Merge pull request tgstation#42122 from tgstation/MrStonedOne-webscale

Makes the ballmer peak webscale

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm

@@ -415,7 +415,10 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(ballmer_good_msg, list("Hey guys, what if we rolled out a blues
 GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(ballmer_windows_me_msg, list("Yo man, what if, we like, uh, put a webserver that's automatically turned on with default admin passwords into every PDA?",
 												"So like, you know how we separate our codebase from the master copy that runs on our consumer boxes? What if we merged the two and undid the separation between codebase and server?",
 												"Dude, radical idea: H.O.N.K mechs but with no bananium required.",
-												"Best idea ever: Disposal pipes instead of hallways."))
+												"Best idea ever: Disposal pipes instead of hallways.",
+												"We should store bank records in a webscale datastore, like /dev/null.",
+												"You ever wonder if /dev/null supports sharding?",
+												"What if we use a language that was written on a napkin and created over 1 weekend for all of our servers?"))
 
 //this updates all special effects: stun, sleeping, knockdown, druggy, stuttering, etc..
 /mob/living/carbon/handle_status_effects()