eigenstasium.json

{
	"lines": [
		"At long last! My evil twin!",
		"Bugger me, whats all this then?",
		"Das ist nicht deutschland. Das ist nicht akzeptabel!!!",
		"Don't trust any bagels you see until next month!",
		"El psy congroo.",
		"Good. Now that the council is assembled the meeting can begin.",
		"Hey, I remember that phase, glad I grew out of it.",
		"I bet we can finally take the clown now.",
		"I knew powering the station using a singularity engine would lead to something like this...",
		"I'm starting to get why no one wants to hang out with me.",
		"I've come from the future to warn you about Eigenstasium! Oh no! I'm too late!",
		"Ik stond op het punt om mehki op tafel te zetten, en nu, waar ben ik?",
		"Keep going lets see if more of us show up.",
		"Keep going lets see if more of us show up.",
		"Kept you waiting huh?",
		"LING DISGUISED AS ME!",
		"Listen! I only have so much time before I'm ripped away. The secret behind the gas giants are...",
		"No! Dark spirits, do not torment me with these visions of my future self! It's horrible!",
		"No!! I was just about to greentext!",
		"Now neither of us will be virgins!",
		"Oh god I think I'm ODing I'm seeing a fake version of me.",
		"Ruffle a cat once in a while!",
		"Sacre bleu! Ou suis-je?!",
		"So that's what I'd look like if I was ugly...",
		"So, two alternate universe twins walk into a bar...",
		"This is one hell of a beepsky smash.",
		"Wake the fuck up spaceman we have a gas giant to burn",
		"WHAT IS HAPPENING?!",
		"What...what's with these teleports? It's like one of my Japanese animes...!",
		"Why haven't you gotten around to starting that band?!",
		"Wow, I can't believe in your universe Cencomm got rid of cloning.",
		"You fool! You took too much Eigenstasium! You've doomed us all!",
		"You trying to steal my job?",
		"YOU'VE CREATED A TIME PARADOX!",
		"YOU'VE DOOMED THE TIMELINE!"
	]
}