# 🧪 Despite the humor, I'm dead serious about code quality and project success 🚀

import json
from typing import Dict, List
from dimension import C137

class DigitalRickdiculousScientist:
    def __init__(self):
        self.skills: Dict[str, List[str]] = json.loads('''{
            "main_skills": [
                "Transforms data streams into Mortys 🧬",
                "NLP tamer (even Birdperson understands) 🦜",
                "Teaches bots to get schwifty 🤖",
                "Redis whisperer (better than Squanchy) 🗄️"
            ]
        }''')
    
    def merge_fractured_timelines(self, uncertainty_level: float = 0.5) -> None:
        """-- SELECT timeline FROM fractured_realities WHERE Morty_Summer_Certainty < 0.5 --"""
        if uncertainty_level > 0.7:
            print("*burp* It's fine, we'll just go to a reality where we fixed it.")
        else:
            print(f"Merging timelines with {uncertainty_level:.2f} uncertainty....and away we go! 🌀🔄")

    @property
    def current_status(self) -> str:
        return "$.multiverse[?(@.activity == 'seeking_hidden_patterns_like_Evil_Morty')]"

    def forgot_to_eat(self):
        return "Probably busy eating Eyeholes again... Ooh wee! 👁️"

"""
███ You son of a b***h, I'm in. (But forgot to eat lunch again) :/
"""

if __name__ == "__main__":
    rick = DigitalRickdiculousScientist()
    rick.merge_fractured_timelines(uncertainty_level=0.42)

# 🛠️ Skills Arsenal 🛠️
# - Python: Django, Flask, FastAPI, Pandas, NumPy, SciPy
# - JavaScript: Vanilla JS, Playwright, Cypress, Nightwatch
# - Databases: Redis-stack, PostgreSQL, MySQL, MongoDB
# - APIs: REST, GraphQL
# - Other: Docker, Git, CI/CD, Cloud Platforms (AWS, GCP)