traumas.json

{
	"brain_damage": [
		"@pick(bug)",
		"@pick(semicolon) @pick(george) @pick(mellens) is grifing me HALP!!!",
		"@pick(semicolon)A PIRATE APPEAR",
		"@pick(semicolon)AI laW 22 Open door",
		"@pick(semicolon)CAL; TEH SHUTTLE!!!!!",
		"@pick(semicolon)CAPTAINS A COMDOM",
		"@pick(semicolon)CRASHING THIS STTAYTION WITH NIO SURVIVROS",
		"@pick(semicolon)GIVE ME FREE ROBUX PLEASE JUST ENOUGH FOR SHIRT AND PANTS",
		"@pick(semicolon)HELP SHITECIRTY MURDERIN  MEE!!!",
		"@pick(semicolon)How do I set up the. SHow do I set u p the Singu. how I the scrungulartiy????",
		"@pick(semicolon)i ran into the supermattre ten i dsappeard @pick(bug)",
		"@pick(semicolon)I WANNA PET TEH monkeyS",
		"@pick(semicolon)I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL",
		"@pick(semicolon)IM A PONY NEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIGH",
		"@pick(semicolon)N-NYAAAAAA~",
		"@pick(semicolon)pray can u @pick(create_verbs) @pick(create_nouns)???",
		"@pick(semicolon)Tajaran has warrrres, if you have coin",
		"@pick(semicolon)the ai and borgs are mettacomming I think",
		"@pick(semicolon)this SI mY stATIon......",
		"@pick(semicolon)wtf??????????? @pick(bug)",
		"@pick(servers) is down!! @pick(bug)",
		">my face",
		"Bi is THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS>",
	"built DIFFERENT. I Stack Paper!",
		"can u give me @pick(mutations)?",
		"closd for merbegging",
		"dem dwarfs man, dem dwarfs",
		"DON'T EVER TUCH ME",
		"FOR TEH EMPRAH",
		"fucking 4rries!",
		"FUS RO DAH",
		"geT THE FUCK OUTTTT",
		"GEY AWAY FROM ME U GREIFING PRICK!!!!",
		"H U G B O X",
		"hwat dose tha @pick(random_gibberish) mean?????",
		"hwee did eet fhor khayosss",
		"i will snatch erry motherfucker birthday",
		"INSTLL TEG",
		"its gonna be like 9/11 all over again but insitaead is gonna be a bitc",
		"lifelike texture ;_;",
		"lol2cat",
		"luv can bloooom",
	"MAKE JIANT CRISTAL BURN I KEPT THROWING WELDERS IT WOOD LIGHT",
		"NO I'M ONNA KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER OLD STYLE",
		"PACKETS!!!",
		"parasteng was best",
		"port ba@pick(y_replacements) med!!!!",
		"PSHOOOM",
		"red wonz go fasta",
		"REMOVE SINGULARITY",
		"REVIRT COBY CHEM!!!!!!!!",
		"roll it easy!",
		"shiggey diggey!!",
		"SOLIRS CAN POWER THE HOLE STATION ANEWAY @pick(bug)",
		"SOTP IT#",
		"SPESS MAHREENS",
		"stat me",
		"stop grifing me!!!!",
		"THe saiyans screwed",
		"TURBIN IS BEST ENGIENE",
		"u just did the world a little bit more sad place for someone",
		"ur a fuckeing autist!",
		"waaaaaagh!!!",
		"wearnig siNGUARLTY is.... FINE haHAAA",
		"WHERES THE SLIP REWRITE WHERE THR FUCK ID IT?",
		"who the HELL do u thenk u r?!!!!",
		"without oxigen blob don't evoluate?",
		"youed call her a toeugh bithc",
		"I AM ALPHA MAN!!"
	],

	"mutations": [
		"eksrey",
		"eppilapse",
		"fungal tb",
		"glowey skin",
		"halk",
		"kamelien",
		"stun gloves",
		"telikesis"
	],

	"george": [
		"gdoruge",
		"george",
		"gorge",
		"joerge"
	],

	"mellens": [
		"mellens",
		"melons",
		"mwrlins"
	],
	"random_gibberish": [
		"g",
		"squid",
		"r",
		"carbon dioxide"
	],

	"y_replacements": [
		"y",
		"i",
		"e"
	],

	"servers": [
		"bager",
		"berry",
		"colonel hall",
		"mr basil",
		"mr terry",
		"mrs sybil",
		"sybl",
		"vent hell",
		"manual",
		"camel"
	],

	"create_verbs": [
		"creat",
		"gib",
		"MAke me",
		"spawn",
		"tc trade me"
	],

	"create_nouns": [
		"abdoocters",
		"anteg",
		"ayleins",
		"bleb",
		"cock cult",
		"deth squads",
		"deval",
		"revinent",
		"sheadow lings",
		"treaitors",
		"zenomorfs"
	],

	"bug": [
		"",
		"BUG!!!",
		"IS TIS A BUG??",
		"SI IST A BUGG/"
	],

	"semicolon": [
		"",
		";",
		".h"
	],

	"god_foe": [
		"BLASPHEMERS",
		"PARASITES",
		"PEASANTS",
		"UNBELIEVERS",
		"WEAKLINGS",
		"HERETICS",
		"INSECTS",
		"MORTALS"
	],

	"god_aggressive": [
		"ALL WILL FALL BEFORE ME!",
		"BURN, @pick(god_foe)!",
		"DEATH TO @pick(god_foe)!",
		"ENDLESS SUFFERING AWAITS YOU, @pick(god_foe).",
		"BEGONE, @pick(god_foe)!",
		"BLEED, @pick(god_foe)!",
		"DIE, @pick(god_foe)!"
	],

	"god_neutral": [
		"BE HEALED, MORTALS. I AM FEELING MERCIFUL.",
		"BEGONE, MORTALS.",
		"DANCE FOR ME, LITTLE MORTALS.",
		"HALT.",
		"HONK...",
		"MORTALS, SAY YOUR NAME",
		"REST, MORTALS, TOMORROW IS A LONG DAY.",
		"SEE THE TRUTH BEFORE YOU, MORTALS.",
		"YOU MORTALS MAKE ME SICK.",
		"YOU. STOP.",
		"BE SILENT.",
		"QUIET",
		"STOP"
	],

	"god_unstun": [
		"GET UP, PRIEST.",
		"GET UP. I HAVE NO TIME TO LOSE.",
		"GET UP."
	],

	"god_heal": [
		"BE HEALED, PRIEST.",
		"YOU SHALL SURVIVE THIS, MY PRIEST.",
		"YOU WILL LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY.",
		"YOUR LIFE IS IMPORTANT. KEEP IT."
	]

}