I AM GROOT!
Android Xposed module to play Groot sound effects during app activity transitions and/or to 'Groot-ify' almost all text.
Includes configuration options to turn sound effects and text on/off, inject Android system and/or app text, and specific text widgets to intercept at runtime. Currently working for TextViews, GL canvas, and EditTexts; replacement of text in browsers and other WebViews in progress.