"Not Responding" after 7-ish seconds after launch

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Game will give a not responding error in the menu. Everything freezes after 7-ish seconds. I've reinstalled the game, completely cleared out my portal 2 files, ive tried the downloads shown in pins, ive tried almost everything.

Attached is a video of the error along with the log file.
portal2_d3d9.log
https://youtu.be/Rj_nuP7dKkw (github has a max of 10mb files and this file is 10.5mb 😭😭)