Pouches.

code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/belt.dm

@@ -56,14 +56,15 @@
 	item_state = "medical"
 	can_hold = list(
 		"/obj/item/device/healthanalyzer",
+		"/obj/item/device/plant_analyzer",
+		"/obj/item/device/robotanalyzer",
 		"/obj/item/weapon/dnainjector",
 		"/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/dropper",
 		"/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/beaker",
 		"/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/bottle",
 		"/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/pill",
 		"/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/syringe",
-		"/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/dispenser",
-		"/obj/item/weapon/lighter/zippo",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/lighter",
 		"/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes",
 		"/obj/item/weapon/storage/pill_bottle",
 		"/obj/item/stack/medical",

code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/pouches.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,268 @@
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch
+	name = "pouch"
+	desc = "Can hold various things."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/pouches.dmi'
+	icon_state = "pouch"
+	item_state = "pouch"
+
+	w_class = ITEM_SIZE_SMALL
+	slot_flags = SLOT_POCKET|SLOT_BELT //Pouches can be worn on belt
+	storage_slots = 1
+	max_w_class = ITEM_SIZE_SMALL
+	max_storage_space = base_storage_capacity(ITEM_SIZE_NORMAL)
+	attack_verb = list("pouched")
+
+	var/sliding_behavior = FALSE
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/verb/toggle_slide()
+	set name = "Toggle Slide"
+	set desc = "Toggle the behavior of last item in [src] \"sliding\" into your hand."
+	set category = "Object"
+
+	sliding_behavior = !sliding_behavior
+	to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>Items will now [sliding_behavior ? "" : "not"] slide out of [src].</span>")
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/attack_hand(mob/living/carbon/human/user)
+	if(sliding_behavior && contents.len && (src in user))
+		var/obj/item/I = contents[contents.len]
+		if(istype(I))
+			hide_from(usr)
+			var/turf/T = get_turf(user)
+			remove_from_storage(I, T)
+			usr.put_in_hands(I)
+			add_fingerprint(user)
+	else
+		..()
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/small_generic
+	name = "small generic pouch"
+	desc = "Can hold anything in it, but only about once."
+	icon_state = "small_generic"
+	item_state = "small_generic"
+	storage_slots = null //Uses generic capacity
+	max_storage_space = ITEM_SIZE_TINY * 3
+	max_w_class = ITEM_SIZE_SMALL
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/medium_generic
+	name = "medium generic pouch"
+	desc = "Can hold anything in it, but only about twice."
+	icon_state = "medium_generic"
+	item_state = "medium_generic"
+	storage_slots = null //Uses generic capacity
+	max_storage_space = ITEM_SIZE_TINY * 5
+	max_w_class = ITEM_SIZE_NORMAL
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/large_generic
+	name = "large generic pouch"
+	desc = "A mini satchel. Can hold a fair bit, but it won't fit in your pocket"
+	icon_state = "large_generic"
+	item_state = "large_generic"
+	w_class = ITEM_SIZE_NORMAL
+	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT|SLOT_DENYPOCKET
+	storage_slots = null //Uses generic capacity
+	max_storage_space = ITEM_SIZE_TINY * 10
+	max_w_class = ITEM_SIZE_NORMAL
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/medical_supply
+	name = "medical supply pouch"
+	desc = "Can hold medical equipment. But only about three pieces of it."
+	icon_state = "medical_supply"
+	item_state = "medical_supply"
+
+	storage_slots = 3
+	max_w_class = ITEM_SIZE_NORMAL
+
+	can_hold = list(
+		"/obj/item/device/healthanalyzer",
+		"/obj/item/device/plant_analyzer",
+		"/obj/item/device/robotanalyzer",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/dnainjector",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/dropper",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/beaker",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/bottle",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/pill",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/syringe",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/lighter",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/storage/pill_bottle",
+		"/obj/item/stack/medical",
+		"/obj/item/device/flashlight/pen",
+		"/obj/item/clothing/mask/surgical",
+		"/obj/item/clothing/gloves/latex",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/hypospray",
+		"/obj/item/clothing/glasses/hud/health",
+		"/obj/item/device/sensor_device",
+	    "/obj/item/device/mass_spectrometer",
+	    "/obj/item/device/reagent_scanner"
+		)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/engineering_tools
+	name = "engineering tools pouch"
+	desc = "Can hold small engineering tools. But only about three pieces of them."
+	icon_state = "engineering_tool"
+	item_state = "engineering_tool"
+
+	storage_slots = 3
+	max_w_class = ITEM_SIZE_SMALL
+
+	can_hold = list(
+		"/obj/item/weapon/crowbar",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/screwdriver",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/weldingtool",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/wirecutters",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/wrench",
+		"/obj/item/device/multitool",
+		"/obj/item/device/flashlight",
+		"/obj/item/stack/cable_coil",
+		"/obj/item/device/t_scanner",
+		"/obj/item/device/analyzer",
+		"/obj/item/device/plant_analyzer",
+		"/obj/item/device/robotanalyzer",
+		"/obj/item/taperoll/engineering",
+		"/obj/item/device/radio/headset",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/minihoe",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/hatchet",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/extinguisher/mini",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/hand_labeler",
+		"/obj/item/clothing/gloves",
+		"/obj/item/clothing/glasses",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/lighter",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes",
+		)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/engineering_supply
+	name = "engineering supply pouch"
+	desc = "Can hold engineering equipment. But only about two pieces of it."
+	icon_state = "engineering_supply"
+	item_state = "engineering_supply"
+
+	storage_slots = 2
+	w_class = ITEM_SIZE_NORMAL
+	max_w_class = ITEM_SIZE_NORMAL
+
+	can_hold = list(
+		"/obj/item/weapon/circuitboard",
+		"/obj/item/stack/rods",
+		"/obj/item/stack/sheet",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/stock_parts",
+		"/obj/item/device/flashlight",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/glowstick",
+		"/obj/item/stack/cable_coil",
+		"/obj/item/taperoll/engineering"
+		)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/ammo
+	name = "ammo pouch"
+	desc = "Can hold ammo boxes and bullets."
+	// desc = "Can hold ammo magazines and bullets, not the boxes though."
+	icon_state = "ammo"
+	item_state = "ammo"
+
+	storage_slots = 3
+	w_class = ITEM_SIZE_NORMAL
+	max_w_class = ITEM_SIZE_NORMAL
+
+	can_hold = list(
+		"/obj/item/ammo_box",
+		"/obj/item/ammo_casing"
+		)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/flare
+	name = "flares pouch"
+	desc = "Can hold about five flares in. In fact, anything cylindrical and small... Makes you think."
+	icon_state = "flare"
+	item_state = "flare"
+
+	storage_slots = 5
+	w_class = ITEM_SIZE_NORMAL
+	max_w_class = ITEM_SIZE_NORMAL
+
+	can_hold = list(
+		"/obj/item/device/flashlight/flare",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/glowstick",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/syringe",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/vial",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/hypospray/autoinjector",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/pen",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/storage/pill_bottle"
+		)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/flare/update_icon()
+	..()
+	overlays.Cut()
+	if(contents.len)
+		overlays += image('icons/obj/pouches.dmi', "flare_[contents.len]")
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/flare/vial
+	name = "vial pouch"
+	desc = "Can hold about five vials. Rebranding!"
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/pistol_holster
+	name = "pistol holster"
+	desc = "Can hold a handgun in."
+	icon_state = "pistol_holster"
+	item_state = "pistol_holster"
+
+	storage_slots = 1
+	w_class = ITEM_SIZE_NORMAL
+	max_w_class = ITEM_SIZE_NORMAL
+
+	/*
+	can_hold = list(
+		/obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/clarissa,
+		/obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/colt,
+		/obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/deagle,
+		/obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/giskard,
+		/obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/gyropistol,
+		/obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/handmade_pistol,
+		/obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/lamia,
+		/obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/mk58,
+		/obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/olivaw,
+		/obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/silenced,
+		/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/gun,
+		/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/chameleon,
+		/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/captain,
+		/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/stunrevolver,
+		/obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/revolver,
+		/obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/automatic/IH_machinepistol,
+		/obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/IH_sidearm,
+		/obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/shotgun/doublebarrel/sawn, //short enough to fit in
+		/obj/item/weapon/gun/launcher/syringe
+		)
+	*/
+
+	sliding_behavior = TRUE
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/pistol_holster/can_be_inserted(obj/item/W, stop_messages = FALSE)
+	. = ..()
+	if(. && istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/gun))
+		var/obj/item/weapon/gun/G = W
+		return G.isHandgun()
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/pistol_holster/update_icon()
+	..()
+	overlays.Cut()
+	if(contents.len)
+		overlays += image('icons/obj/pouches.dmi', "pistol_layer")
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/baton_holster
+	name = "baton sheath"
+	desc = "Can hold a baton, or indeed most weapon shafts."
+	icon_state = "baton_holster"
+	item_state = "baton_holster"
+
+	storage_slots = 1
+	max_w_class = ITEM_SIZE_LARGE
+
+	can_hold = list(
+		"/obj/item/weapon/melee",
+		"/obj/item/weapon/crowbar"
+		)
+
+	sliding_behavior = TRUE
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/baton_holster/update_icon()
+	..()
+	overlays.Cut()
+	if(contents.len)
+		overlays += image('icons/obj/pouches.dmi', "baton_layer")

code/game/objects/random/pouches.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,23 @@
+/obj/random/pouch
+	name = "random pouch"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/pouches.dmi'
+	icon_state = "large_generic"
+
+/obj/random/pouch/item_to_spawn()
+	return pickweight(list(
+	/obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/small_generic = 10,
+	/obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/medium_generic = 5,
+	/obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/large_generic = 1,
+	/obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/medical_supply = 3,
+	/obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/engineering_supply = 3,
+	/obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/engineering_tools = 5,
+	/obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/flare = 7,
+	/obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/ammo = 3,
+	/obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/pistol_holster = 3,
+	/obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/baton_holster = 3
+	))
+
+/obj/random/pouch/low_chance
+	name = "low chance random pouch"
+	icon_state = "small_generic"
+	spawn_nothing_percentage = 80

code/game/objects/random/random_misc.dm

@@ -49,7 +49,8 @@
 
 						prob(30);/obj/item/weapon/storage/box/ids,\
 						prob(20);/obj/item/weapon/storage/box/handcuffs,\
-						prob(10);/obj/item/weapon/storage/box/contraband\
+						prob(10);/obj/item/weapon/storage/box/contraband,\
+						prob(10);/obj/random/pouch
 					)
 
 /obj/random/misc/smokes

code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/job_closets.dm

@@ -44,6 +44,7 @@
 	new /obj/item/device/lightreplacer(src)
 	new /obj/item/weapon/storage/bag/trash(src)
 	new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/galoshes(src)
+	new /obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/small_generic(src) // Because I feel like poor janitor gets it bad.
 
 /*
  * Lawyer

code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/engineering.dm

@@ -34,6 +34,7 @@
 	new /obj/item/device/multitool(src)
 	new /obj/item/device/flash(src)
 	new /obj/item/taperoll/engineering(src)
+	new /obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/engineering_supply(src)
 
 /obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/engineering_electrical
 	name = "Electrical Supplies"

code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/medical.dm

@@ -122,6 +122,7 @@
 	new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/hypospray/cmo(src)
 	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/surgicalapron(src)
 	new /obj/item/airbag(src)
+	new /obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/medical_supply(src)
 
 /obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/animal
 	name = "Animal Control"
@@ -146,6 +147,7 @@
 /obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/chemical/PopulateContents()
 	for (var/i in 1 to 2)
 		new /obj/item/weapon/storage/box/pillbottles(src)
+	new /obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/flare/vial(src)
 
 /obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/medical_wall
 	name = "First Aid Closet"