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ticket_stubs/confirmed_p1_or_p2.md

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+Confirmed, Thanks!
+==================
+
+Hi!
+
+Thanks very much for your submission to Ansible.  It sincerely means a lot to us.
+
+We've confirmed this is an issue and have marked as a high priority item to resolve.
+
+Additionally:
+
+   * INSERT REASONS!
+
+We will definitely see your comments on this issue when reading this ticket, but may not be able to reply promptly.  You may also wish to join one of our two mailing lists
+which is very active:
+
+   * https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/ansible-project - for user questions, tips, and tricks
+   * https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/ansible-devel - for strategy, future planning, and questions about writing code
+
+Thank you once again for this and your interest in Ansible!
+

ticket_stubs/misunderstanding.md

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+Possible Misunderstanding
+=========================
+
+Hi!
+
+Thanks very much for your submission to Ansible.  It sincerely means a lot to us.
+
+We believe the ticket you have filed is being somewhat misunderstood, as one thing works a little differently than stated.
+
+In particular, we believe you have said:
+
+   * THING ONE
+
+However, however what is happening is that:
+
+   * THING TWO
+
+We would suggest:
+
+   * THING THREE
+
+In the future, this might be a topic more well suited for the user list:
+
+   * https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/ansible-project
+
+Thank you once again for this and your interest in Ansible!
+