m gonna go on the date. {Rachel} That is the new plan. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} That part was perfect for me! I can\\'t believe I didn\\'t get it! {Ross} I\\'m sorry, man. {Ross} Hey, y\\'know what you should do? {Ross} You should make something happen for yourself. {Ross} Y\\'know, like-like write a play. {Ross} Write a movie! {Ross} Huh? {Ross} I mean, what about those {Joey} Come on Ross be realistic, y\\'know? If I did write something, what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it? {Joey} Wait a second, I could star in it! {Ross} Or that. {Joey} I can\\'t write! {Joey} Y\\'know I mean I-I-I\\'m an actor, I don\\'t have the discipline that takes, y\\'know? {Joey} I can\\'t do it. {Ross} I\\'ll help you. {Ross} Yeah, I\\'ll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it. {Ross} And plus, it\\'ll give me something to do. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} David, can you help me?! I\\'m trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air. {David} Oh, certainly. That\\'s a combination of Bernoulli\\'s principle and Newton\\'s third law of motion. {Monica} See? {Chandler} Yeah, that\\'s the same as \"\"it has something to do with wind\"\". {Monica} Alright, I\\'m gonna go pick up a few things for the trip. {Phoebe} Oh, I should go, too. {Phoebe} Oh, now... tomorrow do you guys wanna share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I just meet you there. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} I have no name. {Phoebe} All right, so, what are we supposed to call you? {Chandler} Okay uh, for now, temporarily, you can call me, Clint. {Joey} No way are you cool enough to pull of Clint. {Chandler} Okay, so what name am I cool enough to pull off? {Phoebe} Umm, Gene. {Chandler} It\\xc2\\x92s Clint. It\\xc2\\x92s Clint! {Joey} See you later, Gene. {Phoebe} Bye, Gene. {Chandler} It\\xc2\\x92s Clint! {Joey} What\\xc2\\x92s up with Gene? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} OK, that\\'s enough of the view. Check this out, look at this. Sit down, sit down. {Phoebe} OK. {Chandler} This is great!  Helen, could you come in here for a moment? {Chandler} Thank you Helen, that\\'ll be all. {Chandler} Last time I do that, I promise. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Nah, Monica\\xc2\\x92s watching some cooking show. Come on, I don\\xc2\\x92t want to miss when they were skinny. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Okay, I have to tell you something that I have never admitted during our entire friendship! {Rachel} But, when we were in high school I made out with James Farrell even when I knew that you liked him! {Rachel} Wow, that feels so good to get off my chest! {Rachel} Okay, you go! {Monica} My turn? What-what are you talking about? {Rachel} Ugh, Monica, I know about you and Chandler. {Monica} What?! {Rachel} I overheard you guys on the phone the other day, and you said, \"\"I\\'ll just tell Rachel that I\\'m doing laundry for a couple of hours.\"\" {Rachel} And he said, \"\"Laundry? {Rachel} Is {Monica} Well. Sounds like you\\'re writing yourself a little play there Rach. Wow! Let me know how that one turns out. {Rachel} Well, I wouldn\\'t know because I got so freaked out that I hung up the phone. {Monica} Well, if you had kept listening, you-you would have heard me call him Mr. Big\\xc2\\x85\\xc2\\x85ot. {Rachel} What?! {Monica} Mr. Bigot. He tells the most {Rachel} All right. So you\\'re telling me that there is nothing going on between you and Chandler. {Monica} Me and Chandler?! \",NEGATIVE\\n{Ross} He\\xc2\\x92s coming here for Thanksgiving! ,POSTIVE\\n\"{Rachel} Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that\\'s OK. {Ross} What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Monica} Oh, Larry. {Phoebe} Umm, do health inspectors work on commission? {Larry} No, bribes. {Phoebe} It\\'s okay to laugh right? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Joey} Sure, now I\\xc2\\x92m scared. {Phoebe} No, we can go together! Just don\\xc2\\x92t wait too long though, okay? \\xc2\\x91Cause I\\xc2\\x92m outta here sometime before Friday. {Joey} Yeah, but I don\\xc2\\x92t wanna die! {Phoebe} No-no, it\\xc2\\x92ll be fun! We can come back and we can haunt these guys! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Dina} I\\xc2\\x92m going to keep dating him Mother, and there\\xc2\\x92s nothing you can do about it! {Jessica Lockhart} Oh yes there is! {Dina} What are you going to do? Kill him? Like you did with Charles?! {Jessica Lockhart} Oh, my baby! {Joey} That was a great scene! And-and-and that slap looks so real! How do you do that? {Cecilia} Oh, just years of experience. {Dina} Can I get some ice here?! {Joey} Oh anyway, I just wanted to say how wonderful I think you are. {Cecilia} You\\xc2\\x92re not the fan who\\xc2\\x92s dying are you? {Joey} No. No, I\\xc2\\x92m Joey Tribbiani; we did a scene together yesterday. I-I\\xc2\\x92m the guy in the coma! {Cecilia} Oh that was a real person?! {Joey} An-an-anyway I-I just wanted to say that since I\\xc2\\x92m getting your brain when you leave the show, I was wondering if there was any tips you can give me {Cecilia} I-I-I\\xc2\\x92m leaving the show? {Joey} I don\\xc2\\x92t know. Why? Did you hear something? {Cecilia} Who told you that? {Joey} Oh uh, one of the writers. {Cecilia} Which one? Was it bald or was it tall? \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} How do I look? {Chandler} Oh, uh, I... don\\'t... care. {Chandler} Ok, now, remember, no trading. {Chandler} You get the pretty one, I get the mess. {Lorraine} Hi, Joey. Well well, look what you brought. Very nice. {Chandler} ...And what did you bring? {Lorraine} She\\'s checking the coats. {Lorraine} Joey, I\\'m gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. {Lorraine} Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice. {Chandler} Janice? {Janice} Oh.... my.... God. {Chandler} Hey, it\\'s Janice. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Phoebe} Me too. {Phoebe} Although this city is my home, so. {Phoebe} So that\\xc2\\x92s dumb what I said, don\\xc2\\x92t tell him I said that. {Phoebe} Umm, you make something up. {Phoebe} Nice,  thank you. {Phoebe} This is me. {Phoebe} Here. {Mischa} Your eyes are very pretty. {Phoebe} Thank you, very much! Oh!  Thank you! {Mischa} He would like to kiss you. {Phoebe} Okay, y\\'know what, you don\\xc2\\x92t have to do that now. {Phoebe} No-no-no-no!! {Phoebe} Not him, you don\\xc2\\x92t! {Phoebe} Well the moment\\xc2\\x92s over. {Phoebe} Oh. {Mischa} Oy! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} May I come in? {Rachel} Uh, yeah, if you want too. {Ross} Do {Rachel} Yeah, sure? {Ross} So do I. {Ross} Okay Rach, before anything happens  I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. {Ross} This is just about tonight. {Ross} I don\\'t to go through with this if it\\'s going to raise the question of \"\"Us.\"\" {Ross} I just want this to be  about what it is! {Rachel} And um, what-what is that Ross? {Ross} The physical act of love. {Rachel} What?! Are you crazy? {Ross} Oh so-so you weren\\'t trying to entice me just now with your-your nakedness? {Rachel} Oh God, you saw me?! Oh! {Ross} You weren\\'t trying to entice me with your nakedness. {Rachel} Noo!! No! You thought, you actually thought I wanted to have sex with you?! {Ross} No! No!  No!  No-no-no-no. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} Hi. {Fake Monica} Hey. {Monica} How are you? {Fake Monica} I\\'m not too bad. Fortunately, blue\\'s my colour. How-how did you know I was here? {Monica} Because... I\\'m Monica Geller. It was my credit card you were using. {Fake Monica} That I was not expecting. {Monica} I want you to know, it wasn\\'t me who turned you in. {Fake Monica} Oh. Thanks. {Monica} No, thank you! You have given me so much! I mean, if it wasn\\'t for you, I would never have gotten to sing {Fake Monica} Well, actually, you only got to sing \\'Memo-\\'. {Monica} I just can\\'t believe you\\'re in here. {Monica} I mean, what am I gonna do without you? {Monica} Who\\'s gonna crash the embassy parties with me? {Monica} Who\\'s gonna take me to the \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Supervisor} So basically this is very easy. You read from the script and try to sell as much toner as you possibly can. {Phoebe} Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I {Supervisor} Why don\\xc2\\x92t we do a trial run. {Phoebe} Oh okay. Umm, all right.  Hi, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please? {Supervisor} I\\xc2\\x92m the supply manager. {Phoebe} Umm, okay I would like to talk to you about your toner needs. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Dr. Long} We\\xc2\\x92ll do a quick check. {Rachel} Okay. {Dr. Long} So, eight days late huh? {Rachel} Yeah. {Dr. Long} You must be a little uncomfortable. {Rachel} Eh, just a tad. {Dr. Long} You\\xc2\\x92re about 80 percent effaced, so you\\xc2\\x92re on your way. {Dr. Long} It still could last a little while longer. {Dr. Long} If you\\xc2\\x92re anxious there are a few ways to help things along. {Ross} Do them!! {Dr. Long} Actually, they\\xc2\\x92re things you can do. Just some home remedies, but in my experience I\\xc2\\x92ve found that some of them are quite effective. {Rachel} Well, we are ready to try anything. {Dr. Long} Okay, there\\xc2\\x92s an herbal tea you can drink. {Rachel} Okay. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} I can\\xc2\\x92t believe I did this! What an idiot! {Monica} Oh, stop beating yourself up! {Monica} People make mistakes! {Monica} These things happen! {Monica} There aren\\xc2\\x92t any message you\\xc2\\x92ve forgotten to give me are there? {Monica} Apparently you\\xc2\\x92re not very good at it! {Monica} I \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Well, how-how come? {Tour Guide} That\\xc2\\x92s just the way it is. {Joey} That\\xc2\\x92s crazy. {Tour Guide} Maybe it\\xc2\\x92s crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. {Tour Guide} See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now\\xc2\\x85 Peter! {Tour Guide} Hey, Peter! {Tour Guide} It\\xc2\\x92s me Rhonda! {Tour Guide} From PS-129! {Tour Guide} I shared my puddin\\xc2\\x92 which you man! {Tour Guide} I gave you my {Joey} I-I think everybody\\xc2\\x92s pretending they don\\xc2\\x92t hear you. {Joey} Anyway, look, I don\\xc2\\x92t know about you and your jackets and your separate tables, but Ross is one of my best friends, and if I save him a seat, I\\xc2\\x92m telling you, he {Ross} That\\xc2\\x92s okay, I\\xc2\\x92m cool over here. I\\xc2\\x92ll catch up with you later, Joey. {Tour Guide} Op, this is saved.  Gift shop. \",NEUTRAL\\n{1st Customer} Everything was delicious! {Monica} Thank you! {2nd Customer} It was. The duck in particular was superb. {Monica} Thank you!    You haven\\'t said anything... {3rd Customer} Actually I do have one small complaint. {Monica} Oh..please!I-I welcome criticism. {3rd Customer} The musician right outside the restaurant...it\\'s kind    of a mood-killer! {Monica} What musician? ,POSTIVE\\n\"{Ross} You got the clothes clean. Now that\\'s the important part. {Rachel} Oh, I guess. Except everything looks like jammies now. {Rachel} Whoa, I\\'m sorry. Excuse me. We had this cart. \",NEGATIVE\\n{Joey} What are you doing? {Chandler} The key\\xc2\\x92s stuck in the lock. {Joey} I can fix it. Hold on.  Look out. Look out. {Chandler} It still doesn\\xc2\\x92t work. ,NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Do you remember where the duck food is? {Phoebe} Yeah, it\\xc2\\x92s in the guys\\xc2\\x92 apartment under the sink. Why? {Rachel} Because I\\xc2\\x92m going to London. {Phoebe} What?! What do you mean you\\xc2\\x92re going to London? {Rachel} Yeah, I have to tell Ross that I love him. {Rachel} Now honey, you take care, you don\\xc2\\x92t have those babies until I get back. {Phoebe} I\\xc2\\x97Rachel, you can\\xc2\\x92t go! Ross loves Emily! {Rachel} Yeah, I know, I know, I know he does. {Rachel} But I have to tell him how I feel! {Rachel} He deserves to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision. {Phoebe} That\\xc2\\x92s not why you\\xc2\\x92re going! {Phoebe} You\\xc2\\x92re going because you hope he\\xc2\\x92s gonna say, \"\"Yeah, I love you too, Rach. {Phoebe} Forget that British chippy.\"\" {Rachel} Ohh\\xc2\\x97Do you think he will?! {Phoebe} No! {Phoebe} Because he\\xc2\\x92s in love with the British chippy! {Phoebe} Look, Rachel, if you go, you\\xc2\\x92re just gonna mess with his head and ruin his wedding! {Phoebe} Y\\xc2\\x92know, it\\xc2\\x92s too late! {Phoebe} You missed you\\xc2\\x92re chance! {Phoebe} I\\xc2\\x92m sorry, I know this must be really hard, it\\xc2\\x92s over. {Rachel} Y\\xc2\\x92know what? No. It\\xc2\\x92s not over until someone says, \"\"I do.\"\" {Phoebe} I do! I do! I do!  I do!  Ugh, like I can really chase you. I\\xc2\\x92m carrying a litter. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Phoebe} Can I tell you a little secret? {Rachel} Yeah! {Phoebe} I want to keep one. {Rachel} Ohh, I\\'m gonna be on the news! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Well actually uh, there was something we wanted to tell you about the wedding. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} I didn\\xc2\\x92t even realise how late it was, until I noticed the 5 o\\xc2\\x92clock shadow on her head. {Ross} Anyway, she didn\\xc2\\x92t want to stay. {Ross} I called a cab. she just left. {Rachel} I wrote you a letter. {Ross} Ohh! Thank you! I like mail. {Rachel} It\\xc2\\x92s just some things I\\xc2\\x92ve been thinking about. {Rachel} Some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff. {Ross} Okay.  Wow, it\\xc2\\x92s-it\\xc2\\x92s 5:30 in the morning.  So, I\\xc2\\x92d better get cracking on this baby. {Rachel} Well, I\\xc2\\x92ll be waiting for you, just come up when you\\xc2\\x92re done. {Ross} Okay, I\\xc2\\x92ll be up in,  18 pages. Front and back. Very exciting. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} I mean, I realize that his feelings may never completely go away, but {Janice} Oh?my Gawd, I-I understand. {Janice} I-I am so sorry, I\\xc2\\x92ll go. {Janice} Good-bye Monica , I wish you a lifetime of happiness with him. {Janice} Chandler,  you call me when this goes in the pooper. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Forgive me? You haven\\'t been taking my calls in a week! {Joey} Well, I\\'m totally over it Chandler. Friends forever! Don\\'t come out here! {Chandler} Uh, what was that? {Joey} Uh, \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Chandler} Hey! {Phoebe} How do you feel? {Chandler} Well, let\\xc2\\x92s just say that Krog will be fully equipped to destroy the universe again in twelve to fourteen hours. {Phoebe} Okay, so I {Chandler} And protected them from a tornado? {Monica} Oh my God. {Phoebe} I know, the babies are asleep. {Monica} Phoebe, what, what happened here?! {Phoebe} I did it! I took care of the babies all by myself! {Monica} But my apartment! {Chandler} Is not as important as the fact that Phoebe took care of the babies all by herself. {Monica} You\\xc2\\x92re right, you\\xc2\\x92re right I shouldn\\xc2\\x92t freak out. {Monica} \\xc2\\x91Cause this is what will happen when you and I have babies! {Monica} When will that be? {Chandler} Phoebe, would you take a look at this mess!!!! \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Rachel} Yeah, and I am okay with being a pushover. {Phoebe} That\\xc2\\x92s great. Good for you guys. {Monica} I am not high maintenance! {Rachel} I am not a pushover! {Phoebe} Who said you were? {Rachel} You did! {Phoebe} Oh, I\\xc2\\x92m flaky. I\\xc2\\x92ll say anything. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Joey} Dude, you don\\xc2\\x92t have to brag! We got nothing here!! \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Oh, hey, Gunther, check this out. {Gunther} Yeah, that-that Chandler cracks me up. {Joey} Hey Ross, listen, you want anything to drink, \\xc2\\x91cause I\\xc2\\x92m heading up there. {Ross} Uh, yeah, I\\xc2\\x92ll take a coffee. Thanks, man. {Joey} Sure.  Coffee? \\xc2\\x91Cause I\\xc2\\x92m going up there. {Rachel} No. {Monica} No, thank you. {Joey} You guys need anything, \\xc2\\x91cause I\\xc2\\x92m heading up there. {Woman} I\\xc2\\x92d love an ice water. {Joey} You got it. {Monica} Joey, what are you doing? {Joey} Just being friendly. {Rachel} Joey, honey, I don\\xc2\\x92t think you\\xc2\\x92re supposed to go back there. {Joey} Nah, it\\xc2\\x92s okay. Right, Gunther? {Gunther} Don\\xc2\\x92t wink at me. And put on your apron. {Joey} Okay, but I don\\xc2\\x92t see you asking any other paying customers to put on aprons. {Monica} Joey, do you work here? {Joey} No. {Customer} Hey, waiter. {Joey} Yeah? \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Monica} I can\\'t {Chandler} Oh! Look at that, time\\'s up! My turn! {Monica} That was a half an hour? {Chandler} It\\'s your timer. {Monica} Y\\'know, I don\\'t like to brag about it, but I give the {Chandler} All right, then massage me up right nice! {Chandler} Ah! Ahh!! Ahh!! {Monica} It\\'s so good, isn\\'t it? {Chandler} It\\'s so good I don\\'t know what I\\'ve done to deserve it! {Monica} Say good-bye to sore muscles! {Chandler} Good-bye muscles!! \",POSTIVE\\n\"{Monica} Thank you. {Phoebe} Thanks. {Monica} I can\\'t believe this! This is like the worst night ever! {Phoebe} Y\\'know Monica you had a minor setback in your relationship with Chandler. Big deal! It\\'s only Chandler.  I am {Monica} This is crazy! I mean, it\\'s such a stupid argument. I don\\'t even wanna see Richard again. {Phoebe} So go fix it! {Phoebe} Go find Chandler! {Phoebe} He\\'s probably up in your room! {Phoebe} Tell him that you\\'re sorry and that you love him. {Monica} Y\\'know what? You\\'re right Phoebe. You\\'re right. Thank you! {Phoebe} Sure!   Yeah! Las Vegas, number one! {Monica} Anybody lose this? {The Croupier} Comin\\' out. Place your bet.  Dice are out.  Double or nothin\\'! Pay the front line! {Monica} Hmm. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Chandler} Are you kidding me?! Joey. Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey!! {Joey} Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey! Joey!! {Chandler} Oh. Oh, did-did-did I wake you? \",NEGATIVE\\n{Joey} All right where\\xc2\\x92s that turkey! {Phoebe} Joey! Those are my maternity pants! {Joey} Not now! These are my Thanksgiving pants! ,MIXED\\n\"{The Hot Girl} I know. You\\'re the guy who wouldn\\'t chip in for the handyman. {Ross} Nevermind! {The Hot Girl} No, I-I actually thought it was unfair the way everyone reacted. I mean you had just moved in. {The Hot Girl} Jen. {Ross} Jen, I know this may sound a little\\xc2\\x85 But uh, would you maybe wanna grab a cup of coffee sometime, or {Jen} Sure! That would be nice. {Ross} Umm? {Jen} Oh! My number is on there.  Give me a call. {Ross} I will give you a call. {Jen} I\\'ll see you later. {Ross} Okay! {Jen} I forgot my paper. \",NEUTRAL\\n\"{Ross} Okay, that\\'s it. I cannot make this decision! It is {Monica} A Magic Eight ball?! You can\\'t be serious, you can\\'t make this decision with a toy! {Phoebe} Ooh, it\\'s not a toy. {Ross} Well, I don\\'t know what else to do. {Ross} I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I\\'m 30! {Ross} So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let\\'s hear it! {Ross} \\'Cause I-I got nothing! {Ross} All right, don\\'t be shy, any suggestion will do. {Ross} Okay then. {Ross} Here we go. {Ross} Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again? {Ross} Ask again later. {Ross} Later is not good enough. {Ross} Ask again later. {Ross} What the hell! {Ross} This is broken! {Ross} It-it is broken! {Monica} All right, let me see.  Will Chandler have sex tonight?  Don\\'t count on it. Seems like it works to me. \",NEGATIVE\\n\"{Ross} Oh umm, there\\xc2\\x92s also a book here by a woman named Wendy Bagina.  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              "0  {Monica} How about, youre moving!! {Rachel} Look! This is ridiculous. We should be packing you!! {Phoebe} Hey, how are you guys doing? {Rachel} Great! Monicas moving! {Monica} I am not! {Rachel} Oh really?! Then how come all your stuff is in this box?! {Phoebe} Okay, you guys. You guys I think I know whats going on here. Okay, you guys {Monica} No Phoebe I am mad! {Phoebe} Well, deep-deep-deep down! {Rachel} Yeah, Im just mad! {Phoebe} Then keep running.                                                                                                                                                      \n",
              "1  {Phoebe} Or we could just follow your clever jokes  any ideas?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     \n",
              "2  {Joey} Hey Rach! Hey, you mind if I read my comic books in here? {Rachel} Sure! Why? {Joey} Oh well, Chandler and Monica are over there and it's kinda hard to concentrate. {Rachel} What?! {Rachel} She just called and said that she was gonna be working late! {Rachel} She keeps lying to me! {Rachel} That's it! {Rachel} I'm just gonna go over there and confront them right now!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            \n",
              "3  {Joey} You forget how many great songs Heart had. {Chandler} Yeah. {Ross} You know, Barracuda was the first song I learned to play on the keyboard. {Chandler} So, you heard it, you repeated it, so that must mean you wrote it. {Joey} Oh, you guys, with this joke. I gotta say, I know I cracked up, but Im not even sure I got it. {Ross} What, you didnt get it? The doctor is a monkey. {Chandler} And monkeys cant write out prescriptions. {Chandler} You are not allowed to laugh at my joke. {Ross} Your joke? Well, I think the Hef would disagree, which is why he sent me a check for one hundred ah-dollars.    \n",
              "4  {Chandler} Hey Joe! You wanna shoot some hoops? {Joey} Oh no, I cant go. Im practicing; I got an audition to be the host of a new game show.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      \n",
              "\n",
              "  Sentiment  \n",
              "0  1         \n",
              "1  3         \n",
              "2  1         \n",
              "3  3         \n",
              "4  0         "
            ]
          },
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          "execution_count": 12
        }
      ]
    },
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      "metadata": {
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        "colab": {
          "base_uri": "https://localhost:8080/",
          "height": 51
        },
        "outputId": "c4ab3e21-ab91-4a7f-b39a-75a831c86f22"
      },
      "cell_type": "code",
      "source": [
        "y = to_categorical(data['Sentiment'])\n",
        "X_train, X_test, y_train, y_test = train_test_split(X,y, test_size = 0.2, random_state = 42)\n",
        "print(X_train.shape,y_train.shape)\n",
        "print(X_test.shape,y_test.shape)"
      ],
      "execution_count": 13,
      "outputs": [
        {
          "output_type": "stream",
          "text": [
            "(800, 200) (800, 4)\n",
            "(200, 200) (200, 4)\n"
          ],
          "name": "stdout"
        }
      ]
    },
    {
      "metadata": {
        "id": "XFx4QMfs71Gz",
        "colab_type": "code",
        "colab": {
          "base_uri": "https://localhost:8080/",
          "height": 289
        },
        "outputId": "6503815e-de29-4d7d-ab85-7d88baf14803"
      },
      "cell_type": "code",
      "source": [
        "embed_dim = 100\n",
        "lstm_out = 128\n",
        "batch_size = 32\n",
        "\n",
        "inputs = Input((max_length_of_text, ))\n",
        "x = Embedding(num_words, embed_dim)(inputs)\n",
        "x = LSTM(lstm_out, dropout=0.2, recurrent_dropout=0.2)(x)\n",
        "x = Dense(4,activation='sigmoid')(x)\n",
        "model = Model(inputs, x)\n",
        "print(model.summary())"
      ],
      "execution_count": 14,
      "outputs": [
        {
          "output_type": "stream",
          "text": [
            "_________________________________________________________________\n",
            "Layer (type)                 Output Shape              Param #   \n",
            "=================================================================\n",
            "input_1 (InputLayer)         (None, 200)               0         \n",
            "_________________________________________________________________\n",
            "embedding_1 (Embedding)      (None, 200, 100)          200000    \n",
            "_________________________________________________________________\n",
            "lstm_1 (LSTM)                (None, 128)               117248    \n",
            "_________________________________________________________________\n",
            "dense_1 (Dense)              (None, 4)                 516       \n",
            "=================================================================\n",
            "Total params: 317,764\n",
            "Trainable params: 317,764\n",
            "Non-trainable params: 0\n",
            "_________________________________________________________________\n",
            "None\n"
          ],
          "name": "stdout"
        }
      ]
    },
    {
      "metadata": {
        "id": "NMWPImBJ71G6",
        "colab_type": "code",
        "colab": {}
      },
      "cell_type": "code",
      "source": [
        "model.compile(loss = 'categorical_crossentropy', optimizer='adam', metrics = ['categorical_accuracy'])"
      ],
      "execution_count": 0,
      "outputs": []
    },
    {
      "metadata": {
        "id": "SwCQH3mg71G9",
        "colab_type": "code",
        "colab": {}
      },
      "cell_type": "code",
      "source": [
        "early_stops = EarlyStopping(patience=3, monitor='val_acc')\n",
        "checkpointer = ModelCheckpoint(filepath='weights.hdf5', verbose=1, save_best_only=True)"
      ],
      "execution_count": 0,
      "outputs": []
    },
    {
      "metadata": {
        "id": "E9-AeUnr71HB",
        "colab_type": "code",
        "colab": {
          "base_uri": "https://localhost:8080/",
          "height": 751
        },
        "outputId": "91fa0bc9-5b1b-4fb7-92ba-e52d4f7e97ec"
      },
      "cell_type": "code",
      "source": [
        "model.fit(X_train, y_train, validation_data=(X_test, y_test), batch_size = batch_size, epochs = 10, callbacks=[checkpointer], verbose=1)"
      ],
      "execution_count": 17,
      "outputs": [
        {
          "output_type": "stream",
          "text": [
            "Train on 800 samples, validate on 200 samples\n",
            "Epoch 1/10\n",
            "800/800 [==============================] - 10s 12ms/step - loss: 1.3169 - categorical_accuracy: 0.3450 - val_loss: 1.2835 - val_categorical_accuracy: 0.3550\n",
            "\n",
            "Epoch 00001: val_loss improved from inf to 1.28349, saving model to weights.hdf5\n",
            "Epoch 2/10\n",
            "800/800 [==============================] - 9s 11ms/step - loss: 1.2356 - categorical_accuracy: 0.3550 - val_loss: 1.2822 - val_categorical_accuracy: 0.3600\n",
            "\n",
            "Epoch 00002: val_loss improved from 1.28349 to 1.28224, saving model to weights.hdf5\n",
            "Epoch 3/10\n",
            "800/800 [==============================] - 9s 11ms/step - loss: 1.2231 - categorical_accuracy: 0.4050 - val_loss: 1.2823 - val_categorical_accuracy: 0.3950\n",
            "\n",
            "Epoch 00003: val_loss did not improve from 1.28224\n",
            "Epoch 4/10\n",
            "800/800 [==============================] - 8s 11ms/step - loss: 1.1895 - categorical_accuracy: 0.3837 - val_loss: 1.2700 - val_categorical_accuracy: 0.3750\n",
            "\n",
            "Epoch 00004: val_loss improved from 1.28224 to 1.26999, saving model to weights.hdf5\n",
            "Epoch 5/10\n",
            "800/800 [==============================] - 9s 11ms/step - loss: 1.0642 - categorical_accuracy: 0.5938 - val_loss: 1.4178 - val_categorical_accuracy: 0.3200\n",
            "\n",
            "Epoch 00005: val_loss did not improve from 1.26999\n",
            "Epoch 6/10\n",
            "800/800 [==============================] - 8s 11ms/step - loss: 0.8373 - categorical_accuracy: 0.7075 - val_loss: 1.5381 - val_categorical_accuracy: 0.3650\n",
            "\n",
            "Epoch 00006: val_loss did not improve from 1.26999\n",
            "Epoch 7/10\n",
            "800/800 [==============================] - 9s 11ms/step - loss: 0.6200 - categorical_accuracy: 0.7700 - val_loss: 1.5456 - val_categorical_accuracy: 0.3650\n",
            "\n",
            "Epoch 00007: val_loss did not improve from 1.26999\n",
            "Epoch 8/10\n",
            "800/800 [==============================] - 8s 11ms/step - loss: 0.4384 - categorical_accuracy: 0.8263 - val_loss: 1.8692 - val_categorical_accuracy: 0.3800\n",
            "\n",
            "Epoch 00008: val_loss did not improve from 1.26999\n",
            "Epoch 9/10\n",
            "800/800 [==============================] - 9s 11ms/step - loss: 0.3286 - categorical_accuracy: 0.8750 - val_loss: 1.9836 - val_categorical_accuracy: 0.3950\n",
            "\n",
            "Epoch 00009: val_loss did not improve from 1.26999\n",
            "Epoch 10/10\n",
            "800/800 [==============================] - 8s 11ms/step - loss: 0.2182 - categorical_accuracy: 0.9312 - val_loss: 2.2472 - val_categorical_accuracy: 0.3750\n",
            "\n",
            "Epoch 00010: val_loss did not improve from 1.26999\n"
          ],
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      "metadata": {
        "id": "lIh7GYtr71HG",
        "colab_type": "code",
        "colab": {}
      },
      "cell_type": "code",
      "source": [
        "files.download(\"weights.hdf5\")"
      ],
      "execution_count": 0,
      "outputs": []
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      "metadata": {
        "id": "V1Opp13Y71HJ",
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