/shakespeare/:name/:from

I liked it haha
See: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6069353

README.md

@@ -42,6 +42,10 @@ Will return content of the form 'Everyone can go and fuck off. - :name', e.g. /e
 
 Will return content of the form ':name, go and take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. - :from', e.g. /donut/Tom/Chris will return 'Tom, go and take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. - Chris'
 
+## /shakespeare/:name/:from
+
+Will return content of the form ':name, Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch! - :from'.
+
 ## /linus/:name/:from
 
 Will return content of the form ':name, there aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap. - :from'.

public/index.html

@@ -59,6 +59,10 @@ <h3 id="donutnamefrom">/donut/:name/:from</h3>
 
         <p>Will return content of the form ':name, go and take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. - :from', e.g. /donut/Tom/Chris will return 'Tom, go and take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. - Chris'</p>
 
+        <h3 id="shakespearenamefrom">/shakespeare/:name/:from</h3>
+
+        <p>Will return content of the form ':name, Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch! - :from', e.g. /shakespeare/Falstaff/Prince%20Henry will return 'Falstaff, Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch! - Prince Henry</p>
+
         <h3 id="linusnamefrom">/linus/:name/:from</h3>
 
         <p>Will return content of the form ':name, there aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap. - :from'. </p>

server.coffee

@@ -73,6 +73,11 @@ app.get '/donut/:name/:from', (req, res) ->
   subtitle = "- #{req.params.from}"
   dooutput(res, message, subtitle)
 
+app.get '/shakespeare/:name/:from', (req, res) ->
+  message = "#{req.params.name}, Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!"
+  subtitle = "- #{req.params.from}"
+  dooutput(res, message, subtitle)
+
 app.get '/linus/:name/:from', (req, res) ->
   message = "#{req.params.name}, there aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap."
   subtitle = "- #{req.params.from}"