Monolol

PSR-3 compliant lol-gger

QA

INSTALLATION

Use composer:

composer require PHPointless/monolol

HOW TO USE IT

Monolol provides a new wrapper handler for Monolog: LolHandler. LolHandler will apply a Lolifier that will do some stuff on records handled by the wrapped handler.

For example, we want to randomly shuffle the log message words of all records that will be handled by a Monolog StreamHandler. Here is code that will do the trick:

<?php

use Monolog\Logger;
use Monolog\Handler\StreamHandler;
use Monolol\Handlers\LolHandler;
use Monolol\Lolifiers;

$logger = new Logger('myLog');
$streamHandler = new StreamHandler(__DIR__ . '/monolol.log');

$lolHandler = new LolHandler($streamHandler, new Lolifiers\Shuffle());

$logger->pushHandler($lolHandler);

$logger->info('My littlest pony');
$logger->error('This burger has no cheese');

AVAILABLE LOLIFIERS

• Blackout: Forgot half the sentence
• Shuffle: Words contained in the record message will be randomly shuffled
• Confuse: This lolifier will change randomly the log level of the record
• GeekTime: Records will be handled only if it's 1:37pm (13:37)
• Hangman: Want to play hangman game while reading your logfiles?
• Hash: Messages will be hashed with a randomly chosen algorithm
• LaMerNoire: Messages will be replaced by the following string: 'La mer Noire'
• Mirror: Messages' content will be reversed (desrever eb lliw tnetnoc egassem sdrocer)
• NotGiveAFuck: Messages having loglevel above INFO will be replaced by the following string: "It seems that your application has encountered an issue. But as we don't give a fuck, we will not tell you what the problem is. Have a good day"
• NyanCat: Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya!
• Quote: Messages will be replaced by a quote randomly chosen. Quote Lolifier needs a QuoteProvider. Here's an example of how to use it:

$quoteProvider = new Lolifiers\QuoteProviders\Kaamelott\Kadoc();
$lolHandler = new LolHandler($streamHandler, new Lolifiers\Quote($quoteProvider));

If you want quotes from more than one provider, you can use QuoteProviders\Collection:

$quoteProvider = new Lolifiers\QuoteProviders\Collection();
$quoteProvider->add(new Lolifiers\QuoteProviders\Kaamelott\Kadoc())
              ->add(new Lolifiers\QuoteProviders\Kaamelott\Karadoc())
              ->add(new Lolifiers\QuoteProviders\Kaamelott\Perceval());
$lolHandler = new LolHandler($streamHandler, new Lolifiers\Quote($quoteProvider));

• Warp: Handled records will travel through the Warp
• Yell: TO READ YOUR LOG FILES IN NOISY ENVIRONMENTS
• Yolo: "An error? What are you talking about? There was no error!". All records having loglevel above INFO will not be handled
• Tourette: Monolog is suffering from Tourette's syndrome. This lolifier needs a SwearWordsProvider. Here's an example of how to use it:

$swearWordsProvider = new Lolifiers\SwearWordsProviders\DefaultProvider();
$lolHandler = new LolHandler($streamHandler, new Lolifiers\Tourette($swearWordsProvider));