Add Python 3 implementation

python3/fucking_coffee.py

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+#!/usr/bin/env python3
+# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
+
+import datetime
+import telnetlib
+import time
+
+from hackerutils import sh
+
+COFFEE_MACHINE_ADDR = '10.10.42.42'
+COFFEE_MACHINE_PASS = '1234'
+COFFEE_MACHINE_PROM = 'Password: '
+
+
+def main():
+    # Skip on weekends.
+    if datetime.date.today().weekday() in (0, 6,):
+        return
+
+    # Exit early if no sessions with my_username are found.
+    if not any(s.startswith(b'my_username ') for s in sh('who').split(b'\n')):
+        return
+
+    time.sleep(17)
+
+    conn = telnetlib.Telnet(host=COFFEE_MACHINE_ADDR)
+    conn.open()
+    conn.expect([COFFEE_MACHINE_PROM])
+    conn.write(COFFEE_MACHINE_PASS)
+
+    conn.write('sys brew')
+    time.sleep(64)
+
+    conn.write('sys pour')
+    conn.close()
+
+
+if __name__ == '__main__':
+    main()

python3/hackerutils.py

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+#!/usr/bin/env python3
+# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
+
+import pathlib
+import subprocess
+
+from dotenv import Dotenv
+
+
+def get_dotenv(filename='.env'):
+    return Dotenv(str(pathlib.Path(__file__).parent / filename))
+
+
+def sh(*args):
+    proc = subprocess.Popen(args, stdout=subprocess.PIPE)
+    stdout, _ = proc.communicate()
+    return stdout
+
+
+def get_log_path(name):
+    path = pathlib.Path(__file__).parent / 'logs' / name
+    path.parent.mkdir(parents=True, exist_ok=True)
+    return path

python3/hangover.py

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+#!/usr/bin/env python3
+# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
+
+import datetime
+import random
+
+from twilio import TwilioRestException
+from twilio.rest import TwilioRestClient
+
+from hackerutils import get_dotenv, get_log_path, sh
+
+dotenv = get_dotenv()
+
+TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID = dotenv['TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID']
+TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN = dotenv['TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN']
+
+LOG_FILE_PATH = get_log_path('hangover.txt')
+
+
+def main():
+    # Skip on weekends.
+    if datetime.date.today().weekday() in (0, 6,):
+        return
+
+    # Exit early if any session with my_username is found.
+    if any(s.startswith(b'my_username ') for s in sh('who').split(b'\n')):
+        return
+
+    client = TwilioRestClient(TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID, TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN)
+
+    # Phone numbers.
+    my_number = '+xxx'
+    number_of_boss = '+xxx'
+
+    excuses = [
+        'Locked out',
+        'Pipes broke',
+        'Food poisoning',
+        'Not feeling well',
+    ]
+
+    try:
+        # Send a text message.
+        client.messages.create(
+            to=number_of_boss,
+            from_=my_number,
+            body='Gonna work from home. ' + random.choice(excuses),
+        )
+    except TwilioRestException as e:
+        # Log errors.
+        with LOG_FILE_PATH.open('a') as f:
+            f.write('Failed to send SMS: {}'.format(e))
+        raise
+
+
+if __name__ == '__main__':
+    main()

python3/kumar_asshole.py

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+#!/usr/bin/env python3
+# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
+
+import re
+
+import gmail
+import yagmail
+
+from hackerutils import get_dotenv
+
+dotenv = get_dotenv()
+
+GMAIL_USERNAME = dotenv['GMAIL_USERNAME']
+GMAIL_PASSWORD = dotenv['GMAIL_PASSWORD']
+
+KUMAR_EMAIL = '[email protected]'
+KEYWORDS_REGEX = re.compile(r'sorry|help|wrong', re.IGNORECASE)
+
+REPLY_BODY = "No problem. I've fixed it. \n\n Please be careful next time."
+
+
+yagmail.register(GMAIL_USERNAME, GMAIL_PASSWORD)
+
+
+def send_reply(subject):
+    yag = yagmail.SMTP(GMAIL_USERNAME)
+    yag.send(
+        to=KUMAR_EMAIL,
+        subject='RE: {}'.format(subject),
+        contents=REPLY_BODY,
+    )
+
+
+def main():
+    g = gmail.login(GMAIL_USERNAME, GMAIL_PASSWORD)
+    for mail in g.inbox().mail(unread=True, sender=KUMAR_EMAIL, prefetch=True):
+        if KEYWORDS_REGEX.search(mail.body):
+            # Restore DB and send a reply.
+            mail.add_label('Database fixes')
+            send_reply(mail.subject)
+
+
+if __name__ == '__main__':
+    main()

python3/requirements.txt

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+dotenv
+twilio
+yagmail
+git+https://github.com/charlierguo/gmail

python3/smack_my_bitch_up.py

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+#!/usr/bin/env python3
+# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
+
+import datetime
+import random
+
+from twilio import TwilioRestException
+from twilio.rest import TwilioRestClient
+
+from hackerutils import get_dotenv, get_log_path, sh
+
+dotenv = get_dotenv()
+
+TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID = dotenv['TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID']
+TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN = dotenv['TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN']
+
+LOG_FILE_PATH = get_log_path('smack_my_bitch_up.txt')
+
+
+def main():
+    # Skip on weekends.
+    if datetime.date.today().weekday() in (0, 6,):
+        return
+
+    # Exit early if no sessions with my_username are found.
+    if not any(s.startswith(b'my_username ') for s in sh('who').split(b'\n')):
+        return
+
+    client = TwilioRestClient(TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID, TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN)
+
+    # Phone numbers.
+    my_number = '+xxx'
+    her_number = '+xxx'
+
+    reasons = [
+        'Working hard',
+        'Gotta ship this feature',
+        'Someone fucked the system again',
+    ]
+
+    try:
+        # Send a text message.
+        client.messages.create(
+            to=her_number,
+            from_=my_number,
+            body='Late at work. ' + random.choice(reasons),
+        )
+    except TwilioRestException as e:
+        # Log errors.
+        with LOG_FILE_PATH.open('a') as f:
+            f.write('Failed to send SMS: {}'.format(e))
+        raise
+
+
+if __name__ == '__main__':
+    main()