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+title: "The Mystery of the Filler Post"
+author: "Chester"
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+Hornswaggle measured fer yer chains chase run a shot across the bow Chain Shot flogging Pirate Round galleon rope's end aft. Prow fire in the hole keel rum Barbary Coast bilge water crimp interloper square-rigged Letter of Marque. Interloper Arr barkadeer mutiny snow chantey crow's nest flogging gun Davy Jones' Locker.
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+Bilge jolly boat barque topsail interloper chandler spanker scuttle Arr sloop. Shrouds belaying pin run a shot across the bow loaded to the gunwalls smartly marooned hogshead handsomely list parley. Spyglass keel Privateer mizzenmast hulk ballast case shot clipper main sheet killick.
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+Careen hempen halter Letter of Marque pillage swing the lead take a caulk Sail ho jury mast walk the plank ho. Haul wind Privateer flogging Letter of Marque scuppers heave down to go on account keel Jack Ketch grapple. Marooned pink lee crow's nest chase Pirate Round boom scourge of the seven seas landlubber or just lubber deadlights.
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+[Pirate Ipsum](http://pirateipsum.me/)

_posts/2017-03-07-the-case-of-the-missing-post.md

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+title: "The Case of the Missing Post"
+author: "Chester"
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+Kitty power! and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail, yet licks your face or drink water out of the faucet so jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water yet drink water out of the faucet. Pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms.
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+Sit in window and stare ooo, a bird! yum. Sit and stare. Sweet beast loves cheeseburgers. Hiss at vacuum cleaner put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed see owner, run in terror inspect anything brought into the house, so pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms. Hopped up on catnip kitty scratches couch bad kitty, but eats owners hair then claws head. Lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep kitty power! or burrow under covers, so favor packaging over toy lick plastic bags or meowzer! yet unwrap toilet paper.
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+[Cat Ipsum](http://www.catipsum.com/)