Heyy!!

You're looking at my site files and I love you for that, that is why I am going to tell you what this file is. Okay, so get ready as this is a lot to take in, but I made this file to track what mascots I have written about and what order they should appear in, got that? Good.

Mascots

Here are all of the mascots I have used, when I place them on the webpage, I use this website to keep them all in order.

• Ai (藍) of Misskey
• Aros Kitty of AROS
• BSD Daemon of BSD
• Cloud Services the Unicorn of WMCS
• Dave Gnukem
• Dragora of Dragora GNU
• Enterprise the Squirrel
• Ferris of Rust
• Flaxy O'Hare of Friendica
• Florence of Mastodon
• Fred of Pixelfed
• Freedoom Guy of Freedoom
• GNU Head of GNU
• Gavroche of GNU MediaGoblin
• Go Gopher of Go
• Kandalf of KDE
• Kiki the Cyber Squirrel of Krita
• Kiwi of JoinFediverseWiki
• Log Raft of Raft
• Mozilla Phoenix
• Penny The Cat of Neocities
• Pleroma-tan of Pleroma
• Puppy Linux
• Restless of LibreQuake
• Rose of Mobilizon
• Sepia of PeerTube
• Sudo Sandwich of Sudo
• Surge the Rabbit of Open Surge
• Tux of Linux
• Vika (Вики) of Wikipedia
• Whales of Funkwhale
• Wikipe-tan of Wikipedia
• Wikipede of Wikipedia
• Xenia of Linux
• Xue of Xfce

Quick Round: Other Wikimedia Related Mascots

• Hydra
• Miwiki
• Puzzly
• Sun Wiki (孙维基)
• Wikimedia beetle
• WikipediaWolf

Mascots I won't fight

While I know that this whole webpage is very strange and the idea of me rejecting a mascot might seem odd, but here is a breakdown of the ones I won't do and why.

• Most waifu mascots: I feel like any mascot that's just something like an anime girl is kind of hard to write about. I kind of don't like what I wrote for Pleroma-tan and Ai as it's kind of just the same thing. I was going to add Sanny and Tess («Futanari girls») from Wikipedia, but I don't think I can say much for them.
• elePHPant: I can't really say much apart from «I'm going to get stepped on and not in a hot way».
• Duke of Java: I don't know what this is meant to be and I don't think I can come up with anything good - I feel like the fight would be exactly like the one with Whales of Funkwhale.
• Mozilla's dinosaur head thing: I really don't think there would be much to say about this apart from «Cass would be eaten in seconds».
• Octocat: Not open-source and one of those «All rights reserved» type cases, plus I can't be asked to write about how I would have my ass handed to me by this little guy - if you are bored check out this art of them.
• Most robot mascots: Think Bugdroid (Android), Kodee (Kotlin), and DotNet Bot (.NET), etc. I feel like a lot of the fight will boil down to «they're a robot and don't feel pain so would win anyway».
• Blinky the Fish of FreeDOS: I thought they were a whale, either way, but I just had no idea what to even say.
• Wilber (GIMP): I don't know what Wilber is meant to be and the only official art of them is just a headshop, so we never see the rest of their body. IDK.
• Firefish: The mascot for this project seems to be this abstract fish-thing... I'm really not sure what I could ever say about them.
• Friday Night Funkin': I really don't know the lore of the game - sorry!

Hopefully, this will be useful to people before they ask about a mascot that I have ruled out. Of course, if you want to make your own version of my mascot page, you are more than welcome to add the mascots that I will not do.