diff --git a/.bash_profile b/.bash_profile
index eba8872ac..b168ac893 100644
--- a/.bash_profile
+++ b/.bash_profile
@@ -26,4 +26,4 @@ done
 [[ -e "$HOME/.ssh/config" ]] && complete -o "default" -o "nospace" -W "$(grep "^Host" ~/.ssh/config | grep -v "[?*]" | cut -d " " -f2 | tr ' ' '\n')" scp sftp ssh
 
 # print a fortune when the terminal opens
-fortune -a -s | lolcat
+#fortune -a -s | lolcat
diff --git a/.dockerfunc b/.dockerfunc
index 6193f30f8..8be49aeb2 100644
--- a/.dockerfunc
+++ b/.dockerfunc
@@ -435,6 +435,11 @@ t(){
 		--log-driver none \
 		jess/t "$@"
 }
+telnet(){
+	docker run -it --rm \
+		--log-driver none \
+		jess/telnet "$@"
+}
 termboy(){
 	del_stopped termboy
 	local game=$1