Version 0.69, January 1st 2020
In the World of Schrödinger's Jerks: Where Sarcasm, Fun, and "Don't Be a Jerk" Collide
Welcome to the enigmatic realm of software licenses, where we acknowledge that we're all potential Schrödinger's Jerks. In this quirky quantum playground, the rules are as elusive as a cat in a box – simultaneously serious and whimsical. Are you ready for a rollercoaster of paradoxical non-jerkiness? Let's dive in!
Terms and Conditions
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Golden Rule: The cornerstone of this license – don't be a jerk. It's not rocket science. Fail to follow this fundamental principle, and the universe will cook up an unspecified punishment just for you. Severity? I get to play judge, jury, and cosmic executioner.
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"As Is" Clause: This software comes "as is." No warranties, no guarantees, nada. Take it or leave it.
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No Sales Pitch: Selling this software? Really? You're probably being a jerk. And we don't like jerks.
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Jerk-O-Meter: If you're wondering whether you're being a jerk, guess what? You probably are.
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Jerk Behavior Alert: If using this software hurts someone or something, guess what? Yep, you're being a jerk.
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Almost-Jerk Exception: If you use this software for good, you might not be a jerk. But hold your horses, you might still be one. Check rules 1 through 5 to be sure.
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Jerk-o-Tron: If you're unsure if you're being a jerk, you're likely being a jerk.
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Jerk-safety Net: Still not sure? Yep, still a jerk.
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You're Trapped: By reading this, you're locked into these terms, jerk or not.
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Flexi-Rules: I can change these rules whenever, for whatever reason. If you keep using the software after a change, well, you can probably guess the verdict.
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Jerk Helpline: Got jerk-related questions? Consult rules 1-10 for enlightenment.
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License Curiosity: Wondering about this license? Surprise! You're probably being a jerk.
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Support the Creator: If you read this far, you're obligated to sponsor the creator in a way that makes you not a mega jerk. Remember, mega jerks are never cool.
You are bound to this license, whether you read it or not. Remember, the universe has its eyes on you.
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