GuestTek management reorganization announcement generator.
Yes, it's a joke.... or is it? Maybe it's secretly running from a cronjob on an HR server?
Requires Python 3.6 (if you remove the f-string from the Balloon Doggies quote it'll run on Python 2 and earlier Python 3 versions). It requires Faker (P2: pip install faker or P3: pip3 install faker).
Secretary of Balloon Doggies reference for those who never saw The Critic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz6wkM8LhNM