chav_replacement.json

{

    "chav": {
		"fucking": "bloody",
		"dick": "knob",
		"dickhead": "bellend",
		"coffee": "tea",
		"pussy": "fanny",
		"my": "me",
		"stupid": "daft",
		"looking at": "gawpin' at",
		"head": "dome",
		"bar": "pub",
		"water": "wa'er",
		"music": "tunes",
		"dissapointed": "gutted",
		"vacuum": "hoover",
		"sus": "dodgy",
		"sleep": "kip",
		"tired": "knackered",
		"fries": "chips",
		"chips": "crisps",
		"what": "wot",
		"robust": "chin",
		"windows": "windies",
		"window": "windy",
		"break": "do",
		"your": "yer",
		"no": "naw",
		"mom": "mum",
		"hair": "mop",
		"nothing": "bugger all",
		"food": "scran",
		"security": [
			"coppers",
			"bobbies"
		],
		"friend": [
			"mate",
			"bruv",
			"lad"
		],
		"great": [
			"bangin'",
			"sound"
		],
		"man": [
			"mate",
			"mans",
			"bloke"
		],
		"isnt": [
			"innit",
			"aint it"
		],
		"dumb": [
			"daft",
			"stupid"
		],
		"idiot": [
			"wanker",
			"tosser",
			"prick"
		],
		"little": [
			"tad",
			"wee"
		],
		"credits": [
			"pounds",
			"quid"
		],
		"drunk": [
			"shitfaced",
			"pissed"
		],
		"tough": "big"
	}

}