We’re telling the story in the wrong order

README.md

@@ -14,36 +14,7 @@ even (especially) *how the world works*.
 
 # tea/cli 0.2.0
 
-tea/cli is a universal interpreter:
-
-```sh
-$ tea https://github.com/teaxyz/demos/blob/main/ai.py input.png
-tea: installing python^3
-pip: installing dall-e-2
-…
-
-$ curl https://github.com/teaxyz/demos/blob/main/ai.py
-#!/usr/bin/env tea
-# ---
-# dependencies:
-#   python.org: ~3.8
-#   python.org/pip/requests: ^2.18
-#   optipng.sourceforge.net: '*'    # optipng will be in `PATH`
-# ---
-…
-```
-
-> <details><summary><i>Is this safe?</i></summary>
->
-> If you’re worried about executing scripts from the Internet: *read them
-> first!* tea only executes what the script tells it to; the dependency
-> requirements are embedded in the script as YAML front-matter.
-> </details>
-
-&nbsp;
-
-
-tea is a universal (and magical) virtual‑environment manager:
+tea is a universal virtual‑environment manager:
 
 ```
 $ deno
@@ -60,10 +31,11 @@ deno 1.22.1
 $ env
 PATH=/opt/deno.land/v1.20.3/bin:/usr/bin:/bin
 SRCROOT=/src/my-project
+VERSION=…
 …
 ```
 
-Don’t worry, this magic also works with [VSCode].
+Don’t worry! This magic also works with [VSCode]. And everything else too.
 
 > <details><summary><i>What is this sourcery?</i></summary>
 >
@@ -85,6 +57,36 @@ Don’t worry, this magic also works with [VSCode].
 &nbsp;
 
 
+tea is also a universal interpreter:
+
+```sh
+$ tea https://github.com/teaxyz/demos/blob/main/ai.py input.png
+tea: installing python^3
+pip: installing dall-e-2
+…
+
+$ curl https://github.com/teaxyz/demos/blob/main/ai.py
+#!/usr/bin/env tea
+# ---
+# dependencies:
+#   python.org: ~3.8
+#   python.org/pip/requests: ^2.18
+#   optipng.sourceforge.net: '*'    # optipng will be in `PATH`
+# ---
+…
+```
+
+> <details><summary><i>Is this safe?</i></summary>
+>
+> If you’re worried about executing scripts from the Internet: *read them
+> first!* tea only executes what the script tells it to; the dependency
+> requirements are embedded in the script as YAML front-matter.
+> </details>
+
+&nbsp;
+
+
+
 ## A Brief Diatribe
 
 Every programming language, every build system, every compiler, web server,