diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/events.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/events.dm
index 3e297c1064315..da35b4be27083 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/events.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/events.dm
@@ -1,75 +1,3 @@
-
-
-/*
-/proc/start_events()
-	//changed to a while(1) loop since they are more efficient.
-	//Moved the spawn in here to allow it to be called with advance proc call if it crashes.
-	//and also to stop spawn copying variables from the game ticker
-	spawn(3000)
-		while(1)
-			if(prob(50))//Every 120 seconds and prob 50 2-4 weak spacedusts will hit the station
-				spawn(1)
-					dust_swarm("weak")
-			if(!event)
-				//CARN: checks to see if random events are enabled.
-				if(config.allow_random_events)
-					if(prob(eventchance))
-						event()
-						hadevent = 1
-					else
-						Holiday_Random_Event()
-			else
-				event = 0
-			sleep(1200)
-*/
-/*
-/proc/event()
-	event = 1
-
-	var/eventNumbersToPickFrom = list(1,2,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14, 15) //so ninjas don't cause "empty" events.
-
-	if((world.time/10)>=3600 && toggle_space_ninja && !sent_ninja_to_station)//If an hour has passed, relatively speaking. Also, if ninjas are allowed to spawn and if there is not already a ninja for the round.
-		eventNumbersToPickFrom += 3
-	switch(pick(eventNumbersToPickFrom))
-		if(1)
-			priority_announce("Meteors have been detected on collision course with the station.", "Meteor Alert", 'sound/AI/meteors.ogg')
-			spawn(100)
-				meteor_wave()
-				spawn_meteors()
-			spawn(700)
-				meteor_wave()
-				spawn_meteors()
-
-		if(3)
-			if((world.time/10)>=3600 && toggle_space_ninja && !sent_ninja_to_station)//If an hour has passed, relatively speaking. Also, if ninjas are allowed to spawn and if there is not already a ninja for the round.
-				space_ninja_arrival()//Handled in space_ninja.dm. Doesn't announce arrival, all sneaky-like.
-		if(4)
-			mini_blob_event()
-
-		if(5)
-			high_radiation_event()
-		if(6)
-			viral_outbreak()
-		if(7)
-			alien_infestation()
-		if(8)
-			prison_break()
-		if(9)
-			carp_migration()
-		if(10)
-			immovablerod()
-		if(11)
-			lightsout(1,2)
-		if(12)
-			appendicitis()
-		if(13)
-			IonStorm()
-		if(14)
-			spacevine_infestation()
-		if(15)
-			communications_blackout()
-*/
-
 /proc/power_failure()
 	priority_announce("Abnormal activity detected in [station_name()]'s powernet. As a precautionary measure, the station's power will be shut off for an indeterminate duration.", "Critical Power Failure", 'sound/AI/poweroff.ogg')
 	for(var/obj/machinery/power/smes/S in machines)