diff --git a/LICENSE b/LICENSE
index 49a9b3fa0c534..c0f51a741b9ea 100644
--- a/LICENSE
+++ b/LICENSE
@@ -51,15 +51,15 @@ this license.
 used with permission.
 
 "Gubblebum Blocky" font
-Copyright (c) 2007 by Tjarda Koster, http://jelloween.deviantart.com
+Copyright (c) by Tjarda Koster, http://jelloween.deviantart.com
 included for use in the npm website and documentation,
 used with permission.
 
-This program uses "node-uuid", Copyright (c) 2010 Robert Kieffer,
-according to the terms of the MIT license.
-
-This program uses "request", Copyright (c) 2011 Mikeal Rogers,
+This program uses "request", Copyright (c) Mikeal Rogers,
 according to the terms of the Apache license.
 
-This program uses "mkdirp",  Copyright (c) 2010 James Halliday,
+This program uses "mkdirp",  Copyright (c) James Halliday,
 according to the terms of the MIT/X11 license.
+
+This program uses "opener", Copyright (c) Domenic Denicola,
+according to the terms of the DWTFPL2 license.
diff --git a/node_modules/opener/LICENSE.txt b/node_modules/opener/LICENSE.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..087c312b1efce
--- /dev/null
+++ b/node_modules/opener/LICENSE.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
+                    Version 2, December 2004
+
+ Copyright (C) 2012 Domenic Denicola <domenic@domenicdenicola.com>
+
+ Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
+ copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
+ as the name is changed.
+
+            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
+   TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION
+
+  0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.
+
diff --git a/node_modules/opener/README.md b/node_modules/opener/README.md
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..bf3ff2ac555a3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/node_modules/opener/README.md
@@ -0,0 +1,44 @@
+# It Opens Stuff
+
+That is, in your desktop environment. This will make *actual windows pop up*, with stuff in them:
+
+```bash
+npm install opener -g
+
+opener http://google.com
+opener ./my-file.txt
+opener firefox
+opener npm run lint
+```
+
+Also if you want to use it programmatically you can do that too:
+
+```js
+var opener = require("opener");
+
+opener("http://google.com");
+opener("./my-file.txt");
+opener("firefox");
+opener("npm run lint");
+```
+
+## Use It for Good
+
+Like opening the user's browser with a test harness in your package's test script:
+
+```json
+{
+    "scripts": {
+        "test": "opener ./test/runner.html"
+    },
+    "devDependencies": {
+        "opener": "*"
+    }
+}
+```
+
+## Why
+
+Because Windows has `start`, Macs have `open`, and *nix has `xdg-open`. At least
+[according to some guy on StackOverflow](http://stackoverflow.com/q/1480971/3191). And I like things that work on all
+three. Like Node.js. And Opener.
diff --git a/node_modules/opener/opener.js b/node_modules/opener/opener.js
new file mode 100755
index 0000000000000..5cdfd7283947a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/node_modules/opener/opener.js
@@ -0,0 +1,55 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env node
+
+"use strict";
+
+var childProcess = require("child_process");
+
+function opener(args, options, callback) {
+    // http://stackoverflow.com/q/1480971/3191, but see below for Windows.
+    var command = process.platform === "win32" ? "cmd" :
+                  process.platform === "darwin" ? "open" :
+                  "xdg-open";
+
+    if (typeof args === "string") {
+        args = [args];
+    }
+
+    if (typeof options === "function") {
+        callback = options;
+        options = {};
+    }
+
+    if (options && typeof options === "object" && options.command) {
+        if (process.platform === "win32") {
+            // *always* use cmd on windows
+            args = [options.command].concat(args);
+        } else {
+            cmd = options.command;
+        }
+    }
+
+    if (process.platform === "win32") {
+        // On Windows, we really want to use the "start" command. But, the rules regarding arguments with spaces, and
+        // escaping them with quotes, can get really arcane. So the easiest way to deal with this is to pass off the
+        // responsibility to "cmd /c", which has that logic built in.
+        //
+        // Furthermore, if "cmd /c" double-quoted the first parameter, then "start" will interpret it as a window title,
+        // so we need to add a dummy empty-string window title: http://stackoverflow.com/a/154090/3191
+        args = ["/c", "start", '""'].concat(args);
+    }
+
+    childProcess.execFile(command, args, options, callback);
+}
+
+// Export `opener` for programmatic access.
+// You might use this to e.g. open a website: `opener("http://google.com")`
+module.exports = opener;
+
+// If we're being called from the command line, just execute, using the command-line arguments.
+if (require.main && require.main.id === module.id) {
+    opener(process.argv.slice(2), function (error) {
+        if (error) {
+            throw error;
+        }
+    });
+}
diff --git a/node_modules/opener/package.json b/node_modules/opener/package.json
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..436f68ba6aa90
--- /dev/null
+++ b/node_modules/opener/package.json
@@ -0,0 +1,34 @@
+{
+  "name": "opener",
+  "description": "Opens stuff, like webpages and files and executables, cross-platform",
+  "version": "1.2.0",
+  "author": {
+    "name": "Domenic Denicola",
+    "email": "domenic@domenicdenicola.com",
+    "url": "http://domenicdenicola.com"
+  },
+  "license": "WTFPL",
+  "repository": {
+    "type": "git",
+    "url": "git://github.com/domenic/opener.git"
+  },
+  "bugs": {
+    "url": "http://github.com/domenic/opener/issues"
+  },
+  "main": "opener.js",
+  "bin": {
+    "opener": "opener.js"
+  },
+  "scripts": {
+    "lint": "jshint opener.js --show-non-errors"
+  },
+  "devDependencies": {
+    "jshint": ">= 0.7.3"
+  },
+  "readme": "# It Opens Stuff\n\nThat is, in your desktop environment. This will make *actual windows pop up*, with stuff in them:\n\n```bash\nnpm install opener -g\n\nopener http://google.com\nopener ./my-file.txt\nopener firefox\nopener npm run lint\n```\n\nAlso if you want to use it programmatically you can do that too:\n\n```js\nvar opener = require(\"opener\");\n\nopener(\"http://google.com\");\nopener(\"./my-file.txt\");\nopener(\"firefox\");\nopener(\"npm run lint\");\n```\n\n## Use It for Good\n\nLike opening the user's browser with a test harness in your package's test script:\n\n```json\n{\n    \"scripts\": {\n        \"test\": \"opener ./test/runner.html\"\n    },\n    \"devDependencies\": {\n        \"opener\": \"*\"\n    }\n}\n```\n\n## Why\n\nBecause Windows has `start`, Macs have `open`, and *nix has `xdg-open`. At least\n[according to some guy on StackOverflow](http://stackoverflow.com/q/1480971/3191). And I like things that work on all\nthree. Like Node.js. And Opener.\n",
+  "_id": "opener@1.2.0",
+  "dist": {
+    "shasum": "cf70d00a43375f86d8789933fa2c99c3190212bd"
+  },
+  "_from": "git://github.com/isaacs/opener"
+}
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index b7fcf23e9f2dd..309af01b65767 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -68,7 +68,8 @@
     "retry": "~0.6.0",
     "couch-login": "~0.1.9",
     "once": "~1.1.1",
-    "npmconf": "0"
+    "npmconf": "0",
+    "opener": "git://github.com/isaacs/opener"
   },
   "bundleDependencies": [
     "semver",
@@ -105,7 +106,8 @@
     "retry",
     "couch-login",
     "once",
-    "npmconf"
+    "npmconf",
+    "opener"
   ],
   "devDependencies": {
     "ronn": "~0.3.6",