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+# Description
+#  Manage :sparkle: points since
+#
+# Commands:
+#  hubot sparkle <username> - give <username> a :sparkle: point
+#  hubot sparkles - give the leaderboard for :sparkle: points
+#  hubot sparkle me <username> - get your scores, optionally <username>'s scores
+#  hubot sparkle party - randomly sparkle some people in the chat room
+#  hubot who sparkled <username> - get <username>'s scores (use 'me' for yours)
+#
+_ = require("underscore")
+
+module.exports = (robot) ->
+  formatDate = (input) ->
+    date = new Date(input)
+    output = (date.getMonth() + 1) + "/" + date.getDate() + "/" + date.getFullYear()
+    return output
+
+  server = "http://sparklies.herokuapp.com/"
+
+  robot.respond /sparkle party$/i, (msg) ->
+    url = server + "sparkles"
+
+    sender = msg.message.user
+    room = robot.rooms[sender.room]
+    unless room?
+      msg.send "I have no memory of this place..."
+      msg.finish()
+      return
+
+    ppl = room.users
+    unless ppl?
+      msg.send "Nobody in this room :("
+      msg.finish()
+      return
+
+    randomized_ppl = _.shuffle(ppl)
+    winner_count = Math.floor((Math.random()*10)+1)
+
+    winners = randomized_ppl[0..winner_count]
+    msg.send "OMG SPARKLE PARTY!!1!"
+    for winner in winners
+      sparkle = { "sparkler": msg.message.user.name.toLowerCase(), "sparklee": winner.name.toLowerCase(), "reason": "Sparkle Party!", "room": msg.message.room}
+      msg.http(url).post(JSON.stringify(sparkle)) (err, res, body) ->
+        response = JSON.parse(body)
+        msg.send ":boom::#{response.name}: gets a :sparkle:!"
+    msg.finish()
+
+  robot.respond /who sparkled (.*)?/i, (msg) ->
+    # Get someone's sparkle scores
+    target = msg.match[1]
+    if not target? or target is "me"
+      target = msg.message.user.name
+    target = target.toLowerCase()
+
+    url = server + "sparkles/#{target}"
+    msg.finish()
+    msg.http(url).get() (err, res, body) ->
+      if err or body is "null"
+        msg.send ":crying_cat_face: nobody loves #{target}"
+      else
+        scores = JSON.parse(body)
+        if target is msg.message.user.name
+          response = "#{msg.message.user.name}, here's how you got famous:"
+        else
+          response = "Here's who gave :#{target}: a :sparkle:"
+        for score in scores
+          response += "\n#{score.sparkler} on #{formatDate(score.time)}"
+          if score.reason
+            response += " (#{score.reason})"
+        msg.send response
+
+
+  robot.respond /sparkle(?:s)? (.*)?/i, (msg) ->
+    # Give a sparkle to a thing. Or a person. Whatever.
+    url = server + "sparkles"
+    body = msg.match[1].split(" ")
+    recipient = _.first(body)
+    reason = _.rest(body).join(" ")
+    if recipient.match(/^scottjg/i)
+      msg.send "scottjg doesn't want your fucking sparkles. get back to work."
+      msg.finish()
+      return
+    else if recipient.match(/^dreww/i)
+      msg.send "http://f.cl.ly/items/0N3t2B1i091Z3y3e2g1E/drew-disappoint-loop.gif"
+      msg.finish()
+      return
+
+    sparkle = { "sparkler": msg.message.user.name.toLowerCase(), "sparklee": recipient.toLowerCase(), "reason": reason, "room": msg.message.room}
+    msg.finish()
+    msg.http(url).post(JSON.stringify(sparkle)) (err, res, body) ->
+      if res.statusCode == 200
+        response = JSON.parse(body)
+        if response.score is 1
+          msg.send ":tada: :#{response.name}: has just gotten their first :sparkle:! :tada:"
+        else
+          msg.send "Awww yiss, :#{response.name}: now has #{response.score} :sparkle: points!"
+
+        if recipient.toLowerCase() is msg.message.user.name.toLowerCase()
+          msg.send "Nothing wrong with a pat on the back, eh #{recipient}?"
+      else
+        msg.send res.statusCode
+        msg.send body
+        msg.send "Something went wrong. No :sparkle: for anyone :cry:"
+
+  robot.respond /sparkle/i, (msg) ->
+    response = "Give someone a :sparkle: with /sparkle <username>!\n"
+    response += "See someone elses sparkles with /who sparkled <username>\n"
+    response += "See who sparkled you with /who sparkled me\n"
+    response += "See the leaderboard with /sparkles\n"
+    response += "Have a sparkle party with /sparkle party"
+    msg.send response
+
+  robot.respond /sparkles/i, (msg) ->
+    # Return the leaderboard for all the sparkles. ALL THE SPARKLES.
+    url = server + "top/receiver"
+    msg.http(url).get() (err, res, body) ->
+      leaders = JSON.parse(body)
+      output = "Top sparkles over the last 60 days:\n"
+      for leader in leaders
+        if leader.name != "me" and leader.name != "testing"
+          output += "#{leader.name}: #{leader.score} points\n"
+      msg.send output